[Blu chants to himself with fear whilst trapped in a cage]
Okay. Okay. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. Oh, how I wish I was back in my own cage, with my mirror and my swing and my little bell. Oh, how I miss my little bell.
[She drops to the floor of the cage]
What? I don't need to play dead. I'm about to have a heart attack.
[sighs]
Fine. [moans] [gagging] [grunting]
[he fakes a fall and starts twitching]
Stop twitching.
Oh, come on. It's the twitching that sells it.
[First Words]
Come on in, kid.
[a boy places the cage holding Blu and Jewel on the table in front of Marcel] [First Words]
Well, what do you know? Good work, Fernando. You see, boys? What did I tell you about this one?
Tipa [First Words]
That you were going to pay him half as much as you said? [Marcel slaps Tipa in the face to shut him up] Ow!
No, you idiot. That he reminds me of myself when I was that age. Sweet, resourceful. Here you go, kid. [he hands the boy some money]
Hey. This is only half of what you promised me.
Ah, shut up, kid. [takes the cover off the cage to see Blu and Jewel looking dead] What the...? [he picks up Jewel] I thought I told you I needed these birds alive. Tell me, Fernando, does this look alive to you? Huh?
[Jewel bites Marcel's thumb and flies away] [squwaks]
AA Armando and Tipa
[grunts]
[First Words]
Hello, pretty bird. What's the matter? Cockatoo got your throat?
Tipa [gasping]
[after Jewel has been caught and placed back in the cage with Blu]
That was your plan-- to take off and leave me? Gee, thanks.
Well, why didn't you follow me?
Uh... [doesn't reply as he's too embarrassed to admit he doesn't fly yet]
Tipa Yeah, nice work, Nigel.
The last blue macaws on Earth. [laughs] These are worth a fortune. Hey, Fernando. Hang these up in the other room.
SB Scaredy Bird
Hey, Birdy. Let me out. Let me out! Let me out of here!!!
NB Neurotic Bird
Who's a pretty bird? I'm a pretty bird. Pretty bird. I'm a pretty bird. [laughs] I'm a pretty bird.
B Bat
I was framed! They got the wrong guy!
Sorry, guys. Nothing personal. So, what's going to happen to them?
Don't worry. We're going to find good homes for them. Now, go home to your mama.
Tipa Goldfish? Aw. Can we keep him, boss?
No! [he shuts the door in Fernando's face]
Tipa [hearing Marcel talking to his men through the door]
So, Marcel, what's really going to happen to those birds?
Ugh! Plucked, stuffed, eaten. Who cares? All I know is we're going to be rich.
A Announcer
[speaking Portuguese]
Come on! The game's starting.
Yes, you were very clear. Tomorrow, or the deal is off. Of course I have both the macaws. Yes, I will deliver them myself. Goodbye. All right, you two. You load the truck tonight. First thing, in the morning, we bring those birds to the airport. You got it?
Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, uh-huh.
Tipa Oh, yeah. All right. Heard you.
Oh. And one of you feed Nigel.
M Men
[gulp]
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Tipa Yes!
Uh-uh. Scissors cuts rock.
Tipa Oh, man. How come you always win? [nervous grunting] Nice birdie. [whimpering] Yeah, here you go.
Tipa Aah!
Tipa [sighs, grunts]
Ugh! Cannibal.
[trapped in their cage in a room full of the other trapped animals]
Okay, pull it together. The key is not to panic.
I wasn't talking to you; I was talking to me. But it's okay, because any minute now, Linda will find us.
Oh, great. And then she'll stick us behind another set of bars, right?
Look, pet, cages might work for you, but I don't want to belong to anyone.
[smacking lips]
Something seems to be lodged in my beak. Would you mind?
[jumping onto the cage Blu and Jewel are being held in]
Oh, I know I'm not a pretty birdie, but I used to be quite a looker. A star. Lights, camera, action.
["Pretty Bird" plays] [grunts]
Sweet nightmares. [laughing] [laughs wickedly and flies away]
Not cool, man! Scary, but not cool. Hey, are you okay?
[She starts throwing herself at the cage bars]
No, I am definitely not okay!
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. What are you doing?
Getting out of here. [grunts]
Are you going to help me or what?
Actually, all the survival guides say to sit and wait... Ow! ...and help will come.
