Rob Paulsen movie quotes

View Quote Wakko: If only I'd earned more...
Yakko: Hey, we'll find some other way to pay for her operation.
Wakko: I guess so...
Yakko: You turning in?
Wakko: ...To what?
Yakko: ...Good question. See you in the morning.
Wakko: Good night

View Quote Yakko: [first lines; to the viewers] Hey! What do you want from us? We're freezing here.
Voice: [whispers] Rosebud.
[The fire burns the sled]

View Quote [Yakko sits next to Dot on her bed, her snuggling close to him, as he tells her the story of her birth.]
Yakko: Okay. Once upon a time, a brave knight married a beautiful princess, and they had two sons.
Dot: But they wanted a daughter, too.
Yakko: Right. So, they planted a garden all over the kingdom, and on the first day of spring, every flower in that garden bloomed. And out of the prettiest flower came...
Dot: Me!
Yakko: Yep!
[Dot snuggles closer as Yakko hugs her and smiles. Wakko is standing in her bedroom's doorway looking at her in worry of her health, but they don't notice. Yakko continues with the story as Wakko closes the curtains and looks away sadly.]:
Yakko: And so, the knight and his bride, Mom and Dad, took you home. And every night at bed-time, they'd come in and say... [rubs noses with Dot] "Who's the cutest girl?" And you'd say...
Dot: I am!
Yakko: And they'd asked... [rubs noses] "How did you ever get so cute?" And you'd say...
Dot: I was born that way!
Yakko: And they'd say... [pokes her nose] "Tell us your name, young lady!" And you'd say...
Dot: Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo besca the Third, but you can call me Dot!
Yakko: And they'd say, "Can we call you Dottie?" And you'd say...
Dot: No. Just Dot. Call me Dottie, and you die!
Yakko: And Mom and Dad would laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and they'd tickle you... [tickles her, making her giggle] ...and you'd laugh, too!
Dot: [laughs happily, but coughs for a moment, then continues laughing]
Yakko: [gets off her bed and covers her up as she lies down to sleep] And you'd fall asleep with a great, big smile in your heart.
Dot: [coughs, falling asleep] I like that story.
Yakko: [strokes her head gently and whispers] G'night, sis.

View Quote Brain: [flying in the Air-Screw] With the wind at our backs, all we have to do is maintain this velocity, and we'll be the first to reach the wishing star! Do you know what that means Pinky?
Pinky: What does what mean?
Brain: Just skip it.
Pinky: Skip what?
Brain: Grrrrr! Just stop!
Pinky: 'Kay.
[stops pedaling. They fall]
Brain: AAAAAHHHH! NO! Keep pedaling! Keep pedaling Pinky!
[he does]
Brain: Huh, huh... You almost killed us, Pinky! What were you thinking?
Pinky: But you said stop! You really did Brain, you said 'stop.'
Brain: Ignore what I say!
Pinky: Really?
Brain: Yes, just keep pedaling!
Pinky: 'Kay.
[stops pedaling again]
Brain: NOOOOOO! What are you doing?
Pinky: Ignoring what you say.
Brain: Not about that!
Pinky: Not about what?
Brain: Just KEEP PEDALING!
Pinky: [starts pedaling again] Sometimes you are so confused, Brain.

View Quote Brain: Pinky, I knew I'd find you out here wasting time with this horse.
Pinky: But Pharfigneuten and I have pledged out hearts to each other!
Brain: Pinky, that is a horse. You are a mouse.
Pinky: Oh, Brain, don't be so intolerant. Why can't the horses and the mice live together in harmony? Along with the fairies and the wood sprites and the bean sprouts?
Brain: I stand corrected, Pinky. That is a horse, you are an imbecile.
Pinky: Thank you!

View Quote Pinky: But Brain, how ever will we get to the wishing star first?
Brain: Simple, Pinky. With the help of the great Leonardo DaVinci.
Pinky: He is going to give us a ride there in his pant cuffs?
Brain: No Pinky. DaVinci is dead.
Pinky: Oh, how sad. When's the funeral?
Brain: He died a long time ago.
Pinky: And I forgot to send flowers? Stupid! Stupid! STUPID!
Brain: No, Pinky, allow me.
[Smacks him with his pencil]
Brain: STUPID!

