Jewel Is there anything else I need to know?
Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath! Happy?
You're right. It's not my fault. [She puts on her glasses and lashes out at Tulio] It's your fault...
...with your little bird talk and that whole "saves the species". Well you know what? SQUAWK, SQUAWKETY, SQUAWK, SQUAWK!!! [realizes what she said; gasps; covers her mouth] I'm sorry, I didn't mean to curse.
Jewel [she and Blu are running away from Nigel]
Aw, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly!
Actually, there are 40 species of flightless birds.
Jewel [notices a crate]
Duck!
Jewel No, duck! [Blu notices a crate]
You see, who needs flying?
Jewel Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... is freedom, and... and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.
Yeah, sounds great. It's not like we're just throwing ourselves off of a mountain… right?
Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA, and if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
No, no, wait, wait! [screams] Mommy!
You 2 are coming with me.
Jewel In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]
Yeah! [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak; wipes it off] That was meant for you.
Come on, can't we all just get along?
This isn't your fight, Big Nose!
S Spoonbill
[The marmosets laugh, until one bird grabs Mauro's arm and glares at him.]
You mess with my friends, you mess with me.
Yeah, little King Kong! [The marmosets and birds have an intense stare-off]
LG Little Green Bird
[panicky]
I don't know what's going on here! [flies off]
[battle cry]
Birds versus monkeys! [The birds charge in.]
Because I'm... I'm the one who took them.
I didn't mean to hurt anybody. I needed the money.
But, Fernando, I trusted you!
I know, but– [Before he can finish, Tipa and Armando enter]
[flying alongside the trolley, whispering to Blu]
Down here! Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes."
That's good, great idea! [to Jewel; confidently] I have beautiful eyes.
Jewel Okay...
Jewel Whoa, whoa, wait. Luiz... is a bulldog?
You got something against dogs?
Jewel I do when they're drooling on me.
It's a medical condition.
Jewel [As she is happily flying, Jewel notices Blu walking away sadly]
Hey, where you going? [Blu ignores her and keeps on walking] Blu? [Blu stops walking] Blu, what's wrong?
Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest, I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.
Jewel I...
[he and Pedro fly down towards them]
Hey, birds! Stop yapping and start flapping! Let's go!
Jewel I... I... I guess I thought maybe...
What, that you... you'd come to Minnesota? [Jewel just looks at him] Great, I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.
Jewel No, that's not what I meant.
Look, Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going.
Jewel Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly.
[to Nico as they watch Blu and Jewel]
Awkward…
[to Blu and Jewel]
Okay, okay. You know what? It's just good. Just clear the air, just be completely honest with each other.
You want honesty? [to Rafael and Jewel] Fine, fine, I can be honest. I don't belong here. In fact, I never wanted to even come here in the first place. [stammers] And... and... and you know what? I hate samba! [Jewel and Rafael gasps, and Nico starts crying into Pedro's wing]
Hey! That's a little too far.
Make the mean bird take it back!
Yeah, I said it. Every song sounds exactly the same! [sings] "Tico, taco ya-ya-ya. Tico, taco ya-ya-ya!" [groans] I'm "tico-taco" out of here.
Jewel [angrily]
Fine! See you around, pet! [starts flying away from Blu]
No, no! Wait, wait, wait! Come back! You belong together. You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure, they both die at the end, but you get my point! Oh, young love. Always so melodramatic. [to Nico and Pedro] All right, boys. Go after her. [starts flying to Blu] Blu, come back here, come on!
[catches Jewel as she is flying]
Going somewhere, pretty bird?
Jewel Oh, yeah! I was just on my way to claw your eyes out! [punches Nigel in the face; Nico and Pedro see Nigel get a hold of Jewel]
Temper, temper. Now come along, my dear. We're going to a parade, and everybody loves a parade! [flies away with Jewel]
Jewel Let go of me!
[as he, along with Nico, watch Nigel take Jewel by force]
Hey, get back here! Ain't nobody mess with a friend of Pedro. I ain't havin' it! It's on! [starts punching the air]
What are you... on?! Did you see the talons on that guy?!
"Talons"? Maybe, it's on... next time. [he and Nico turn and fly away] RALFIEEEE!
Help! [cut on Blu walking to Linda, while Rafael starts following him]
Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't Carnaval that way?
I'm not going to Carnaval. No, I'm going home.
But I thought you loved Carnaval.
I do, but I love my family much more, and that's a choice I made with this. [points to Blu's heart] Not with this. [points to Blu's head (or brain)]
[Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival]
Blu! Blu! We found her!
She's on some, like, weird chicken float.
[grunts, pants]
Help! Help! Let me out of here! [gasps] Linda!
No, no. Give it a chance.
[gulps]
Hello? Whoa! Hello? [gasps] Uh... I come in peace. [gasps] Whoa. [as he sets eyes on Jewel for the first time] She's beautiful. [Blu is mesmerized as she flies towards him] What were they talking about? She's... she's like an angel. An angel who's getting really close... Aah! [suddenly Jewel crashes into him]
Jewel [to Blu, after she has pinned him down in the bird sanctuary]
Quem é você? Quê que você está fazendo aqui?
