Is there anything else I need to know?
Blu Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath! Happy?
You're right. It's not my fault. [She puts on her glasses and lashes out at Tulio] It's your fault...
...with your little bird talk and that whole "saves the species". Well you know what? SQUAWK, SQUAWKETY, SQUAWK, SQUAWK!!! [realizes what she said; gasps; covers her mouth] I'm sorry, I didn't mean to curse.
[she and Blu are running away from Nigel]
Aw, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly!
Blu Actually, there are 40 species of flightless birds.
Blu No, ducks can fly.
No, duck! [Blu notices a crate]
Blu You see, who needs flying?
Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... is freedom, and... and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Blu Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.
Blu Yeah, sounds great. It's not like we're just throwing ourselves off of a mountain… right?
Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Blu What?!
Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA, and if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
No, no, wait, wait! [screams] Mommy!
Blu Yeah… fun…
You 2 are coming with me.
In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]
Blu Yeah! [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak; wipes it off] That was meant for you.
Come on, can't we all just get along?
This isn't your fight, Big Nose!
S Spoonbill
[The marmosets laugh, until one bird grabs Mauro's arm and glares at him.]
You mess with my friends, you mess with me.
Yeah, little King Kong! [The marmosets and birds have an intense stare-off]
LG Little Green Bird
[panicky]
I don't know what's going on here! [flies off]
[battle cry]
Birds versus monkeys! [The birds charge in.]
Because I'm... I'm the one who took them.
I didn't mean to hurt anybody. I needed the money.
But, Fernando, I trusted you!
I know, but– [Before he can finish, Tipa and Armando enter]
[flying alongside the trolley, whispering to Blu]
Down here! Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes."
Blu That's good, great idea! [to Jewel; confidently] I have beautiful eyes.
Whoa, whoa, wait. Luiz... is a bulldog?
You got something against dogs?
I do when they're drooling on me.
It's a medical condition.
[As she is happily flying, Jewel notices Blu walking away sadly]
Hey, where you going? [Blu ignores her and keeps on walking] Blu? [Blu stops walking] Blu, what's wrong?
Blu Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest, I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.
[he and Pedro fly down towards them]
Hey, birds! Stop yapping and start flapping! Let's go!
I... I... I guess I thought maybe...
Blu What, that you... you'd come to Minnesota? [Jewel just looks at him] Great, I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.
No, that's not what I meant.
Blu Look, Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going.
Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly.
[to Nico as they watch Blu and Jewel]
Awkward…
[to Blu and Jewel]
Okay, okay. You know what? It's just good. Just clear the air, just be completely honest with each other.
Blu You want honesty? [to Rafael and Jewel] Fine, fine, I can be honest. I don't belong here. In fact, I never wanted to even come here in the first place. [stammers] And... and... and you know what? I hate samba! [Jewel and Rafael gasps, and Nico starts crying into Pedro's wing]
Hey! That's a little too far.
Make the mean bird take it back!
Blu Yeah, I said it. Every song sounds exactly the same! [sings] "Tico, taco ya-ya-ya. Tico, taco ya-ya-ya!" [groans] I'm "tico-taco" out of here.
[angrily]
Fine! See you around, pet! [starts flying away from Blu]
No, no! Wait, wait, wait! Come back! You belong together. You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure, they both die at the end, but you get my point! Oh, young love. Always so melodramatic. [to Nico and Pedro] All right, boys. Go after her. [starts flying to Blu] Blu, come back here, come on!
[catches Jewel as she is flying]
Going somewhere, pretty bird?
Oh, yeah! I was just on my way to claw your eyes out! [punches Nigel in the face; Nico and Pedro see Nigel get a hold of Jewel]
Temper, temper. Now come along, my dear. We're going to a parade, and everybody loves a parade! [flies away with Jewel]
[as he, along with Nico, watch Nigel take Jewel by force]
Hey, get back here! Ain't nobody mess with a friend of Pedro. I ain't havin' it! It's on! [starts punching the air]
What are you... on?! Did you see the talons on that guy?!
"Talons"? Maybe, it's on... next time. [he and Nico turn and fly away] RALFIEEEE!
Help! [cut on Blu walking to Linda, while Rafael starts following him]
Blu Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't Carnaval that way?
I'm not going to Carnaval. No, I'm going home.
Blu But I thought you loved Carnaval.
I do, but I love my family much more, and that's a choice I made with this. [points to Blu's heart] Not with this. [points to Blu's head (or brain)]
[Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival]
Blu! Blu! We found her!
She's on some, like, weird chicken float.
Blu Let's go get Jewel.
BC Bookstore Customer
Thanks, Linda.
Bye, now. Yes, Mom, I'd to visit. But who would take care of Blu? Mom, they don't have kennel's for parrots. Here's your hot chocolate, Blu.
Blu [quawks]
Just how you like it. Plus, I don't trust leaving Blu with just anyone. No, I don't have a bird-sitter...
Blu [Linda places his hot chocolate in front of him]
Ah. This is the life. [sniffs] The perfect marshmallow-to-cocoa ratio. [counting the marshmallows] One, two, three, four, five... [another marshmallow floats to the surface] six. Mmm. [takes a sip of his cocoa]
C Chloe
Well, well, if it isn't my favorite nerd bird.
Blu Very... very funny. Real mature.
A Alice
Hey, pet! Where you migrating to this year, huh? The breakfast nook?
AA Alice and Chloe
[laughing]
Blu [Chloe and Alice laugh and throw another snowball at the window]
Throw all the snowballs you want. I'm protected by this magical force field called glass. It's what keeps us so toasty and warm in here while you guys are out there freezing your...
