Barnyard (2006) quotes

View Quote Ben: Okay, first matter at hand: grey market goods. As if I needed to say it again. The purchase of human articles from the gopher underground is strictly prohibited.
Otis: [Otis cellphone] Hello, motto! [start to play the Motorola tune, Otis coyly answers]
Gopher: Hey, Otis! [giggles] Yeah, listen, I think your Nikes are...
Otis: [whispering] Yeah, this really isn't the best time.
Gopher: Hang on a second. Frankie, c'mere. Frankie, c'mere. No, I'm not... C'mere, I'm not gonna hurt you. Frankie, c'mere. [slaps landing] I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE! NOW PUT IT OVER THERE! NOW! [walks back onscreen] Sorry about that. Frankie's outta hand. Uh, the Nikes, what's the make again?
Otis: Yeah, I really should go, Mr. Jordan Air. [hangs up] Wrong number. [pretends to yawn]
Pip: [grabs the phone] Thank you.

View Quote Ben: Okay. First off, I don't even wanna know who was on the other end of that phone. It was the gophers, wasn't it?
Otis: Well, I...
Ben: [interrupts Otis] No, I don't wanna know. Was it the gophers?
Otis: Here's...
Ben: [interrupts Otis again] No, don't. I don't wanna know. Why do you do this to me? How do you think that makes me look?
Otis: So this... This is about you?
Ben: [sighs and turns his back] Where were you this morning, Otis?
Otis: I was having a little fun. I mean, you should try it. Okay, it starts with a smile, then it slowly...builds and...
Ben: You promised to help me with the brush around the fence. You know it's coyote season.
Otis: Geez, coyotes. I-I don't get it. What's the big deal? They're coyotes. Them tiny, us big! What are they gonna do?
Ben: You have a lot to learn.
Otis: And y'know, I-I don't get the fence thing. Really, it-it can't keep 'em out.
Ben: That fence defines our space. And as long I'm still kickin', no animal will be harmed inside that fence.
Otis: Okay, but that's what you do. [stands up] YOU, okay? If you're tryna groom me to be the big leader, just give it up. It's not me, Pop. I mean, if I was in charge, things would be different. Every animal for himself. That's the way it should be. [begins to walk out]
Ben: Otis... [Otis turns around] A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others.
Otis: Oh, shoot. Ya know, I-I forgot my pen.
Ben: And your shift tonight?
Otis: I'll be there.
Ben: Otis, you're gonna have to grow up one day. You'll never be happy if you spend all your time goofing off.
Otis: No? Just watch me. [walks out, Ben crosses his arms]

View Quote Bessy: [pulls chairs from under bulls] Whatchu lookin' at? What, y-you want some o' this? Oh yeah, I didn't think so.

View Quote Bud: Let me out, you got to let me out.

View Quote Dag: [grabs a hen and shushes her, turns around] Good evening, ladies. Sorry to call on you so late in the evening, but we did have a previous engagement. [laughs evilly and takes out a chicken feet keychains] Now we're gonna take 6 of you. Anyone makes a sound, we don't mind the extra company. [turns to his coyotes] Boys, take your pick.
Etta: You won't be taking any hens tonight.
Dag: [growls at Etta] And you're gonna stop us? Hmm? Is that what's gonna happen? Are you gonna stop us, hen? How are you gonna do that, huh? [laughs evilly]
Etta: No. He is. [points at Ben]
Dag: [turns his head to find Ben] Ben. How are you, Ben? Yeah, we would've said hello had we seen ya.
Ben: Put the hen down, Dag.
Dag: Sure, Ben. Whatever you say. We're just doing a little courting, that's all. You know how much we like the hens. [laughs evilly] You know me, ladykiller. You have us at a bit of a disadvantage here, Ben. [the coyotes gather] There's 6 of us and only 1 old fat you.

View Quote Dag: Well, look at the hero. You thought you could come into my den! Now, why don't you lay there and watch while we eat your friends? [laughs evilly]
[Otis gets up slowly with much courage to do so]
Dag: [turns around] What's this?
Otis: [exhausted] A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others.
Dag: [laughs evilly] This should be fun. [sniffs the air and looks around to find Miles, Pip, Peck, Freddy, and Pig atop a junk pile] I smell fear.
Peck: Shoot! I told you they can smell it.
Freddy: They can smell it? [sniffs himself] Oh yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it!
Miles: Just stick near me, guys, and you'll be alright.
Freddy: [regains confidence] Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back! [realizes what he just said] I mean, your regular back.
Pig: [Pip poops on his head] Hey!
Pip: Sorry, man. It's just pellets. I'm nervous.

View Quote Dag: What, do you wanna be a hero, cow? [Otis dodges the coyotes' attacks, snarls then thinks for a moment] Hey, you're Ben's kid. Otis, right? So, they left you in charge. [snickers] Oh, that's precious. [laughs then refers to Ben] You thought you could fill his shoes? [Otis sulks briefly] Otis, where were you? Were ya off havin' fun, laughin' with your barnyard buddies? Yeah, you coulda made a difference had you been there for him. But you weren't, were ya? [Otis begins to despair] Okay, from here on out, this is the way it's gonna work. We show up, you look the other way. A few animals missing here and there. Hey, it's the natural order of things. It'll be our little secret. [winks] Oh, and, Ben's kid, if you should think about getting a sudden burst of courage... [snarls] ...we slaughter every animal in sight. Now you go back, make everyone feel all safe, and we'll be seeing you tomorrow night. That's a date. [snarls at Otis in the face] See you around. [laughs] "Round"? You're fat. [laughs again, then runs off and the other coyotes follow]

View Quote Dag: What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?

View Quote Daisy: ["feels" her stomach] Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, the baby's coming!
Otis: WHAT?
Daisy: [giggles] I made you jump.
Otis: Nice! Nice, thank you. I swallowed my cud.
Daisy: [laughs, then looks up at the stars] It's so...beautiful.
Otis: My cud?

View Quote Daisy: [thinking of a name for her newborn son] I was thinking I kind of like...Ben.

View Quote Duke: [chewing on peanut butter] This...doesn't...mean...anything.

View Quote Duke: Hey, Otis. We were all talking and we know you may other plans, we understand that, but we really, really appreciate what you did around here. And, well, we were wondering, I don't know, if maybe you planned on staying around a little longer.
Otis: [stands up] I'll just say this: [quoting his late father] As long as I'm still kickin', no animal will be harmed inside that fence!
[the animals cheer]

View Quote Eddy: [seeing helicopter with a spotlight flew over them] It's a chopper, it's a chopper, we're gonna die.

View Quote Etta: [to Dag, who's about to eat Maddy] Leave her alone.

View Quote Farmer: I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back.