Dag What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?
Played by David Koechner 
Barnyard (2006) · 50 quotes
Barnyard (2006) · 50 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Barnyard (2006): in 4 of its 50 quotes
Scenes with Dag
4 scenes Dag Dag What, do you wanna be a hero, cow? [Otis dodges the coyotes' attacks, snarls then thinks for a moment] Hey, you're Ben's kid. Otis, right? So, they left you in charge. [snickers] Oh, that's precious. [laughs then refers to Ben] You thought you could fill his shoes? [Otis sulks briefly] Otis, where were you? Were ya off havin' fun, laughin' with your barnyard buddies? Yeah, you coulda made a difference had you been there for him. But you weren't, were ya? [Otis begins to despair] Okay, from here on out, this is the way it's gonna work. We show up, you look the other way. A few animals missing here and there. Hey, it's the natural order of things. It'll be our little secret. [winks] Oh, and, Ben's kid, if you should think about getting a sudden burst of courage... [snarls] ...we slaughter every animal in sight. Now you go back, make everyone feel all safe, and we'll be seeing you tomorrow night. That's a date. [snarls at Otis in the face] See you around. [laughs] "Round"? You're fat. [laughs again, then runs off and the other coyotes follow]
Dag [grabs a hen and shushes her, turns around]
Good evening, ladies. Sorry to call on you so late in the evening, but we did have a previous engagement. [laughs evilly and takes out a chicken feet keychains] Now we're gonna take 6 of you. Anyone makes a sound, we don't mind the extra company. [turns to his coyotes] Boys, take your pick.
Etta
You won't be taking any hens tonight.
Dag [growls at Etta]
And you're gonna stop us? Hmm? Is that what's gonna happen? Are you gonna stop us, hen? How are you gonna do that, huh? [laughs evilly]
Etta
No. He is. [points at Ben]
Dag [turns his head to find Ben]
Ben. How are you, Ben? Yeah, we would've said hello had we seen ya.
Put the hen down, Dag.
Dag Sure, Ben. Whatever you say. We're just doing a little courting, that's all. You know how much we like the hens. [laughs evilly] You know me, ladykiller. You have us at a bit of a disadvantage here, Ben. [the coyotes gather] There's 6 of us and only 1 old fat you.
Dag Well, look at the hero. You thought you could come into my den! Now, why don't you lay there and watch while we eat your friends? [laughs evilly]
Dag [Otis gets up slowly with much courage to do so] [turns around]
What's this?
Dag [laughs evilly]
This should be fun. [sniffs the air and looks around to find Miles, Pip, Peck, Freddy, and Pig atop a junk pile] I smell fear.
Shoot! I told you they can smell it.
They can smell it? [sniffs himself] Oh yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it!
Just stick near me, guys, and you'll be alright.
[regains confidence]
Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back! [realizes what he just said] I mean, your regular back.
Sorry, man. It's just pellets. I'm nervous.