View Quote Max: Do you realize going off to college means no more well meaning, but totally smothering, overprotective, doting, a-hyuck-ing dads?
P.J.: Yeah, well... yours, at least. My dad's been counting down the days until he can turn my room into a bowling alley

View Quote Beret Girl: [after P.J. shows off some of his dance moves] Ooh, you're swinging with some pretty cool canines there, papa dog.
P.J.: [cups her chin in his hand] Well, you are queen of the scene, my little java bean.

View Quote P.J.: [giving directions to the college] Okay dude, uh, south. No wait, that's uh... I dunno, man, do I look like Magellan?
Max: P.J., you couldn't even spell Magellan.
P.J.: Try hanging a Louie. Nononono, wait, that's the other Louie.
Max: Louie, Huey, Dewey, what are you talking about here?
Bobby: [pointing to the map] Yo, it's right here; this way.
Max: Yeah P.J., Bobby's right. Uh, hey, Bob, um... Who's driving?

View Quote Carl Wheezer: [takes out inhaler] This is my inhaler. It provides fast-acting relief of bronchial swelling due to asthma or allergies. One touch of the button and- [accidentally sprays into his eyes] AAH! OH! I CAN'T SEE!

View Quote Alarm Clock: Liftoff in five, four, three, two... We have liftoff!
Jimmy Neutron: Abort mission. Abort mission. Goddard, wake mode. All right. Come on, boy. Race you to the kitchen. Beat ya. Hey, Mom, did you get any more Purple Flurp? Mom? [takes a note from the Neutron's fridge in the kitchen; reading] "Dear son/daughter..." [outside; reading] "We have gone to Florida for an extended vacation."
Carl Wheezer: [reads] "Love, your parents."
Sheen Estevez: Yeah. My parents went to Florida too.
Jimmy Neutron: That's weird. From the look of it... [seeing that all the kids are looking for their parents holding the same note] I'd say a lot of parents are gone.
Carl Wheezer: Did they all go to Florida?
Sheen Estevez: Maybe they went to get juice or something?
Carl Wheezer: I don't digest pulp well. It makes me bloaty.
Jimmy Neutron: Goddard, scan for adult life-forms.
[Goddard does a scan of all of Retroville for adults]
Jimmy Neutron: Just as I thought; there are absolutely no adults anywhere within radar. They're gone. The whole city. No parents.
Carl Wheezer: No parents.
Sheen Estevez: Hmmmm....
[the three of them gasp suddenly, realizing their wish came true]
Jimmy Neutron, Carl Wheezer and Sheen Estevez: NO PARENTS!
[They, followed by the other kids, run off, celebrating]
Jimmy Neutron: Excuse me. [The boy he is holding ice cream]
Amber: I'm letting out the cold!
Sheen Estevez: I'm peeing in the shower!
Carl Wheezer: Llama, llama, llama!
[Soon, all the kids ran to the mall. Nick and a few others activated the arcade machines]
Kevin: [Shopping Mall] I'm walking up the down escalator. Ha Ha!
Lewis: [He singing and dancing. Clothing Store] My clothes don't match! I'm out in public and my clothes don't match!
Sheen Estevez: I'm still doin' it! [in a deep, Ultra-Lord-ish voice] Go, go, go!
Hostess: [A girl she named hostess. Ice cream shop] Welcome to the Candy Bar. Whoopee cushion or non-whoopee cushion?
Britney Tenelli: What'll it be, boys?
Carl Wheezer: We'll have what he's throwing.
Britney Tenelli: Excellent choice.
[A boy named Adler. School]
Cindy Vortex: Hang on! Wheeeǃ
Libby Folfax: Whoo.
Ms. Winifred Fowl: No skiing in the halls! Don't make me get the protractor.

