Journey 2: The Mysterious Island 2012 quotes

7 quotes · 3 characters
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012) poster
Characters
Hank Parsons Dwayne Johnson · 4 quotes
Alexander Anderson Michael Caine · 2 quotes
Gabato Luis Guzmán · 2 quotes

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island quotes

Hank
[after seeing Gaboto's old helicopter]

What in the blue heck is that?

Gaboto

The finest helicopter in Palau.

Sean

Hate to see the worst.

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Sean

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

Hank

...The mysterious island.

Hank
[watches Alexander mount a giant bee]

Hey, get down from there!

Alexander

And why should I?

Hank

Because Medicare doesn't cover old ladies falling off of bees. Now get down from there!

Alexander

Suit yourself! But make sure you're wearing swimming trunks when this place becomes the Pacific Ocean!

Alexander
[on Sean's sprained ankle]

On three. One...

Hank
[pops ankle back]

What happened to two and three?

Sean

Yes, what happened to two and three?

Alexander

Two. Three.

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Gabato
[reading the Hindu writing in Captain Nemo's journal]

Man, that guy had some terrible handwriting.

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Gabato
[upon seeing the beauty of Mysterious Island]

If this is heaven, I'm checking in.

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