[She throws herself more violently at the cage]
Whoa!
We are on our own, and if we just sit here, we're going to die!
M Men
[Sportscast plays in Portuguese]
No!
Tipa Nigel, get out of the way!
[as Jewel is continuing to throw herself around the cage]
Stop, stop. Why don't you just open the door? [he slides open the cage door with his beak]
[panting]
Are you kidding me?
What? It's just a standard flip slide bolt. Just rotate...
Come on! Let's fly! [screams] [Jewel flies out of the cage and grabs hold of Blu, but Blu grabs the cage with his beak] What are you doing?
[Marcel's men open the door to catch them in the act of escaping and Blu lets go of the cage] [gasps]
[gasps]
Whoa! I can't fly!
[they both fall onto a washline and start sliding across it]
You couldn't tell me this before now?
It didn't matter before now! [muffled grunting]
JA Jewel and Blu
[they crash into a wall] [holler, grunt]
[after they crash land to the ground]
Is there anything else I need to know?
Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak. And once in a while, I pee in the birdbath. Happy?
We got to get out of here!
Move! Come on, just move! Move!
JA Jewel and Blu
[gasping and grunting]
[as they're trying to get away from Marcel's men]
Wait. Wait. Listen to me. Flying may not be my thing, but walking is. Follow my lead. Inside leg, outside leg. [he starts leading the way walking]
Yeah. Yeah, okay. I got it.
Inside, outside, inside, outside!
Tipa Huh? Yes! Yes!
Tipa Ow!
JA Jewel and Blu
[panting]
[Jewel and Blu are running away from Nigel] [as they are running away from Marcel's men] [panting] [she and Blu are running away from Nigel]
Oh, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly.
Actually, there are about 40 species of flightless birds.
[notices a box]
Duck!
Blu No, ducks can fly.
[notices a crate]
No! Duck! [referring to them ducking under a cart they're about to encounter]
JA Jewel and Blu
[hollering]
[speaking Portuguese on TV]
[groaning]
Get out of here, you putrid poultry! [groans] Ahh! Ow! Ah!
Ah! Where? [clears throat] Oh!
[gasps]
Wow. I know where your birds are.
You found Blu? Are you sure? [gasps] It's his!
Let me see that. [babbling] [slurping] Hmm. You're right.
Come on. Let's go. I'll take you to him.
No, no, no. Linda, Linda, wait. We don't know this boy. We can't trust him.
I have to trust him. I don't have a choice.
Do you think. I am an idiot?
Tipa Uh...
They were two birds, chained together, in a cage. HOW COULD YOU LOSE THEM!
Tipa They outsmarted us, boss. But-But don't worry. We'll get them back. I have a plan.
Oh, great. What are you going to do, wander the city calling, "Here, birdie, birdie. Here, birdie"?
Tipa Well, anything sounds dumb when you say it like that. [groans]
Okay. We have to get the birds to the airport tonight.
Tipa But it's Carnival. All the roads will be blocked by the parade.
And that's why I wanted to go this morning! Nigel! [Nigel flies over onto Marcel's shoulder]
This bird is ten times smarter than the two of you combined.
Tipa Yeah, well, if he's so smart, then why don't you put him in charge?
I am putting him in charge.
[to Tipa]
Stop suggesting things!
Go find them nigel. [Nigel flies out of the window in search of Blu and Jewel]
Tipa [gasps]
[Nigel flies out of the window in search of Blu and Jewel]
Hmm. If we can't get through the parade. We'll have to be in the parade.
What? But... the birds were here.
Yeah, sure they were, kid.
I swear! The birds were right here.
Because I'm-- I'm the one who took them.
I-I... I didn't mean to hurt anybody... I needed the money.
But Fernando, I trusted you!
I know, but-- [Before he can finish Tipa and Armando enter]
Tipa [chuckling]
Oh, man, that's good.
I just wanted to see if... you had any work for me.
Tipa Well, if you were here two hours ago, and you've could've helped us load the... Ow! What?
So, wh-why are you guys dressed for Carnival?
Tipa So no one will notice us when we smuggle these b... Ow!
Tipa [quietly]
We made a float.
Oh. Oh, a-a float. So, you guys are going to the parade. Can I come? I'm a great dancer.