View Quote Jimmy Neutron: Morning, Goddard. Oh, my head. What a night!
Carl Wheezer: Oh, I'm stuffed now. I-I couldn't have anoth-- Okay, one more. I'm gonna have one more, and then that'll be it.
[Sheen emerges from a large pile of popcorn]
Sheen Estevez: What a battle. Are there any survivors? [falls back in the popcorn pile; his hand rises out; desperate] Help me.
Nick Dean: I remember my first time. Shake it off, Neutron!
Jimmy Neutron: I gotta get home. Mom and Dad might be back by now. Come on, Goddard.
[Jimmy sees a TV that says "KIDS SPECIAL REPORT." Wendall laughs and throws a piece of paper over. A boy named Oleander]
Oleander Svalsbord: We interrupt this program to bring you this special report. [Wendall puts his hand on the camera and messes around with it] Hey, knock it off, Arnie! [clears throat] "Trouble in Paradise". [Wendall does the "peace" sign next to Oleander] That's what some kids are saying in the aftermath of yesterday's "Mom and Dad are gone" celebrations. [the cameraman moves the camera away from him; pops out] Here's Courtney Tyler. [chuckles]
Courtney Tyler: What started as an awesome day has become, like, a real bummer.
Johnny: [runs past] Help us!
Nathan DeCarlo: [runs past] I don't know how to make lunch!
Tina Sue: [offscreen] I want my parents!
Johnny: [runs up to the camera] Somebody hold me!
[A little girl she named Nissa. Who is holding her hurt knee playground]
Nissa: I-I was playing on the teeter-totter, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, and my knee...huuuurt!
Courtney Tyler: [clears throat] Reports of tummy aches, owies and constipation have reached epidemic numbers over the past few hours, with little indication of slowing down. [A little boy named Zachary.]
Zachary Jones: And. And so we were gonna see who could eat the most cotton candy.[camera zooms out, revealing he's bloated] And I won! [cries] I want my Mommy! [He burps as his shirt rips]

View Quote (To avoid Leroy who have found Lilo and Reuben having been let out of their cell by Gantu, they escape by Reuben climbing the ceiling.)
Gantu: 6-2-5, when did you learn to climb ceilings?
Reuben: The name is Reuben.

View Quote Lilo: Nani says aloha means "hello" and "goodbye," but for us, it mostly seems to mean goodbye.
Reuben: You know, turns out I'm pretty strong. I could maybe open this. [uses his four arms to open the cell and it quickly opens up] Whoa! Ha-ha! I am strong!
Gantu: You didn't open the cell. I did. I'm breaking you two out of here.

View Quote Lilo: Uh, you sure that's gonna work?
Reuben: You'd be amazed. Pickle juice is a great conductor. [The video phone powers up] You may thank me later.
Lilo: I'll thank you now. Mahalo, Reuben.
Reuben: [chuckles] No problem, Lilo.

View Quote Where's Melody?! What have you done with her?!

View Quote Ariel: We'll be right down. Just give us two minutes.
Eric: Right, two... Now, where have I heard that line before?

View Quote Louis: [chasing Sebastian] You're going in ze bouillabaise!
Ariel: I miss you, Daddy. I wish you could be right here with us.
Eric: You know these waters, and you know our daughter.
Melody: Grandfather this belongs to you.