A Alice
[singsongy]
La, la, la, la, la! [laughing]
Blu [looks up and sees Chloe and Alice showing their behinds to him, making fun]
Classy.
[gasping]
Arara! Arara! Arara! Ara... [yelling] [groaning]
[groans] [shivering]
I'm not really built for this weather.
Oh. Are you looking for some books?
Books? No. [chuckling] No. I have come 6,000 miles looking for him.
Blu [confused grunt]
Ooh. He's magnificent. [imitates birdcalls]
Blu Linda, little help here. Linda?
TA Tulio and Blu
[squawking]
Wow. You're actually communicating.
Yes. Yes. I introduced myself and shook my tail feathers counter-clockwise, thus deffering to his dominance.
Blu I did not get that at all.
[chuckling]
Oh, no "Doctor," please. Just call me Tulio. You know, your macaw is a very special bird. In fact, as far as we know, Blu is the last male of his kind.
Yes. And recently, we found a female, and our hope is to bring the two of them together to save their species.
Blu [gulps]
Oh. Well, yeah, sure. When can she come over?
Oh, no, no, no. She is in Brazil. Blu must come to Rio de Janeiro.
Blu [squawks]
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I never let Blu out of my sight. He needs me.
Oh, no. You... you misunderstood. It's all arranged. You will be with him every stop of the way. And I will be with you.
Um, look, I know you're doing your job, but I can't... Well, Blu is very particular, and we have our little routine here, and we're not big on travel. Heck, he doesn't fly.
But, of course he can fly. [takes Blu and inspects him] He's a perfect specimen.
Blu [squawking]
Don't worry. Their natural instincts always take over.
[He lets Blu go so that he will fly, but falls due to not having enough endurance]
Wait! Wait, wait! No! No!
Blu [squawking]
Blu [grunts]
What kind of doctor are you?
Perhaps he's too domesticated.
It was very nice of you to stop in and squawk around and throw my bird, but now it's time for you to go.
Well, I... I'm very sorry. I... I'm very sorry, but... wait, wait. Linda. Linda. [Linda walks him out of the shop] This could be our last chance.
Have a safe flight. [sighs]
[she shuts her shop door in his face and walks away]
Linda, please, listen to me. If we don't do this, his whole species will be gone. [He throws his business card through the door post flap] Just think about it.
Blu "Natural instincts." [scoffs] There's nothing natural about being thrown halfway across a room. Well, I'll show him. Hmm. [reading a book about flying] I can do this. I just have to work out the physics. I have quadrated my vector angles. I have adjusted for wind shear. Positive reinforcement. Good. Okay. Let's see. Flaps open.[opens his wings] Perfect. Landing gear. [wiggles his claws] Check. Tail flaps. [flaps his tail] Operational. And, actually, not bad. [as he prepares to fly for the first time] This is it. Let's fly. Just keep it simple. Thrust, lift, drag and weight. Thrust, lift, drag, weight. [speeds up to get off the table] Thrust, lift, drag, weight. Thrust, lift, drag... W-w-w-wait! [gets scared and tries to stop himself, but instead falls from the table] [screams] [sighs, screams] Ow!
Blu? [To Blu] I promised I would always look out for you, didn't I? And have I ever broken a promise? [Blu looks at Linda in worry] I'm scared, too, but I wouldn't make you do this if it wasn't the right thing to do. What do you say, Blu?
LA Linda and Blu
[mitate booming explosion]
[she holds out her hand in a punch, Blu touches his beak and punches his claw to her hand in agreement]
That's my big, brave boy. And we'll be back before we even know it.
["Let Me Take You to Rio (Blu's Arrival)" plays]
Your turn, Blu. You don't want to get beak-burn.
Blu [frightened gasp]
Whoa! What's going on here?
You arrived in time for Carnival.
Yes. It's the biggest party in the world. You know, a time to have fun and dance. [imitates rhythmic drumming]
[laughs]
Oh, my. Is she a performer?
No. In fact, she's my dentist. Dr. Barbosa!
DB Dentist Barbosa
Oy! Don't forget to floss, Tulio. [laughs]
You got it! Come tomorrow night, everyone will be dressed like that.
♪Oba, la, la, la, ya E, e, ei!♪ E ai? Tudo bom?
Blu Oh. Um, oh, right. Uh, yeah. Aah! Uh... [slowly] [Nico and Pedro approach Blu] I am not from here.
Hey, Nico. He's a tourist.
Funny, you don't look like one.
Blu Really? I... I don't.
Except you got pigeon doo-doo on your nose.
Blu [Blu wipes the sun cream from his beak]
Oh, oh, oh, no, this is just SPF 3,000.
So are you here for Carnival?
Blu Oh, actually, I'm just here to meet a... a girl.
Little word of advice: you make the first move. Brazilian ladies respond to confidence.
Blu Oh, right.
Yeah, it's all about swagger. You got to puff out that chest. Mmm! Swing that tail. [makes swishing noise] Eyes narrow, like some kind of crazy love hawk. [squawks]
But, first, we got to bust you out.
Blu What?
Yeah! I'm-a pop that cage open like a soda can.
Blu [Pedro tries desperately to break the metal bar on the cage Blu's in]
No, no, no. Whoa! No, no, no, that's okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[grunting]
You call that popping? Whew. This thing's robust.
Blu No, no, no. No, guys., really. I'm fine. This cage is great. Love this cage.
[Pedro, exhausted, stops pounding the metal bar]
Ta bom. Suit yourself. Hey, don't forget-- love hawk. [squawks] [he squawks and flies away with Nico] Bemvindo!
