Blu
Help! Help! Let me out of here! [gasps] Linda!
Maybe I should...
Tulio
No, no. Give it a chance.
Blu
Hello? Whoa! Hello? [gasps] Uh... I come in peace. [gasps] Whoa. [as he sets eyes on Jewel for the first time] She's beautiful. [Blu is mesmerized as she flies towards him] What were they talking about? She's... she's like an angel. An angel who's getting really close... Aah! [suddenly Jewel crashes into him]
Jewel
Quem é você? Quê que você está fazendo aqui?
Blu
Jewel
Quê?
Blu
You're standing on my throat.
Jewel
Oh, you're an American.
Blu
Thanks. I need my throat for talking, so thank you.
Jewel
You look like me.
Blu
Oh. Uh, hi. [clears throat] Hi. My name is Blu. You know, like the cheese. With the mold on it. You know, that smells really bad. [to himself as he realizes what he's just said] That's stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Jewel
All right, come on. We don't have much time.
Blu
Whoa! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. [groans]
Jewel
Are you ready?
Blu
For what? [he suddenly thinks she's referring to them mating] Oh, oh, wow. Uh, okay. [to himself] Confidence. [inhales] Crazy love hawk.
Jewel
All right.
Blu
Jewel
Whoa. Hey. [She pushes him away] What are you doing?
Blu
What? What... what you wanted me to. But, just for argument's sake, uh, what are... what are you doing?
Jewel
I'm trying to escape.
Blu
Oh. Uh, yeah, escape. That-that's where I was going with that thing I just did.
Jewel
Wait. W-w-w-wait. Did you actually think we were going to kiss?
Blu
No. No-no-no-no. It's not what you think.
Jewel
We just met! [squawking]
Oh, my.
Tulio
I think they need a little help.
Blu
I mean, I know how my feathers look, but I'm not that kind of bird. [just then a disco ball comes down, the lights are dimmed and Lionel Richie's 'Say you, Say me' starts playing]
Blu
Okay, I had nothing to do with that. But, huh, you have to admit it's actually a pretty good song. [Jewel gives him a look as he starts singing to the music] Yeah, sing it, Lionel. [screams and yells] [grunting]
Wow. That was fast.
Tulio
Lionel Richie, works every time. We should probably give them privacy.
I'm not sure I should leave Blu here alone.
Tulio
Oh, no, no, no. Don't worry. Sylvio will keep an eye on them all night. Besides, he's got Jewel.
Blu
Help me! [grunts]
