Calvin Well, it's official now. My penis is just for show.
Played by Rob Benedict 
Waiting... (2005) · 65 quotes
Waiting... (2005) · 65 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Waiting... (2005): in 5 of its 65 quotes
A line from CalvinStop staring at my dick!
More lines from Calvin
2 quotes Calvin Calvin Look at the bat-wing, bitch!
Scenes with Calvin
2 scenes Calvin You really are an asshole!
Shenaniganz!
Calvin Come on, guys! It's been over 30 minutes, where's my chicken sandwich?
**** you, bitch!
Calvin What the **** did I ever do you, man?
[Picks up a piece of chicken with his tongs and sings into it]
"Eat at Shenaniganz, enjoy your food! Eat at Shenaniganz, Calvin works here!"
Calvin Oh, yeah, that's sanitary.
