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Luis Guzmán movie quotes

17 quotes from 4 movies

Waiting... (2005) as Raddimus

View Quote If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

View Quote And that is the Lincoln. Now remember you have to shave it so it looks like a beard or it doesn't count.

View Quote Oohh, it's so veiny!

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The Count of Monte Cristo (2002) as Jacopo

View Quote I swear on my dead relatives, and even the ones who aren't feeling too good, I am your man forever.

View Quote Why not just kill them? I'll do it! I'll run up to Paris - bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm back before week's end. We spend the treasure. How is this a bad plan?

View Quote Once again, Zatarra, God sees you out of the corner of His eye.

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Traffic (2000) as Ray Castro

View Quote Why are hurricanes named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and your car.

View Quote I have actually dreamed about this, about busting the top people, the rich people, WHITE people!

View Quote They talk like they're conspiring to conspire.

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Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012) as Gabato

View Quote [reading the Hindu writing in Captain Nemo's journal] Man, that guy had some terrible handwriting.

View Quote [upon seeing the beauty of Mysterious Island] If this is heaven, I'm checking in.