Is there anything else I need to know?
Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath! Happy?
You're right. It's not my fault. [She puts on her glasses and lashes out at Tulio] It's your fault...
...with your little bird talk and that whole "saves the species". Well you know what? SQUAWK, SQUAWKETY, SQUAWK, SQUAWK!!! [realizes what she said; gasps; covers her mouth] I'm sorry, I didn't mean to curse.
[she and Blu are running away from Nigel]
Aw, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly!
Actually, there are 40 species of flightless birds.
No, duck! [Blu notices a crate]
You see, who needs flying?
Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... is freedom, and... and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.
Yeah, sounds great. It's not like we're just throwing ourselves off of a mountain… right?
Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA, and if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
No, no, wait, wait! [screams] Mommy!
You 2 are coming with me.
In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]
Yeah! [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak; wipes it off] That was meant for you.
Come on, can't we all just get along?
This isn't your fight, Big Nose!
S Spoonbill
[The marmosets laugh, until one bird grabs Mauro's arm and glares at him.]
You mess with my friends, you mess with me.
Yeah, little King Kong! [The marmosets and birds have an intense stare-off]
LG Little Green Bird
[panicky]
I don't know what's going on here! [flies off]
[battle cry]
Birds versus monkeys! [The birds charge in.]
Fernando Because I'm... I'm the one who took them.
Fernando I didn't mean to hurt anybody. I needed the money.
But, Fernando, I trusted you!
Fernando I know, but– [Before he can finish, Tipa and Armando enter]
[flying alongside the trolley, whispering to Blu]
Down here! Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes."
That's good, great idea! [to Jewel; confidently] I have beautiful eyes.
Whoa, whoa, wait. Luiz... is a bulldog?
You got something against dogs?
I do when they're drooling on me.
It's a medical condition.
[As she is happily flying, Jewel notices Blu walking away sadly]
Hey, where you going? [Blu ignores her and keeps on walking] Blu? [Blu stops walking] Blu, what's wrong?
Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest, I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.
[he and Pedro fly down towards them]
Hey, birds! Stop yapping and start flapping! Let's go!
I... I... I guess I thought maybe...
What, that you... you'd come to Minnesota? [Jewel just looks at him] Great, I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.
No, that's not what I meant.
Look, Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going.
Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly.
[to Nico as they watch Blu and Jewel]
Awkward…
[to Blu and Jewel]
Okay, okay. You know what? It's just good. Just clear the air, just be completely honest with each other.
You want honesty? [to Rafael and Jewel] Fine, fine, I can be honest. I don't belong here. In fact, I never wanted to even come here in the first place. [stammers] And... and... and you know what? I hate samba! [Jewel and Rafael gasps, and Nico starts crying into Pedro's wing]
Hey! That's a little too far.
Make the mean bird take it back!
Yeah, I said it. Every song sounds exactly the same! [sings] "Tico, taco ya-ya-ya. Tico, taco ya-ya-ya!" [groans] I'm "tico-taco" out of here.
[angrily]
Fine! See you around, pet! [starts flying away from Blu]
No, no! Wait, wait, wait! Come back! You belong together. You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure, they both die at the end, but you get my point! Oh, young love. Always so melodramatic. [to Nico and Pedro] All right, boys. Go after her. [starts flying to Blu] Blu, come back here, come on!
[catches Jewel as she is flying]
Going somewhere, pretty bird?
Oh, yeah! I was just on my way to claw your eyes out! [punches Nigel in the face; Nico and Pedro see Nigel get a hold of Jewel]
Temper, temper. Now come along, my dear. We're going to a parade, and everybody loves a parade! [flies away with Jewel]
[as he, along with Nico, watch Nigel take Jewel by force]
Hey, get back here! Ain't nobody mess with a friend of Pedro. I ain't havin' it! It's on! [starts punching the air]
What are you... on?! Did you see the talons on that guy?!
"Talons"? Maybe, it's on... next time. [he and Nico turn and fly away] RALFIEEEE!