Blu Yes. Yes, bem... [stammers] And... and to you, as well.
Blu [grunts, pants]
Help! Help! Let me out of here! [gasps] Linda!
No, no. Give it a chance.
Blu [gulps]
Hello? Whoa! Hello? [gasps] Uh... I come in peace. [gasps] Whoa. [as he sets eyes on Jewel for the first time] She's beautiful. [Blu is mesmerized as she flies towards him] What were they talking about? She's... she's like an angel. An angel who's getting really close... Aah! [suddenly Jewel crashes into him]
[to Blu, after she has pinned him down in the bird sanctuary]
Quem é você? Quê que você está fazendo aqui?
Blu [gagging, indistinct babbling]
[Blu tries to speak as Jewel is standing on him with one clawed talon holding his throat]
Quê?
Blu You're standing on my throat.
[she gets off him]
Oh, you're an American.
Blu [clears throat]
Thanks. I need my throat for talking, so thank you.
Blu Oh. Uh, hi. [clears throat] Hi. My name is Blu. You know, like the cheese. With the mold on it. You know, that smells really bad. [to himself as he realizes what he's just said] That's stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
All right, come on. We don't have much time.
Blu [chuckles nervously]
Whoa! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. [groans]
Blu For what? [he suddenly thinks she's referring to them mating] Oh, oh, wow. Uh, okay. [to himself] Confidence. [inhales] Crazy love hawk.
Blu [Blu tries to kiss Jewel] [smooching]
Whoa. Hey. [She pushes him away] What are you doing?
Blu What? What... what you wanted me to. But, just for argument's sake, uh, what are... what are you doing?
Blu [She points to the air conditioning vent]
Oh. Uh, yeah, escape. That-that's where I was going with that thing I just did.
Wait. W-w-w-wait. Did you actually think we were going to kiss?
Blu No. No-no-no-no. It's not what you think.
I think they need a little help.
Blu I mean, I know how my feathers look, but I'm not that kind of bird. [just then a disco ball comes down, the lights are dimmed and Lionel Richie's 'Say you, Say me' starts playing]
Blu ["Say You Say Me" plays]
Okay, I had nothing to do with that. But, huh, you have to admit it's actually a pretty good song. [Jewel gives him a look as he starts singing to the music] Yeah, sing it, Lionel. [screams and yells] [grunting]
[Jewel suddenly jumps onto him] [Linda watches on the monitor as Blu and Jewel struggle, thinking they're mating]
Wow. That was fast.
Lionel Richie, works every time. We should probably give them privacy.
I'm not sure I should leave Blu here alone.
Oh, no, no, no. Don't worry. Sylvio will keep an eye on them all night. Besides, he's got Jewel.
Blu [screaming and grunting]
Help me! [grunts]
Boa noite, Rio! This is the final countdown to Carnaval! Let's samba.
S Sylvio
[hums]
Whoo! [humans] Ah! [humming] Huh?
S Sylvio
Aw. Come here, poor little birdie. Aw, It's okay. I got you. I got you. [muffled shouting]
Blu [groans]
Excuse me. Please. I am trying to sleep.
[sarcastically]
Oh, I'm sorry, sleepyhead. I'm trying to escape. [grunting]
Blu Escape? Why? The cage is awesome.
The cage... [laughs] Oh, what was I thinking? I wouldn't expect a pet to understand.
Blu Pet? Did you just call me a pet? For the record, I am not a pet. I am a companion. And you know what? Do whatever you want, 'cause tomorrow morning, Linda will come for me and this whole nightmare will be over.
Incredible. You would rather be with a-a-a human than your own kind.
Blu Well, that human has given me love and affection for the 15 years, whereas my own kind tried to strangle me after 15 seconds!
Yeah, well, because of them, I've lost everything. You can't trust them. [gasps]
Blu Of course, you can trust humans. [he hears Jewel make a noise]
Blu Jewel? Jewel. [He sees a boy hover over him] Oh. Hi, there. [yells] [A boy named fernando. He puts a bag over Blu's head]
A All
[laughter, festive chatter]
Blu [Blu chants to himself with fear whilst trapped in a cage]
Okay. Okay. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. Oh, how I wish I was back in my own cage, with my mirror and my swing and my little bell. Oh, how I miss my little bell.
Blu [She drops to the floor of the cage]
What? I don't need to play dead. I'm about to have a heart attack.
Blu [sighs]
Fine. [moans] [gagging] [grunting]
[he fakes a fall and starts twitching]
Stop twitching.
Blu Oh, come on. It's the twitching that sells it.
[First Words]
Come on in, kid.
[a boy places the cage holding Blu and Jewel on the table in front of Marcel] [First Words]
Well, what do you know? Good work, Fernando. You see, boys? What did I tell you about this one?
[First Words]
That you were going to pay him half as much as you said? [Marcel slaps Tipa in the face to shut him up] Ow!
No, you idiot. That he reminds me of myself when I was that age. Sweet, resourceful. Here you go, kid. [he hands the boy some money]
Hey. This is only half of what you promised me.
Ah, shut up, kid. [takes the cover off the cage to see Blu and Jewel looking dead] What the...? [he picks up Jewel] I thought I told you I needed these birds alive. Tell me, Fernando, does this look alive to you? Huh?
[Jewel bites Marcel's thumb and flies away] [squwaks]
AA Armando and Tipa
[grunts]
Blu Jewel!
[First Words]
Hello, pretty bird. What's the matter? Cockatoo got your throat?
Blu [after Jewel has been caught and placed back in the cage with Blu]
That was your plan-- to take off and leave me? Gee, thanks.
