Anne Hathaway movie quotes

View Quote "Happily Ever After Agency"?

View Quote For a reporter, you sure have a funny way of doing your job.

View Quote You again! What do I have to do, get a restraining order?

View Quote I can't be a princess! I'm waiting for the normal body parts to arrive!

View Quote Me? A...A princess? SHUT...UP!

View Quote Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!

View Quote Jewel: Is there anything else I need to know?
Blu: Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath! Happy?
Linda: You're right. It's not my fault. [She puts on her glasses and lashes out at Tulio] It's your fault...
Tulio: What?
Linda: ...with your little bird talk and that whole "saves the species". Well you know what? SQUAWK, SQUAWKETY, SQUAWK, SQUAWK!!! [realizes what she said; gasps; covers her mouth] I'm sorry, I didn't mean to curse.
Jewel: [she and Blu are running away from Nigel] Aw, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly!
Blu: Actually, there are 40 species of flightless birds.
Jewel: [notices a crate] Duck!
Blu: No, ducks can fly.
Jewel: No, duck! [Blu notices a crate]
Blu: You see, who needs flying?
Jewel: Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... is freedom, and... and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Blu: Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.
Blu: Yeah, sounds great. It's not like we're just throwing ourselves off of a mountain… right?
Rafael: Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Blu: What?!
Rafael: Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA, and if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
Man on glider: No, no, wait, wait! [screams] Mommy!
Rafael: Fun, right?
Blu: Yeah… fun…
Mauro: You 2 are coming with me.
Jewel: In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]
Blu: Yeah! [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak; wipes it off] That was meant for you.
Rafael: Come on, can't we all just get along?
Mauro: This isn't your fight, Big Nose!
[The marmosets laugh, until one bird grabs Mauro's arm and glares at him.]
Spoonbill: You mess with my friends, you mess with me.
Other Birds: AND US!
Pedro: Yeah, little King Kong! [The marmosets and birds have an intense stare-off]
Little Green Bird: [panicky] I don't know what's going on here! [flies off]
Pedro: [battle cry] Birds versus monkeys! [The birds charge in.]
Linda: How do you know?
Fernando: Because I'm... I'm the one who took them.
Linda: You?!
Fernando: I didn't mean to hurt anybody. I needed the money.
Linda: But, Fernando, I trusted you!
Fernando: I know, but– [Before he can finish, Tipa and Armando enter]
Rafael: [flying alongside the trolley, whispering to Blu] Down here! Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes."
Blu: That's good, great idea! [to Jewel; confidently] I have beautiful eyes.
Jewel: Okay...
Jewel: Whoa, whoa, wait. Luiz... is a bulldog?
Luiz: You got something against dogs?
Jewel: I do when they're drooling on me.
Luiz: It's a medical condition.
[As she is happily flying, Jewel notices Blu walking away sadly]
Jewel: Hey, where you going? [Blu ignores her and keeps on walking] Blu? [Blu stops walking] Blu, what's wrong?
Blu: Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest, I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.
Jewel: I...
Nico: [he and Pedro fly down towards them] Hey, birds! Stop yapping and start flapping! Let's go!
Jewel: I... I... I guess I thought maybe...
Blu: What, that you... you'd come to Minnesota? [Jewel just looks at him] Great, I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.
Jewel: No, that's not what I meant.
Blu: Look, Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going.
Jewel: Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly.
Pedro: [to Nico as they watch Blu and Jewel] Awkward…
Rafael: [to Blu and Jewel] Okay, okay. You know what? It's just good. Just clear the air, just be completely honest with each other.
Blu: You want honesty? [to Rafael and Jewel] Fine, fine, I can be honest. I don't belong here. In fact, I never wanted to even come here in the first place. [stammers] And... and... and you know what? I hate samba! [Jewel and Rafael gasps, and Nico starts crying into Pedro's wing]
Pedro: Hey! That's a little too far.
Nico: Make the mean bird take it back!
Blu: Yeah, I said it. Every song sounds exactly the same! [sings] "Tico, taco ya-ya-ya. Tico, taco ya-ya-ya!" [groans] I'm "tico-taco" out of here.
Jewel: [angrily] Fine! See you around, pet! [starts flying away from Blu]
Rafael: No, no! Wait, wait, wait! Come back! You belong together. You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure, they both die at the end, but you get my point! Oh, young love. Always so melodramatic. [to Nico and Pedro] All right, boys. Go after her. [starts flying to Blu] Blu, come back here, come on!
Nigel: [catches Jewel as she is flying] Going somewhere, pretty bird?
Jewel: Oh, yeah! I was just on my way to claw your eyes out! [punches Nigel in the face; Nico and Pedro see Nigel get a hold of Jewel]
Nigel: Temper, temper. Now come along, my dear. We're going to a parade, and everybody loves a parade! [flies away with Jewel]
Jewel: Let go of me!
Pedro: [as he, along with Nico, watch Nigel take Jewel by force] Hey, get back here! Ain't nobody mess with a friend of Pedro. I ain't havin' it! It's on! [starts punching the air]
Nico: What are you... on?! Did you see the talons on that guy?!
Pedro: "Talons"? Maybe, it's on... next time. [he and Nico turn and fly away] RALFIEEEE!
Nico: Blu, help!
Pedro: Help! [cut on Blu walking to Linda, while Rafael starts following him]
Blu: Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't Carnaval that way?
Rafael: I'm not going to Carnaval. No, I'm going home.
Blu: But I thought you loved Carnaval.
Rafael: I do, but I love my family much more, and that's a choice I made with this. [points to Blu's heart] Not with this. [points to Blu's head (or brain)]
Rafael: [Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival] Blu! Blu! We found her!
Pedro: She's on some, like, weird chicken float.
Rafael: Come on!
Blu: Let's go get Jewel.

