Bride Wars quotes

View Quote Bridal Store Attendant: You do not alter a Vera to fit you, you alter yourself to fit Vera.

View Quote Liv: [when she notices her hair has been dyed blue, after Emma switched the hair colors] MY HAIR'S BLUE! IT'S BLUE! I have BLUE HAIR! I'm getting married in a week!
Hairdresser: Congratulations.
Liv: In a week! A WEEEEK!!!!

View Quote Marion St. Claire: A wedding marks the first day of the rest of your life. You have been dead until now. Were you aware of that? You're dead right now.
Emma: I understand.
Marion St. Claire: Angela, for example, will die dead.

View Quote Wedding Curator: [to Kate and Liv unknowingly booking their weddings on the same day] Do you want to tell your grooms about this?
Liv and Kate: No.

View Quote [on the phone] Erin, no, I did not sleep with him. Alright, okay, I did actually, once....... twice...... What difference does it make? He was a loser and he was lousy........ You did? Really? I didn't hear..... Two kids! Wow, you guys must have really cute kids..... Uhhh.. yeah tell him I said "Hi" and actually I'm hopping into a cab so I'm gonna give you a call...

View Quote [on the phone] Oh,sweetie, you are my second cousin's best friend, of course you're at the very top of my maid of honor list, honestly..... [looks at list] Carla..... Caitlyn?

View Quote [to Liv] Your wedding will be huge, just like your ass at prom.

View Quote If I were your wedding, I'd be sleeping with one eye op

View Quote It was quite a wedding and as I stood there watching I realized something I'd forgotten a long time ago. Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken. Sometimes you really can find that one person who will stand by you no matter what. Maybe you will find it in a spouse and celebrate it with your dream wedding. But there's also the chance that the one person you can count on for a lifetime, the one person who knows you sometimes better than you know yourself is the same person who's been standing beside you all along.

View Quote They haven't spoken in a week. That's like a century in girl years.