Ron Burgundy quotes from Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013)

Ron Burgundy

Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!

Ron Burgundy

By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!

Ron Burgundy

I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability?

Ron Burgundy

I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.

Ron Burgundy

Andre the Giant gave a surprising nimble foot rub.

Ron Burgundy

The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable.

Ron Burgundy

It's pronounced Sawn Dee-Ayy-Go.

BBC Anchor

Wait! Here's a headline for you: "Moronic Yank Wank-orman Gets a Bloody Good Hiding From Newsreader From a Superior Country." For we are the BBC News Service! [BBC news team shouts]

Ron Burgundy

Oh, not now!

Jack Lime

Fall back, fall back.

If y'all gonna get down, then Wesley Jackson and the MTV news crew want in!

What's "MTV"?

Ron Burgundy

I think it's a venereal disease.

The most requested video of the day: A new band called "Burgundy sucking chest wound"! [MTV news team shouts]

It wouldn't be a battle without Jill Jansen...

And Wendy Van Peel, from Entertainment News.

BBC Anchor

Entertainment News is an abomination!

Who are you wearing today? Oh, look, it's your own blood!

Today's celebrity birthdays: None. Today's celebrity deaths: All you dick-licks!

I like how they're put together.

Champ Kind

I like fighting girls.

I like to ****-punt cowboys.

You eat pussy?

You're gonna.

HEEEEYYY! There's not gonna be any fight without Scott Riles and the incredibly polite Canadian News Team. [Canada News Team shouts]

What about the French-speaking Quebec News? The real voice of Canada!

Give it a rest, eh?

Champ Kind

Give me a break! They can't have news. Nothing happens in Canada!

We're gonna mop the floor with ya! We're gonna put the boots to ya! Sorry.

Sorry. We're gonna gouge yer eyes out, and kick yer head in!

Sorry!

Brick Tamland

...I like your ginger ale!

Jeff Bullington, ESPN, all sports. Tonight's Play of the Day is me, extracting your spine from your dead body!

Holy shit, there's a lot of news!

Ron Burgundy

It's true, the market has become saturated.

Hey! The History Network wants in on this. We're news too! Only news told much, much later! [History Network team shouts]

Ron Burgundy

Wait a minute, is that the ghost of Stonewall Jackson with you?

Yes, it is. And the mighty minotaur!

Jack Lime

Eh, I don't know about this, man. The minotaur isn't even history. It's mythology!

Ron Burgundy

Hey, let's not downplay the fact that that's the ghost of Stonewall Jackson!

May the Lord anoint this hallowed field of battle.

Mack Tannen

You guys got room in this battle for an old war horse?

Ron Burgundy

Mack Tannen? What are you doing here, you're too old for this!

Mack Tannen

Well, you see, there's the thing: When there's an early moon, I almost feel like a stallion again!

Champ Kind

He's on our side, right Ron?

Ron Burgundy

He's a were-hyena!

I'm gonna call Michael Jackson, I got a video idea!

Ron Burgundy

Alright, everyone, listen up! By virtue of being on this battlefield, there is no return! People will die!

I'm so horny right now.

Ron Burgundy

Some will be disfigured! In some cases, lasting friendships will be made! And as usual: No touching of the hair and face!

C'mon! What do we look like, rookies?

Sorry.

Ron Burgundy

When El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds, blows the battle horn, let the battle begin!

El Trousias

I am El Trousias! Hear my sirens song! [Blows her horn]

El Trousias...the juiciest, hmm!

El Trousias

...That means you can start.

Ron Burgundy

Brick, what the hell is that?

Brick Tamland

It's a gun...from the future.

No fair, he has a gun from the future!

Ron Burgundy

Where did you get it from?
[Brick giggles]