Jeffrey Garcia movie quotes

View Quote Blu: [Blu chants to himself with fear whilst trapped in a cage] Okay. Okay. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. Oh, how I wish I was back in my own cage, with my mirror and my swing and my little bell. Oh, how I miss my little bell.
Jewel: Shh! Play dead.
[She drops to the floor of the cage]
Blu: What? I don't need to play dead. I'm about to have a heart attack.
Jewel: Just do it!
Blu: [sighs] Fine. [moans] [gagging] [grunting]
[he fakes a fall and starts twitching]
Jewel: Stop twitching.
Blu: Oh, come on. It's the twitching that sells it.
Jewel: Shh!
Armando: [First Words] Come on in, kid.
Marcel: [a boy places the cage holding Blu and Jewel on the table in front of Marcel][First Words] Well, what do you know? Good work, Fernando. You see, boys? What did I tell you about this one?
Tipa: [First Words] That you were going to pay him half as much as you said? [Marcel slaps Tipa in the face to shut him up] Ow!
Marcel: No, you idiot. That he reminds me of myself when I was that age. Sweet, resourceful. Here you go, kid. [he hands the boy some money]
Fernando: Hey. This is only half of what you promised me.
Marcel: Ah, shut up, kid. [takes the cover off the cage to see Blu and Jewel looking dead] What the...? [he picks up Jewel] I thought I told you I needed these birds alive. Tell me, Fernando, does this look alive to you? Huh?
[Jewel bites Marcel's thumb and flies away]
Jewel: [squwaks]
Marcel: [screams] Get her!
Armando: Come over here!
Armando and Tipa: [grunts]
Blu: Jewel!
Jewel: [panting]
Marcel: Come here!
Jewel: [pants, screams]
Nigel: [First Words] Hello, pretty bird. What's the matter? Cockatoo got your throat?
Marcel: Nigel! Alive.
Nigel: To be continued.
Tipa: [gasping]
Jewel: [groans, sighs]
Blu: [after Jewel has been caught and placed back in the cage with Blu] That was your plan-- to take off and leave me? Gee, thanks.
Jewel: Well, why didn't you follow me?
Blu: Uh... [doesn't reply as he's too embarrassed to admit he doesn't fly yet]
Marcel: Nice work, Nigel.
Tipa: Yeah, nice work, Nigel.
Marcel: The last blue macaws on Earth. [laughs] These are worth a fortune. Hey, Fernando. Hang these up in the other room.
Scaredy Bird: Hey, Birdy. Let me out. Let me out! Let me out of here!!!
Neurotic Bird: Who's a pretty bird? I'm a pretty bird. Pretty bird. I'm a pretty bird. [laughs] I'm a pretty bird.
Bat: I was framed! They got the wrong guy!
Fernando: Sorry, guys. Nothing personal. So, what's going to happen to them?
Marcel: Don't worry. We're going to find good homes for them. Now, go home to your mama.
Fernando: But I don't have a mama.
Marcel: Father?
Armando: Brother?
Tipa: Goldfish? Aw. Can we keep him, boss?
Marcel: No! [he shuts the door in Fernando's face]
Tipa: [hearing Marcel talking to his men through the door] So, Marcel, what's really going to happen to those birds?
Marcel: Ugh! Plucked, stuffed, eaten. Who cares? All I know is we're going to be rich.
All: [evilly laughing]
Armando: We're gonna be rich!
Fernando: [grunts, groans]

