Raddimus I can't believe how many homos we got workin' in here!
Played by Luis Guzmán 
Waiting... (2005) · 65 quotes
Waiting... (2005) · 65 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Waiting... (2005): in 6 of its 65 quotes
A line from RaddimusIf it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
More lines from Raddimus
4 quotes Raddimus Raddimus And that is the Lincoln. Now remember you have to shave it so it looks like a beard or it doesn't count.
Raddimus Oohh, it's so veiny!
Raddimus You can't forget this, all right? You got to call them a ****, okay? The game loses all its meaning if you don't humilate them for being a **** meatgazer, you got that?
Scenes with Raddimus
1 scene
Mitch Hey, could you turn down the music for a minute?
Man
Hold on.
Mitch Would you turn the music down for a second?
Man
Dude, chill!
Mitch WOULD YOU TURN DOWN [Turns off the stereo himself] THE **** MUSIC!? JESUS! THIS IS **** BULLSHIT! I HAVE BEEN HERE ALL GODDAMN DAY AND YOU HAVEN'T LET ME SAY ONE THING! NONE OF YOU!!
Well, damn, Mitch I-
Mitch Oh no, asshole, you shut the **** up now! It’s my turn to talk! You're all **** in the head! All of you!
Mitch [To Naomi]
I mean you! Change your **** tampon and have another drink, you crazy **** bitch!
Mitch [To Dean]
And you! “Waaah, I don’t know what to be when I grow up”! Join the **** Army or something! God damn!
Mitch [To Calvin]
Oh, and you... You know what? You're too easy.
Mitch [To Amy]
Oh and you, whining ALL GODDAMN DAY about Dean! You’re hot! Quit acting so **** pathetic!
Mitch [To Monty]
And you… **** YOU, MONTY! ALWAYS GOTTA BE RIGHT WITH YOUR LITTLE QUIPS! We get it man, you're **** edgy and cool! Yeah! You're the COOLEST **** GUY AT SHENANIGANZ! WHEEEEW!!! That’s like being the most smartest kid with Down syndrome! Oh yeah, and why aren’t you in jail? [To Natasha] I mean, what are you? 13, 14?
She’s almost 18...
Mitch You know what? **** this! You all suck. I quit.
Mitch [Walks to the door and stops]
Oh, yeah. There is one more thing. [Points to Floyd] You. You are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant and I hope you burn in Hell.
Raddimus [Mitch bends over, and as everyone looks back at Mitch, they groan and exclaim in surprise]
THE GOAT! The Goat, you bastard!
Mitch [Mitch then pulls up his pants and walks out the door]
**** ****s.
...That was the SHIT! [runs after Mitch] Mitch! Mitch! Stop please. Look, look. Stop, stop. Okay I am sorry, and I hearby swear my undying allegiance to you. You are the **** man.
