Michael Caine movie quotes

View Quote [introducing himself to Mater] Finn McMissile, British intelligence.

View Quote [Grem pushes the emitter's lever to 75% power, and aims it at Shu Todoroki]
Finn: No!
Miles: Long live Lemons!
[Suddenly, Shu Todoroki's engine explodes due to the weapon]
Brent: Oh, number 7 is loose! Shu Todoroki!
[Miguel Camino tries to brake, but crashes into Todoroki. Then, Max Schnell tries to brake, but crashes into the two. After that, Raoul ÇaRoule and Rip Clutchgoneski try to brake, but they also crash into the three. Jeff Gorvette and Lewis Hamilton brake just in time, leaving them as the only survivors. Holley watches in shock.]
Holley: [Gasps after spotting Finn taken away by the helicopter] Finn?
Brent: Bumper to bumper as they approach the finish line! McQueen's the winner! Francesco’s second! They have no idea what happened behind them.
Francesco: Ugh! This is impossible!
Lightning: That’s what I’m talking about! Ka-chow! [Ambulances sirens] Wh- What happened? Where are all the other cars?
Francesco: What is going on?
[They look at car crashes on the TV screens]
Lightning: Oh, no!
[A chopper is then seen rushing towards the scene, as the press surrounds Axlerod]
Brent: [on TV] Sir Axlerod, is the final race in London still going to take place?
Miles: [on TV] I suppose that... [sighs] Look, the show must go on, as they say. But now is not the time to talk about...
J. Curby: I can't believe this is really happening!
Vladimir: Shh! Quiet!
Brent: [on TV] And allinol? Will you require all the racers to still run on allinol?
Vladimir: [chuckles] Here it comes!
Miles: [on TV] I cannot, in good conscience, continue to risk the lives of any more race cars. The final race will not be run on allinol.
Lemons: [cheering] Ah-ha-ha! Ha-ha! [continue cheering]
Brent: [on TV, to the TV viewers] There you have it, a clearly devastated Sir Miles Axlerod announcing that he will not require the cars to use allinol for the final race.
Prof. Z: [as casino staff pop lemonade corks] A toast! To the death of allinol and alternative fuel forever!
Holley: [rushing away from the casino] Mater, abort the mission! They've got Finn. Get out of there. Get out of there right now!
[Suddenly, she stops after turning a corner revealing several angry black Hugos in front of her; she gasps]
Ivan: [appearing behind Holley] How is your grandfather?
[The camera shows the lemons inside the casino are cheering, while Mater, who is now all on his own, is about to leave.]
All cars: [chanting] Long live lemons!
Alex: Isn’t this a great party, Ivan, huh?
Mater: Oh yeah, it’s unbelievable.
Alex: You’re not leaving, are you?
Mater: Uh, of course I’m not leaving.
Lightning: [on TV] Just in shock like everybody...
Mater: McQueen?
Lightning: [on TV] Crashes are a part of racing, I know, but something like that should never happen.
Darrell: [on TV] They're letting you choose your fuel for the final race. Do you have any idea what it's gonna be?
Lightning: [on TV] Allinol.
Lemons: [all gasp] What?!
J. Curby: Did he just say Allinol?!
Darrell: [on TV] After today?
Lightning: [on TV] My friend Fillmore says the fuel's safe. That's good enough for me. I didn't stand by a friend of mine recently. I'm not gonna make the same mistake twice.
Brent: [on TV] So a surprising revelation from Lightning McQueen. He will use allinol in the final race, despite what occurred today.
Prof. Z: [listening to the mastermind on the telephone] Yes, sir.
Miles: [indistinctly] ...Till Lightning McQueen is dead!
Prof. Z: Of course. [to his fellow Lemons] Allinol must be finished for good. McQueen cannot win the last race. Lightning McQueen must be killed!
Mater: No! [quickly backs up and the emergency light gets bashed by one of the televisions. The bash causes the device to malfunction, as the disguise changes into taco truck form, with his horn playing "La Cucaracha" as several tacos fall out.]
Prof. Z: (Huh?) [It cycles through his other forms: Dracula, funny car, lederhosen, before finally showing Mater's true form, as he nervously smiles; alarmed] It's the American spy!! [the Lemons all draw their weapons]
Mater: Dad-gum!
Computer: Gatling gun, request acknowledged. [two Gatling guns appear out of Mater's sides]
Prof. Z: DOWN!!! DOWN!!! EVERYBODY, DOWN!!!!
Mater: Shoot. I didn't mean--
Computer: Request acknowledged. [Mater's guns fire madly, shooting everything in the room as the Lemons drive for cover. The force of the guns makes Mater back out of the room and onto the balcony]
Mater: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait!! I didn't mean that kind of "shoot"!
Mater's Computer: Correction acknowledged. Deploying chute. [a parachute appears out of Mater's back]
Mater: Whoa-a-a! [carries him into the air. The Lemons watched as Mater go high up in the air and saw McQueen onstage] McQueen! [spots a motorboat and hook onto it.]
Boat: Whoa! What's this?!
Mater: Whoa!
Boat: Yah!
Mater: [sees McQueen onstage] McQueen! McQueen! Whoa!
[Suddenly, his tow cable comes off the boat, causing him to fall.]
Mater: Aah! [hits the leaves of a palm tree, then a hotel sign, and is about to hit a market stall]
Market Seller: Waagh! [gets hit as the screen goes black]
Mater: Let me through! Let me through! [covered in Francesco memorabilia and palm leaves, Mater skids to a halt at the media's entrance] You gotta let me in! I gotta get through to warn McQueen!
Italian Security #1: You cannot-a come through here! Back up, signore.
Italian Security #2: [into a walkie-talkie] We have a lunatic at Gate 9...
Mater: No, listen! I was disguised as a tow truck to infiltrate this Lemonhead meetin' and my weapons system misinterpreted what I was sayin'!
Italian Security #2: I repeat. Lunatic at Gate 9.
Mater: [looks past the gate] McQueen! McQueen!
Press: You are the champion!
Press Liaison: Right this way, signore.
Mater: McQueen!
Lightning: Mater?
Mater: McQueen!
Press: Give us a pose!
Mater: McQueen!
Italian Security #1: Back up, sir.
Italian Security #2: Stop moving! Stop!
[Mater darts around the securities and speeds towards the press surrounding McQueen, all his decorations dropping off]
Italian Security #1: Hey, hey, hey! Where are you going? Oy! Stop! Ferma li!
Mater: McQueen!
Lightning: That really sounded like Mater. Mater?
Press Liaison: Signore...
Mater: McQueen! They're gonna kill you!
Lightning: Mater!
Press Liaison: Signore, please...
Lightning: [moves through the press crowd] Uhhhh... scusi, scusi.
Press Liaison: No, no, where are you going?! Please, Mr. McQueen!!
Lightning: Scusi. Mater!
Mater: McQueen!
Lightning: Scusi... Mater! Mater! Mater, I'm so glad to see you. I'm so sorry--
Ivan: Lightning McQueen! I am a huge fan!
Lightning: [surprised] Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I heard--
Ivan: Yes, but that was me. I said, "You killed out there today." You're the best.
Lightning: What? Oh. I mean, thanks.
Press Liaison: Right this way, signore.
Lightning: [pushed back in the other direction] I-I really thought I heard my friend.
Ivan: In England, you'll be finished. At the finish line.
Lightning: Wait, what?
Press Liaison: Please, uh, the world press is waiting. You come-a with me, please.
[Mater, now bound and with his mouth taped, is pulled away and thrown into the back of a transport vehicle. He lands hard on his side, spitting out his tape]
Mater: Let me go!
Prof. Z: You actually care about that race car. A pity you didn't warn him in time.
[The transport vehicle's door shuts, trapping Mater inside, and blacks him out with sleeping gas]

