A character in Rio (2011)

Rafael quotes from Rio (2011)

George López

Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Rio (2011): in 10 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: Blu (10), Jewel (10), Nico (7)

Scenes with Rafael

10 scenes

Is there anything else I need to know?

Blu

Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath! Happy?

Linda

You're right. It's not my fault. [She puts on her glasses and lashes out at Tulio] It's your fault...

What?

Linda

...with your little bird talk and that whole "saves the species". Well you know what? SQUAWK, SQUAWKETY, SQUAWK, SQUAWK!!! [realizes what she said; gasps; covers her mouth] I'm sorry, I didn't mean to curse.

[she and Blu are running away from Nigel]

Aw, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly!

Blu

Actually, there are 40 species of flightless birds.

[notices a crate]

Duck!

Blu

No, ducks can fly.

No, duck! [Blu notices a crate]

Blu

You see, who needs flying?

Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... is freedom, and... and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?

Blu

Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.

Blu

Yeah, sounds great. It's not like we're just throwing ourselves off of a mountain… right?

Rafael

Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.

Blu

What?!

Rafael

Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA, and if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?

No, no, wait, wait! [screams] Mommy!

Rafael

Fun, right?

Blu

Yeah… fun…

Mauro

You 2 are coming with me.

In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]

Blu

Yeah! [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak; wipes it off] That was meant for you.

Rafael

Come on, can't we all just get along?

Mauro

This isn't your fight, Big Nose!

Spoonbill
[The marmosets laugh, until one bird grabs Mauro's arm and glares at him.]

You mess with my friends, you mess with me.

Other Birds

AND US!

Yeah, little King Kong! [The marmosets and birds have an intense stare-off]

Little Green Bird
[panicky]

I don't know what's going on here! [flies off]

[battle cry]

Birds versus monkeys! [The birds charge in.]

Linda

How do you know?

Because I'm... I'm the one who took them.

Linda

You?!

I didn't mean to hurt anybody. I needed the money.

Linda

But, Fernando, I trusted you!

I know, but– [Before he can finish, Tipa and Armando enter]

Rafael
[flying alongside the trolley, whispering to Blu]

Down here! Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes."

Blu

That's good, great idea! [to Jewel; confidently] I have beautiful eyes.

Okay...

Whoa, whoa, wait. Luiz... is a bulldog?

You got something against dogs?

I do when they're drooling on me.

It's a medical condition.

[As she is happily flying, Jewel notices Blu walking away sadly]

Hey, where you going? [Blu ignores her and keeps on walking] Blu? [Blu stops walking] Blu, what's wrong?

Blu

Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest, I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.

I...

[he and Pedro fly down towards them]

Hey, birds! Stop yapping and start flapping! Let's go!

I... I... I guess I thought maybe...

Blu

What, that you... you'd come to Minnesota? [Jewel just looks at him] Great, I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.

No, that's not what I meant.

Blu

Look, Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going.

Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly.

[to Nico as they watch Blu and Jewel]

Awkward…

Rafael
[to Blu and Jewel]

Okay, okay. You know what? It's just good. Just clear the air, just be completely honest with each other.

Blu

You want honesty? [to Rafael and Jewel] Fine, fine, I can be honest. I don't belong here. In fact, I never wanted to even come here in the first place. [stammers] And... and... and you know what? I hate samba! [Jewel and Rafael gasps, and Nico starts crying into Pedro's wing]

Hey! That's a little too far.

Make the mean bird take it back!

Blu

Yeah, I said it. Every song sounds exactly the same! [sings] "Tico, taco ya-ya-ya. Tico, taco ya-ya-ya!" [groans] I'm "tico-taco" out of here.

[angrily]

Fine! See you around, pet! [starts flying away from Blu]

Rafael

No, no! Wait, wait, wait! Come back! You belong together. You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure, they both die at the end, but you get my point! Oh, young love. Always so melodramatic. [to Nico and Pedro] All right, boys. Go after her. [starts flying to Blu] Blu, come back here, come on!

[catches Jewel as she is flying]

Going somewhere, pretty bird?

Oh, yeah! I was just on my way to claw your eyes out! [punches Nigel in the face; Nico and Pedro see Nigel get a hold of Jewel]

Temper, temper. Now come along, my dear. We're going to a parade, and everybody loves a parade! [flies away with Jewel]

Let go of me!