Well, why didn't you follow me?
Blu Uh... [doesn't reply as he's too embarrassed to admit he doesn't fly yet]
The last blue macaws on Earth. [laughs] These are worth a fortune. Hey, Fernando. Hang these up in the other room.
SB Scaredy Bird
Hey, Birdy. Let me out. Let me out! Let me out of here!!!
NB Neurotic Bird
Who's a pretty bird? I'm a pretty bird. Pretty bird. I'm a pretty bird. [laughs] I'm a pretty bird.
B Bat
I was framed! They got the wrong guy!
Sorry, guys. Nothing personal. So, what's going to happen to them?
Don't worry. We're going to find good homes for them. Now, go home to your mama.
Goldfish? Aw. Can we keep him, boss?
No! [he shuts the door in Fernando's face]
[hearing Marcel talking to his men through the door]
So, Marcel, what's really going to happen to those birds?
Ugh! Plucked, stuffed, eaten. Who cares? All I know is we're going to be rich.
A Announcer
[speaking Portuguese]
Come on! The game's starting.
Yes, you were very clear. Tomorrow, or the deal is off. Of course I have both the macaws. Yes, I will deliver them myself. Goodbye. All right, you two. You load the truck tonight. First thing, in the morning, we bring those birds to the airport. You got it?
Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, uh-huh.
Oh, yeah. All right. Heard you.
Oh. And one of you feed Nigel.
M Men
[gulp]
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Uh-uh. Scissors cuts rock.
Oh, man. How come you always win? [nervous grunting] Nice birdie. [whimpering] Yeah, here you go.
[sighs, grunts]
Ugh! Cannibal.
Blu [trapped in their cage in a room full of the other trapped animals]
Okay, pull it together. The key is not to panic.
Blu I wasn't talking to you; I was talking to me. But it's okay, because any minute now, Linda will find us.
Oh, great. And then she'll stick us behind another set of bars, right?
Blu Yeah. Uh, I mean, no.
Look, pet, cages might work for you, but I don't want to belong to anyone.
[smacking lips]
Something seems to be lodged in my beak. Would you mind?
Blu [grunts]
Ow!
[jumping onto the cage Blu and Jewel are being held in]
Oh, I know I'm not a pretty birdie, but I used to be quite a looker. A star. Lights, camera, action.
["Pretty Bird" plays] [grunts]
Blu Hey!
Sweet nightmares. [laughing] [laughs wickedly and flies away]
Blu Not cool, man! Scary, but not cool. Hey, are you okay?
[She starts throwing herself at the cage bars]
No, I am definitely not okay!
Blu Whoa! Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. What are you doing?
Getting out of here. [grunts]
Blu Whoa!
Are you going to help me or what?
Blu Actually, all the survival guides say to sit and wait... Ow! ...and help will come.
Blu [She throws herself more violently at the cage]
Whoa!
We are on our own, and if we just sit here, we're going to die!
Blu [screams]
M Men
[Sportscast plays in Portuguese]
No!
Nigel, get out of the way!
Blu [as Jewel is continuing to throw herself around the cage]
Stop, stop. Why don't you just open the door? [he slides open the cage door with his beak]
[panting]
Are you kidding me?
Blu What? It's just a standard flip slide bolt. Just rotate...
Come on! Let's fly! [screams] [Jewel flies out of the cage and grabs hold of Blu, but Blu grabs the cage with his beak] What are you doing?
Blu Oh, I can't...
Blu [Marcel's men open the door to catch them in the act of escaping and Blu lets go of the cage] [gasps]
Blu [gasps]
Whoa! I can't fly!
[they both fall onto a washline and start sliding across it]
You couldn't tell me this before now?
Blu It didn't matter before now! [muffled grunting]
JA Jewel and Blu
[they crash into a wall] [holler, grunt]
[after they crash land to the ground]
Is there anything else I need to know?
Blu Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak. And once in a while, I pee in the birdbath. Happy?
We got to get out of here!
Blu Whoa!
Move! Come on, just move! Move!
JA Jewel and Blu
[gasping and grunting]
Blu [as they're trying to get away from Marcel's men]
Wait. Wait. Listen to me. Flying may not be my thing, but walking is. Follow my lead. Inside leg, outside leg. [he starts leading the way walking]
Yeah. Yeah, okay. I got it.
Blu Inside, outside.
Inside, outside, inside, outside!
Blu Inside, outside.
JA Jewel and Blu
[panting]
Blu [barks like dog]
Blu See? I'm bilingual, too!
[Jewel and Blu are running away from Nigel] [as they are running away from Marcel's men] [panting] [she and Blu are running away from Nigel]
Oh, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly.
Blu Actually, there are about 40 species of flightless birds.
[notices a box]
Duck!
Blu No, ducks can fly.
[notices a crate]
No! Duck! [referring to them ducking under a cart they're about to encounter]
Blu Ahh! Whoa!
Blu Whoa!
JA Jewel and Blu
[hollering]
Blu Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[speaking Portuguese on TV]
Blu Hold on!
[groaning]
Get out of here, you putrid poultry! [groans] Ahh! Ow! Ah!
Blu [confused and step on a stick]
Ooh, ooh. What was that?
Blu [asked and hit something]
Ah! And that?
[calmly and kept walking]
It's just a rock.
Blu Oh, right. Yeah. [Blu stops and shudders as he feels something on his back] [whimpers] Is that a spider on my back?
Will you quit it? It's just a leaf. Turn around. [Blu turns and we see a huge spider on his back] [gulps] Um... [Jewel quickly hits the spider off of Blu's back] [grunts] Leaf. Told you. Now, uh, just come on. We need to find a safe place to spend the night.
