Lilo
6-2-5? I never gave you a name, did I?
A name? For me?
Lilo
Let's see. How about Patty, short for Patty Melt.
Lilo
Or Monte, like a Monte Cristo?
Lilo
Or Pita, Pita, Sandwich Eata!
I don't think so.
Lilo
I know! Reuben!
Reuben (6-2-5)
The classic corned beef and sauerkraut on rye. Reuben! Oh, I like that.
Lilo
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Stitch
Rock and roll, baby!
Lilo
Jumba: sound!
Jumba
Cranking up to evil 11!
Lilo
Pleakley: lights!
Pleakley
Bright! Very bright!
Lilo
Gantu: uh, [looks at Gantu's blaster] fireworks?
Gantu
Gladly!
Stitch
Aloha, cousins! [starts playing but a string breaks] Achuta.
Lilo
It's working! Aloha totally rocks!
Hämsterviel
Not my original Leroy! [spots all of the experiments looking at him angrily and gulps before they start tossing him around like a beach ball] I am not beach ball-like, I am hamster like!
Lilo
Okay, everybody, this is it! For the last picture in my book: a group shot, the whole ohana! Everybody say "Aloha!"
Aloha!
Aloha.
Aloha!
Today, the Galactic Council assembles to honor Lilo and Stitch, who have successfully captured all 625 of Jumba's genetic experiments, turned them from bad to good, and found each a place where it can belong. To recognize the completion of their task, the Galactic Council has elected to bestow the following rewards.
Pleakley
You hear that, Jumba? We're gonna get prizes!
Dr. Jumba Jookiba, we hereby return the confiscated key to your laboratory.
Jumba
Hah! With old lab back, evil possibilities are infinite!
Agent Wendy Pleakley… we hereby offer you the chair of Earth Studies at the GACC.
Pleakley
Galactic Alliance Community College? Yes!
As for Stitch, you are hereby offered a commission as captain of the Galactic Armada and commander of its new flagship the BRB-9000.
Stitch
Ooh. BRB.
Lilo
What's BRB stand for?
Stitch
Big Red Battleship!
Finally, Lilo Pelekai, you shall become our first Earth ambassador and return to Kauai to be the experiments' sole caretaker.
Lilo
Now that we're done catching experiments, we can do whatever we want. I want to finish my logbook. It's got a picture of every experiment in the one place they belong. What do you wanna do, Stitch?
Lilo
Aloha, Mertle. Where are you taking Gigi?
Mertle
I'm taking her to the canine spa. What'd you do with your dog?
Lilo
He's an outer space pilot in a Big Red Battleship and fighting bad guys.
Mertle
Is not! You're a weirdo!
Yeah!
Lilo
No, I'm not! I'm done doing all that weird stuff now. Wanna play dolls?
Mertle
No way! Once a weirdo, always a weirdo. That's what my dad used to say.
I didn't know you had a dad.
Mertle
Quiet, Yuki. In fact, I bet that's why your dog ran away, and I also bet that he's never coming back.
Yeah!
Just like Mertle's dad.
Mertle
Quiet, Yuki! [walks off with Teresa and Elena following her]
Hey! Wait up!
Hmmph, Gantu schmantu. Who needs him? Nothing but a pain in the patookie anyhow. Didn't even like my egg salad. [mockingly] "More mayonnaise, less dill weed."
Lilo
Uh, hello?
Sorry, we're not open.
Lilo
"Open"?
I'm turning this dump into the best spaceship-shaped sandwich shop on the island.
Lilo
Where's Gantu?
He left. But I'm naming a sandwich after him; The Open-Faced Double-Decker Blubber Butt.
Lilo
I won't ask what's in it. [innocently] I brought you something.
Peanut butter and jelly? [sniffs, bashfully] Gee, nobody's ever made me a sandwich. [chuckles, then looks suspiciously] Hey, what do you want?
Lilo
I need to call Stitch.
Sorry. Videophone's busted, like everything else in this dump.
Lilo
Can you fix it?
Why should I? Gantu's the only one who'd call, and I ain't answering. From now on, I'm looking out for old number 625.
Lilo
625? I never gave you a name, did I?
A name? For me?
Lilo
Let's see. How about Patty, short for Patty Melt. [625 dislikes that name] Or Monte, like a Monte Cristo? [625 holds his nose in disgust, disliking that other name] Or Pita, Pita, Sandwich Eata! [chuckles]
I don't think so. (Not buying it.)
Lilo
I know! Reuben!
Reuben
Huh. The classic corned beef and sauerkraut on rye. Reuben! Ooh, I like that. So, uh, does this give me official cousin status? You know, full ohana rights? All that aloha stuff?
Lilo
Depends. You have to give aloha to get some back. So, you're gonna help me fix the videophone?
Reuben
Sure. Why not? It's Lilo, right?
Lilo
Uh, you sure that's gonna work?
Reuben
You'd be amazed. Pickle juice is a great conductor. [The video phone powers up] You may thank me later.
Lilo
I'll thank you now. Mahalo, Reuben.
Reuben
No problem, Lilo.
Lilo
Aloha, Stitch! [pauses] Stitch?
Uh--
Hämsterviel
Say "ih."
Ih.
Lilo
Are you okay?
Hämsterviel
No, cuter. Think "plush toy"!
Leroy Oh, yeah, it's me. I'm Fluffy.
Reuben
That's him, all right.
Lilo
Wait a minute. My tiki necklace! He's not wearing it! [angrily] That's not Stitch! (That’s Leroy!)
Hämsterviel
Hang up. Hang up!
Okay! Bye-bye! [holds out gun]
Gantu
Leroy, no!
Lilo
WAIT! [Leroy destroys the videophone with a gun]
Hämsterviel
I think that went very well, don't you?
Gantu
Actually, I think—
Hämsterviel
I did not ask you what you think!
Gantu
Actually, you did. I—
Hämsterviel
It was a rhetorical question! Don't you know what a rhetorical question is?
Gantu
Yes, sir. I believe it's--
Hämsterviel
No, No! That was a rhetorical question, too! Ugh! [?]
Lilo
Nani says aloha means "hello" and "goodbye," but for us, it mostly seems to mean goodbye.
Reuben
You know, turns out I'm pretty strong. I could maybe open this. [uses his four arms to open the cell and it quickly opens up] Whoa! Ha-ha! I am strong!
Gantu
You didn't open the cell. I did. I'm breaking you two out of here.
