Champ Kind I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay.
2nd most-quoted character in Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013): in 3 of its 16 quotes
A line from Champ KindThey call bats, "Chicken of the cave."
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BBC Anchor [Ron and Jack Lime's news teams prepare to fight]
Wait! Here's a headline for you: "Moronic Yank Wank-orman Gets a Bloody Good Hiding From Newsreader From a Superior Country." For we are the BBC News Service! [BBC news team shouts]
Oh, not now!
Jack Lime [To his news team]
Fall back, fall back.
Wesley Jackson
[MTV news team rappels down]
If y'all gonna get down, then Wesley Jackson and the MTV news crew want in!
Brian Fantana
What's "MTV"?
I think it's a venereal disease.
Wesley Jackson
The most requested video of the day: A new band called "Burgundy sucking chest wound"! [MTV news team shouts]
Jill Jansen
[Entertainment News team arrives on a dune buggy]
It wouldn't be a battle without Jill Jansen...
Wendy Van Peel
And Wendy Van Peel, from Entertainment News.
BBC Anchor Entertainment News is an abomination!
Wendy Van Peel
Who are you wearing today? Oh, look, it's your own blood!
Jill Jansen
Today's celebrity birthdays: None. Today's celebrity deaths: All you dick-licks!
Brian Fantana
I like how they're put together.
Champ Kind I like fighting girls.
Jill Jansen
I like to ****-punt cowboys.
Wendy Van Peel
You eat pussy?
Jill Jansen
You're gonna.
Scott Riles
HEEEEYYY! There's not gonna be any fight without Scott Riles and the incredibly polite Canadian News Team. [Canada News Team shouts]
Quebec News Anchor
What about the French-speaking Quebec News? The real voice of Canada!
Scott Riles
Give it a rest, eh?
Champ Kind Give me a break! They can't have news. Nothing happens in Canada!
Scott Riles
We're gonna mop the floor with ya! We're gonna put the boots to ya! Sorry.
Quebec News Anchor
Sorry. We're gonna gouge yer eyes out, and kick yer head in!
Scott Riles and Quebec News Anchor
Sorry!
...I like your ginger ale!
Jeff Bullington
[ SportsCenter theme plays]
Jeff Bullington, ESPN, all sports. Tonight's Play of the Day is me, extracting your spine from your dead body!
Brian Fantana
Holy shit, there's a lot of news!
It's true, the market has become saturated.
History Network Host
Hey! The History Network wants in on this. We're news too! Only news told much, much later! [History Network team shouts]
Wait a minute, is that the ghost of Stonewall Jackson with you?
History Network Host
Yes, it is. And the mighty minotaur!
Jack Lime Eh, I don't know about this, man. The minotaur isn't even history. It's mythology!
Hey, let's not downplay the fact that that's the ghost of Stonewall Jackson!
Ghost of Stonewall Jackson
May the Lord anoint this hallowed field of battle.
Mack Tannen You guys got room in this battle for an old war horse?
Mack Tannen? What are you doing here, you're too old for this!
Mack Tannen Well, you see, there's the thing: When there's an early moon, I almost feel like a stallion again!
Champ Kind He's on our side, right Ron?
Wesley Jackson
I'm gonna call Michael Jackson, I got a video idea!
Alright, everyone, listen up! By virtue of being on this battlefield, there is no return! People will die!
Jill Jansen
[Quietly]
I'm so horny right now.
Some will be disfigured! In some cases, lasting friendships will be made! And as usual: No touching of the hair and face!
Scott Riles
C'mon! What do we look like, rookies?
Scott Riles and Quebec News anchor
Sorry.
When El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds, blows the battle horn, let the battle begin!
El Trousias I am El Trousias! Hear my sirens song! [Blows her horn]
Jeff Bullington
El Trousias...the juiciest, hmm!
El Trousias [Finishes blowing her horn]
...That means you can start.
Brick, what the hell is that?
It's a gun...from the future.
Wesley Jackson
No fair, he has a gun from the future!
Where did you get it from?
[Brick giggles]
