[while watching a list of possible husbands, a picture of Prince William appears]

Yes! Oh yes! I, I, I absolutely accept!

Prince William. He's not eligible because he's in line for his own crown.

[Disappointed]

Oh.

If he's not eligible, why is he included in these pictures?

I just love to look at him.

Me too.

Mmm-hmm.

Your majesty!

Next?

Antoine Suisson of Paris. Plays the harp. No title, but good family.

What about the title "husband?"

Yeah, he's cute.

His boyfriend thinks he's handsome, also.
Mia and Lilly [together]: Right on.

No matter. Put him on all the invitation lists, he's a divine dancer.