[as he, along with Nico, watch Nigel take Jewel by force]

Hey, get back here! Ain't nobody mess with a friend of Pedro. I ain't havin' it! It's on! [starts punching the air]

What are you... on?! Did you see the talons on that guy?!

"Talons"? Maybe, it's on... next time. [he and Nico turn and fly away] RALFIEEEE!

Blu, help!

Help! [cut on Blu walking to Linda, while Rafael starts following him]

Blu

Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't Carnaval that way?

Rafael

I'm not going to Carnaval. No, I'm going home.

Blu

But I thought you loved Carnaval.

Rafael

I do, but I love my family much more, and that's a choice I made with this. [points to Blu's heart] Not with this. [points to Blu's head (or brain)]

Rafael
[Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival]

Blu! Blu! We found her!

She's on some, like, weird chicken float.

Rafael

Come on!

Blu

Let's go get Jewel.

[as they are pulling up a huge rock on a rope]

Are you sure this is going to work?

Blu

Positive. Check out my math. [pointing to the map he's drawn on the ground]

Yeah, that's... that's comforting. Thank you. Look, let's just get this chain broken.

Blu

Right. Then we can go and find Linda.

No, you can go find Linda. Once this chain is off, I'm going to go back to being free in the jungle. Deal?

Blu

Fine. Deal. [screams]

Both
[he puts one of his wings up accidentally, pulling the lever holding the rock off its hook] [yelling] [groaning]

Nice try, brainiac. [groans]

Blu
[gasps]

I think something is watching us.

Toucan Children
[chirping]

Oh, be careful, Blu. They might snuggle you to death.

Blu

Oh. [chuckles] Aw, come here. [screaming, groaning]

Toucan Children

Intruders!

Aah!

Blu and Jewel
[yelling and groaning]
Blu

Now stop! Ow! Aah! [gulps, gags] Aah! No! No! Whoa! Whoa!

Toucan Son

Attack!

Blu and Jewel

Aah!

Blu

Help!

Rafael

What's going on down there?

Blu and Jewel
[grunting and groaning]
Rafael

Go, go, go. Off with you.

Toucans Children

Daddy! Daddy!

Rafael

Okay, guys, guys... I've told you thousand times. Manuela, Sofia, come on, now. Listen to me. Ow! Oh, yeah, right in the eye.

[referring to Rafael's children]

Oh, precious, aren't they?

Rafael
[chuckles]

Kids? 17 of them, and one on the way. [shouting to two of his children shaking an unhatched egg] Hey!He is not a maraca! Stop shaking him! [turning to Blu and Jewel]

Toucan Children
[giggling]
Rafael

They're giving me gray feathers. Oh, this papa needs a break. So, you two lovebirds headed for Carnival?

Whoa. [chuckles] Lovebirds?

Blu

Uh, we're more like acquaintance birds.

And not even that. We're more like chained-to-each-other birds.

Blu

Yeah. I-I mean, if... Ow!

Toucan Kid
[giggles]
Blu
[one of toucan kids pulls his feather]

What is it with this kid and the feathers?

Rafael

We have no idea. We're having him tested.

So, do you think you could help us get this thing off?

Rafael

Hmm. Lucky for you, you know Rafael, and Rafael knows everyone. Oh! Again with the eye. Okay, want me to call your mother?

Toucan Children

No!

Rafael
[chuckles]

Works every time. They're scared to death of her. Ahh!

Eva

Call me for what?!

Rafael

Eva, my love. [chuckles] I must take this young couple to see Luiz.

Eva

Luiz? Huh. You don't fool me for a second! You and your amigo just want to sneak off to Carnival.

Rafael

Oh, Carnival. That magical time when I met the most beautiful bird in the world.

Blu
[He hugs Eva and blows an air kiss towards her]

Aw.

Ugh.

Eva

Huh!

Rafael

I still remember the song that was playing when I first laid eyes on you. ♪ Tall and tanned and young and lovely ♪ ♪ The girl from Ipanema ♪ ♪ Goes walking ♪ Come on, baby, sing it!

Eva
[off-key]

♪ And when she passes ♪

Blu
[shuddering]
Eva
[off-key]

♪ Each one she passes goes, "Ahh!" ♪

Rafael
[as Eva sings out of tune]

Like a river of the sweetest honey.

[Blu and Jewel wince as Eva sings]

Ooh! I guess love is deaf too.