Blu Safe? Safe? We are in the jungle. You know when people say, "It's a jungle out there"? Well, I'm pretty sure they don't mean it as a good thing.
Look, I hate to break it to you, but this is where our kind naturally lives.
Blu Hey, hey, don't talk to me about nature. I watch Animal Planet. I know all about the food chain. [just then a bug flying by gets eaten by a frog A snake] Ah! Ahh! You see? You see? Out here, I'm just an hor d'oeuvres. Nothing more than a feathery spring roll.
That is why we stay in the trees and not on the ground. [pointing to a large tree ahead of them] After you. [pointing to a man-made tree house]
Blu Oh. No. I don't think so. Nuh-uh. No. I would feel much more confortable in something man-made. Um... Hey. How about up there?
I can't believe I have to drag your clumsy butt up there.
Blu Drag me? [scoffs] Watch and learn.
Oh! Blu! Oh! Just wait one... [gasps] Blu! Ha!
Blu Who's dragging whose butt now, huh?
Ha ha. Very funny. [laughing] Oh! [grunting]
Blu [as Blu reaches the top of the tree house]
You see? Who needs flying?
Birds. Birds need flying. Flying is... it's freedom and-and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Blu Mmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely. Uh... uh, I'm probably going to be up for a little while, muh, 'cause I'm-I'm still on Minnesota time.
Blu Good night, Jewel. [looks out into the sky] Good night, Linda.
Excuse me, Sir? Have you seen my bird? Have... have you seen my bird?
[sighs]
Excuse me. Um, have you seen my bird? Ma'am? [snoring] Mmm. Have you seen my bird? [indistinct mumbling]
[as they are pulling up a huge rock on a rope]
Are you sure this is going to work?
Blu Positive. Check out my math. [pointing to the map he's drawn on the ground]
Yeah, that's... that's comforting. Thank you. Look, let's just get this chain broken.
Blu Right. Then we can go and find Linda.
No, you can go find Linda. Once this chain is off, I'm going to go back to being free in the jungle. Deal?
Blu Fine. Deal. [screams]
B Both
[he puts one of his wings up accidentally, pulling the lever holding the rock off its hook] [yelling] [groaning]
Nice try, brainiac. [groans]
Blu [gasps]
I think something is watching us.
TC Toucan Children
[chirping]
Oh, be careful, Blu. They might snuggle you to death.
Blu Oh. [chuckles] Aw, come here. [screaming, groaning]
TC Toucan Children
Intruders!
BA Blu and Jewel
[yelling and groaning]
Blu Now stop! Ow! Aah! [gulps, gags] Aah! No! No! Whoa! Whoa!
Blu Help!
What's going on down there?
BA Blu and Jewel
[grunting and groaning]
Go, go, go. Off with you.
TC Toucans Children
Daddy! Daddy!
Okay, guys, guys... I've told you thousand times. Manuela, Sofia, come on, now. Listen to me. Ow! Oh, yeah, right in the eye.
[referring to Rafael's children]
Oh, precious, aren't they?
[chuckles]
Kids? 17 of them, and one on the way. [shouting to two of his children shaking an unhatched egg] Hey!He is not a maraca! Stop shaking him! [turning to Blu and Jewel]
TC Toucan Children
[giggling]
They're giving me gray feathers. Oh, this papa needs a break. So, you two lovebirds headed for Carnival?
Whoa. [chuckles] Lovebirds?
Blu Uh, we're more like acquaintance birds.
And not even that. We're more like chained-to-each-other birds.
Blu Yeah. I-I mean, if... Ow!
Blu [one of toucan kids pulls his feather]
What is it with this kid and the feathers?
We have no idea. We're having him tested.
So, do you think you could help us get this thing off?
Hmm. Lucky for you, you know Rafael, and Rafael knows everyone. Oh! Again with the eye. Okay, want me to call your mother?
[chuckles]
Works every time. They're scared to death of her. Ahh!
Eva, my love. [chuckles] I must take this young couple to see Luiz.
E Eva
Luiz? Huh. You don't fool me for a second! You and your amigo just want to sneak off to Carnival.
Oh, Carnival. That magical time when I met the most beautiful bird in the world.
Blu [He hugs Eva and blows an air kiss towards her]
Aw.
I still remember the song that was playing when I first laid eyes on you. ♪ Tall and tanned and young and lovely ♪ ♪ The girl from Ipanema ♪ ♪ Goes walking ♪ Come on, baby, sing it!
E Eva
[off-key]
♪ And when she passes ♪
Blu [shuddering]
E Eva
[off-key]
♪ Each one she passes goes, "Ahh!" ♪
[as Eva sings out of tune]
Like a river of the sweetest honey.
[Blu and Jewel wince as Eva sings]
Ooh! I guess love is deaf too.
Come here. [chuckles as they bang each other]
E Eva
Okay. Take them to Luiz, but hurry back.
You are an angel. I'll miss you, my juicy little mango.
E Eva
Oh, me, too, my pudgy papaya.
E Eva
[hears baby toucans' blow]
Hey! Marco! Carlos! Put your brother down! NOW!
I can't believe she actually let me go.
Blu So, uh... how far is this Luiz?
Not far. Thirty minutes as the crow flies.
Blu Uh... and how long as the macaw walks?
Blu Not all birds fly. There are ostriches.
Blu Well, not technically, but...
Wait, wait, wait! My friends, I wanna help, but to walk the whole way, it... it... it can't be done!