[gagging, indistinct babbling]
Jewel [Blu tries to speak as Jewel is standing on him with one clawed talon holding his throat]
Quê?
You're standing on my throat.
Jewel [she gets off him]
Oh, you're an American.
[clears throat]
Thanks. I need my throat for talking, so thank you.
Jewel You look like me.
Oh. Uh, hi. [clears throat] Hi. My name is Blu. You know, like the cheese. With the mold on it. You know, that smells really bad. [to himself as he realizes what he's just said] That's stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Jewel All right, come on. We don't have much time.
[chuckles nervously]
Whoa! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. [groans]
Jewel Are you ready?
For what? [he suddenly thinks she's referring to them mating] Oh, oh, wow. Uh, okay. [to himself] Confidence. [inhales] Crazy love hawk.
Jewel All right.
[Blu tries to kiss Jewel] [smooching]
Jewel Whoa. Hey. [She pushes him away] What are you doing?
What? What... what you wanted me to. But, just for argument's sake, uh, what are... what are you doing?
Jewel I'm trying to escape.
[She points to the air conditioning vent]
Oh. Uh, yeah, escape. That-that's where I was going with that thing I just did.
Jewel Wait. W-w-w-wait. Did you actually think we were going to kiss?
No. No-no-no-no. It's not what you think.
Jewel We just met! [squawking]
I think they need a little help.
I mean, I know how my feathers look, but I'm not that kind of bird. [just then a disco ball comes down, the lights are dimmed and Lionel Richie's 'Say you, Say me' starts playing]
["Say You Say Me" plays]
Okay, I had nothing to do with that. But, huh, you have to admit it's actually a pretty good song. [Jewel gives him a look as he starts singing to the music] Yeah, sing it, Lionel. [screams and yells] [grunting]
[Jewel suddenly jumps onto him] [Linda watches on the monitor as Blu and Jewel struggle, thinking they're mating]
Wow. That was fast.
Lionel Richie, works every time. We should probably give them privacy.
I'm not sure I should leave Blu here alone.
Oh, no, no, no. Don't worry. Sylvio will keep an eye on them all night. Besides, he's got Jewel.
[screaming and grunting]
Help me! [grunts]
Boa noite, Rio! This is the final countdown to Carnaval! Let's samba.
S Sylvio
[hums]
Whoo! [humans] Ah! [humming] Huh?
S Sylvio
Aw. Come here, poor little birdie. Aw, It's okay. I got you. I got you. [muffled shouting]
[groans]
Excuse me. Please. I am trying to sleep.
Jewel [sarcastically]
Oh, I'm sorry, sleepyhead. I'm trying to escape. [grunting]
Escape? Why? The cage is awesome.
Jewel The cage... [laughs] Oh, what was I thinking? I wouldn't expect a pet to understand.
Pet? Did you just call me a pet? For the record, I am not a pet. I am a companion. And you know what? Do whatever you want, 'cause tomorrow morning, Linda will come for me and this whole nightmare will be over.
Jewel Incredible. You would rather be with a-a-a human than your own kind.
Well, that human has given me love and affection for the 15 years, whereas my own kind tried to strangle me after 15 seconds!
Jewel Yeah, well, because of them, I've lost everything. You can't trust them. [gasps]
Of course, you can trust humans. [he hears Jewel make a noise]
Jewel [grunting]
Jewel? Jewel. [He sees a boy hover over him] Oh. Hi, there. [yells] [A boy named fernando. He puts a bag over Blu's head]
A All
[laughter, festive chatter]
[Blu chants to himself with fear whilst trapped in a cage]
Okay. Okay. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. Oh, how I wish I was back in my own cage, with my mirror and my swing and my little bell. Oh, how I miss my little bell.
Jewel Shh! Play dead.
[She drops to the floor of the cage]
What? I don't need to play dead. I'm about to have a heart attack.
Jewel Just do it!
[sighs]
Fine. [moans] [gagging] [grunting]
Jewel [he fakes a fall and starts twitching]
Stop twitching.
Oh, come on. It's the twitching that sells it.
Jewel Shh!
[First Words]
Come on in, kid.
[a boy places the cage holding Blu and Jewel on the table in front of Marcel] [First Words]
Well, what do you know? Good work, Fernando. You see, boys? What did I tell you about this one?
[First Words]
That you were going to pay him half as much as you said? [Marcel slaps Tipa in the face to shut him up] Ow!
No, you idiot. That he reminds me of myself when I was that age. Sweet, resourceful. Here you go, kid. [he hands the boy some money]
Hey. This is only half of what you promised me.
Ah, shut up, kid. [takes the cover off the cage to see Blu and Jewel looking dead] What the...? [he picks up Jewel] I thought I told you I needed these birds alive. Tell me, Fernando, does this look alive to you? Huh?