Rafael

Come here. [chuckles as they bang each other]

Toucan kids

Ew!

Eva

Okay. Take them to Luiz, but hurry back.

Rafael

You are an angel. I'll miss you, my juicy little mango.

Eva

Oh, me, too, my pudgy papaya.

Boy

Ow! Ow!

Eva
[hears baby toucans' blow]

Hey! Marco! Carlos! Put your brother down! NOW!

Rafael

I can't believe she actually let me go.

Blu

So, uh... how far is this Luiz?

Rafael

Not far. Thirty minutes as the crow flies.

Blu

Uh... and how long as the macaw walks?

Bobo here can't fly.

Rafael

But... but he's a bird!

Blu

Not all birds fly. There are ostriches.

You are not an ostrich.

Blu

Well, not technically, but...

Rafael

Wait, wait, wait! My friends, I wanna help, but to walk the whole way, it... it... it can't be done!

Rafael
[He suddenly notices his kids clambering around his wife asking after him]

But hey, we might as well give it a shot. Let's go, quickly. No, no, d-don't look back. They sense fear.
[He turns Blu and Jewel around and walks away quietly; Jewel turns to look at the kids]

Blu
[whimpers] [yells] [as he looks down the edge of a cliff]

I've changed my mind. Yeah. Uh, maybe we could find a... a bus schedule or something?

Rafael

Come on. You're not gonna back out now, Not in front of the lady.

Blu

Uh... huh! Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure.

Rafael

All right, that's the spirit.

You're sure you're up for this?

Blu

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, well it's not like we're just hurling ourselves off a mountain or something, right?

Rafael

Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.

Blu

What?

Rafael

No. Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA. And if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?

[Two men on a hang-glider have an unsuccessful take-off]

No, no, wait, wait! Aah! Mommy!

Rafael

Fun, right?

Blu

Yeah. Fun.

Rafael

Okay. I need you two to get closer. [Blu and Jewel step an inch close] Closer. [Blu and Jewel step another inch close and touch each other] Closer. Ooh. Nice. Now put your wings around each other.

Blu

What?

Rafael

Come on, amigo! It's not like she's going to bite. Will you?

We'll see.

Rafael
[to Blu and Jewel who are standing side by side]

Now, you flap your right wing, you flap your left wing, and together, you fly.

Blu

Uh... but this doesn't seem aerodynamically possible!

Rafael

Ey-ya-ya-ya-ya! You think too much! Fly! It's not what you think up here. [points to Blu's head] It's what you feel in here. [points to Blu's heart] And when you feel the rhythm of your heart, it's like Samba! You fly! [whooping] [as Rafael is demonstrating flying to Blu] See? It's easy.

Blu

Easy? Easy for you to say. 'Cause from... from here it looks really, really hard!

Hey, if you want to see Linda again, this is the only way.

Blu

Okay, you're right.

Yes, I am.

Blu

This is for Linda.

Right!

Blu

Keep it simple.

Easy-breezy.

Blu

Thrust, lift, drag.

Oh, come on! Let's go!

Blu
[She drags him along]

Whoa, whoa, wait!

Inside, outside. Inside, outside.

Blu

Inside, outside. Inside, outside.

Inside, outside.

Blu

Inside...

Come on, Blu! You can do it!

Blu

I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can't do it! [yells]

Whoa! Not again!

Blu
[grunting]
Blu and Jewel

Aah!

Blu
[sighs]

Am I dead?

No. We're still alive! [laughs]

Blu
[sighing]

This is incredible. Wow. This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

[laughs]

See what you've been missing?

Blu

Yeah. Whoa!

Rafael
[after Blu and Jewel have landed on top of a hand glider's wings]

All right, Blu! You're flying! Sort of. Not really. But do you feel it?

Blu

Yes! I do feel it.

[Blu stands up confidently and spreads his wings about to/ready to fly for real]

No! No! Blu, wait!

Blu and Jewel

Aah!

Rafael
[Both holler as they get windswept off the hang-glider]

Ay, caramba.

Blu
[Blu accidentally punches a hole in an orange and pink hang-glider; male human screams when he sees Blu]

Whoa!

Aah! [grunting]

Blu

Whoa, whoa! Aah!

Other Hang Glider
[screaming]
Blu

Aah! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Blu and Jewel

Aah!

Blu

We're going to die! [whimpers] Whoa!

