Never! You're all gonna die.
Barnyard (2006) · 50 quotes
Scenes with Peck
5 scenesWhat did you do that for?!
What else was I gonna do? He saw you.
You coulda killed him!
I got a pulse. Whee!
Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is so bad!
Baaad.
Everybody, just calm down! Just calm down, alright? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!
What?
Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.
That does not apply to this. This is a totally, situationally different suspect. Hey, whoa, no.
Oh, we gotta ditch the body.
Stop it!
He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!
There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.
He's a vegan! God bless him.
And uh... what is a vegan again?
Oh, I know this one...
Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.
No, no, that's a vegetarian.
Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?
That's a vampire! Come on!
You can't eat cheese?
It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.
Cake?
Cake has egg products.
But you can't have any dairy!
I-I-I-I-I...
No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?
I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.
WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?!
It's not like we have a lot of options.
Boy, that's a doozy. That thing's bigger than me.
Push it.
He wakes up, you got my back, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, hi. Hey there. Having a good day? So, uh, this was Otis' idea?
Oh, yeah. We're like the second line of defense. We see or hear anything suspicious, and I just signal Otis with a crow. Oh, oh, and I've really been working on it. Listen. [he clears his throat, then crows weakly for much longer, then squeaks] Well, you-you know, in the moment, it'll be really strong. But for now, we just stand watch.
Yeah, watch.
Come and get it! [dings the triangle]
Freddy? You okay?
BONELESS WHITE MEAT! What?! I'm not hungry! I mean, I don't wanna eat anyone...thing...you...uh... [slaps himself in the face] What happened? What? What, what?
Man, that looks like it hurts.
Oh, that's very profound, "Insight Man".
Well, excuse me for being a pig!
How come nothing's happened yet?
She's, uh... She's gonna be alright though, huh?
Yeah, like, like, what if it gets...stuck or something?
What? You mean, like, stuck halfway? So-so she'd be a cow and a half?
I didn't say "cow and a half".
Yes you did. You just did.
Hey, Duke, did I say "cow and a half"?
I'm not doing this.
No, look!
Well, look at the hero. You thought you could come into my den! Now, why don't you lay there and watch while we eat your friends? [laughs evilly]
What's this?
A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others.
This should be fun. [sniffs the air and looks around to find Miles, Pip, Peck, Freddy, and Pig atop a junk pile] I smell fear.
Shoot! I told you they can smell it.
They can smell it? [sniffs himself] Oh yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it!
Just stick near me, guys, and you'll be alright.
Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back! [realizes what he just said] I mean, your regular back.
Hey!
Sorry, man. It's just pellets. I'm nervous.