Rio 2 2014 quotes

Bia

Hey Dad, look at this. Did you know the Amazon has snakes that can swallow you whole?

Blu

Actually, Bia, all those stories are highly exaggerated.

Bia

No, really. Look. [shows Blu her book with the pop-out picture of a snake swallowing something]

Blu

Gah!

Tiago

Oh, that's sick! [grabs the book from Bia and looks at it]

Jewel

Alright, are we ready to go? [notices what Blu is wearing] A fanny pack?

Blu

Yeah. Linda gave it to me. I need it for the GPS. Oh, where's the GPS? [pokes his head inside]

Bia

Hey! [takes her book back from Tiago]

I have to do everything myself. [Blu flies in and grabs the rope tied to the dynamite on the tree.] Hey! Get away from that!

Nigel

Oh, no! No one steals my scene!

Lollipop?

Blu

Remember– Birds of blue feathers–

–Have to stick together!

Eduardo

Lead the way, Blu.

Blu

Ha! That's my name– Yes! You called me Blu– Yes– I am Blu! [Eduardo clears his throat at him] Oh– right– Birds of blue feathers–

HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER! [they all swoop in to attack the loggers and frighten them away]
[the loggers began to flee and screaming as one of them gets in the truck and just as he is safe, three more loggers are holding each other, whimpering in fear as one of the macaws sternly pecks on the truck's windows.]

Eduardo

I'm a grandpa? Look at me, I'm a grandpa!

Good morning, Jewel!

Oh, no, he didn't.

Jewel

For a macaw bird from Minnesota, you've got some moves.

Blu

Oh, that wasn't a move, it was an accident… but I accept the compliment.

Jewel

It's great that Rafael can watch the kids.

Blu

Yup. Looks like you're stuck with me all night.

Jewel

You're my one and only, Blu.

Blu

That's a good thing since I'm the only other one. [They press their beaks together as they hug]

Hey, you lovebirds, Happy New Year!

Blu

Rafi, Where are the...

The kids are with Luiz. No worries!

Blu

Uh, worries. Right here.

Blu

Luiz, where are the kids?

What? I don't have any kids.

Our kids!

Oh, right. I left them with Tiny.

Tiny!?

What? She's an excellent babysitter.

Jewel

Daddy…

Blu

"Daddy"?

Jewel

Unbelievable.

Bia

Did you know that these whole wheat pancakes have twice the vitamins and minerals of regular pancakes?

Blu

And with the blueberries, it's four times as tasty. [flies over to the fridge, opens the door and looks inside] Hey, where are the blueberries?

Tiago

Oh, Dad! Looking for this? [Blu turns to see Tiago standing next to the basket of blueberries on the counter holding one blueberry on his beak]

Blu

Bring it. [Tiago head butts the blueberry to Blu, he then plays with it like it's a soccer ball] It's down to the final minutes. He's got magic in his feet! He shoots! [shoots the blueberry up and it lands on top of the whipped cream on the pancakes] He scores!

Goal!

Blu

Goal! Oh, yeah. I got it. I'm good.

Tiago

Heads up, Dad! [starts shooting blueberries at Blu]

Blu

No! [one of them hits him in the head which causes Blu to trip over the frying pan when then flips the pancake in it to toss over in the air and land straight onto Tiago smacking him against the wall]

Tiago

Awesome. [hovers to the window with a pancake draped over him to find Jewel glaring at them] Hi, Mom.

Ah, game over! It's over! Humans! The lights! The lights!! It's over.
Male Spix's Macaw: He's been blabbering like this since we found him.

We're all doomed! The loggers are coming and Blu is with them!

Eduardo

Traitor!

No! No, Blu is trying to help us.

Jewel

What? By himself?!

Eduardo

Lets evacuate! We're leaving. Let's go. Everyone move out. Go, go, go!

Jewel

Dad, no, not this time. I'm not going with you!

Eduardo

You have to go with me. I will not put my family in danger again.

Jewel

Blu is my family and I'm not leaving him behind!

Blu

You don't have to!

Jewel

Are you okay?

Blu

Look, Eduardo, I may not be the birdy-lest bird in the flock… but for once, that's a good thing! You know the jungle, I know humans, and I know that together we can stop them. We can't let them take our home. Sure it's hot, loud and filled with creepy bugs, but it's ours. Let's fight for it! Who's with me?

I'm with you! [screams as he falls off the branch he was on and lands on the ground with a thud]

Blu

Anybody else?

Not again! No more crackers!

Blu

SNAP OUT OF IT!
[Blu brings Roberto back to his senses by slapping him in the face and then grabs his beak]

Tiago

Can you sing it again– please?

Tiago

No way! A bird bath– Wahooo– ha! [slides down a vine into the water while laughing]

Blu

Tiago, caref– Ah!
[water splashes onto Blu] Tiago Jacuzzi.

Tiago

Ahhhhhh!

Jewel

Tiago, stop fooling around!

Tiago

I didn't do anything!

Blu

Tiago Gunderson. Listen to your mother.

Tiago

Oh, man. [sits down and sulks]