Duke
[chewing on peanut butter]
This...doesn't...mean...anything.
Played by Dom Irrera 
Barnyard (2006) · 50 quotes
Barnyard (2006) · 50 quotes
Scenes with Duke
4 scenes Duke
Otis
[Miles kicks the farmer in the face with his leg]
What did you do that for?!
Miles
What else was I gonna do? He saw you.
Otis
You coulda killed him!
Pip
[jumps on the farmer's arm]
I got a pulse. Whee!
Otis
Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is so bad!
Sheep
Baaad.
Pig
[panicked]
Everybody, just calm down! Just calm down, alright? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!
Otis
[everyone looks at Otis]
What?
Pip
Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.
Otis
That does not apply to this. This is a totally, situationally different suspect. Hey, whoa, no.
Freddy
[sees the farmer unconscious]
Oh, we gotta ditch the body.
Otis
Stop it!
Freddy
He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!
Otis
There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.
Miles
He's a vegan! God bless him.
Pig
And uh... what is a vegan again?
Freddy
Oh, I know this one...
Pip
Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.
Peck
No, no, that's a vegetarian.
Pig
Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?
Duke
That's a vampire! Come on!
Pip
You can't eat cheese?
Bessy
[as the farmer awakens]
It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.
Peck
Cake?
Duke
Cake has egg products.
Pip
But you can't have any dairy!
Otis
I-I-I-I-I...
Freddy
No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?
Pig
I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.
Otis
[all farm animals gasp to see the farmer awakened, Miles kicks the farmer again]
WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?!
Miles
It's not like we have a lot of options.
Pip
Boy, that's a doozy. That thing's bigger than me.
Pig
Push it.
Pip
He wakes up, you got my back, right?
Pig
Yeah.
Pig
[watching Daisy giving birth]
Man, that looks like it hurts.
Duke
Oh, that's very profound, "Insight Man".
Pig
Well, excuse me for being a pig!
Pip
How come nothing's happened yet?
Peck
She's, uh... She's gonna be alright though, huh?
Pig
Yeah, like, like, what if it gets...stuck or something?
Freddy
What? You mean, like, stuck halfway? So-so she'd be a cow and a half?
Pig
I didn't say "cow and a half".
Freddy
Yes you did. You just did.
Pig
Hey, Duke, did I say "cow and a half"?
Duke
I'm not doing this.
Pip
No, look!
Duke
Hey, Otis. We were all talking and we know you may other plans, we understand that, but we really, really appreciate what you did around here. And, well, we were wondering, I don't know, if maybe you planned on staying around a little longer.
Otis
[stands up]
I'll just say this: [quoting his late father] As long as I'm still kickin', no animal will be harmed inside that fence!
[the animals cheer]
