Otis the Bull Put the chick down, Dag.
Played by Kevin James 
Barnyard (2006) · 50 quotes
Barnyard (2006) · 50 quotes
Most-quoted character in Barnyard (2006): in 17 of its 50 quotes
Most scenes with: Pip (5), Ben the Bull (2), Freddy (2)
Then I said I was gonna hit him with the stick.
More lines from Otis the Bull
8 quotes Otis the Bull Otis the Bull Okay. All right. Well, first, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take the chick from you, then while you're picking yourself off the ground, I'm gonna gather up the hens and I'm gonna leave.
Otis the Bull HEY!!!! [Lord of the Hoof horses stopped dancing, one goes off the stage] Have you all lost your mind? It's daylight, the farmer is gonna be back. This is so off-limits!
Otis the Bull [after seeing the farmer come in after dancing with Wild Mike on stage]
Uh, moo?
Otis the Bull [after pushing Snotty Boy off his bed]
That's called boy tipping! Hahaha!
Otis the Bull [after Miles kicks the farmer the third time]
Will you...stop...doing...that?! [Miles: Well, unless you give him a blindfold, I'm going kick him!] OK, let's go.
Otis the Bull [walks to Ben's grave]
Hey, Pop. I, uh, wanted to come by and, uh... Look, you-you were just a great dad. You see, I... I don't know what I was thinking, but for a minute, I actually thought I could take your place. But those coyotes... I-I mean, you would've stood up to them and y-you wouldn't have backed down now. I gotta tell ya, I was...so afraid. [sighs] Ya know, I know I always said that I-I wasn't you, and-and I'm not. But I wish I was. [sighs] I-I-I can't do it, Pop. I gotta go. I'm sorry. [walks away]
Otis the Bull [as Dag jumps to attack Otis, he grabs Dag]
Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. [He slams Dag to the car window and threatens to punches him. (Same thing Ben did before his death.) He glares closer to whimpering Dag] Never... come... back. [drops Dag] Pip? [Pip: Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.]
Scenes with Otis the Bull
8 scenes Otis [Miles kicks the farmer in the face with his leg]
What did you do that for?!
What else was I gonna do? He saw you.
Otis You coulda killed him!
Otis Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is so bad!
Sheep
Baaad.
[panicked]
Everybody, just calm down! Just calm down, alright? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!
Otis [everyone looks at Otis]
What?
Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.
Otis That does not apply to this. This is a totally, situationally different suspect. Hey, whoa, no.
Otis Stop it!
He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!
Otis There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.
He's a vegan! God bless him.
And uh... what is a vegan again?
Oh, I know this one...
Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.
No, no, that's a vegetarian.
Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?
That's a vampire! Come on!
You can't eat cheese?
Bessy
[as the farmer awakens]
It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.
Cake?
Cake has egg products.
But you can't have any dairy!
Otis I-I-I-I-I...
No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?
I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.
Otis [all farm animals gasp to see the farmer awakened, Miles kicks the farmer again]
WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?!
It's not like we have a lot of options.
Boy, that's a doozy. That thing's bigger than me.
Push it.
He wakes up, you got my back, right?
Yeah.
Okay. First off, I don't even wanna know who was on the other end of that phone. It was the gophers, wasn't it?
Otis Well, I...
Otis Here's...
[interrupts Otis again]
No, don't. I don't wanna know. Why do you do this to me? How do you think that makes me look?
Otis So this... This is about you?
Otis I was having a little fun. I mean, you should try it. Okay, it starts with a smile, then it slowly...builds and...
You promised to help me with the brush around the fence. You know it's coyote season.
Otis Geez, coyotes. I-I don't get it. What's the big deal? They're coyotes. Them tiny, us big! What are they gonna do?
You have a lot to learn.
Otis And y'know, I-I don't get the fence thing. Really, it-it can't keep 'em out.
That fence defines our space. And as long I'm still kickin', no animal will be harmed inside that fence.
Otis Okay, but that's what you do. [stands up] YOU, okay? If you're tryna groom me to be the big leader, just give it up. It's not me, Pop. I mean, if I was in charge, things would be different. Every animal for himself. That's the way it should be. [begins to walk out]
Otis... [Otis turns around] A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others.
Otis Oh, shoot. Ya know, I-I forgot my pen.
And your shift tonight?
Otis I'll be there.
Otis, you're gonna have to grow up one day. You'll never be happy if you spend all your time goofing off.
Otis No? Just watch me. [walks out, Ben crosses his arms]
Otis Chicken farm!
Oh, I get it. We can't yell "Tree" or "Rock", but you get to yell "Chicken farm".
Okay, first matter at hand: grey market goods. As if I needed to say it again. The purchase of human articles from the gopher underground is strictly prohibited.
Otis [Otis cellphone]
Hello, motto! [start to play the Motorola tune, Otis coyly answers]
Gopher
Hey, Otis! [giggles] Yeah, listen, I think your Nikes are...
Otis [whispering]
Yeah, this really isn't the best time.
Gopher
Hang on a second. Frankie, c'mere. Frankie, c'mere. No, I'm not... C'mere, I'm not gonna hurt you. Frankie, c'mere. [slaps landing] I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE! NOW PUT IT OVER THERE! NOW! [walks back onscreen] Sorry about that. Frankie's outta hand. Uh, the Nikes, what's the make again?
Otis Yeah, I really should go, Mr. Jordan Air. [hangs up] Wrong number. [pretends to yawn]
Daisy
["feels" her stomach]
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, the baby's coming!
Otis WHAT?
Daisy
[giggles]
I made you jump.
Otis Nice! Nice, thank you. I swallowed my cud.
Daisy
[laughs, then looks up at the stars]
It's so...beautiful.
Otis My cud?
Well, look at the hero. You thought you could come into my den! Now, why don't you lay there and watch while we eat your friends? [laughs evilly]
Otis [exhausted]
A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others.
[laughs evilly]
This should be fun. [sniffs the air and looks around to find Miles, Pip, Peck, Freddy, and Pig atop a junk pile] I smell fear.
Shoot! I told you they can smell it.
They can smell it? [sniffs himself] Oh yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it!
Just stick near me, guys, and you'll be alright.
[regains confidence]
Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back! [realizes what he just said] I mean, your regular back.
Sorry, man. It's just pellets. I'm nervous.
Otis Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. [threatens to punch Dag. Dag starts to quiver, and Otis does not punch him, (same things has Ben before his death), but gets in his face] Never...come...back. [Dag whimpers while nodding his head. Otis drops Dag] Pip?
Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.
[Otis takes a iron golf club and whacks Dag with it, Dag goes flying out of the junkyard while howls]
Hey, Otis. We were all talking and we know you may other plans, we understand that, but we really, really appreciate what you did around here. And, well, we were wondering, I don't know, if maybe you planned on staying around a little longer.
Otis [stands up]
I'll just say this: [quoting his late father] As long as I'm still kickin', no animal will be harmed inside that fence!
[the animals cheer]