View Quote Announcer: [speaking Portuguese]
Armando: Come on! The game's starting.
Marcel: Yes, you were very clear. Tomorrow, or the deal is off. Of course I have both the macaws. Yes, I will deliver them myself. Goodbye. All right, you two. You load the truck tonight. First thing, in the morning, we bring those birds to the airport. You got it?
Armando: Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, uh-huh.
Tipa: Oh, yeah. All right. Heard you.
Marcel: Oh. And one of you feed Nigel.
Men: [gulp] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Tipa: Yes!
Armando: Uh-uh. Scissors cuts rock.
Tipa: Oh, man. How come you always win? [nervous grunting] Nice birdie. [whimpering] Yeah, here you go.
Nigel: [shrieks]
Tipa: Aah!
Armando: [gasps]
Tipa: [sighs, grunts] Ugh! Cannibal.
Blu: [trapped in their cage in a room full of the other trapped animals] Okay, pull it together. The key is not to panic.
Jewel: I'm not panicking.
Blu: I wasn't talking to you; I was talking to me. But it's okay, because any minute now, Linda will find us.
Jewel: Oh, great. And then she'll stick us behind another set of bars, right?
Blu: Yeah. Uh, I mean, no.
Jewel: Look, pet, cages might work for you, but I don't want to belong to anyone.
Birds: [gasping]
Nigel: [smacking lips] Something seems to be lodged in my beak. Would you mind?
Bird: [whimpering] [screams]
Nigel: [laughing]
Blu: [grunts] Ow!
Nigel: [jumping onto the cage Blu and Jewel are being held in] Oh, I know I'm not a pretty birdie, but I used to be quite a looker. A star. Lights, camera, action.
["Pretty Bird" plays]
Jewel: [grunts]
Blu: Hey!
Nigel: Sweet nightmares. [laughing] [laughs wickedly and flies away]

View Quote Blu: Not cool, man! Scary, but not cool. Hey, are you okay?
[She starts throwing herself at the cage bars]
Jewel: No, I am definitely not okay!
Blu: Whoa! Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. What are you doing?
Jewel: Getting out of here. [grunts]
Blu: Whoa!
Jewel: Are you going to help me or what?
Blu: Actually, all the survival guides say to sit and wait... Ow! ...and help will come.
Jewel: No one is coming!
[She throws herself more violently at the cage]
Blu: Whoa!
Jewel: We are on our own, and if we just sit here, we're going to die!
Blu: [screams]
Men: Yes! Yes! Yes!
[Sportscast plays in Portuguese]
Men: No!
Tipa: Nigel, get out of the way!
Nigel: [squawks]
Armando: Yeah! Hold on!
Jewel: [grunting]
Blu: [as Jewel is continuing to throw herself around the cage] Stop, stop. Why don't you just open the door? [he slides open the cage door with his beak]
Jewel: [panting] Are you kidding me?
Blu: What? It's just a standard flip slide bolt. Just rotate...
Jewel: Come on! Let's fly! [screams] [Jewel flies out of the cage and grabs hold of Blu, but Blu grabs the cage with his beak] What are you doing?
Blu: Oh, I can't...
Jewel: What? You can't what?
[Marcel's men open the door to catch them in the act of escaping and Blu lets go of the cage]
Blu: [gasps]
Men: [grunting]
Nigel: [shrieks]
Jewel: [hollering]
Blu: [gasps] Whoa! I can't fly!
[they both fall onto a washline and start sliding across it]
Jewel: You couldn't tell me this before now?
Blu: It didn't matter before now! [muffled grunting]
[they crash into a wall]
Jewel and Blu: [holler, grunt]
Jewel: I hate you.
Both: [hollering]
Jewel: [after they crash land to the ground] Is there anything else I need to know?
Blu: Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak. And once in a while, I pee in the birdbath. Happy?
Armando: There they are!
Jewel: We got to get out of here!
Blu: Whoa!
Jewel: Move! Come on, just move! Move!
Jewel and Blu: [gasping and grunting]
Blu: [as they're trying to get away from Marcel's men] Wait. Wait. Listen to me. Flying may not be my thing, but walking is. Follow my lead. Inside leg, outside leg. [he starts leading the way walking]
Jewel: Yeah. Yeah, okay. I got it.
Blu: Inside, outside.
Jewel: Inside, outside, inside, outside!
Blu: Inside, outside.
Jewel: Inside, outside.
Crowd: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Tipa: Huh? Yes! Yes!
Armando: Come on!
Tipa: Ow!
Jewel and Blu: [panting]
Blu: [barks like dog]
Cat: [Meowing]
Men: [screaming]
Blu: See? I'm bilingual, too!
Nigel: [squawking]
[Jewel and Blu are running away from Nigel]
Jewel: [as they are running away from Marcel's men] [panting] [she and Blu are running away from Nigel] Oh, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly.
Blu: Actually, there are about 40 species of flightless birds.
Jewel: [notices a box] Duck!
Blu No, ducks can fly.
Jewel: [notices a crate] No! Duck! [referring to them ducking under a cart they're about to encounter]
Blu: Ahh! Whoa!
Jewel: [hollering]
Blu: Whoa!
Guy: Oh! Whoa!
Girl: Whoo! Yay!
Jewel and Blu: [hollering]
Blu: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Nigel: [squawking]
Jewel: Whoa!
Man: [speaking Portuguese on TV]
Crowd: Yes!
Jewel and Blu: Whoa!
Crowd: Yes!
Jewel and Blu: Whoa!
Crowd: Yes!
Nigel: [squawks]
Crowd: Yes! Yes!
Blu: Hold on!
Jewel: Aah!
Nigel: [screaming]
Announcer: [shouting]
Crowd: No! No!
Chicken: [clucking]
Nigel: [groaning] Get out of here, you putrid poultry! [groans] Ahh! Ow! Ah!