[He suddenly notices his kids clambering around his wife asking after him]
But hey, we might as well give it a shot. Let's go, quickly. No, no, d-don't look back. They sense fear.
[He turns Blu and Jewel around and walks away quietly; Jewel turns to look at the kids]
Blu [whimpers] [yells] [as he looks down the edge of a cliff]
I've changed my mind. Yeah. Uh, maybe we could find a... a bus schedule or something?
Come on. You're not gonna back out now, Not in front of the lady.
Blu Uh... huh! Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure.
All right, that's the spirit.
You're sure you're up for this?
Blu Yeah. Yeah, I mean, well it's not like we're just hurling ourselves off a mountain or something, right?
Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Blu What?
No. Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA. And if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
[Two men on a hang-glider have an unsuccessful take-off]
No, no, wait, wait! Aah! Mommy!
Blu Yeah. Fun.
Okay. I need you two to get closer. [Blu and Jewel step an inch close] Closer. [Blu and Jewel step another inch close and touch each other] Closer. Ooh. Nice. Now put your wings around each other.
Blu What?
Come on, amigo! It's not like she's going to bite. Will you?
[to Blu and Jewel who are standing side by side]
Now, you flap your right wing, you flap your left wing, and together, you fly.
Blu Uh... but this doesn't seem aerodynamically possible!
Ey-ya-ya-ya-ya! You think too much! Fly! It's not what you think up here. [points to Blu's head] It's what you feel in here. [points to Blu's heart] And when you feel the rhythm of your heart, it's like Samba! You fly! [whooping] [as Rafael is demonstrating flying to Blu] See? It's easy.
Blu Easy? Easy for you to say. 'Cause from... from here it looks really, really hard!
Hey, if you want to see Linda again, this is the only way.
Blu Okay, you're right.
Blu This is for Linda.
Blu Keep it simple.
Blu Thrust, lift, drag.
Blu [She drags him along]
Whoa, whoa, wait!
Inside, outside. Inside, outside.
Blu Inside, outside. Inside, outside.
Blu Inside...
Come on, Blu! You can do it!
Blu I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can't do it! [yells]
Blu [grunting]
Blu [sighs]
Am I dead?
No. We're still alive! [laughs]
Blu [sighing]
This is incredible. Wow. This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
[laughs]
See what you've been missing?
Blu Yeah. Whoa!
[after Blu and Jewel have landed on top of a hand glider's wings]
All right, Blu! You're flying! Sort of. Not really. But do you feel it?
Blu Yes! I do feel it.
[Blu stands up confidently and spreads his wings about to/ready to fly for real]
No! No! Blu, wait!
[Both holler as they get windswept off the hang-glider]
Ay, caramba.
Blu [Blu accidentally punches a hole in an orange and pink hang-glider; male human screams when he sees Blu]
Whoa!
Blu Whoa, whoa! Aah!
OH Other Hang Glider
[screaming]
Blu Aah! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Blu We're going to die! [whimpers] Whoa!
OH Other Hang Glider
[grunts]
[after Blu and Jewel have crash landed to the ground from Blu's nearly successful but failed attempt at flying]
You did not feel it in here. [pointing to his heart]
[sarcastically]
You think?
Let's catch a ride to Luiz. Hurry, you two! Vamos! Vamos!
Blu Ah, okay. Ahh! Last of the species here. Whoa!
Blu Hey, wait... wait-wait... wait up.
Blu [grunting]
Blu I would love to go five minutes without almost getting killed. Is that too much to ask?
For a bird who can't fly? Oh, yeah.
O Officer
[blows whistle]
They're starting to close off the streets for Carnival. You better be right, kid, because we're running out of time. [groans] I'll never be able to get my car through this crowd.
LA Linda and Tulio
[yelling]
Hey, kid! How'd you get this bike?
I traded it for your Jeep.
Yeah, it's in great condition.
LA Linda and Tulio
[shuttered grunting] [screaming]
Blu Ahh!
Blu [groans]
Ow!
Ugh. I'm going to chew through my own leg if this doesn't come off soon.
Relax. If I know Luiz, we're right where we wanna be.
Hey, Rafi! If it isn't the king of carnival!
Nico! Pedro! What up, family?
Where you been hidin' yourself, bird?
Man, I thought you were dead.
Hold up! Rewind. [going towards Blu] Ain't that the bird from the cage?
I think our love lessons went down smooth.
You was locked up and now you're rollin' up with a hot wing! Woo! I wanna be like you.
Blu Oh, no, no. It's not what you think. We're just uh... chained together.
Hey, I'm not judging you.
Hey, guys. We're looking for Luiz. Have you seen him?
Yeah, I seen him, but you didn't, 'cause you just missed him. He took the trolley back to the garage.
Relax, baby bird. You could catch the next one.
Yeah, it's time to take it to the next level.
Blu What's wrong with this level?
Come on. This ain't the level. The next level's the level. You got to shake your tail feathers.
Blu Uh, we... we got to get this chain off first.
Come on, lovebirds. You're in Rio. You should enjoy it!
Ah. Ooh. Hmm? [laughs] We got 'em.
B Birds
[dance music playing, festive yelling] [laughter]
Blu [as they enter a club full of birds dancing and thumping with music]
This is the coolest place I've ever seen. Despite all the obvious health code violations.
[laughs]
I like you! Nothing you say makes any sense.
E ai, galera? All right, everyone, listen up. Rafi has some special guests from out of town, and let's show them some love, because I don't think they get out much.
Ya, ya, ya, ya, yo! Everybody put their wings together and clap 'em as loud as you can! Flap 'em, clap 'em. I don't care, slap 'em. [squwaking]
Party in the Ipanema, baby.
