Ron Burgundy quotes
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Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!
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By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!
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I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability?
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If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it.
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I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.
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Andre the Giant gave a surprising nimble foot rub.
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The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable.
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It's pronounced Sawn Dee-Ayy-Go.