Dan Okay, Nicholas, Theodore. Boys. It doesn't take ten minutes to take out the trash. Now, if you don't get your asses out front and start doing some work, I'm going to fire you faster than you can say, "Yo, MTV Raps"!
Played by David Koechner 
Waiting... (2005) · 65 quotes
Waiting... (2005) · 65 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Waiting... (2005): in 4 of its 65 quotes
A line from DanAnd remember: the difference between ordinary and extraordinary... is that little something extra. Alright, that's all I have for you. Have a great shift. Oh, and, uh, push the fish, it's about to turn.
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3 quotes Dan Dan Ma'am, I don't doubt the steak was overcooked, but did you have to eat it all BEFORE you complained about it?
Dan This is an exploding offer!
