Pig All clear! SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEET!
Played by Tino Insana 
Barnyard (2006) · 50 quotes
Barnyard (2006) · 50 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Barnyard (2006): in 4 of its 50 quotes
Most scenes with: Pip (3), Freddy (3), Peck (3)
Scenes with Pig
4 scenes Pig 
What else was I gonna do? He saw you.
You coulda killed him!
Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is so bad!
Sheep
Baaad.
Pig [panicked]
Everybody, just calm down! Just calm down, alright? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!
Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.
That does not apply to this. This is a totally, situationally different suspect. Hey, whoa, no.
Stop it!
He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!
There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.
He's a vegan! God bless him.
Pig And uh... what is a vegan again?
Oh, I know this one...
Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.
No, no, that's a vegetarian.
Pig Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?
That's a vampire! Come on!
You can't eat cheese?
Bessy
[as the farmer awakens]
It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.
Cake?
Cake has egg products.
But you can't have any dairy!
I-I-I-I-I...
No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?
Pig I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.
[all farm animals gasp to see the farmer awakened, Miles kicks the farmer again]
WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?!
It's not like we have a lot of options.
Boy, that's a doozy. That thing's bigger than me.
Pig Push it.
He wakes up, you got my back, right?
Pig Yeah.
Pig [watching Daisy giving birth]
Man, that looks like it hurts.
Oh, that's very profound, "Insight Man".
Pig Well, excuse me for being a pig!
How come nothing's happened yet?
She's, uh... She's gonna be alright though, huh?
Pig Yeah, like, like, what if it gets...stuck or something?
What? You mean, like, stuck halfway? So-so she'd be a cow and a half?
Pig I didn't say "cow and a half".
Yes you did. You just did.
Pig Hey, Duke, did I say "cow and a half"?
I'm not doing this.
No, look!
Well, look at the hero. You thought you could come into my den! Now, why don't you lay there and watch while we eat your friends? [laughs evilly]
[laughs evilly]
This should be fun. [sniffs the air and looks around to find Miles, Pip, Peck, Freddy, and Pig atop a junk pile] I smell fear.
Shoot! I told you they can smell it.
They can smell it? [sniffs himself] Oh yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it!
Just stick near me, guys, and you'll be alright.
[regains confidence]
Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back! [realizes what he just said] I mean, your regular back.
Pig [Pip poops on his head]
Hey!
Sorry, man. It's just pellets. I'm nervous.
