Hämsterviel
Perhaps I will mimic the little earth girl and name you with your very own name! I shall call you...Spike!
Gantu
She already used that one.
Hämsterviel
Very well, then. Kixx!
Gantu
Used it.
Hämsterviel
Slugger?
Gantu
Done.
Hämsterviel
Cannonball?
Gantu
He jumps in the water, makes awesome waves!
Hämsterviel
D'oh!
Jumba
Why not just call it 6-2-7?
Gantu
You already made 6-2-7.
Jumba
I did?
Hämsterviel
Shut up! I am naming the naming here! I'll think of it! (thinks) I've got it! I shall name you...Leroy!
Hämsterviel
[Both Jumba and Gantu laugh.]
What? It is a genius name!
Hämsterviel
I think that went very well, don't you?
Gantu
Actually, I think...
Hämsterviel
I did not ask you what you think!
Gantu
Actually, you did. I...
Hämsterviel
No! It was a rhetorical question! Don't you know what a rhetorical question is?
Gantu
Yes, sir. I believe it's...
Hämsterviel
No, No! That was a rhetorical question, too! Ugh!
Hämsterviel
[Hämsterviel prepares to blast all of the experiments into oblivion with the BRB 9000's cannon]
Aloha! As in...goodbye.
Stitch
[As the cannon prepares to fire, the GACC van drops out of hyperspace and heads towards the ship]
Kalabunga!
Jumba
[The GACC van fires a cannon of its own, destroying the BRB 9000's cannon and narrowly avoiding crushing Hämsterviel and Leroy. The van lands and everyone gets out]
Who would've thought carpool van had such sophisticated weapons system?
Lilo
[Lilo sees all the equipment set up for Alohapalooza] [to Stitch]
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Stitch
[doing an air guitar and an Elvis impersonation]
Rock and roll, baby!
Lilo
Jumba: sound!
Jumba
Cranking up to evil 11!
Lilo
Pleakley: lights!
Pleakley
[tries to turn on the stadium lights but blinds himself]
Bright! Very bright!
Lilo
Gantu: uh, [looks at Gantu's blaster] fireworks?
Gantu
Gladly!
Stitch
[Gantu fires his gun into the air catching the attention of the battling experiments. Stitch emerges on stage dressed in an Elvis costume]
Aloha, cousins! [starts playing but a string breaks] Achuta.
Lilo
[Stitch quickly fixes the string and sings "Aloha Oe" along with Lilo and Reuben with some of the experiments playing instruments. All of the Leroys start to shut down]
It's working! Aloha totally rocks!
Hämsterviel
[All of the Leroys shut down including the original]
Not my original Leroy! [spots all of the experiments looking at him angrily and gulps before they start tossing him around like a beach ball] I am not beach ball-like, I am hamster like!
Lilo
[Leroy disguises himself as Stitch; Lilo appears on the videophone]
Aloha, Stitch! [pauses] Stitch?
Hämsterviel
Say "ih."
Lilo
Are you okay?
Hämsterviel
No, cuter. Think "plush toy"!
Leroy Oh, yeah, it's me. I'm Fluffy.
Reuben
That's him, all right.
Lilo
[looks at Leroy, disguised as Stitch; shocked]
Wait a minute. My tiki necklace! He's not wearing it! [angrily] That's not Stitch! (That’s Leroy!)
Hämsterviel
Hang up. Hang up!
L Leroy
Okay! Bye-bye! [holds out gun]
Gantu
Leroy, no!
Lilo
WAIT! [Leroy destroys the videophone with a gun]
Hämsterviel
I think that went very well, don't you?
Gantu
Actually, I think—
Hämsterviel
I did not ask you what you think!
Gantu
Actually, you did. I—
Hämsterviel
It was a rhetorical question! Don't you know what a rhetorical question is?
Gantu
Yes, sir. I believe it's--
Hämsterviel
No, No! That was a rhetorical question, too! Ugh! [?]