Help! [cut on Blu walking to Linda, while Rafael starts following him]
Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't Carnaval that way?
I'm not going to Carnaval. No, I'm going home.
But I thought you loved Carnaval.
I do, but I love my family much more, and that's a choice I made with this. [points to Blu's heart] Not with this. [points to Blu's head (or brain)]
[Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival]
Blu! Blu! We found her!
She's on some, like, weird chicken float.
[Blu chants to himself with fear whilst trapped in a cage]
Okay. Okay. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. Oh, how I wish I was back in my own cage, with my mirror and my swing and my little bell. Oh, how I miss my little bell.
[She drops to the floor of the cage]
What? I don't need to play dead. I'm about to have a heart attack.
[sighs]
Fine. [moans] [gagging] [grunting]
[he fakes a fall and starts twitching]
Stop twitching.
Oh, come on. It's the twitching that sells it.
[First Words]
Come on in, kid.
[a boy places the cage holding Blu and Jewel on the table in front of Marcel] [First Words]
Well, what do you know? Good work, Fernando. You see, boys? What did I tell you about this one?
[First Words]
That you were going to pay him half as much as you said? [Marcel slaps Tipa in the face to shut him up] Ow!
No, you idiot. That he reminds me of myself when I was that age. Sweet, resourceful. Here you go, kid. [he hands the boy some money]
Fernando Hey. This is only half of what you promised me.
Ah, shut up, kid. [takes the cover off the cage to see Blu and Jewel looking dead] What the...? [he picks up Jewel] I thought I told you I needed these birds alive. Tell me, Fernando, does this look alive to you? Huh?
[Jewel bites Marcel's thumb and flies away] [squwaks]
AA Armando and Tipa
[grunts]
[First Words]
Hello, pretty bird. What's the matter? Cockatoo got your throat?
[after Jewel has been caught and placed back in the cage with Blu]
That was your plan-- to take off and leave me? Gee, thanks.
Well, why didn't you follow me?
Uh... [doesn't reply as he's too embarrassed to admit he doesn't fly yet]
The last blue macaws on Earth. [laughs] These are worth a fortune. Hey, Fernando. Hang these up in the other room.
SB Scaredy Bird
Hey, Birdy. Let me out. Let me out! Let me out of here!!!
NB Neurotic Bird
Who's a pretty bird? I'm a pretty bird. Pretty bird. I'm a pretty bird. [laughs] I'm a pretty bird.
B Bat
I was framed! They got the wrong guy!
Fernando Sorry, guys. Nothing personal. So, what's going to happen to them?
Don't worry. We're going to find good homes for them. Now, go home to your mama.
Fernando But I don't have a mama.
Goldfish? Aw. Can we keep him, boss?
No! [he shuts the door in Fernando's face]
[hearing Marcel talking to his men through the door]
So, Marcel, what's really going to happen to those birds?
Ugh! Plucked, stuffed, eaten. Who cares? All I know is we're going to be rich.
Fernando [grunts, groans]
Fernando Lady! American lady!
Ah! Where? [clears throat] Oh!
Fernando [gasps]
Wow. I know where your birds are.
You found Blu? Are you sure? [gasps] It's his!
Let me see that. [babbling] [slurping] Hmm. You're right.
Fernando Come on. Let's go. I'll take you to him.
No, no, no. Linda, Linda, wait. We don't know this boy. We can't trust him.
I have to trust him. I don't have a choice.
Do you think. I am an idiot?
They were two birds, chained together, in a cage. HOW COULD YOU LOSE THEM!
They outsmarted us, boss. But-But don't worry. We'll get them back. I have a plan.
Oh, great. What are you going to do, wander the city calling, "Here, birdie, birdie. Here, birdie"?
Well, anything sounds dumb when you say it like that. [groans]
Okay. We have to get the birds to the airport tonight.
But it's Carnival. All the roads will be blocked by the parade.
And that's why I wanted to go this morning! Nigel! [Nigel flies over onto Marcel's shoulder]
This bird is ten times smarter than the two of you combined.
Yeah, well, if he's so smart, then why don't you put him in charge?
