MO Man (on radio)
Boa noite, Rio! This is the final countdown to Carnaval! Let's samba.
S Sylvio
[hums]
Whoo! [humans] Ah! [humming] Huh?
S Sylvio
Aw. Come here, poor little birdie. Aw, It's okay. I got you. I got you. [muffled shouting]
[groans]
Excuse me. Please. I am trying to sleep.
[sarcastically]
Oh, I'm sorry, sleepyhead. I'm trying to escape. [grunting]
Escape? Why? The cage is awesome.
The cage... [laughs] Oh, what was I thinking? I wouldn't expect a pet to understand.
Pet? Did you just call me a pet? For the record, I am not a pet. I am a companion. And you know what? Do whatever you want, 'cause tomorrow morning, Linda will come for me and this whole nightmare will be over.
Incredible. You would rather be with a-a-a human than your own kind.
Well, that human has given me love and affection for the 15 years, whereas my own kind tried to strangle me after 15 seconds!
Yeah, well, because of them, I've lost everything. You can't trust them. [gasps]
Of course, you can trust humans. [he hears Jewel make a noise]
Jewel? Jewel. [He sees a boy hover over him] Oh. Hi, there. [yells] [A boy named fernando. He puts a bag over Blu's head]
A All
[laughter, festive chatter]
Not cool, man! Scary, but not cool. Hey, are you okay?
[She starts throwing herself at the cage bars]
No, I am definitely not okay!
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. What are you doing?
Getting out of here. [grunts]
Are you going to help me or what?
Actually, all the survival guides say to sit and wait... Ow! ...and help will come.
[She throws herself more violently at the cage]
Whoa!
We are on our own, and if we just sit here, we're going to die!
M Men
[Sportscast plays in Portuguese]
No!
Nigel, get out of the way!
[as Jewel is continuing to throw herself around the cage]
Stop, stop. Why don't you just open the door? [he slides open the cage door with his beak]
[panting]
Are you kidding me?
What? It's just a standard flip slide bolt. Just rotate...
Come on! Let's fly! [screams] [Jewel flies out of the cage and grabs hold of Blu, but Blu grabs the cage with his beak] What are you doing?
[Marcel's men open the door to catch them in the act of escaping and Blu lets go of the cage] [gasps]
[gasps]
Whoa! I can't fly!
[they both fall onto a washline and start sliding across it]
You couldn't tell me this before now?
It didn't matter before now! [muffled grunting]
JA Jewel and Blu
[they crash into a wall] [holler, grunt]
[after they crash land to the ground]
Is there anything else I need to know?
Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak. And once in a while, I pee in the birdbath. Happy?
We got to get out of here!
Move! Come on, just move! Move!
JA Jewel and Blu
[gasping and grunting]
[as they're trying to get away from Marcel's men]
Wait. Wait. Listen to me. Flying may not be my thing, but walking is. Follow my lead. Inside leg, outside leg. [he starts leading the way walking]
Yeah. Yeah, okay. I got it.
Inside, outside, inside, outside!
JA Jewel and Blu
[panting]
[Jewel and Blu are running away from Nigel] [as they are running away from Marcel's men] [panting] [she and Blu are running away from Nigel]
Oh, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly.
Actually, there are about 40 species of flightless birds.
[notices a box]
Duck!
Blu No, ducks can fly.
[notices a crate]
No! Duck! [referring to them ducking under a cart they're about to encounter]
JA Jewel and Blu
[hollering]
M Man
[speaking Portuguese on TV]
[groaning]
Get out of here, you putrid poultry! [groans] Ahh! Ow! Ah!
Ha-ha! This is the spit! [as they arrive at carnival to find Jewel] Yeah, baby! Now I can get my freak on!
Luiz, please! Rescue first, freak later. [gasps] Come on!
All right, guys, I'll fly ahead and look for Jewel. Hello, ladies.
SS Samba School Director
Rebola, rebola, rebola!
Linda! Excuse me. Excuse me. Linda! [gasps] Linda! [speaking Portuguese]
SS Samba School Director
Rebola!
Linda, Linda! You've got to shake your tushy!
No! We don't shake our tushies in Minnesota!
SS Samba School Director
[groans]
SS Samba School Director
Rebola! Rebola!
Hold on, Blu! I'm coming for you!
[gasps]
Meu Deus! [My Gosh!]
[Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival]
Blu! Blu! We found her!
She's on some, like, weird chicken float.
Wait! Blu! Where are you going?
SS Samba School Director
[shouts in Portuguese]
I saw Blu! He's riding on a bulldog!
There they are, that's the float!
Whoo! That float is a crime in itself! Oh!
M Man
[shouting in Portuguese]
[grunts] [in the smugglers' float] [quietly]
Hey, Jewel?
I'm gonna let you out of here.
No, no. You can't be here. You have to go. Nigel is...
[Suddenly Nigel attacks Blu and throws him in a cage]
Hello, pretty bird. So kind of you to join our little soiree.
Oh, come on. You really think I came alone? I got three of the roughest, meanest, craziest birds in all of Rio right behind me.
Woo-hoo! You hear that, guys?
[Blu sees that Nigel has replaced Rafael, Nico, & Pedro in a cage nearby]
We're saved! That's right! That's right. That's right.
Uh... I think he means us.
[sighs]
Ah, love. It's such a powerful and stupid thing.
[Chuckles]
Yes! Well done Nigel.
Oh! Oh! Out of the way! Sorry. Wait! Wait!
Whoo-hoo! We actually made it! Hey, Marcel! Can we do this again next year? Please? Please? Could I drive next year, too?
Wait! Come back! [panting] Get in!
[on top of a carnival float]
I don't know how I got up here, but I ain't never comin' down! Ah-ah! Woo-hoo! [starts dancing]