["Hot Wings (I Wanna Party)" plays]
What are you doing?
Blu Uh, I don't know.
All right, Blu! Hey, she likes you.
Blu What are you talking about? Haven't you been listening?
No, but I've been watching. Just be yourself. Go on.
Blu [gasps]
LG Little Green Bird
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
M Monkeys
[chittering and hooting]
[from trailer]
You two are coming with me.
In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]
Blu Yeah. [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak. He wipes it off.] That was meant for you.
Come on. Can we all just get along?
This isn't your fight, big nose. [laughs, gasps]
K Kipo
[The marmosets laugh, until one bird grabs Mauro's arm and glares at him.]
You mess with my friends, you mess with me.
LG Little Green Bird
[The monkeys and birds have an intense stare-off] [panicky]
I don't know what's going on here. [flies off]
[breaking a stare-off]
BIRDS VS. MONKEYS!
[The birds charge in.]
Get them!
A All
[The marmosets charge in.] [shouting, grunting]
M Monkey
[laughs, grunts]
Yippee-kai-yay, monkey man!
Blu [grunting]
M Monkey
Yee-haw! Yee-haw! Giddyap!
M Monkey
[hooting, whooping]
Blu Whoa!
[gasps] [whooping] [as he hits one of the monkey's with his bottle top hat] [laughs]
Ooh! Take that, you funky monkey!
BA Blu and Jewel
[laughing, whooping]
Blu [chuckles]
Thank you!
K Kipo
Anytime! Whoo-hoo!
That's what I'm talking about!
Blu [as they've gotten away from the monkeys]
Man, we threw down!
You guys were like fire and ice.
Blu Cheese and sprinkles!
Blu [they all stop laughing and give Blu a strange look]
It's a Minnesota thing.
[they all laugh]
You see? Nothing you say makes any sense.
Blu [whispers]
Don't worry, I got it.
[as he watches Blu getting closer to Jewel]
There he goes! That's my boy!
Blu [Blu tries to wrap his wing around Jewel but stops mid-way as Jewel looks at him]
Ooh! Is it hot? I... I think I'm... I'm sweating. I didn't even think that was biologically possible. I get... look? [he holds up his wing]
[as they watch Blu make a fool of himself]
Yeah! That's your boy, alright.
Okay, so he needs a little help. Well, come on. Let's give him some. Set the mood.
Alright, look. I'm on it. I know how to set the mood. Check it out. [he starts dancing and rapping] Get it-get it-get it-get it-get it-get it girl! Get-ge-get-ge-get it girl! Take her, take her to the flow! Show her, show her how you roll! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it low! Drop it, d-drop it low!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What kind of mood is that?
Pedro, Pedro, a little too aggressive. Not hatin' on your creativity, but I think I got this one. Follow my lead. [whistling melody]
Now, that's more like it.
[whistling romantic melody over bossa nova rhythm] [singing]
Wasn't really thinking, wasn't looking, wasn't searching for an answer / In the moonlight / When I saw your face / Saw you looking at me, saw you peeking out from under moon beams / Through the palm trees / Swaying in the breeze / I know I'm feeling so much more than ever before / And so I'm giving more to you than I thought I could do / Don't know how it happened, don't know why but you don't really need a reason / When the stars shine / Just to fall in love / Made to love each other, made to be together for a life time / In the sunshine / Flying in the sky / I know I'm feeling so much more than ever before / And so I'm giving more to you / Than I thought I could do / Oh yeah... / Now I know love is real / So it's sky high, as the angels try / Letting you and I / Fly love
Wow. What a beautiful sunset.
Blu Yeah.
[flying alongside the trolley, whispering to Blu]
Pssst! Blu, down here. Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes".
Blu That's good! Great idea. [to Jewel; confidently] I have beautiful eyes.
Aah... yeah. Okay, Sure. They're... they're nice.
[flying low, whispers to Blu]
No! Her eyes! Her eyes!
Blu Oh, right. Yeah! [turns to Jewel] Your eyes. Your eyes are great. Not mine. I mean, you know, mine are okay. But yours, I-I bet you can see right through them.
[whispering to Blu]
Blu, just tell her how you feel.
Blu [turns to Jewel]
Jewel?
Blu I've been wanting to tell you, that I... that I... [suddenly swallows a floating flower petal and chokes]
Oh, how sweet. You're getting choked up. [turns to look at Blu and realizes he's really choking] Oh! Oh! You're choking! Uh, okay! All right! [she starts giving him the heimlich maneuver] Come on, Blu, you got to move with me. Stay with me, Blu. Hyah! One more. Come on. One... more... time! Hyah!
[they watch in dismay as Jewel gives Blu the Heimlich maneuver]
Yep, that's my boy.
[descending whistle then imitates explosion]
Luiz! Are you here? Luiz? Hey, buddy. I got some friends I want you to meet.
JA Jewel and Blu
Aah! Inside! Outside! Inside Outside! [grunts]
Blu [whimpering] [disgusted groan]
[laughing]
I got you's good!
I could've ripped your throats out, but I didn't. [slurps] But I could've.
[laughs]
Hey, Luiz! Stop scaring my friends.
Hey, Rafie! Come here! Where you been?
W-W-Wait. Luiz is a bulldog?
You got something against dogs?
I do when they're drooling on me.
[slurps]
It's a medical condition.
No, no, hey, amigo, we really need you.
Luiz, come on, please, please. We need your help.
Hmm. [slurps] I think I know what to do.
Blu Uh, are you sure this is safe?
