Jewel
Daddy…
Blu
"Daddy"?
Played by Jesse Eisenberg 
Rio 2 (2014) · 27 quotes
Rio 2 (2014) · 27 quotes
Scenes with Blu
12 scenes Jewel
Blu
Jewel
[after Blu trips, spinning Jewel around]
For a macaw bird from Minnesota, you've got some moves.
Blu
Oh, that wasn't a move, it was an accident… but I accept the compliment.
Jewel
It's great that Rafael can watch the kids.
Blu
Yup. Looks like you're stuck with me all night.
Jewel
You're my one and only, Blu.
Blu
That's a good thing since I'm the only other one. [They press their beaks together as they hug]
Rafael
Hey, you lovebirds, Happy New Year!
Blu
[to Rafael]
Rafi, Where are the...
Rafael
The kids are with Luiz. No worries!
Blu
Uh, worries. Right here.
Blu
[he and Jewel notice Luiz dancing on the dance floor]
Luiz, where are the kids?
Luiz
What? I don't have any kids.
Both
Our kids!
Luiz
Oh, right. I left them with Tiny.
Both
Tiny!?
Luiz
What? She's an excellent babysitter.
Blu
Remember– Birds of blue feathers–
Carla, Tiago and Bia
[reluctantly all together]
–Have to stick together!
Jewel
Unbelievable.
Bia
[inside the kitchen, Blu and the kids are making pancakes]
Did you know that these whole wheat pancakes have twice the vitamins and minerals of regular pancakes?
Blu
And with the blueberries, it's four times as tasty. [flies over to the fridge, opens the door and looks inside] Hey, where are the blueberries?
Tiago
Oh, Dad! Looking for this? [Blu turns to see Tiago standing next to the basket of blueberries on the counter holding one blueberry on his beak]
Blu
Bring it. [Tiago head butts the blueberry to Blu, he then plays with it like it's a soccer ball] It's down to the final minutes. He's got magic in his feet! He shoots! [shoots the blueberry up and it lands on top of the whipped cream on the pancakes] He scores!
Bia and Carla
Goal!
Blu
Goal! Oh, yeah. I got it. I'm good.
Tiago
Heads up, Dad! [starts shooting blueberries at Blu]
Blu
No! [one of them hits him in the head which causes Blu to trip over the frying pan when then flips the pancake in it to toss over in the air and land straight onto Tiago smacking him against the wall]
Tiago
Awesome. [hovers to the window with a pancake draped over him to find Jewel glaring at them] Hi, Mom.
Nico
[flocks of all kinds of different birds are outside of Luiz's garage waiting in line to audition for Nico and Pedro's upcoming Carnival show]
Next!
Kipo
That would be me. Okay, everybody can go home now. You're looking at the next King of Carnival!
Luiz
[flies down to enter the audition]
Hey, big bird. Break a leg.
[Kipo screams and stammers as he slips on Luiz's saliva and crashes across the room] Ooh. Walk it off, buddy!
Luiz
Ooh. Walk it off, buddy.
Eva
(singing)
You can't see it coming. You won't find it anywhere [off-key] Else! [holds note] :[glass shatters due to her loud and strong voice]
Rafael
[clapping his wings]
Oh, Brava! Ha-ha! Brava! Brava! That was amazing! Eva, darling, you hit every note. Huh, guys?
Pedro
Yeah, yeah. Along with a bunch of notes I never heard of.
Eva
[fiercely]
Rafi!
Rafael
Do-Do-Don't Worry. I'll talk to them. We'll find the perfect spot for you.
Nico
[scoffs]
Antarctica maybe.
Eva
You'd better. Ciao, ciao! Bye, boys!
Rafael
I'll see you back at home, my tasty mango!
Nico
[sighs]
None of these acts are inspiring. I'm just not inspired. Carnival is right around the corner and our reputations are on the line.
Pedro
Copy that. We need something that can make us wiggle. Something to make us jiggle. We need something that pops. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. You know what "pop" is spelled backwards? Pop!
Nico
Next.
Nico and Pedro
[Blu screams as he slips on Luiz's saliva and crashes into three paint cans stacked into a triangle]
Blu?