Jewel [Jewel bites Marcel's thumb and flies away] [squwaks]
AA Armando and Tipa
[grunts]
Jewel [panting]
Jewel [pants, screams]
[First Words]
Hello, pretty bird. What's the matter? Cockatoo got your throat?
Jewel [groans, sighs]
[after Jewel has been caught and placed back in the cage with Blu]
That was your plan-- to take off and leave me? Gee, thanks.
Jewel Well, why didn't you follow me?
Uh... [doesn't reply as he's too embarrassed to admit he doesn't fly yet]
The last blue macaws on Earth. [laughs] These are worth a fortune. Hey, Fernando. Hang these up in the other room.
SB Scaredy Bird
Hey, Birdy. Let me out. Let me out! Let me out of here!!!
NB Neurotic Bird
Who's a pretty bird? I'm a pretty bird. Pretty bird. I'm a pretty bird. [laughs] I'm a pretty bird.
B Bat
I was framed! They got the wrong guy!
Sorry, guys. Nothing personal. So, what's going to happen to them?
Don't worry. We're going to find good homes for them. Now, go home to your mama.
Goldfish? Aw. Can we keep him, boss?
No! [he shuts the door in Fernando's face]
[hearing Marcel talking to his men through the door]
So, Marcel, what's really going to happen to those birds?
Ugh! Plucked, stuffed, eaten. Who cares? All I know is we're going to be rich.
A Announcer
[speaking Portuguese]
Come on! The game's starting.
Yes, you were very clear. Tomorrow, or the deal is off. Of course I have both the macaws. Yes, I will deliver them myself. Goodbye. All right, you two. You load the truck tonight. First thing, in the morning, we bring those birds to the airport. You got it?
Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, uh-huh.
Oh, yeah. All right. Heard you.
Oh. And one of you feed Nigel.
M Men
[gulp]
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Uh-uh. Scissors cuts rock.
Oh, man. How come you always win? [nervous grunting] Nice birdie. [whimpering] Yeah, here you go.
[sighs, grunts]
Ugh! Cannibal.
[trapped in their cage in a room full of the other trapped animals]
Okay, pull it together. The key is not to panic.
Jewel I'm not panicking.
I wasn't talking to you; I was talking to me. But it's okay, because any minute now, Linda will find us.
Jewel Oh, great. And then she'll stick us behind another set of bars, right?
Jewel Look, pet, cages might work for you, but I don't want to belong to anyone.
[smacking lips]
Something seems to be lodged in my beak. Would you mind?
[jumping onto the cage Blu and Jewel are being held in]
Oh, I know I'm not a pretty birdie, but I used to be quite a looker. A star. Lights, camera, action.
Jewel ["Pretty Bird" plays] [grunts]
Sweet nightmares. [laughing] [laughs wickedly and flies away]
Not cool, man! Scary, but not cool. Hey, are you okay?
Jewel [She starts throwing herself at the cage bars]
No, I am definitely not okay!
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. What are you doing?
Jewel Getting out of here. [grunts]
Jewel Are you going to help me or what?
Actually, all the survival guides say to sit and wait... Ow! ...and help will come.
Jewel No one is coming!
[She throws herself more violently at the cage]
Whoa!
Jewel We are on our own, and if we just sit here, we're going to die!
M Men
[Sportscast plays in Portuguese]
No!
Nigel, get out of the way!
Jewel [grunting]
[as Jewel is continuing to throw herself around the cage]
Stop, stop. Why don't you just open the door? [he slides open the cage door with his beak]
Jewel [panting]
Are you kidding me?
What? It's just a standard flip slide bolt. Just rotate...
Jewel Come on! Let's fly! [screams] [Jewel flies out of the cage and grabs hold of Blu, but Blu grabs the cage with his beak] What are you doing?
Jewel What? You can't what?
[Marcel's men open the door to catch them in the act of escaping and Blu lets go of the cage] [gasps]
Jewel [hollering]
[gasps]
Whoa! I can't fly!
Jewel [they both fall onto a washline and start sliding across it]
You couldn't tell me this before now?
It didn't matter before now! [muffled grunting]
JA Jewel and Blu
[they crash into a wall] [holler, grunt]
Jewel I hate you.
Jewel [after they crash land to the ground]
Is there anything else I need to know?
Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak. And once in a while, I pee in the birdbath. Happy?
Jewel We got to get out of here!
Jewel Move! Come on, just move! Move!
JA Jewel and Blu
[gasping and grunting]
[as they're trying to get away from Marcel's men]
Wait. Wait. Listen to me. Flying may not be my thing, but walking is. Follow my lead. Inside leg, outside leg. [he starts leading the way walking]
Jewel Yeah. Yeah, okay. I got it.
Jewel Inside, outside, inside, outside!
Jewel Inside, outside.
JA Jewel and Blu
[panting]
Jewel [Jewel and Blu are running away from Nigel] [as they are running away from Marcel's men] [panting] [she and Blu are running away from Nigel]
Oh, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly.
Actually, there are about 40 species of flightless birds.
