Gantu
I noticed the little Earth girl never captured you!
I guess the one place I belong is with my blubber-butt buddy, Gantu!
Gantu
Maybe THAT was my problem all along!
What? Your blubber butt? Hahaha!
Hämsterviel
Perhaps I will mimic the little earth girl and name you with your very own name! I shall call you...Spike!
Gantu
She already used that one.
Hämsterviel
Very well, then. Kixx!
Gantu
Used it.
Hämsterviel
Slugger?
Gantu
Done.
Hämsterviel
Cannonball?
Gantu
He jumps in the water, makes awesome waves!
Hämsterviel
D'oh!
Jumba
Why not just call it 6-2-7?
Gantu
You already made 6-2-7.
Jumba
I did?
Hämsterviel
Shut up! I am naming the naming here! I'll think of it! (thinks) I've got it! I shall name you...Leroy!
Hämsterviel
What? It is a genius name!
Hämsterviel
I think that went very well, don't you?
Gantu
Actually, I think...
Hämsterviel
I did not ask you what you think!
Gantu
Actually, you did. I...
Hämsterviel
No! It was a rhetorical question! Don't you know what a rhetorical question is?
Gantu
Yes, sir. I believe it's...
Hämsterviel
No, No! That was a rhetorical question, too! Ugh!
Gantu
6-2-5, when did you learn to climb ceilings?
Reuben
The name is Reuben.
Gantu
You never did understand the meaning of "Aloha", did you?
Hämsterviel
Well, I think it means...
Gantu
That was a rhetorical question.
Hämsterviel
Ugh!
Lilo
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Stitch
Rock and roll, baby!
Lilo
Jumba: sound!
Jumba
Cranking up to evil 11!
Lilo
Pleakley: lights!
Pleakley
Bright! Very bright!
Lilo
Gantu: uh, [looks at Gantu's blaster] fireworks?
Gantu
Gladly!
Stitch
Aloha, cousins! [starts playing but a string breaks] Achuta.
Lilo
It's working! Aloha totally rocks!
Hämsterviel
Not my original Leroy! [spots all of the experiments looking at him angrily and gulps before they start tossing him around like a beach ball] I am not beach ball-like, I am hamster like!
Mr. Gantu, would you be interested in resuming your position as Captain of the Galactic Armada?
Gantu Would I?! [quickly calms himself] I mean, yes Your Eminence, but on one condition.
Condition?
Gantu
I'd like to request experiment 6-2-5, ahem, Reuben as my Galley Officer.
Reuben
No kidding?
Gantu
I've grown rather fond of your egg salad.
Granted.
Gantu
Blitznak! Without the reserved engines, this ship is stupid and useless!
Just like you!
Gantu
Who am I kidding? You're right. I couldn't hold on to a single one of those experiments.
Hey, you still got me; Your faithful, bacon sandwich-making pal.
Gantu
Yes. I noticed the little Earth girl never captured you.
I guessed the one place I belonged was with my blubber-butt buddy, Gantu.
Gantu
Maybe that was my problem all along.
What? Your blubber butt? [chuckles]
Lilo
Aloha, Stitch! [pauses] Stitch?
Uh--
Hämsterviel
Say "ih."
Ih.
Lilo
Are you okay?
Hämsterviel
No, cuter. Think "plush toy"!
Leroy Oh, yeah, it's me. I'm Fluffy.
Reuben
That's him, all right.
Lilo
Wait a minute. My tiki necklace! He's not wearing it! [angrily] That's not Stitch! (That’s Leroy!)
Hämsterviel
Hang up. Hang up!
Okay! Bye-bye! [holds out gun]
Gantu
Leroy, no!
Lilo
WAIT! [Leroy destroys the videophone with a gun]
Hämsterviel
I think that went very well, don't you?
Gantu
Actually, I think—
Hämsterviel
I did not ask you what you think!
Gantu
Actually, you did. I—
Hämsterviel
It was a rhetorical question! Don't you know what a rhetorical question is?
Gantu
Yes, sir. I believe it's--
Hämsterviel
No, No! That was a rhetorical question, too! Ugh! [?]
Lilo
Nani says aloha means "hello" and "goodbye," but for us, it mostly seems to mean goodbye.
Reuben
You know, turns out I'm pretty strong. I could maybe open this. [uses his four arms to open the cell and it quickly opens up] Whoa! Ha-ha! I am strong!
Gantu
You didn't open the cell. I did. I'm breaking you two out of here.