Tipa Can he come? Come on, please? Three's better than two?
[groans]
Oh, fine. We got to hurry, though.
Tipa Whoa. I almost forget. I thought it was right here. [grunting] Ah, there it is. Huh. Got it. [chuckles] Let's go.
Tipa Can he ride on the plane with us, too? Ow!
No. We can't let them get on that plane.
You can drive a motorcycle, right?
LA Linda and Tulio
[gasps]
Ow... No, I can't... drive a motorcycle. [distorted yelling]
Whoa! It's just like riding a snowmobile! [chuckles]
LM Lead Marmoset
[whimpers]
Papa?
[squeaky]
Oh, no, let me go!
[grabs hold of a tiny green bird]
Stop your chirping and talk to me!
No! No! No! I don't know anything! Help!
Mmm... when I bite down on your head, will it go pop? Or will it go crack? [he squeezes hard on the little green birds head] Where are the cerulean birds? That means blue, by the way.
[gasps]
They escaped! Went to Luiz.
(Smiles)
They said you were very nice.
Hmm, did they? Well, liar.
[Nigel throws the little green bird and it hits the lead marmoset in the head]
Never send a monkey to do a bird's job. [squawks]
Come on, come on, come on. Where are these guys? [laughs]Yes! Nice! Very nice.
Tipa [calls]
Marcel! Yoo-hoo! Marcel! [clucking like a chicken]
Tipa We're a chicken! Cluck, cluck! [chuckling, laughing](He dresses up as egg) Come on, Fernando, dance! [clucking]
Excuse me. Um... [clears throat] Coming through. Watch your feet.
GG Gate Guard
Go ahead. Come in. Wait. Stop, please. Performers only.
Huh? [gasps softy] [chuckles quietly] Wow! [dressed in a macaw costume; looks in a mirror and makes bird noises] Cyanopsitta Spixi. [squawking] Oh! Oh! [squawking]
Oh! [nervous chuckle] Linda. I was just, uh...
["Say You, Say Me" plays]
I look ridiculous, don't I?
[giggles]
Oh! The parade, it's about to start.
GG Gate Guard
Okay. Boa noite. Go ahead.
[whispers]
Okay, just follow my lead. Act naturally. [squawking]
LA Linda and Tulio
[squawking] [squawking continues]
SS Samba School Director
[speaking Portuguese]
What? W-Wait, wait, no, no, no. I am looking for a blue bird. B-Birdo?
SS Samba School Director
Que e que e "birdo"?
SS Samba School Director
[continues in Portuguese]
Oh. Okay. Wait! What are you doing? Tulio! Hey! Let me out!
[squawking] [coughing]
Whoa, whoa!
Tulio! [gasps] Oh... this is not good. This is not good. This is... Cheese and sprinkles.
C Crowd
[singing samba song, percussion dress up parade booming]
Okay, you can bring me down now! I think we're done here!
Tipa [In rhythm]
Hey! Hey! [grunting in rhythm]
Tipa Ha-ha! I think they like my moves! Ha-ha! Hey. Keep dancing egg-boy!
You'll never find him. He's already gone.
Oh, I don't need to find him. He'll find you.
Ha-ha! This is the spit! [as they arrive at carnival to find Jewel] Yeah, baby! Now I can get my freak on!
Luiz, please! Rescue first, freak later. [gasps] Come on!
All right, guys, I'll fly ahead and look for Jewel. Hello, ladies.
SS Samba School Director
Rebola, rebola, rebola!
Linda! Excuse me. Excuse me. Linda! [gasps] Linda! [speaking Portuguese]
SS Samba School Director
Rebola!
Linda, Linda! You've got to shake your tushy!
No! We don't shake our tushies in Minnesota!
SS Samba School Director
[groans]
SS Samba School Director
Rebola! Rebola!
Hold on, Blu! I'm coming for you!
[gasps]
Meu Deus! [My Gosh!]
[Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival]
Blu! Blu! We found her!
She's on some, like, weird chicken float.
Wait! Blu! Where are you going?
SS Samba School Director
[shouts in Portuguese]
I saw Blu! He's riding on a bulldog!
There they are, that's the float!
Whoo! That float is a crime in itself! Oh!
[grunts] [in the smugglers' float] [quietly]
Hey, Jewel?