Blu and Jewel

Aah!

Other Hang Glider
[grunts]
Both

Aah! [grunting]

Rafael
[after Blu and Jewel have crash landed to the ground from Blu's nearly successful but failed attempt at flying]

You did not feel it in here. [pointing to his heart]

[sarcastically]

You think?

Rafael

Let's catch a ride to Luiz. Hurry, you two! Vamos! Vamos!

Blu

Ah, okay. Ahh! Last of the species here. Whoa!

Move it! [panting]

Blu

Hey, wait... wait-wait... wait up.

Rafael

Come on, lovebirds.

Blu
[grunting]
Rafael

Ah, you made it.

[panting]
Blu

I would love to go five minutes without almost getting killed. Is that too much to ask?

For a bird who can't fly? Oh, yeah.

Officer
[blows whistle]

They're starting to close off the streets for Carnival. You better be right, kid, because we're running out of time. [groans] I'll never be able to get my car through this crowd.

Don't worry, I'm on it.

Linda and Tulio
[yelling]
Chickens
[clucking]

Hey, kid! How'd you get this bike?

I traded it for your Jeep.

What?!

Yeah, it's in great condition.

Whoa!

Well, good condition!

Linda and Tulio

Aah!

Hey, out of the way!

Linda

Look out!

Ow! [screams]

Hold on!

Linda and Tulio
[shuttered grunting] [screaming]
Blu

Ahh!

Whoa!

Blu
[groans]

Ow!

Ugh. I'm going to chew through my own leg if this doesn't come off soon.

Rafael

Relax. If I know Luiz, we're right where we wanna be.

Hey, Rafi! If it isn't the king of carnival!

Rafael

Nico! Pedro! What up, family?

Where you been hidin' yourself, bird?

Man, I thought you were dead.

Hold up! Rewind. [going towards Blu] Ain't that the bird from the cage?

I think our love lessons went down smooth.

You work fast!

Baby got big!

You was locked up and now you're rollin' up with a hot wing! Woo! I wanna be like you.

Blu

Oh, no, no. It's not what you think. We're just uh... chained together.

Hey, I'm not judging you.

Keep it spicy.

Oh, yeah.

Rafael

Hey, guys. We're looking for Luiz. Have you seen him?

Yeah, I seen him, but you didn't, 'cause you just missed him. He took the trolley back to the garage.

Oh, great.

Relax, baby bird. You could catch the next one.

Yeah, it's time to take it to the next level.

Blu

What's wrong with this level?

Come on. This ain't the level. The next level's the level. You got to shake your tail feathers.

Oh, yeah!

Blu

Uh, we... we got to get this chain off first.

Rafael

Come on, lovebirds. You're in Rio. You should enjoy it!

Yeah, live a little.

Mauro

Ah. Ooh. Hmm? [laughs] We got 'em.

Birds
[dance music playing, festive yelling] [laughter]
Kipo

Hey!

Welcome to paradise!

Rafael

Some party, huh?

Blu
[as they enter a club full of birds dancing and thumping with music]

This is the coolest place I've ever seen. Despite all the obvious health code violations.

Rafael
[laughs]

I like you! Nothing you say makes any sense.

E ai, galera? All right, everyone, listen up. Rafi has some special guests from out of town, and let's show them some love, because I don't think they get out much.

Ya, ya, ya, ya, yo! Everybody put their wings together and clap 'em as loud as you can! Flap 'em, clap 'em. I don't care, slap 'em. [squwaking]

Party in the Ipanema, baby.

["Hot Wings (I Wanna Party)" plays]

What are you doing?

Blu

Uh, I don't know.

Rafael

All right, Blu! Hey, she likes you.

Blu

What are you talking about? Haven't you been listening?

Rafael

No, but I've been watching. Just be yourself. Go on.

Blu
[gasps]
Little Green Bird

♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪

Monkeys
[chittering and hooting]
Mauro
[from trailer]

You two are coming with me.

In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]

Blu

Yeah. [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak. He wipes it off.] That was meant for you.

Rafael

Come on. Can we all just get along?

Mauro

This isn't your fight, big nose. [laughs, gasps]

Kipo
[The marmosets laugh, until one bird grabs Mauro's arm and glares at him.]

You mess with my friends, you mess with me.

Other Birds

And us!

Yeah, little King Kong.