View Quote [Meanwhile, at the dungeon. Ray-Ray throws the ball against the wall with Flounder, as Sebastian, Cheeks and Shelbow are sad being in the dungeon, as Ink Spot panics]
Ink Spot: I got to get out of here. I got to get out. The walls, they're closing in. There's no space! No Air! [grunting] I got it! We'll start a riot! Follow my lead. ATLANTICA! ATLANTICA! Join me, guys. ATLANTICA!
Ray Ray: Hey, Ink Spot.
Ink Spot: Yeah? [Ray-Ray throws the ball to Ink Spot as he squeezes the ball while breathing]
Ray Ray: This ain't living. You know what I'm saying?
Sheldon: And the acoustics are non-good-ular. Listen. ♪ Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do ♪
Flounder: Come on, at least we're hanging out. Can I get a "hoo-yah?"
Sebastian: Come on, guys. This looks a lot worse than it is. I'll just get an audience with the king and I'll fix it.
Shelbow: Now, no offense, man, but you had ten years to fix it, and this is where we end up?
Ink Spot: In jail. [The band gathered around to discuss the plan]
Sebastian: Well, I... [And the band are done discussing the plan]
Ray Ray: The band has talked it up, see, and we want you to...
Cheeks: Slip through the bars.
Shelbow: Use your claws to pick the lock, man.
Ink Spot: And open that door! [They have each other about that being a good plan]
Flounder: Liquid! [the gang looked at him] Just kidding.
Sebastian: No! Bad Plan! If we break out of this jail, there ain't no coming back here, mon! We'll be fugitives! [The pause at that, but they agree on being fugitives]
Flounder: What's a fugitive? [Ariel arrives and heads to their cell]
Sebastian: What about Ariel? You just gonna abandon her, leave her to deal wit all dat we tangled her up in? You tink that small, weak, helpless little girl can do anything by herself? [Ariel smashes the cell door with the rock] Ariel?
Ariel: [opens the cell door] Come on Sebastian, let's go.
Shelbow: I'm with her.
Sebastian: If we run away from Atlantica, it will break your father's heart.
Ray Ray: She got to do what she got to do.
Ariel: I'm sorry. I just can't live here.
Ink Spot: Yeah, let's go.
Sebastian: [closes the cell door] Listen, I will not be responsible for taking you away from your family.
Ariel: [opens the cell door again] I'm leaving! With or without you.
Cheeks: All right!
Sebastian: [closes the cell door again, but this time he is out of the cell] NOBODY'S LEAVING! [gasps]
Shelbow: Except you.
Ray Ray: Mmm-hmm.
Ariel: Look, Sebastian, without music, this place just isn't home.
Shelbow: You know she ain't lying.
Ray Ray: Ain't no comeback to that!
Ink Spot: You got that right.
Sebastian: [Tries to think] Ha! Oh, no, no, no. [gasps, grumbles] Never mind. [screams]
Ariel: Are you OK?
Sebastian: Ariel, you're right! Without music, this place just isn't home. I know just where to go!
Band and Flounder: FREEDOM! [They go through the cell door ramming Sebastian against the wall]

View Quote Sebastian: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Flounder: [scatting]
Sebastian: Flounder, shh! Move it, move it, move it, mon.
Flounder: Move it, move it, move it.
Sebastian: Flounder, please!
Flounder: [scatting]
Sebastian: Shh! This way. Come on.
Flounder: [scatting]
Ink Spot: Flounder, shh! Be quiet.
Cheeks: Ditto!
Shelbow: Shh!
Flounder: [scatting loudly] YEAH! HIT ME!
Ray-Ray: Hey, small fry, I think you could use some lessons in fugitivity.
Flounder: Oh, yeah. Right. Got it. [conutining scatting]
Cheeks: You're gonna blow it for all of us.
Flounder: Blow, good. [continues scatting]
Shelbow: Hey, kid, ixnay on the soundtrack.
Flounder: Why?
Ink Spot: Why? Why? Why? Try jail!
Cheeks: Prison!
Shelbow: The big house!
Sebastian: The slammer!
Ray-Ray: Music is against the law, you dig?
Flounder: Not out here.
All: What?
Flounder: Come on. We ran away so we could sing. And I'm singing. Sing it with me. [scatting]
Shelbow: You know, the kid's striking a major chord.
Cheeks: I feel it, I feel it.
Shelbow: Look at him go with his bad little self.
Cheeks: Oh, yeah.
Ink Spot: Come on. Let it happen.
Ray-Ray: [scatting]
Gang: [singing] ♪ Sha-na-na, na, na, na, an Na, na, na, na, na, an Shake, shake, shake, Senora Shake your body line ♪
Ariel: [singing] ♪ Shake your body line ♪
Gang: [singing] ♪ Shake, shake, shake, Senora Shake it all the time ♪
Sebastian: [singing] ♪ Shake it all the time ♪
Gang: Work, work, work, Senora Work your body line ♪
Ariel: [singing] ♪ Work your body ♪
Gang: Work, work, work, Senora Work it all the time ♪
Flounder: [singing] ♪ Let's break it down Jump-J-J-Jump in the line Rock your body on time ♪
Ray-Ray: There he goes again.
Flounder: [singing] ♪ J-J-Jump in the line ♪
Cheeks: He's groovin'!
Ray-Ray: Let me try again now.
Ray-Ray and Flounder: [singing] ♪ Jump-J-J-Jump in the line - Rock your body on time - ♪
All: We're in!
Gang: [singing] ♪ Jump-J-J-Jump J- J-Jump Jump Whoo! Jump in the line ♪
Ink Spot: HIT IT!
Gang: [singing] ♪ Jump in the line Rock your body in time ♪
Shelbow: All right.
Ink Spot: OK.
Cheeks: Let's step-a-doodle.
Gang: [singing] ♪ Jump in the line Rock your body on time ♪
Flounder: Where are we going exactly?
Sebastian: [To Flounder] Don't worry, mon.
Flounder: 'Cause I got to go to the bathroom.
Ariel: Oh, Flounder.

