Andrew Jacoby She's going to be a handful, isn't she?
You'll never be bored, Andrew.
Queen Clarisse Renaldi
Julie Andrews · 32 quotes
Princess Mia Thermopolis
Anne Hathaway · 28 quotes
Nicholas Devereaux
Chris Pine · 14 quotes
Lily
13 quotes
Joe
Héctor Elizondo · 7 quotes
Security Guard Lionel
Erik Bragg · 5 quotes
Lilly Moscovitz
Heather Matarazzo · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Princess Mia Thermopolis & Queen Clarisse Renaldi (14), Queen Clarisse Renaldi & Nicholas Devereaux (7), Princess Mia Thermopolis & Nicholas Devereaux (7)
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement quotes
Page 1 of 5 Andrew Jacoby Andrew [to Mia]
You chose me and I accepted and a gentleman never backs out of his word. We are going to stand up in church tomorrow and we are going to say I do, and tomorrow you and I will be man and wife, and you will make an amazing Queen of Genovia.
Andrew Uh, thank you. For saving me from doing the proper thing for once in my life. Now all I have to do is tell Mummy.
I have to tell everyone else.
Both
Good luck!
Elsie Kentworth
Keep your eggs sunny side up!
I'd like to tell her what she can do with her eggs, she can--
Lily. Could we have a moment alone?
Elsie It was a ring! [gets smashed into the gate by paparazzi, continues speaking into her mic] A royal proposal has been made.
How do you feel today, my dear
Honstly, Joe? Not that great.
Would you feel better if you called me "Joey"?
No, Joe.
Good
Princess-- then you should know that Nicholas did not set you up at the lake.
You sure?
The maids know everything.
Viscount, you may not be aware of what my job entails as the Royal Head of Security. My job is to protect the crown. To make sure no harm comes to the crown. To step in when someone toys with the crown's emotions.
Viscount Mabrey I think the entire country understands how well you cater for the crown's emotions.
[pause]
If you hurt my girl, you will answer directly to me, and whatever crimes I commit against you, remember, I have diplomatic immunity in 46 countries, including Puerto Rico.
Viscount Mabrey Sir, you will find that the word "fear" is not in my vocabulary!
Perhaps... but it's in your eyes.
[singing to herself while watching Mia and Andrew play badminton]
They're smitten, while playing badminton. Where's my kitten?
Look out your window.
Why? What's going on?
[whistles]
[clears his throat]
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, with hair so fine. Come out your window, climb down the vine.
The feat you ask, dear sir, isn't easy. And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy.
So what does he want?
Well, do you want to?
Yes!
So go!
Do something impulsive for once in your life. You're getting married. Do you want a regular bachelorette party with twelve screaming girls? Or do you want a stroll in the moonlight with your almost Prince Charming?
I loathe you!
I loathe YOU!
I loathed you FIRST!
[Grabs Mia Thermopolis and kisses her]
What are you doing? You can't just kiss people! Particularly engaged people!
You enjoyed it. Do you want to kiss again?
Well I... Stop trying to confuse me!
What's confusing about a kiss?
I know what you're trying to do! You're trying to make me like you so I won't marry Andrew that way you can have the crown!
Maybe I am... or maybe I just like kissing you.
Oh, by the way, I'm getting married!
To who?
I don't know.
[while watching a list of possible husbands, a picture of Prince William appears]
Yes! Oh yes! I, I, I absolutely accept!
Charlotte Kutaway
Prince William. He's not eligible because he's in line for his own crown.
If he's not eligible, why is he included in these pictures?
Charlotte Kutaway
I just love to look at him.
Me too.
Mmm-hmm.
Your majesty!
Next?
Charlotte Kutaway
Antoine Suisson of Paris. Plays the harp. No title, but good family.
What about the title "husband?"
Yeah, he's cute.
His boyfriend thinks he's handsome, also.
Mia and Lilly [together]: Right on.
No matter. Put him on all the invitation lists, he's a divine dancer.
Grandma, I'm so sorry, I- I just need a minute--
No.
I can do this--
No!
I can't do this.
I know. Darling, listen to me, I made my choice: duty to my country over love. Now I have lost the only man I have ever really loved. Don't make the same mistakes I made, make your own mistakes, there'll be plenty of them, believe me. Now you can go back into that church and get married, or you can walk away. Whatever choice you make, let it come from your heart.
I can’t ride side-saddle.
No, no, no, neither could I when I was your age and quite frankly, dear, it is ACUTELY uncomfortable. Herbie is my riding companion, here he is.
Herbie.
It's a wooden leg.
Yes.
That is impressively sneaky, Grandma, did you think of this yourself?
No, it's a centuries old idea, our ancestors know something about being comfortable, right, you just drape your skirt over it and no one suspects a thing!