View Quote Blu: [grunts, pants] Help! Help! Let me out of here! [gasps] Linda!
Linda: Maybe I should...
Tulio: No, no. Give it a chance.
Blu: [gulps] Hello? Whoa! Hello? [gasps] Uh... I come in peace. [gasps] Whoa. [as he sets eyes on Jewel for the first time] She's beautiful. [Blu is mesmerized as she flies towards him] What were they talking about? She's... she's like an angel. An angel who's getting really close... Aah! [suddenly Jewel crashes into him]
Jewel: [to Blu, after she has pinned him down in the bird sanctuary] Quem é você? Quê que você está fazendo aqui?
Blu: [gagging, indistinct babbling]
Jewel: [Blu tries to speak as Jewel is standing on him with one clawed talon holding his throat] Quê?
Blu: You're standing on my throat.
[she gets off him]
Jewel: Oh, you're an American.
Blu: [clears throat] Thanks. I need my throat for talking, so thank you.
Jewel: You look like me.
Blu: Oh. Uh, hi. [clears throat] Hi. My name is Blu. You know, like the cheese. With the mold on it. You know, that smells really bad. [to himself as he realizes what he's just said] That's stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Jewel: All right, come on. We don't have much time.
Blu: [chuckles nervously] Whoa! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. [groans]
Jewel: Are you ready?
Blu: For what? [he suddenly thinks she's referring to them mating] Oh, oh, wow. Uh, okay. [to himself] Confidence. [inhales] Crazy love hawk.
Jewel: All right.
[Blu tries to kiss Jewel]
Blu: [smooching]
Jewel: Whoa. Hey. [She pushes him away] What are you doing?
Blu: What? What... what you wanted me to. But, just for argument's sake, uh, what are... what are you doing?
Jewel: I'm trying to escape.
[She points to the air conditioning vent]
Blu: Oh. Uh, yeah, escape. That-that's where I was going with that thing I just did.
Jewel: Wait. W-w-w-wait. Did you actually think we were going to kiss?
Blu: No. No-no-no-no. It's not what you think.
Jewel: We just met! [squawking]
Linda: Oh, my.
Tulio: I think they need a little help.
Blu: I mean, I know how my feathers look, but I'm not that kind of bird. [just then a disco ball comes down, the lights are dimmed and Lionel Richie's 'Say you, Say me' starts playing]
["Say You Say Me" plays]
Blu: Okay, I had nothing to do with that. But, huh, you have to admit it's actually a pretty good song. [Jewel gives him a look as he starts singing to the music] Yeah, sing it, Lionel. [screams and yells] [grunting]
[Jewel suddenly jumps onto him]
Linda: [Linda watches on the monitor as Blu and Jewel struggle, thinking they're mating] Wow. That was fast.
Tulio: Lionel Richie, works every time. We should probably give them privacy.
Linda: I'm not sure I should leave Blu here alone.
Tulio: Oh, no, no, no. Don't worry. Sylvio will keep an eye on them all night. Besides, he's got Jewel.
Blu: [screaming and grunting] Help me! [grunts]