Little Green Bird
[The monkeys and birds have an intense stare-off] [panicky]

I don't know what's going on here. [flies off]

[breaking a stare-off]

BIRDS VS. MONKEYS!

Mauro
[The birds charge in.]

Get them!

All
[The marmosets charge in.] [shouting, grunting]
Monkey
[laughs, grunts]

Yippee-kai-yay, monkey man!

Yeah!

Blu and Jewel
[asps]
Blu
[grunting]
[gasps]
Mauro

Ohh!

Monkey

Yee-haw! Yee-haw! Giddyap!

Rafael
[grunting]

Missed!

Monkey
[hooting, whooping]

We got to go! [gasps]

Kipo

Need a lift?

Blu

Whoa!

[gasps] [whooping] [as he hits one of the monkey's with his bottle top hat] [laughs]

Ooh! Take that, you funky monkey!

Blu and Jewel
[laughing, whooping]
Blu
[chuckles]

Thank you!

Kipo

Anytime! Whoo-hoo!

That's what I'm talking about!

Blu
[as they've gotten away from the monkeys]

Man, we threw down!

Yeah, we threw down!

Rafael

You guys were like fire and ice.

Thunder and lightnin'!

Hip 'n' hop!

Blu

Cheese and sprinkles!

Blu
[they all stop laughing and give Blu a strange look]

It's a Minnesota thing.

Rafael
[they all laugh]

You see? Nothing you say makes any sense.

Rafael

Pssst!

Blu
[whispers]

Don't worry, I got it.

Rafael
[as he watches Blu getting closer to Jewel]

There he goes! That's my boy!

Blu
[Blu tries to wrap his wing around Jewel but stops mid-way as Jewel looks at him]

Ooh! Is it hot? I... I think I'm... I'm sweating. I didn't even think that was biologically possible. I get... look? [he holds up his wing]

Oh. Wow.

[as they watch Blu make a fool of himself]

Yeah! That's your boy, alright.

Rafael

Okay, so he needs a little help. Well, come on. Let's give him some. Set the mood.

Alright, look. I'm on it. I know how to set the mood. Check it out. [he starts dancing and rapping] Get it-get it-get it-get it-get it-get it girl! Get-ge-get-ge-get it girl! Take her, take her to the flow! Show her, show her how you roll! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it low! Drop it, d-drop it low!

Rafael

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What kind of mood is that?

Pedro, Pedro, a little too aggressive. Not hatin' on your creativity, but I think I got this one. Follow my lead. [whistling melody]

Rafael

Now, that's more like it.

[whistling romantic melody over bossa nova rhythm] [singing]

Wasn't really thinking, wasn't looking, wasn't searching for an answer / In the moonlight / When I saw your face / Saw you looking at me, saw you peeking out from under moon beams / Through the palm trees / Swaying in the breeze / I know I'm feeling so much more than ever before / And so I'm giving more to you than I thought I could do / Don't know how it happened, don't know why but you don't really need a reason / When the stars shine / Just to fall in love / Made to love each other, made to be together for a life time / In the sunshine / Flying in the sky / I know I'm feeling so much more than ever before / And so I'm giving more to you / Than I thought I could do / Oh yeah... / Now I know love is real / So it's sky high, as the angels try / Letting you and I / Fly love

Wow. What a beautiful sunset.

Blu

Yeah.

Rafael
[flying alongside the trolley, whispering to Blu]

Pssst! Blu, down here. Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes".

Blu

That's good! Great idea. [to Jewel; confidently] I have beautiful eyes.

Aah... yeah. Okay, Sure. They're... they're nice.

Rafael
[flying low, whispers to Blu]

No! Her eyes! Her eyes!

Blu

Oh, right. Yeah! [turns to Jewel] Your eyes. Your eyes are great. Not mine. I mean, you know, mine are okay. But yours, I-I bet you can see right through them.

Rafael
[whispering to Blu]

Blu, just tell her how you feel.

Blu
[turns to Jewel]

Jewel?

Yeah?

Blu

I've been wanting to tell you, that I... that I... [suddenly swallows a floating flower petal and chokes]

Oh, how sweet. You're getting choked up. [turns to look at Blu and realizes he's really choking] Oh! Oh! You're choking! Uh, okay! All right! [she starts giving him the heimlich maneuver] Come on, Blu, you got to move with me. Stay with me, Blu. Hyah! One more. Come on. One... more... time! Hyah!