Jewel [notices a box]
Duck!
Blu No, ducks can fly.
Jewel [notices a crate]
No! Duck! [referring to them ducking under a cart they're about to encounter]
Jewel [hollering]
JA Jewel and Blu
[hollering]
Jewel Whoa!
[speaking Portuguese on TV]
Jewel Aah!
[groaning]
Get out of here, you putrid poultry! [groans] Ahh! Ow! Ah!
Jewel [grunts, sighs] [grunts]
[confused and step on a stick]
Ooh, ooh. What was that?
Jewel A stick.
[asked and hit something]
Ah! And that?
Jewel [calmly and kept walking]
It's just a rock.
Oh, right. Yeah. [Blu stops and shudders as he feels something on his back] [whimpers] Is that a spider on my back?
Jewel Will you quit it? It's just a leaf. Turn around. [Blu turns and we see a huge spider on his back] [gulps] Um... [Jewel quickly hits the spider off of Blu's back] [grunts] Leaf. Told you. Now, uh, just come on. We need to find a safe place to spend the night.
Safe? Safe? We are in the jungle. You know when people say, "It's a jungle out there"? Well, I'm pretty sure they don't mean it as a good thing.
Jewel Look, I hate to break it to you, but this is where our kind naturally lives.
Hey, hey, don't talk to me about nature. I watch Animal Planet. I know all about the food chain. [just then a bug flying by gets eaten by a frog A snake] Ah! Ahh! You see? You see? Out here, I'm just an hor d'oeuvres. Nothing more than a feathery spring roll.
Jewel That is why we stay in the trees and not on the ground. [pointing to a large tree ahead of them] After you. [pointing to a man-made tree house]
Oh. No. I don't think so. Nuh-uh. No. I would feel much more confortable in something man-made. Um... Hey. How about up there?
Jewel I can't believe I have to drag your clumsy butt up there.
Drag me? [scoffs] Watch and learn.
Jewel Oh! Blu! Oh! Just wait one... [gasps] Blu! Ha!
Who's dragging whose butt now, huh?
Jewel Ha ha. Very funny. [laughing] Oh! [grunting]
[as Blu reaches the top of the tree house]
You see? Who needs flying?
Jewel Birds. Birds need flying. Flying is... it's freedom and-and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Mmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely. Uh... uh, I'm probably going to be up for a little while, muh, 'cause I'm-I'm still on Minnesota time.
Jewel Good night.
Good night, Jewel. [looks out into the sky] Good night, Linda.
Excuse me, Sir? Have you seen my bird? Have... have you seen my bird?
[sighs]
Excuse me. Um, have you seen my bird? Ma'am? [snoring] Mmm. Have you seen my bird? [indistinct mumbling]
Jewel [as they are pulling up a huge rock on a rope]
Are you sure this is going to work?
Positive. Check out my math. [pointing to the map he's drawn on the ground]
Jewel Yeah, that's... that's comforting. Thank you. Look, let's just get this chain broken.
Right. Then we can go and find Linda.
Jewel No, you can go find Linda. Once this chain is off, I'm going to go back to being free in the jungle. Deal?
B Both
[he puts one of his wings up accidentally, pulling the lever holding the rock off its hook] [yelling] [groaning]
Jewel Nice try, brainiac. [groans]
[gasps]
I think something is watching us.
TC Toucan Children
[chirping]
Jewel Oh, be careful, Blu. They might snuggle you to death.
Oh. [chuckles] Aw, come here. [screaming, groaning]
TC Toucan Children
Intruders!
Jewel Aah!
BA Blu and Jewel
[yelling and groaning]
Now stop! Ow! Aah! [gulps, gags] Aah! No! No! Whoa! Whoa!
What's going on down there?
BA Blu and Jewel
[grunting and groaning]
Go, go, go. Off with you.
TC Toucans Children
Daddy! Daddy!
Okay, guys, guys... I've told you thousand times. Manuela, Sofia, come on, now. Listen to me. Ow! Oh, yeah, right in the eye.
Jewel [referring to Rafael's children]
Oh, precious, aren't they?
[chuckles]
Kids? 17 of them, and one on the way. [shouting to two of his children shaking an unhatched egg] Hey!He is not a maraca! Stop shaking him! [turning to Blu and Jewel]
TC Toucan Children
[giggling]
They're giving me gray feathers. Oh, this papa needs a break. So, you two lovebirds headed for Carnival?
Jewel Whoa. [chuckles] Lovebirds?
Uh, we're more like acquaintance birds.
Jewel And not even that. We're more like chained-to-each-other birds.
Yeah. I-I mean, if... Ow!
[one of toucan kids pulls his feather]
What is it with this kid and the feathers?
We have no idea. We're having him tested.
Jewel So, do you think you could help us get this thing off?
Hmm. Lucky for you, you know Rafael, and Rafael knows everyone. Oh! Again with the eye. Okay, want me to call your mother?
[chuckles]
Works every time. They're scared to death of her. Ahh!