View Quote Man (on radio): Boa noite, Rio! This is the final countdown to Carnaval! Let's samba.
Sylvio: [hums] Whoo! [humans] Ah! [humming] Huh?
Nigel: [pained chirping]
Sylvio: Aw. Come here, poor little birdie. Aw, It's okay. I got you. I got you. [muffled shouting]
Blu: [groans] Excuse me. Please. I am trying to sleep.
Jewel: [sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry, sleepyhead. I'm trying to escape. [grunting]
Blu: Escape? Why? The cage is awesome.
Jewel: The cage... [laughs] Oh, what was I thinking? I wouldn't expect a pet to understand.
Blu: Pet? Did you just call me a pet? For the record, I am not a pet. I am a companion. And you know what? Do whatever you want, 'cause tomorrow morning, Linda will come for me and this whole nightmare will be over.
Jewel: Incredible. You would rather be with a-a-a human than your own kind.
Blu: Well, that human has given me love and affection for the 15 years, whereas my own kind tried to strangle me after 15 seconds!
Jewel: Yeah, well, because of them, I've lost everything. You can't trust them. [gasps]
Blu: Of course, you can trust humans. [he hears Jewel make a noise]
Jewel: [grunting]
Blu: Jewel? Jewel. [He sees a boy hover over him] Oh. Hi, there. [yells] [A boy named fernando. He puts a bag over Blu's head]
All: [laughter, festive chatter]

View Quote Promise me you will come back.

View Quote The structure's nothing without people's respect for its meaning.

View Quote [to Odysseus] What if we ran? Took your fastest ship, the brightest crew, headed for the horizon. Held hands on deck as we rode west at dusk, chasing the escaping sun. There's a world beyond these walls.

View Quote [Agent 99, handcuffed to the support handle in the backseat of Agent 23's car, kicks his gun out of his hand when he fires at Max]
Agent 23: See, this is your problem! Some men like women who are feminine!
Agent 99: What, I'm not feminine?!
Agent 23: Nooo.
Agent 99: I'M NOT FEMININE?!?!?!
[kicks him in the face, causing him to hit another car]

View Quote Maxwell Smart: I am sorry. Despite today's setback, I will at some point become a field agent. And when that happens, one phone call could take me to the other side of the world. [sighs] Who am I kidding? I'm a middle aged man who's missed the train. You don't deserve this. I don't deserve you. [The camera angle changes to show that he's talking to a dog in a pet store display window] You're so young, so full of life. Don't do it, Fang. Don't love me. [As he starts to walk away, a jogger plows straight into him, and both of them fall down] Oh, dear. Sorry. [He helps her to her feet]
Agent 99: [looks at her watch] Oh, great! That was my last mile. Now I have no idea how fast I was!
Maxwell Smart: Well, you were really moving. Not easy to knock me down. I have a very low center of gravity. Pretty solid.
Agent 99: I'm just gonna call that one a... 4:50.
Maxwell Smart: Impressive. I, uh, once ran a 5:16.
Agent 99: Oh really? That's, uh, slower.
Maxwell Smart: Well, not everything's a competition.
Agent 99: If it were, I'd win.
Maxwell Smart: Ah. Are you flirting with me?
Agent 99: Not at all. Are you flirting with me?
Maxwell Smart: That depends. Is it working? [99 puts her headphones back in her ears]
Agent 99: Not at all. [jogs away]
Maxwell Smart: Well nice meeting you! I admire your focus! [A man comes out of the store wheeling a dolly, and one wheel runs over Max's foot. He screams in pain] Am I invisible?

View Quote [Max and Agent 99 sit down in a Smolensk cafe]
Agent 99: So, how do you know this place?
Maxwell Smart: Well, as an analyst, I like to keep my ears open. It's amazing what you can learn listening to chatter. In fact, Ladislas Krstic loves this place, as do many KAOS agents. Cafe Minsk Pinsk in Smolensk - it doesn't get any better than thinsk. [99 stares at him] See what I just did? I added an "insk" at the end of the word. Made it sound Russian.
Agent 99: [sighs] Should've smacked you harder.
Maxwell Smart: Is that your default setting? Do you just punch people in the face, willy-nilly? "It's Tuesday, I'll punch Max in the face." "Ooh, a box of kittens, time to punch Max in the face." "Oh, I'm having some bread, time to punch Max in the face!"
Agent 99: You know, I love bread, and I know bread has a few carbs, but I've never been afraid of carbs, because it seems like no matter how many I eat, I stay thinsk.