Rafael
[they watch in dismay as Jewel gives Blu the Heimlich maneuver]

Yep, that's my boy.

[descending whistle then imitates explosion]
Rafael
[after Blu spits out the flower petal and they get off the trolley]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Luiz's garage!

Blu

After you.

No, no, no, you first.

Blu

Oh, please, I insist.

Jewel and Blu

Okay. [thump] [chuckling]

Yeah. [chuckles] [sighs] Guess this is it.

Blu

Uh, yeah. Quite an adventure.

End of the line.

Blu

Ah, yes.

Guess things like this don't happen in Tiny-soda.

Blu

Tiny-soda? [laughs] Oh. Wait, Minne-sota?

Yeah. [laughs]

Blu

Oh, that's very good.

Right.

Blu

That's very funny, actually.

Rafael

Luiz! Are you here? Luiz? Hey, buddy. I got some friends I want you to meet.

[vicious barking]
Pedro and Nico

Aah!

Jewel and Blu

Aah! Inside! Outside! Inside Outside! [grunts]

Blu
[whimpering] [disgusted groan]
[laughing]

I got you's good!

Jewel and Blu

What?

I could've ripped your throats out, but I didn't. [slurps] But I could've.

Rafael
[laughs]

Hey, Luiz! Stop scaring my friends.

Hey, Rafie! Come here! Where you been?

Rafael
[grunts]

You look good.

W-W-Wait. Luiz is a bulldog?

You got something against dogs?

I do when they're drooling on me.

[slurps]

It's a medical condition.

Rafael

No, no, hey, amigo, we really need you.

She's mean, bro.

Rafael

Luiz, come on, please, please. We need your help.

Hmm. [slurps] I think I know what to do.

Blu

Uh, are you sure this is safe?

Oh, sure. There's nothing to it. [muffled, echoing] Now if something goes wrong, scream really loud. Because I hear too good with this thing on. Hey, Raffie! Get the switch, please.

Rafael

Don't worry. He's a professional. [grunts]

Blu
[gasps]
[whimpering]

Now, try not to move! I can't really see out of this thing, either!

Blu and Jewel
[gasping]
Blu
[gasping] [deep, distorted yelling] [distorted yelling continues]

Whoa!

Rafael
[grunting]

Hey! Where'd you go?

Blu

Whoa...!

[gasps]
All
[strained grunting]
Blu and Jewel
[As he swipes Luiz's drool off his foot] [grunts]
[grunting, spits]
Blu
[as he swipes Luiz's drool off his foot]

Ugh! Ew, gross. [gasps] But I'm free. [realizing he's freed from his chain] Jewel! Jewel, we're free! Slimy, but free. Contaminated, probably. But free! You believe it's finally...

[Jewel suddenly flies past him, laughing with joy]

Ha-ha! [whooping]

Blu

...over.

Oh, yeah! Whoo! Wah-hah! Come on, guys, let's go!

What are we standing around for? It's Carnival!

[whooping]
Nico, Pedro and Rafael
[whooping, shouting happily]
All
[whooping, laughing]
Rafael

Beautiful!

Oh, yeah!

[shouts happily]
[As Blu sadly watches Jewel, Nico, Pedro and Rafael fly around in the sky with joy]

Yep. I know just how you feel. Watchin' 'em up there, makes you want to chase them and grab 'em in your mouth and bite their heads off. Huh? [slurps] [Blu remains silent] Hey, I'm just kiddin', bro. Yeah. Chasin' 'em is plenty.

[laughing]

♪ I'm flying flying just like a bird! ♪

Jewel, but you are a bird.

Ha-ha! This is the spit! [as they arrive at carnival to find Jewel] Yeah, baby! Now I can get my freak on!

Blu

Luiz, please! Rescue first, freak later. [gasps] Come on!

Out of my way, people!

Guy

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Man
[gasps]
Rafael

All right, guys, I'll fly ahead and look for Jewel. Hello, ladies.

Mr. Big Nose! Hold up!

Linda

Uh...

Samba School Director

Rebola, rebola, rebola!

Linda

What?

Women

Rebola!

Linda! Excuse me. Excuse me. Linda! [gasps] Linda! [speaking Portuguese]

Samba School Director

Rebola!

Linda

In English!

Linda, Linda! You've got to shake your tushy!

Linda

No! We don't shake our tushies in Minnesota!