Eva, my love. [chuckles] I must take this young couple to see Luiz.
E Eva
Luiz? Huh. You don't fool me for a second! You and your amigo just want to sneak off to Carnival.
Oh, Carnival. That magical time when I met the most beautiful bird in the world.
[He hugs Eva and blows an air kiss towards her]
Aw.
Jewel Ugh.
I still remember the song that was playing when I first laid eyes on you. ♪ Tall and tanned and young and lovely ♪ ♪ The girl from Ipanema ♪ ♪ Goes walking ♪ Come on, baby, sing it!
E Eva
[off-key]
♪ And when she passes ♪
E Eva
[off-key]
♪ Each one she passes goes, "Ahh!" ♪
[as Eva sings out of tune]
Like a river of the sweetest honey.
Jewel [Blu and Jewel wince as Eva sings]
Ooh! I guess love is deaf too.
Come here. [chuckles as they bang each other]
E Eva
Okay. Take them to Luiz, but hurry back.
You are an angel. I'll miss you, my juicy little mango.
E Eva
Oh, me, too, my pudgy papaya.
E Eva
[hears baby toucans' blow]
Hey! Marco! Carlos! Put your brother down! NOW!
I can't believe she actually let me go.
So, uh... how far is this Luiz?
Not far. Thirty minutes as the crow flies.
Uh... and how long as the macaw walks?
Jewel Bobo here can't fly.
Not all birds fly. There are ostriches.
Jewel You are not an ostrich.
Well, not technically, but...
Wait, wait, wait! My friends, I wanna help, but to walk the whole way, it... it... it can't be done!
[He suddenly notices his kids clambering around his wife asking after him]
But hey, we might as well give it a shot. Let's go, quickly. No, no, d-don't look back. They sense fear.
[He turns Blu and Jewel around and walks away quietly; Jewel turns to look at the kids]
[whimpers] [yells] [as he looks down the edge of a cliff]
I've changed my mind. Yeah. Uh, maybe we could find a... a bus schedule or something?
Come on. You're not gonna back out now, Not in front of the lady.
Uh... huh! Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure.
All right, that's the spirit.
Jewel You're sure you're up for this?
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, well it's not like we're just hurling ourselves off a mountain or something, right?
Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
No. Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA. And if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
[Two men on a hang-glider have an unsuccessful take-off]
No, no, wait, wait! Aah! Mommy!
Okay. I need you two to get closer. [Blu and Jewel step an inch close] Closer. [Blu and Jewel step another inch close and touch each other] Closer. Ooh. Nice. Now put your wings around each other.
Come on, amigo! It's not like she's going to bite. Will you?
Jewel We'll see.
[to Blu and Jewel who are standing side by side]
Now, you flap your right wing, you flap your left wing, and together, you fly.
Uh... but this doesn't seem aerodynamically possible!
Ey-ya-ya-ya-ya! You think too much! Fly! It's not what you think up here. [points to Blu's head] It's what you feel in here. [points to Blu's heart] And when you feel the rhythm of your heart, it's like Samba! You fly! [whooping] [as Rafael is demonstrating flying to Blu] See? It's easy.
Easy? Easy for you to say. 'Cause from... from here it looks really, really hard!
Jewel Hey, if you want to see Linda again, this is the only way.
Jewel Yes, I am.
Jewel Right!
Jewel Easy-breezy.
Jewel Oh, come on! Let's go!
[She drags him along]
Whoa, whoa, wait!
Jewel Inside, outside. Inside, outside.
Inside, outside. Inside, outside.
Jewel Inside, outside.
Jewel Come on, Blu! You can do it!
I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can't do it! [yells]
Jewel Whoa! Not again!
Jewel No. We're still alive! [laughs]
[sighing]
This is incredible. Wow. This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Jewel [laughs]
See what you've been missing?
[after Blu and Jewel have landed on top of a hand glider's wings]
All right, Blu! You're flying! Sort of. Not really. But do you feel it?
Jewel [Blu stands up confidently and spreads his wings about to/ready to fly for real]
No! No! Blu, wait!
[Both holler as they get windswept off the hang-glider]
Ay, caramba.
[Blu accidentally punches a hole in an orange and pink hang-glider; male human screams when he sees Blu]
Whoa!
Jewel Aah! [grunting]
OH Other Hang Glider
[screaming]
Aah! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
We're going to die! [whimpers] Whoa!
OH Other Hang Glider
[grunts]
[after Blu and Jewel have crash landed to the ground from Blu's nearly successful but failed attempt at flying]
You did not feel it in here. [pointing to his heart]
Jewel [sarcastically]
You think?
Let's catch a ride to Luiz. Hurry, you two! Vamos! Vamos!
Ah, okay. Ahh! Last of the species here. Whoa!
Jewel Move it! [panting]
Hey, wait... wait-wait... wait up.
Jewel [panting]
I would love to go five minutes without almost getting killed. Is that too much to ask?
Jewel For a bird who can't fly? Oh, yeah.