Oh, sure. There's nothing to it. [muffled, echoing] Now if something goes wrong, scream really loud. Because I hear too good with this thing on. Hey, Raffie! Get the switch, please.
Don't worry. He's a professional. [grunts]
Blu [gasps]
Now, try not to move! I can't really see out of this thing, either!
BA Blu and Jewel
[gasping]
Blu [gasping] [deep, distorted yelling] [distorted yelling continues]
Whoa!
Blu Whoa...!
A All
[strained grunting]
BA Blu and Jewel
[As he swipes Luiz's drool off his foot] [grunts]
Blu [as he swipes Luiz's drool off his foot]
Ugh! Ew, gross. [gasps] But I'm free. [realizing he's freed from his chain] Jewel! Jewel, we're free! Slimy, but free. Contaminated, probably. But free! You believe it's finally...
[Jewel suddenly flies past him, laughing with joy]
Ha-ha! [whooping]
Blu ...over.
Oh, yeah! Whoo! Wah-hah! Come on, guys, let's go!
What are we standing around for? It's Carnival!
NP Nico, Pedro and Rafael
[whooping, shouting happily]
A All
[whooping, laughing]
[As Blu sadly watches Jewel, Nico, Pedro and Rafael fly around in the sky with joy]
Yep. I know just how you feel. Watchin' 'em up there, makes you want to chase them and grab 'em in your mouth and bite their heads off. Huh? [slurps] [Blu remains silent] Hey, I'm just kiddin', bro. Yeah. Chasin' 'em is plenty.
[laughing]
♪ I'm flying flying just like a bird! ♪
Jewel, but you are a bird.
Ha-ha! This is the spit! [as they arrive at carnival to find Jewel] Yeah, baby! Now I can get my freak on!
Blu Luiz, please! Rescue first, freak later. [gasps] Come on!
All right, guys, I'll fly ahead and look for Jewel. Hello, ladies.
SS Samba School Director
Rebola, rebola, rebola!
Linda! Excuse me. Excuse me. Linda! [gasps] Linda! [speaking Portuguese]
SS Samba School Director
Rebola!
Linda, Linda! You've got to shake your tushy!
No! We don't shake our tushies in Minnesota!
SS Samba School Director
[groans]
SS Samba School Director
Rebola! Rebola!
Hold on, Blu! I'm coming for you!
[gasps]
Meu Deus! [My Gosh!]
Blu Linda! Linda? Wait!
[Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival]
Blu! Blu! We found her!
She's on some, like, weird chicken float.
Blu Let's go get Jewel.
Wait! Blu! Where are you going?
SS Samba School Director
[shouts in Portuguese]
I saw Blu! He's riding on a bulldog!
Blu There they are, that's the float!
Whoo! That float is a crime in itself! Oh!
Blu [grunting]
Blu [grunts] [in the smugglers' float] [quietly]
Hey, Jewel?
Blu I'm gonna let you out of here.
No, no. You can't be here. You have to go. Nigel is...
[Suddenly Nigel attacks Blu and throws him in a cage]
Hello, pretty bird. So kind of you to join our little soiree.
Blu Oh, come on. You really think I came alone? I got three of the roughest, meanest, craziest birds in all of Rio right behind me.
Woo-hoo! You hear that, guys?
[Blu sees that Nigel has replaced Rafael, Nico, & Pedro in a cage nearby]
We're saved! That's right! That's right. That's right.
Uh... I think he means us.
[sighs]
Ah, love. It's such a powerful and stupid thing.
[Chuckles]
Yes! Well done Nigel.
Oh! Oh! Out of the way! Sorry. Wait! Wait!
Whoo-hoo! We actually made it! Hey, Marcel! Can we do this again next year? Please? Please? Could I drive next year, too?
Wait! Come back! [panting] Get in!
[on top of a carnival float]
I don't know how I got up here, but I ain't never comin' down! Ah-ah! Woo-hoo! [starts dancing]
Sorry, Eva, I'm not gonna be home for dinner.
Blu [Rafael, Pedro and Nico soon notice the strap getting hooked onto the fire extinguisher] [grunts]
Blu I'm gonna pop this cage open like a soda can. [grunting as he hits the side of the cage four times to get the fire extinguisher to fall to the ground, popping it open]
Blu Hurry. We gotta help the others.
PB Pretty Bird
I'm a pretty bird, I'm a pretty bird. Who's a pretty bird? I'm a pretty bird. Pretty bird, I'm a pretty bird. [hysterical laugh]
TB Trapped Bird
I'm out! [laughs]
Blu Go! Go! Go!
A All
[yelling and cheering]
[Birds & parrots cheers]
Come on! Come on! We need to get out!
Blu Hey, wait, wait, wait! Wait! [pants]
Um, it's okay. Hey, it's okay. We'll figure this out together. Right? Aah!
[after Blu and Jewel have released all the other caged birds, Nigel attacks Blu]
Let him go!
[Nigel hits Jewel away she falls against the wall of the plane and a cage lands on her wing, bruising and injuring it]
Ow!
Blu Jewel!
Oh, pity. Now we have two useless, birds. [laughing]
[Blu grabs hold of the hose on the fire extinguisher and attaches it to Nigel's leg]
Huh?
Blu Not cool, man. Not cool!
[Blu releases the pressure on the fire extinguisher and Nigel bursts out of the plane] [screaming]
Uh-oh. [screams]
Ahh! We're going down! Huh? Okay, okay.
B Both
Rock, paper, scissors...
Chute! Ha, ha! Hasta la vista, losers!
[Last Words]
Hey! Wait for us! [yelling]