View Quote Flounder: Are we there yet?
Sebastian: No.
Flounder: Are we there yet?
Sabastian: No.
Flounder: Are we there yet?
Sebastian: No.
Flounder: Are we there yet?
Sebastian: No.
Flounder: Are we there yet?
Sebastian: Yes. This is it.
Flounder: Are you sure?
Sebastian: Yes.
Ray Ray: Are you sure?
Sebastian Yes.
Ariel: Are you s-?
Sebastian: [losing control of his rage and yelling at Ariel] YES!!!
Ink Spot: Oh, man. We can't live here!
Shelbow: Yeah, this place is all "Oom-pa-pa." We need some... [drumbeats]
Sebastian: Nonsense. It's perfect. Just listen to them acoustics: [singing] ♪ Do, re, me, fa, so, la, ti, do ♪ [It echoes three times] Solid.
Ray Ray: Well, it beats the dungeon.
Cheeks: But not by much.
Shelbow: It'll do for the time being. Excuse me.
[He goes inside his shell and, Ink Spot goes on a boulder and sleeps upside down, and Ray-Ray buries himself in the sand]
Ray-Ray: Ooh... [Flounder tries to do the same thing that Ray Ray but fail and spits out the sand]
Flounder: [sputtering]
Ariel: Sebastian, be honest. Are we lost?
Sebastian: No, this is fine. There's more to this place than meets the eye.
[The gang went to sleep until...]
Flounder: [Once again, scatting]
Everyone: [angrily] KNOCK IT OFF!
Flounder: Sorry.

View Quote Banjo Possum: "Hot dang! I'm gonna get me some edumacation!"

View Quote Banjo Possum: "Oh, shoot, don't fret none, missy. I ain't like my simple backwoods cousins. I'd never eat a guy who could play his face."
Buster: "See, Babsy? I told you music was the universal language."
Babs: "And here I thought it was Esperanto."

View Quote Banjo Possum: "Hoo-wee! I shore got a lot to learn about cartoons."
Babs: "Yeah yeah yeah. There'll be plenty of time for that when school starts."
Gogo: "Cuckoo! Cuckoo! If you're late for the first day of school, you're cuckoo!"

View Quote [Fowlmouth gets "thrown" into the movie "Skunknophobia"]
Horatio: What do you mean by talking through the movie?!
[Fowlmouth screams]
Actress: [enters] At this rate, we'll never get to my scene!
Fowlmouth: Then the crowd should thank me! You no-talent, dadgum excuse for a dadgum actress!

View Quote Fowlmouth: "Hmmm. Goobers or Raisinettes? Goobers or Raisinettes? Ain't that' the eternal question?" (Gets kicked out of the line by the angry customer he skipped) "Guess I'll never know the eternal answer!"

View Quote Fowlmouth: QUIT YOUR DADGUM YACKING!

View Quote Peck: Never! You're all gonna die.

View Quote Dag: Well, look at the hero. You thought you could come into my den! Now, why don't you lay there and watch while we eat your friends? [laughs evilly]
[Otis gets up slowly with much courage to do so]
Dag: [turns around] What's this?
Otis: [exhausted] A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others.
Dag: [laughs evilly] This should be fun. [sniffs the air and looks around to find Miles, Pip, Peck, Freddy, and Pig atop a junk pile] I smell fear.
Peck: Shoot! I told you they can smell it.
Freddy: They can smell it? [sniffs himself] Oh yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it!
Miles: Just stick near me, guys, and you'll be alright.
Freddy: [regains confidence] Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back! [realizes what he just said] I mean, your regular back.
Pig: [Pip poops on his head] Hey!
Pip: Sorry, man. It's just pellets. I'm nervous.