O Officer
[blows whistle]
They're starting to close off the streets for Carnival. You better be right, kid, because we're running out of time. [groans] I'll never be able to get my car through this crowd.
LA Linda and Tulio
[yelling]
Hey, kid! How'd you get this bike?
I traded it for your Jeep.
Yeah, it's in great condition.
LA Linda and Tulio
[shuttered grunting] [screaming]
Jewel Whoa!
Jewel Ugh. I'm going to chew through my own leg if this doesn't come off soon.
Relax. If I know Luiz, we're right where we wanna be.
Hey, Rafi! If it isn't the king of carnival!
Nico! Pedro! What up, family?
Where you been hidin' yourself, bird?
Man, I thought you were dead.
Hold up! Rewind. [going towards Blu] Ain't that the bird from the cage?
I think our love lessons went down smooth.
You was locked up and now you're rollin' up with a hot wing! Woo! I wanna be like you.
Oh, no, no. It's not what you think. We're just uh... chained together.
Hey, I'm not judging you.
Hey, guys. We're looking for Luiz. Have you seen him?
Yeah, I seen him, but you didn't, 'cause you just missed him. He took the trolley back to the garage.
Jewel Oh, great.
Relax, baby bird. You could catch the next one.
Yeah, it's time to take it to the next level.
What's wrong with this level?
Come on. This ain't the level. The next level's the level. You got to shake your tail feathers.
Uh, we... we got to get this chain off first.
Come on, lovebirds. You're in Rio. You should enjoy it!
Ah. Ooh. Hmm? [laughs] We got 'em.
B Birds
[dance music playing, festive yelling] [laughter]
[as they enter a club full of birds dancing and thumping with music]
This is the coolest place I've ever seen. Despite all the obvious health code violations.
[laughs]
I like you! Nothing you say makes any sense.
E ai, galera? All right, everyone, listen up. Rafi has some special guests from out of town, and let's show them some love, because I don't think they get out much.
Ya, ya, ya, ya, yo! Everybody put their wings together and clap 'em as loud as you can! Flap 'em, clap 'em. I don't care, slap 'em. [squwaking]
Party in the Ipanema, baby.
Jewel ["Hot Wings (I Wanna Party)" plays]
What are you doing?
All right, Blu! Hey, she likes you.
What are you talking about? Haven't you been listening?
No, but I've been watching. Just be yourself. Go on.
LG Little Green Bird
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
M Monkeys
[chittering and hooting]
[from trailer]
You two are coming with me.
Jewel In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]
Yeah. [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak. He wipes it off.] That was meant for you.
Come on. Can we all just get along?
This isn't your fight, big nose. [laughs, gasps]
K Kipo
[The marmosets laugh, until one bird grabs Mauro's arm and glares at him.]
You mess with my friends, you mess with me.
LG Little Green Bird
[The monkeys and birds have an intense stare-off] [panicky]
I don't know what's going on here. [flies off]
[breaking a stare-off]
BIRDS VS. MONKEYS!
[The birds charge in.]
Get them!
A All
[The marmosets charge in.] [shouting, grunting]
M Monkey
[laughs, grunts]
Yippee-kai-yay, monkey man!
Jewel [gasps]
M Monkey
Yee-haw! Yee-haw! Giddyap!
M Monkey
[hooting, whooping]
Jewel We got to go! [gasps]
[gasps] [whooping] [as he hits one of the monkey's with his bottle top hat] [laughs]
Ooh! Take that, you funky monkey!
BA Blu and Jewel
[laughing, whooping]
K Kipo
Anytime! Whoo-hoo!
That's what I'm talking about!
[as they've gotten away from the monkeys]
Man, we threw down!
Jewel Yeah, we threw down!
You guys were like fire and ice.
[they all stop laughing and give Blu a strange look]
It's a Minnesota thing.
[they all laugh]
You see? Nothing you say makes any sense.
[whispers]
Don't worry, I got it.
[as he watches Blu getting closer to Jewel]
There he goes! That's my boy!
[Blu tries to wrap his wing around Jewel but stops mid-way as Jewel looks at him]
Ooh! Is it hot? I... I think I'm... I'm sweating. I didn't even think that was biologically possible. I get... look? [he holds up his wing]
Jewel Oh. Wow.
[as they watch Blu make a fool of himself]
Yeah! That's your boy, alright.
Okay, so he needs a little help. Well, come on. Let's give him some. Set the mood.
Alright, look. I'm on it. I know how to set the mood. Check it out. [he starts dancing and rapping] Get it-get it-get it-get it-get it-get it girl! Get-ge-get-ge-get it girl! Take her, take her to the flow! Show her, show her how you roll! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it low! Drop it, d-drop it low!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What kind of mood is that?
Pedro, Pedro, a little too aggressive. Not hatin' on your creativity, but I think I got this one. Follow my lead. [whistling melody]
Now, that's more like it.
