A scene from Get Smart 2008
Maxwell Smart
[Max and Agent 99 are walking down a dirt road, six miles outside Smolensk, at 19:00 hours]

Okay, not to keep dwelling on this, but that was some kiss. How did you know that would work? Have you kissed other men who then plummeted to their deaths? [99 suddenly stops and turns on him]

Agent 99

Okay, okay! You know what, so far our entire "partnership" has consisted of me getting you out of trouble! Do you know why?! It is because you keep leading!!

Maxwell Smart

Well-

Agent 99

So here's how we stop that: I lead now! I'm the one with field experience, and you know nothing!

Maxwell Smart

I beg to differ! [99 starts walking] I looked up your field agent exam, and I scored-

Agent 99

My what?!

Maxwell Smart

Your field agent exam! I scored eight points higher than you did! That is the difference between an A+ and an A-!

Agent 99
[simultaneously]

This is not a classroom! This is real! You are really going to get yourself killed if you don't listen to me!!

Maxwell Smart

....A-! [Beat]

Agent 99

Okay. Okay, you're faced with an assassin. What do you do?

Maxwell Smart

I take out my gun [draws pistol] and I would shoot-[As he brings it up in front of him, 99 grabs it and points it at his head]

Agent 99

You don't have a gun.

Maxwell Smart

I did until you took it-

Agent 99

"Bang!", you're dead!

Maxwell Smart

No, I'm not. [99 lowers it at his heart]

Agent 99

"Bang!", you're dead!

Maxwell Smart

Stop shooting me.

Agent 99

You are dead! [starts pointing it to all over his upper body] Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang bang!

Maxwell Smart
[as she's saying that]

I don't like it when you shoot me! Stop it! Stop shooting me! You've already said I was-[99 sticks Max's gun back into his pants, in the process making an almost sexual advance on him] Hey.

Agent 99
[quietly through gritted teeth]

Throw out your manual. Out here there are no grades. There's only "dead" and "not dead".

Maxwell Smart

You know, I am not completely incompetent without a gun. I am a master in the art of ­Choi Kwang-Do. [99 stops, glaring away from Max. As he warms up, she suddenly spins and backhands him across his face] I was not ready!

Agent 99

That's my point.

Maxwell Smart

You know what-[She slaps him again] Hey! What was that?!

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