View Quote Otis: Chicken farm!
Pip: Oh, I get it. We can't yell "Tree" or "Rock", but you get to yell "Chicken farm".

View Quote Pip: Otis, are we supposed to not yell "rock"?

View Quote Pip: [jumps on a coyote's back] Yoohoo! [coyote growls] You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go right in your ear! [goes inside the coyote's ear]
Coyote: Aaaaaah! There's a mouse in my ear! There's a mouse in my eeeeaar!

View Quote Alarm Clock: Liftoff in five, four, three, two... We have liftoff!
Jimmy Neutron: Abort mission. Abort mission. Goddard, wake mode. All right. Come on, boy. Race you to the kitchen. Beat ya. Hey, Mom, did you get any more Purple Flurp? Mom? [takes a note from the Neutron's fridge in the kitchen; reading] "Dear son/daughter..." [outside; reading] "We have gone to Florida for an extended vacation."
Carl Wheezer: [reads] "Love, your parents."
Sheen Estevez: Yeah. My parents went to Florida too.
Jimmy Neutron: That's weird. From the look of it... [seeing that all the kids are looking for their parents holding the same note] I'd say a lot of parents are gone.
Carl Wheezer: Did they all go to Florida?
Sheen Estevez: Maybe they went to get juice or something?
Carl Wheezer: I don't digest pulp well. It makes me bloaty.
Jimmy Neutron: Goddard, scan for adult life-forms.
[Goddard does a scan of all of Retroville for adults]
Jimmy Neutron: Just as I thought; there are absolutely no adults anywhere within radar. They're gone. The whole city. No parents.
Carl Wheezer: No parents.
Sheen Estevez: Hmmmm....
[the three of them gasp suddenly, realizing their wish came true]
Jimmy Neutron, Carl Wheezer and Sheen Estevez: NO PARENTS!
[They, followed by the other kids, run off, celebrating]
Jimmy Neutron: Excuse me. [The boy he is holding ice cream]
Amber: I'm letting out the cold!
Sheen Estevez: I'm peeing in the shower!
Carl Wheezer: Llama, llama, llama!
[Soon, all the kids ran to the mall. Nick and a few others activated the arcade machines]
Kevin: [Shopping Mall] I'm walking up the down escalator. Ha Ha!
Lewis: [He singing and dancing. Clothing Store] My clothes don't match! I'm out in public and my clothes don't match!
Sheen Estevez: I'm still doin' it! [in a deep, Ultra-Lord-ish voice] Go, go, go!
Hostess: [A girl she named hostess. Ice cream shop] Welcome to the Candy Bar. Whoopee cushion or non-whoopee cushion?
Britney Tenelli: What'll it be, boys?
Carl Wheezer: We'll have what he's throwing.
Britney Tenelli: Excellent choice.
[A boy named Adler. School]
Cindy Vortex: Hang on! Wheeeǃ
Libby Folfax: Whoo.
Ms. Winifred Fowl: No skiing in the halls! Don't make me get the protractor.