Luiz
(offscreen)
Sorry, bro!
Blu
It's okay, Luiz. Good to see you too!
Pedro
Listen, Blu. We are looking for a singer, a dancer-- the whole package.
Nico
Yeah, and you're more of a mumbler-shuffler. You catch my drift?
Blu
No, no, no, no, no. I'm not here to audition. Uh, I've got news. I am going to the Amazon. [shyly] yay.
Bia
[flies in and reads from her book]
Hey Dad, look at this. Did you know the Amazon has snakes that can swallow you whole?
Blu
Actually, Bia, all those stories are highly exaggerated.
Bia
No, really. Look. [shows Blu her book with the pop-out picture of a snake swallowing something]
Blu
Gah!
Tiago
Oh, that's sick! [grabs the book from Bia and looks at it]
Jewel
Alright, are we ready to go? [notices what Blu is wearing] A fanny pack?
Blu
Yeah. Linda gave it to me. I need it for the GPS. Oh, where's the GPS? [pokes his head inside]
Bia
Hey! [takes her book back from Tiago]
Tiago
[after Nigel, Gabi and Charlie retreated off the boat]
Ahhhhhh!
Jewel
Tiago, stop fooling around!
Tiago
I didn't do anything!
Blu
Tiago Gunderson. Listen to your mother.
Tiago
Oh, man. [sits down and sulks]
Tiago
No way! A bird bath– Wahooo– ha! [slides down a vine into the water while laughing]
Blu
Tiago, caref– Ah!
[water splashes onto Blu] Tiago Jacuzzi.
Roberto
Not again! No more crackers!
Blu
SNAP OUT OF IT!
[Blu brings Roberto back to his senses by slapping him in the face and then grabs his beak]
Roberto
Ah, game over! It's over! Humans! The lights! The lights!! It's over.
Male Spix's Macaw: He's been blabbering like this since we found him.
Roberto
We're all doomed! The loggers are coming and Blu is with them!
Eduardo
Traitor!
Roberto
No! No, Blu is trying to help us.
Jewel
What? By himself?!
Eduardo
Lets evacuate! We're leaving. Let's go. Everyone move out. Go, go, go!
Jewel
[on learning Blu is facing the loggers solo]
Dad, no, not this time. I'm not going with you!
Eduardo
You have to go with me. I will not put my family in danger again.
Jewel
Blu is my family and I'm not leaving him behind!
Blu
[from off-screen]
You don't have to!
Jewel
[touches her beak with his while hugging]
Are you okay?
Blu
[looks to his father-in-law]
Look, Eduardo, I may not be the birdy-lest bird in the flock… but for once, that's a good thing! You know the jungle, I know humans, and I know that together we can stop them. We can't let them take our home. Sure it's hot, loud and filled with creepy bugs, but it's ours. Let's fight for it! Who's with me?
Old Male Bird
I'm with you! [screams as he falls off the branch he was on and lands on the ground with a thud]
Blu
Anybody else?
Eduardo
[before swooping onto the loggers]
Lead the way, Blu.
Blu
[overjoyed at his father-in-law saying his correct name]
Ha! That's my name– Yes! You called me Blu– Yes– I am Blu! [Eduardo clears his throat at him] Oh– right– Birds of blue feathers–
All
[joined by the entire flock]
HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER! [they all swoop in to attack the loggers and frighten them away]
[the loggers began to flee and screaming as one of them gets in the truck and just as he is safe, three more loggers are holding each other, whimpering in fear as one of the macaws sternly pecks on the truck's windows.]
Blu
[during the attack on loggers; Blu chucks out a Swiss army knife with it's screwdriver attachment to Tiago]
Tiago!
Tiago
Now we're talking. [begins opening up a machine panel]
Nigel
Ready, aim, fire!
Nigel
[Charlie shoots the quill which ends up ricocheting off the machine panel three times before it ricochets back to them]
Foiled again!
Tiago
[Blu, Eduardo and Tiago shove a large stick into the machine's engine breaking and damaging it]
We're a great team, Dad!