Samba School Director
[groans]
[barking]
Women
[yelling]

Hot dog! Coming through!

Linda
[grunts] [gasps]

Blu!

[barking]
Linda

Tulio! Tulio! I saw Blu!

What?

Samba School Director

Rebola! Rebola!

Linda

Hold on, Blu! I'm coming for you!

[gasps]

Meu Deus! [My Gosh!]

Linda

Whoa! Oh! Oh! Blu! Blu!

Blu

Linda! Linda? Wait!

All
[gasping]
Rafael
[Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival]

Blu! Blu! We found her!

She's on some, like, weird chicken float.

Rafael

Come on!

Blu

Let's go get Jewel.

Linda

Wait! Blu! Where are you going?

Man

Ow!

Men
[grunting]
Linda

Whoo!

Man

Aha!

Linda
[laughs]

Ahh!

Crowd
[cheering]
Samba School Director
[shouts in Portuguese]
Linda

I saw Blu! He's riding on a bulldog!

What?!

[barking] [panting]
Blu

There they are, that's the float!

Whoo! That float is a crime in itself! Oh!

Blu
[grunting]
Man
[shouting in Portuguese]
[snarling]
Linda

There he is!

Blu
[grunts] [in the smugglers' float] [quietly]

Hey, Jewel?

Blu!

Blu

I'm gonna let you out of here.

No, no. You can't be here. You have to go. Nigel is...

[Suddenly Nigel attacks Blu and throws him in a cage]

Hello, pretty bird. So kind of you to join our little soiree.

Blu

Oh, come on. You really think I came alone? I got three of the roughest, meanest, craziest birds in all of Rio right behind me.

Woo-hoo! You hear that, guys?

[Blu sees that Nigel has replaced Rafael, Nico, & Pedro in a cage nearby]

We're saved! That's right! That's right. That's right.

Uh... I think he means us.

Oh.

[sighs]

Ah, love. It's such a powerful and stupid thing.

[Chuckles]

Yes! Well done Nigel.

Women
[gasps]
Linda

Oh! Oh! Out of the way! Sorry. Wait! Wait!

Whoo-hoo! We actually made it! Hey, Marcel! Can we do this again next year? Please? Please? Could I drive next year, too?

Linda

Wait! Come back! [panting] Get in!

[on top of a carnival float]

I don't know how I got up here, but I ain't never comin' down! Ah-ah! Woo-hoo! [starts dancing]

Rafael

Sorry, Eva, I'm not gonna be home for dinner.

Blu
[Rafael, Pedro and Nico soon notice the strap getting hooked onto the fire extinguisher] [grunts]

What are you doing?

Blu

I'm gonna pop this cage open like a soda can. [grunting as he hits the side of the cage four times to get the fire extinguisher to fall to the ground, popping it open]

Now, that's popping!

Blu

Hurry. We gotta help the others.

Pretty Bird

I'm a pretty bird, I'm a pretty bird. Who's a pretty bird? I'm a pretty bird. Pretty bird, I'm a pretty bird. [hysterical laugh]

Come on!

Yeah!

Rafael

Hurry up, guys!

Trapped Bird

I'm out! [laughs]

[grunting]
Bat

Ah! The light!

Blu

Go! Go! Go!

Freedom!

All
[yelling and cheering]
Bird

Geronimo!

[Birds & parrots cheers]

Come on! Come on! We need to get out!

Blu

Hey, wait, wait, wait! Wait! [pants]

Um, it's okay. Hey, it's okay. We'll figure this out together. Right? Aah!

[after Blu and Jewel have released all the other caged birds, Nigel attacks Blu]

Let him go!

[Nigel hits Jewel away she falls against the wall of the plane and a cage lands on her wing, bruising and injuring it]

Ow!

Blu

Jewel!

Ow! My wing.

Oh, pity. Now we have two useless, birds. [laughing]

[Blu grabs hold of the hose on the fire extinguisher and attaches it to Nigel's leg]

Huh?

Blu

Not cool, man. Not cool!

[Blu releases the pressure on the fire extinguisher and Nigel bursts out of the plane] [screaming]

Uh-oh. [screams]

Ahh! We're going down! Huh? Okay, okay.

Both

Rock, paper, scissors...

Chute! Ha, ha! Hasta la vista, losers!

[Last Words]

Hey! Wait for us! [yelling]

[Last Words]

Cannonball!

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