I am putting him in charge.
[to Tipa]
Stop suggesting things!
Go find them nigel. [Nigel flies out of the window in search of Blu and Jewel]
[Nigel flies out of the window in search of Blu and Jewel]
Hmm. If we can't get through the parade. We'll have to be in the parade.
They're starting to close off the streets for Carnival. You better be right, kid, because we're running out of time. [groans] I'll never be able to get my car through this crowd.
Fernando Don't worry, I'm on it.
LA Linda and Tulio
[yelling]
Hey, kid! How'd you get this bike?
Fernando I traded it for your Jeep.
Fernando Yeah, it's in great condition.
Fernando Well, good condition!
Fernando Hey, out of the way!
Fernando Hold on!
LA Linda and Tulio
[shuttered grunting] [screaming]
Ugh. I'm going to chew through my own leg if this doesn't come off soon.
Relax. If I know Luiz, we're right where we wanna be.
Hey, Rafi! If it isn't the king of carnival!
Nico! Pedro! What up, family?
Where you been hidin' yourself, bird?
Man, I thought you were dead.
Hold up! Rewind. [going towards Blu] Ain't that the bird from the cage?
I think our love lessons went down smooth.
You was locked up and now you're rollin' up with a hot wing! Woo! I wanna be like you.
Oh, no, no. It's not what you think. We're just uh... chained together.
Hey, I'm not judging you.
Hey, guys. We're looking for Luiz. Have you seen him?
Yeah, I seen him, but you didn't, 'cause you just missed him. He took the trolley back to the garage.
Relax, baby bird. You could catch the next one.
Yeah, it's time to take it to the next level.
What's wrong with this level?
Come on. This ain't the level. The next level's the level. You got to shake your tail feathers.
Uh, we... we got to get this chain off first.
Come on, lovebirds. You're in Rio. You should enjoy it!
Ah. Ooh. Hmm? [laughs] We got 'em.
Fernando Come on. Follow me.
Fernando What? But... the birds were here.
Yeah, sure they were, kid.
Fernando I swear! The birds were right here.
Fernando Because I'm-- I'm the one who took them.
Fernando I-I... I didn't mean to hurt anybody... I needed the money.
But Fernando, I trusted you!
Fernando I know, but-- [Before he can finish Tipa and Armando enter]
[chuckling]
Oh, man, that's good.
Fernando Hey, guys.
Fernando I just wanted to see if... you had any work for me.
Well, if you were here two hours ago, and you've could've helped us load the... Ow! What?
Fernando So, wh-why are you guys dressed for Carnival?
So no one will notice us when we smuggle these b... Ow!
[quietly]
We made a float.
Fernando Oh. Oh, a-a float. So, you guys are going to the parade. Can I come? I'm a great dancer.
Can he come? Come on, please? Three's better than two?
Fernando [grunting]
[groans]
Oh, fine. We got to hurry, though.
Fernando [gasps]
Whoa. I almost forget. I thought it was right here. [grunting] Ah, there it is. Huh. Got it. [chuckles] Let's go.
Fernando Whew!
Can he ride on the plane with us, too? Ow!
No. We can't let them get on that plane.
You can drive a motorcycle, right?
LA Linda and Tulio
[gasps]
Ow... No, I can't... drive a motorcycle. [distorted yelling]
Whoa! It's just like riding a snowmobile! [chuckles]
LM Lead Marmoset
[whimpers]
Papa?
[squeaky]
Oh, no, let me go!
[grabs hold of a tiny green bird]
Stop your chirping and talk to me!
No! No! No! I don't know anything! Help!
Mmm... when I bite down on your head, will it go pop? Or will it go crack? [he squeezes hard on the little green birds head] Where are the cerulean birds? That means blue, by the way.
[gasps]
They escaped! Went to Luiz.
(Smiles)
They said you were very nice.
Hmm, did they? Well, liar.
[Nigel throws the little green bird and it hits the lead marmoset in the head]
Never send a monkey to do a bird's job. [squawks]
