Leroy & Stitch (2006) · 22 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Leroy & Stitch (2006): in 7 of its 22 quotes
Most scenes with: Lilo (5), Gantu (4)
6-2-5? I never gave you a name, did I?
A name? For me?
Let's see. How about Patty, short for Patty Melt.
I don't think so.
I know! Reuben!
Reuben (6-2-5) The classic corned beef and sauerkraut on rye. Reuben! Oh, I like that.
6-2-5, when did you learn to climb ceilings?
Reuben The name is Reuben.
Mr. Gantu, would you be interested in resuming your position as Captain of the Galactic Armada?
Gantu Would I?! [quickly calms himself] I mean, yes Your Eminence, but on one condition.
Condition?
I'd like to request experiment 6-2-5, ahem, Reuben as my Galley Officer.
Reuben No kidding?
I've grown rather fond of your egg salad.
Granted.
Hmmph, Gantu schmantu. Who needs him? Nothing but a pain in the patookie anyhow. Didn't even like my egg salad. [mockingly] "More mayonnaise, less dill weed."
Uh, hello?
Sorry, we're not open.
"Open"?
I'm turning this dump into the best spaceship-shaped sandwich shop on the island.
Where's Gantu?
He left. But I'm naming a sandwich after him; The Open-Faced Double-Decker Blubber Butt.
Peanut butter and jelly? [sniffs, bashfully] Gee, nobody's ever made me a sandwich. [chuckles, then looks suspiciously] Hey, what do you want?
I need to call Stitch.
Sorry. Videophone's busted, like everything else in this dump.
Can you fix it?
Why should I? Gantu's the only one who'd call, and I ain't answering. From now on, I'm looking out for old number 625.
625? I never gave you a name, did I?
A name? For me?
Let's see. How about Patty, short for Patty Melt. [625 dislikes that name] Or Monte, like a Monte Cristo? [625 holds his nose in disgust, disliking that other name] Or Pita, Pita, Sandwich Eata! [chuckles]
I don't think so. (Not buying it.)
I know! Reuben!
Reuben Huh. The classic corned beef and sauerkraut on rye. Reuben! Ooh, I like that. So, uh, does this give me official cousin status? You know, full ohana rights? All that aloha stuff?
Depends. You have to give aloha to get some back. So, you're gonna help me fix the videophone?
Reuben Sure. Why not? It's Lilo, right?
Uh, you sure that's gonna work?
Reuben You'd be amazed. Pickle juice is a great conductor. [The video phone powers up] You may thank me later.
I'll thank you now. Mahalo, Reuben.
Reuben No problem, Lilo.
Aloha, Stitch! [pauses] Stitch?
Uh--
Say "ih."
Ih.
Are you okay?
No, cuter. Think "plush toy"!
Leroy Oh, yeah, it's me. I'm Fluffy.
Reuben That's him, all right.
Wait a minute. My tiki necklace! He's not wearing it! [angrily] That's not Stitch! (That’s Leroy!)
Hang up. Hang up!
Okay! Bye-bye! [holds out gun]
Leroy, no!
WAIT! [Leroy destroys the videophone with a gun]
I think that went very well, don't you?
Actually, I think—
I did not ask you what you think!
Actually, you did. I—
It was a rhetorical question! Don't you know what a rhetorical question is?
Yes, sir. I believe it's--
No, No! That was a rhetorical question, too! Ugh! [?]
Nani says aloha means "hello" and "goodbye," but for us, it mostly seems to mean goodbye.
Reuben You know, turns out I'm pretty strong. I could maybe open this. [uses his four arms to open the cell and it quickly opens up] Whoa! Ha-ha! I am strong!
You didn't open the cell. I did. I'm breaking you two out of here.