[whistling romantic melody over bossa nova rhythm] [singing]
Wasn't really thinking, wasn't looking, wasn't searching for an answer / In the moonlight / When I saw your face / Saw you looking at me, saw you peeking out from under moon beams / Through the palm trees / Swaying in the breeze / I know I'm feeling so much more than ever before / And so I'm giving more to you than I thought I could do / Don't know how it happened, don't know why but you don't really need a reason / When the stars shine / Just to fall in love / Made to love each other, made to be together for a life time / In the sunshine / Flying in the sky / I know I'm feeling so much more than ever before / And so I'm giving more to you / Than I thought I could do / Oh yeah... / Now I know love is real / So it's sky high, as the angels try / Letting you and I / Fly love
Jewel Wow. What a beautiful sunset.
[flying alongside the trolley, whispering to Blu]
Pssst! Blu, down here. Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes".
That's good! Great idea. [to Jewel; confidently] I have beautiful eyes.
Jewel Aah... yeah. Okay, Sure. They're... they're nice.
[flying low, whispers to Blu]
No! Her eyes! Her eyes!
Oh, right. Yeah! [turns to Jewel] Your eyes. Your eyes are great. Not mine. I mean, you know, mine are okay. But yours, I-I bet you can see right through them.
[whispering to Blu]
Blu, just tell her how you feel.
Jewel Yeah?
I've been wanting to tell you, that I... that I... [suddenly swallows a floating flower petal and chokes]
Jewel Oh, how sweet. You're getting choked up. [turns to look at Blu and realizes he's really choking] Oh! Oh! You're choking! Uh, okay! All right! [she starts giving him the heimlich maneuver] Come on, Blu, you got to move with me. Stay with me, Blu. Hyah! One more. Come on. One... more... time! Hyah!
[they watch in dismay as Jewel gives Blu the Heimlich maneuver]
Yep, that's my boy.
[descending whistle then imitates explosion]
Luiz! Are you here? Luiz? Hey, buddy. I got some friends I want you to meet.
JA Jewel and Blu
Aah! Inside! Outside! Inside Outside! [grunts]
[whimpering] [disgusted groan]
[laughing]
I got you's good!
I could've ripped your throats out, but I didn't. [slurps] But I could've.
[laughs]
Hey, Luiz! Stop scaring my friends.
Hey, Rafie! Come here! Where you been?
Jewel W-W-Wait. Luiz is a bulldog?
You got something against dogs?
Jewel I do when they're drooling on me.
[slurps]
It's a medical condition.
No, no, hey, amigo, we really need you.
Luiz, come on, please, please. We need your help.
Hmm. [slurps] I think I know what to do.
Uh, are you sure this is safe?
Oh, sure. There's nothing to it. [muffled, echoing] Now if something goes wrong, scream really loud. Because I hear too good with this thing on. Hey, Raffie! Get the switch, please.
Don't worry. He's a professional. [grunts]
Now, try not to move! I can't really see out of this thing, either!
BA Blu and Jewel
[gasping]
[gasping] [deep, distorted yelling] [distorted yelling continues]
Whoa!
Jewel [gasps]
A All
[strained grunting]
BA Blu and Jewel
[As he swipes Luiz's drool off his foot] [grunts]
[as he swipes Luiz's drool off his foot]
Ugh! Ew, gross. [gasps] But I'm free. [realizing he's freed from his chain] Jewel! Jewel, we're free! Slimy, but free. Contaminated, probably. But free! You believe it's finally...
Jewel [Jewel suddenly flies past him, laughing with joy]
Ha-ha! [whooping]
Jewel Oh, yeah! Whoo! Wah-hah! Come on, guys, let's go!
What are we standing around for? It's Carnival!
NP Nico, Pedro and Rafael
[whooping, shouting happily]
A All
[whooping, laughing]
Jewel [shouts happily]
[As Blu sadly watches Jewel, Nico, Pedro and Rafael fly around in the sky with joy]
Yep. I know just how you feel. Watchin' 'em up there, makes you want to chase them and grab 'em in your mouth and bite their heads off. Huh? [slurps] [Blu remains silent] Hey, I'm just kiddin', bro. Yeah. Chasin' 'em is plenty.
Jewel [laughing]
♪ I'm flying flying just like a bird! ♪
Jewel, but you are a bird.
Come on, come on, come on. Where are these guys? [laughs]Yes! Nice! Very nice.
[calls]
Marcel! Yoo-hoo! Marcel! [clucking like a chicken]
We're a chicken! Cluck, cluck! [chuckling, laughing](He dresses up as egg) Come on, Fernando, dance! [clucking]
Excuse me. Um... [clears throat] Coming through. Watch your feet.
GG Gate Guard
Go ahead. Come in. Wait. Stop, please. Performers only.
Huh? [gasps softy] [chuckles quietly] Wow! [dressed in a macaw costume; looks in a mirror and makes bird noises] Cyanopsitta Spixi. [squawking] Oh! Oh! [squawking]
Oh! [nervous chuckle] Linda. I was just, uh...
["Say You, Say Me" plays]
I look ridiculous, don't I?
