A scene from Barnyard 2006
Pig
[watching Daisy giving birth]

Man, that looks like it hurts.

Duke

Oh, that's very profound, "Insight Man".

Pig

Well, excuse me for being a pig!

Pip

How come nothing's happened yet?

Peck

She's, uh... She's gonna be alright though, huh?

Pig

Yeah, like, like, what if it gets...stuck or something?

Freddy

What? You mean, like, stuck halfway? So-so she'd be a cow and a half?

Pig

I didn't say "cow and a half".

Freddy

Yes you did. You just did.

Pig

Hey, Duke, did I say "cow and a half"?

Duke

I'm not doing this.

Pip

No, look!

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