View Quote [Miles kicks the farmer in the face with his leg]
Otis: What did you do that for?!
Miles: What else was I gonna do? He saw you.
Otis: You coulda killed him!
Pip: [jumps on the farmer's arm] I got a pulse. Whee!
Otis: Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is so bad!
Sheep: Baaad.
Pig: [panicked] Everybody, just calm down! Just calm down, alright? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!
[everyone looks at Otis]
Otis: What?
Pip: Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.
Otis: That does not apply to this. This is a totally, situationally different suspect. Hey, whoa, no.
Freddy: [sees the farmer unconscious] Oh, we gotta ditch the body.
Otis: Stop it!
Freddy: He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!
Otis: There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.
Miles: He's a vegan! God bless him.
Pig: And uh... what is a vegan again?
Freddy: Oh, I know this one...
Pip: Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.
Peck: No, no, that's a vegetarian.
Pig: Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?
Duke: That's a vampire! Come on!
Pip: You can't eat cheese?
Bessy: [as the farmer awakens] It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.
Peck: Cake?
Duke: Cake has egg products.
Pip: But you can't have any dairy!
Otis: I-I-I-I-I...
Freddy: No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?
Pig: I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.
[all farm animals gasp to see the farmer awakened, Miles kicks the farmer again]
Otis: WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?!
Miles: It's not like we have a lot of options.
Pip: Boy, that's a doozy. That thing's bigger than me.
Pig: Push it.
Pip: He wakes up, you got my back, right?
Pig: Yeah.

View Quote Jaq: [hearing wedding bells] Now, what are we gonna do?
Cinderella: Well, I'm not gonna miss my own wedding.

View Quote Prince Charming: So you say I'm under a magic spell.
Jaq: And here's the worse part. [singing] When Cinderelly tried her best to take a stand.
Gus: [singing] Take a stand.
Jaq: [singing] Mean old lady had her banished from the land.

View Quote Jaq: We found Princey!
Cinderella: I did, too, but he doesn't even know who I am. [turns to walk away]
Jaq and Gus: No! No, no, no!
Gus: It's a-magic!
Cinderella: What? What are you talking about? [The mice babble incoherently, then Jaq fashions his appearance to look like Lady Tremaine] Stepmother? [Gus throws a piece of blue cloth around him to look like the Fairy Godmother] Fairy Godmother?
Gus: [holding a splinter as a makeshift wand] Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
Jaq: [snatching the splinter] Ha-ha!
Cinderella: She stole it?
Jaq: [while Gus imitates crying] I show Princey! [Gus misses his cue] Princey! Princey!
Gus: [rushes off and comes back dressed like the prince] My Cinderelly awaits.
Jaq: Princey, you will marry Anastasia!
Gus: [hypnotized] Anastasia...
Jaq: Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo! [there's a cartoony "boing!" sound and Gus imitates hypnosis. Cinderella realizes everything]
Cinderella: She made him forget who I am. [the mice nod sadly] Magic! That explains it! [with renewed confidence, she looks at the mice] Boys, we have to get that wand!

View Quote Jonny: You mean when we blow those things up, all the bits and pieces will grow back into new ones?
4-DAC: Exactly.
Jessie: Then how would we ever destroy one?
4-DAC: There are two ways. Thermal nuclear explosion...
Hadji: [interrupting nervously] Let us rule that out for now.

View Quote 4-DAC: Greetings, young Jonny. I apologize if I startled you.
Jonny: You shouldn't sneak up behind people like that, 4-DAC.
Hadji: Yes, you were as quiet as a cobra.
4-DAC: Ah. Perhaps I should shut down and program myself to make footsteps.

View Quote Jessie: This is Quest Station's last known location.
Jonny: Could it have blown up?
Jessie: No way! There'd be twelve-thousand tons of debris floating out there! But how can an entire space station just disappear?
Hadji: Yes, not even I am capable of that kind of magic.