[giggles]
Oh! The parade, it's about to start.
GG Gate Guard
Okay. Boa noite. Go ahead.
[whispers]
Okay, just follow my lead. Act naturally. [squawking]
LA Linda and Tulio
[squawking] [squawking continues]
SS Samba School Director
[speaking Portuguese]
What? W-Wait, wait, no, no, no. I am looking for a blue bird. B-Birdo?
SS Samba School Director
Que e que e "birdo"?
SS Samba School Director
[continues in Portuguese]
Oh. Okay. Wait! What are you doing? Tulio! Hey! Let me out!
[squawking] [coughing]
Whoa, whoa!
Tulio! [gasps] Oh... this is not good. This is not good. This is... Cheese and sprinkles.
C Crowd
[singing samba song, percussion dress up parade booming]
Okay, you can bring me down now! I think we're done here!
[In rhythm]
Hey! Hey! [grunting in rhythm]
Ha-ha! I think they like my moves! Ha-ha! Hey. Keep dancing egg-boy!
Jewel You'll never find him. He's already gone.
Oh, I don't need to find him. He'll find you.
Ha-ha! This is the spit! [as they arrive at carnival to find Jewel] Yeah, baby! Now I can get my freak on!
Luiz, please! Rescue first, freak later. [gasps] Come on!
All right, guys, I'll fly ahead and look for Jewel. Hello, ladies.
SS Samba School Director
Rebola, rebola, rebola!
Linda! Excuse me. Excuse me. Linda! [gasps] Linda! [speaking Portuguese]
SS Samba School Director
Rebola!
Linda, Linda! You've got to shake your tushy!
No! We don't shake our tushies in Minnesota!
SS Samba School Director
[groans]
SS Samba School Director
Rebola! Rebola!
Hold on, Blu! I'm coming for you!
[gasps]
Meu Deus! [My Gosh!]
[Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival]
Blu! Blu! We found her!
She's on some, like, weird chicken float.
Wait! Blu! Where are you going?
SS Samba School Director
[shouts in Portuguese]
I saw Blu! He's riding on a bulldog!
There they are, that's the float!
Whoo! That float is a crime in itself! Oh!
[grunts] [in the smugglers' float] [quietly]
Hey, Jewel?
Jewel Blu!
I'm gonna let you out of here.
Jewel No, no. You can't be here. You have to go. Nigel is...
[Suddenly Nigel attacks Blu and throws him in a cage]
Hello, pretty bird. So kind of you to join our little soiree.
Oh, come on. You really think I came alone? I got three of the roughest, meanest, craziest birds in all of Rio right behind me.
Woo-hoo! You hear that, guys?
[Blu sees that Nigel has replaced Rafael, Nico, & Pedro in a cage nearby]
We're saved! That's right! That's right. That's right.
Uh... I think he means us.
[sighs]
Ah, love. It's such a powerful and stupid thing.
[Chuckles]
Yes! Well done Nigel.
Oh! Oh! Out of the way! Sorry. Wait! Wait!
Whoo-hoo! We actually made it! Hey, Marcel! Can we do this again next year? Please? Please? Could I drive next year, too?
Wait! Come back! [panting] Get in!
[on top of a carnival float]
I don't know how I got up here, but I ain't never comin' down! Ah-ah! Woo-hoo! [starts dancing]
Sorry, Eva, I'm not gonna be home for dinner.
[Rafael, Pedro and Nico soon notice the strap getting hooked onto the fire extinguisher] [grunts]
Jewel What are you doing?
I'm gonna pop this cage open like a soda can. [grunting as he hits the side of the cage four times to get the fire extinguisher to fall to the ground, popping it open]
Hurry. We gotta help the others.
PB Pretty Bird
I'm a pretty bird, I'm a pretty bird. Who's a pretty bird? I'm a pretty bird. Pretty bird, I'm a pretty bird. [hysterical laugh]
TB Trapped Bird
I'm out! [laughs]
A All
[yelling and cheering]
Jewel [Birds & parrots cheers]
Come on! Come on! We need to get out!
Hey, wait, wait, wait! Wait! [pants]
Jewel Um, it's okay. Hey, it's okay. We'll figure this out together. Right? Aah!
Jewel [after Blu and Jewel have released all the other caged birds, Nigel attacks Blu]
Let him go!
Jewel [Nigel hits Jewel away she falls against the wall of the plane and a cage lands on her wing, bruising and injuring it]
Ow!
Jewel Ow! My wing.
Oh, pity. Now we have two useless, birds. [laughing]
[Blu grabs hold of the hose on the fire extinguisher and attaches it to Nigel's leg]
Huh?
[Blu releases the pressure on the fire extinguisher and Nigel bursts out of the plane] [screaming]
Uh-oh. [screams]
Ahh! We're going down! Huh? Okay, okay.
B Both
Rock, paper, scissors...
Chute! Ha, ha! Hasta la vista, losers!
[Last Words]
Hey! Wait for us! [yelling]