View Quote Jimmy Neutron: Morning, Goddard. Oh, my head. What a night!
Carl Wheezer: Oh, I'm stuffed now. I-I couldn't have anoth-- Okay, one more. I'm gonna have one more, and then that'll be it.
[Sheen emerges from a large pile of popcorn]
Sheen Estevez: What a battle. Are there any survivors? [falls back in the popcorn pile; his hand rises out; desperate] Help me.
Nick Dean: I remember my first time. Shake it off, Neutron!
Jimmy Neutron: I gotta get home. Mom and Dad might be back by now. Come on, Goddard.
[Jimmy sees a TV that says "KIDS SPECIAL REPORT." Wendall laughs and throws a piece of paper over. A boy named Oleander]
Oleander Svalsbord: We interrupt this program to bring you this special report. [Wendall puts his hand on the camera and messes around with it] Hey, knock it off, Arnie! [clears throat] "Trouble in Paradise". [Wendall does the "peace" sign next to Oleander] That's what some kids are saying in the aftermath of yesterday's "Mom and Dad are gone" celebrations. [the cameraman moves the camera away from him; pops out] Here's Courtney Tyler. [chuckles]
Courtney Tyler: What started as an awesome day has become, like, a real bummer.
Johnny: [runs past] Help us!
Nathan DeCarlo: [runs past] I don't know how to make lunch!
Tina Sue: [offscreen] I want my parents!
Johnny: [runs up to the camera] Somebody hold me!
[A little girl she named Nissa. Who is holding her hurt knee playground]
Nissa: I-I was playing on the teeter-totter, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, and my knee...huuuurt!
Courtney Tyler: [clears throat] Reports of tummy aches, owies and constipation have reached epidemic numbers over the past few hours, with little indication of slowing down. [A little boy named Zachary.]
Zachary Jones: And. And so we were gonna see who could eat the most cotton candy.[camera zooms out, revealing he's bloated] And I won! [cries] I want my Mommy! [He burps as his shirt rips]

View Quote Sheen Estevez: [he's up for show and tell at school] This is Ultra Lord! [The class groans]
Ms. Winifred Fowl: Sheen, this is the seventh week in a row you've shown Ultra Lord in class.
Sheen Estevez: Ms. Fowl, this one is different. This "Purple Vengeance" edition with power fists and nuclear knees is in rare, never-before-seen condition, making it highly collectible!
Cindy Vortex: "Never-before-seen", huh? Well, then, how do you know it's even in there?
Sheen Estevez: Hmm... [takes Ultra Lord action figure out of the box and mockingly waves it in front] Nyah-nyah. [Cindy smug grin shakes her head and gives him a smirk; suddenly shocked, realizing what he has done] NO!
[The class students starts laughing]
Carl Wheezer: [whispering] Hey, Jimmy, wanna see a frog? [shows him a crude drawing of a smiling frog]
Jimmy Neutron: Oh, that looks great, Carl.
Carl Wheezer: Thanks. [notices Jimmy's more precise drawings] Um, what are you drawing?
Jimmy Neutron: Flycycle modifications for Goddard. Second prototype.
Carl Wheezer: "Prototype", huh?
Jimmy Neutron: Uh-huh.
Carl Wheezer: Well, you know, that looks good, too.
Jimmy Neutron: Thanks, Carl.

View Quote Lombardo: Why would Lovelace help?
Raul: He not like you at all.
Mumble: I'll just appeal to his better nature.
Nestor: How you gonna do that?
Raul: Cruel and unusual punishment?
Lombardo: Unimaginable torture?
Ramon: Imaginable torture?
Rinaldo: Your singing?
Ramon, Nestor, Raul and Lombardo: NO!!!
Rinaldo: (imitates Mumble's singing) Can anybody find me someone to love!
Lombardo: Ohhh... you breaking the ice!
Ramon: Avalanche!

View Quote (after Mumble drives Gloria away)
Nestor: Amigo, that is a good thing you do.
Ramon: She is going to be so much better off without you. She is going to find a good steady guy to comfort her...
(Raul attempts to slap him, but misses)
Ramon: ... and love her up real good and raise a big family, then she gone let herself go...
Rinaldo: Ramon. RAMON! He's hurting. He's hurting bad.

View Quote Ramon: [to Mumble] Hey, stretch, you like to party?
Mumble: Party? l guess so.
Lombardo: Well, stick with us, baby.
Nestor: Yeah, cause we practically own the action here.
Adelie Penguins: MUMBO!
Mumble: Everybody's so...spontan-you-us!
Ramon: Spontan-you-us!
Raul: And these are the bad times!
Lombardo: Yeah, our food chain go loco.
Rinaldo: Everyone a bit down.
Ramon: But it ain't gonna stop no party!