I'm gonna let you out of here.
No, no. You can't be here. You have to go. Nigel is...
[Suddenly Nigel attacks Blu and throws him in a cage]
Hello, pretty bird. So kind of you to join our little soiree.
Oh, come on. You really think I came alone? I got three of the roughest, meanest, craziest birds in all of Rio right behind me.
Woo-hoo! You hear that, guys?
[Blu sees that Nigel has replaced Rafael, Nico, & Pedro in a cage nearby]
We're saved! That's right! That's right. That's right.
Uh... I think he means us.
[sighs]
Ah, love. It's such a powerful and stupid thing.
[Chuckles]
Yes! Well done Nigel.
Oh! Oh! Out of the way! Sorry. Wait! Wait!
Tipa Whoo-hoo! We actually made it! Hey, Marcel! Can we do this again next year? Please? Please? Could I drive next year, too?
Wait! Come back! [panting] Get in!
[on top of a carnival float]
I don't know how I got up here, but I ain't never comin' down! Ah-ah! Woo-hoo! [starts dancing]
Tipa [to a guilty Fernando as he gives the cage with Rafael, Pedro and Nico in it to him]
Come on, kid.
[to Blu and Jewel]
I'm gonna get you guys out of here. [gasps when Nigel comes down and screeches at him]
What do you think you're doing?
You shouldn't have done that. [Fernando looks sadly back at Jewel as Marcel drags him away, then bites him on the hand to escape] Now, come on. [grunts] Ow! [groans]
[to Armando]
Just forget him. Get the birds!
[The parade float crashes thru the barb wired gates]
Ahh! Watch out!
Tipa Yes, we did it! Ha, ha! We're the best! Ha, ha.
[spots the scarlet macaw parade float in front of them]
Is that. A float?
Tipa Wow! Look at the detail on that thing.
[to Tipa]
Pull up, you idiot! Pull up!
A All
[The plane pulls up as they all scream in which the Plane damages the sun part of the scarlet macaw parade float] [screaming]
[screams]
Linda [sobbing]: Blu! Blu! Oh, Blu. [sobbing continues]
Sorry, Eva, I'm not gonna be home for dinner.
[Rafael, Pedro and Nico soon notice the strap getting hooked onto the fire extinguisher] [grunts]
I'm gonna pop this cage open like a soda can. [grunting as he hits the side of the cage four times to get the fire extinguisher to fall to the ground, popping it open]
Hurry. We gotta help the others.
PB Pretty Bird
I'm a pretty bird, I'm a pretty bird. Who's a pretty bird? I'm a pretty bird. Pretty bird, I'm a pretty bird. [hysterical laugh]
TB Trapped Bird
I'm out! [laughs]
A All
[yelling and cheering]
[Birds & parrots cheers]
Come on! Come on! We need to get out!
Hey, wait, wait, wait! Wait! [pants]
Um, it's okay. Hey, it's okay. We'll figure this out together. Right? Aah!
[after Blu and Jewel have released all the other caged birds, Nigel attacks Blu]
Let him go!
[Nigel hits Jewel away she falls against the wall of the plane and a cage lands on her wing, bruising and injuring it]
Ow!
Oh, pity. Now we have two useless, birds. [laughing]
[Blu grabs hold of the hose on the fire extinguisher and attaches it to Nigel's leg]
Huh?
[Blu releases the pressure on the fire extinguisher and Nigel bursts out of the plane] [screaming]
Uh-oh. [screams]
Tipa Ahh! We're going down! Huh? Okay, okay.
B Both
Rock, paper, scissors...
Chute! Ha, ha! Hasta la vista, losers!
[Last Words]
Hey! Wait for us! [yelling]
Tipa [Last Words]
Cannonball!
[Blu jumps out out of the plane and grabs hold of Jewel in the air]
Aah!
Blu! You're crazy! What are you doing?
I'm not gonna let you go! We're chained to each other birds, remember?
[Jewel kisses Blu, heartbeat heard]
Blu, you're flying!
Yeah! Woo-hoo! I'm flying! I'm really flying! You're right! I'm not an ostrich! I'm not an ostrich!
Whoa! Wh-wh-wh-whoa! [chuckles]
Tipa [Whimpers]
[Groans Last Words]
Idiots.