View Quote The truth is… something about you makes me feel calm, or more centered, or something. And I could use that. Obviously.

View Quote Jules: [waves to daughter's friend who hides behind her mom's legs] Hi, Maddie.
Paige: [in a stage whisper] Bipolar!

View Quote Ben: "You're never wrong to do the right thing."
Jules: Who said that, you?
Ben: Yeah. But I'm pretty sure Mark Twain said it first.

View Quote Jewel: Daddy…
Blu: "Daddy"?

View Quote [after Nigel, Gabi and Charlie retreated off the boat]
Tiago: Ahhhhhh!
Jewel: Tiago, stop fooling around!
Tiago: I didn't do anything!
Blu: Tiago Gunderson. Listen to your mother.
Tiago: Oh, man. [sits down and sulks]

View Quote Jewel: [after Blu trips, spinning Jewel around] For a macaw bird from Minnesota, you've got some moves.
Blu: Oh, that wasn't a move, it was an accident… but I accept the compliment.
Jewel: It's great that Rafael can watch the kids.
Blu: Yup. Looks like you're stuck with me all night.
Jewel: You're my one and only, Blu.
Blu: That's a good thing since I'm the only other one. [They press their beaks together as they hug]
Rafael: Hey, you lovebirds, Happy New Year!
Blu: [to Rafael] Rafi, Where are the...
Rafael: The kids are with Luiz. No worries!
Blu: Uh, worries. Right here.
Blu: [he and Jewel notice Luiz dancing on the dance floor] Luiz, where are the kids?
Luiz: What? I don't have any kids.
Both: Our kids!
Luiz: Oh, right. I left them with Tiny.
Both: Tiny!?
Luiz: What? She's an excellent babysitter.

View Quote Selina Kyle: You think this can last? There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us.
Bruce: You sound like you're looking forward to it.
Selina: I'm adaptable.

View Quote Selina: I blow that tunnel open, I'm gone.
Batman: There's more to you than that.
Selina: Sorry I keep letting you down. [pause] Come with me. Save yourself. You don't owe these people any more. You've given them everything.
Batman: Not everything. Not yet.

View Quote [Bruce goes to Selina's place, telling her that Batman wants to meet tonight]
Selina: Mr. Wayne? I'm sorry they took all your money.
Bruce: No you're not.

View Quote I think our house... Our neighborhood... Our whole street... has moved.

View Quote Greg, you only go to church at Christmas, and now you're telling the kids God's looking out for us?

View Quote Grab anything you can use as a weapon.

View Quote There was a time when men were kind. When their voices were soft, and their words inviting. There was a time when love was blind. And the world was a song, and the song was exciting. There was a time...Then it all went wrong. I dreamed a dream in times gone by, when hope was high and life worth living. I dreamed, that love would never die, I dreamed that God would be forgiving. Then I was young and unafraid, and dreams were made and used and wasted. There was no ransom to be paid, no song unsung, no wine untasted. But the tigers come at night with their voices soft as thunder. As they tear your hope apart as they turn your dream to shame. He slept a summer by my side, he filled my days with endless wonder. He took my childhood in his stride, but he was gone when autumn came. And still I dream he'll come to me that we will live the years together. But there are dreams that cannot be, and there are storms we cannot weather. I had a dream my life would be so different from this hell I'm living, so different now from what it seemed. Now life has killed the dream...I dreamed.

View Quote Jean Valjean: How have you come to grief in a place such as this?
Fantine: M'sieur, don't mock me now, I pray. It's hard enough I've lost my pride. You let your foreman send me away - yes, you were there, and turned aside. I never did no wrong
Jean Valjean: Is it true, what I have done? To an innocent soul? Had I only known then...
Fantine: My daughter's close to dying. If there's a God above... He'd let me die instead...
Jean Valjean: In His name my task has just begun, I will see it done!