View Quote [Meanwhile, the flashback begins with Mater looks at the flashbacks]
Mater: "Idiot"? Is that how you see me?
Finn: That’s how everyone see you. I tell you, that’s the genius of it. Nobody realizes they’re being fooled. Because they’re too busy laughing at the fool.
[Mater opens the door like Gates of Heaven. The first flashbacks in crowd in Tokyo, Japan]
Mater: Excuse me! Domo arigato!
[At the second flashback...]
Mater: [Knocks the window] You done good. You got all the leaves.
Jeff: Check out that tow truck.
Lewis: Man, I wonder who that guy's with.
Lightning: Will you guys excuse me, just a one little second.
[At the third flashback...]
Mater: Now that's a scoop of ice cream.
Sushi Chef: [In Japanese] My condolences.
[Mater eats the Wasabi Ice Cream. And then running to the water. At the fourth flashback...]
Mater: Someone give me water! [sticks his tongue underneath the waterfall] Oh, sweet relief.
Lightning: Mater.
[Francesco and the WGP Racers laughing at Mater. At the fifth flashback...]
Mater: But I never leak oil. Never.
Lightning: Mater, you have to get a hold of yourself. You're making a scene!
[At the sixth flashback...]
Mater: [noticing Lightning's angry glare] Wait a minute. I didn't screw you up, did I?
Lightning: [angrily] I LOST THE RACE BECAUSE OF YOU!!
Mater: Maybe if I talk to somebody...
Lightning: I don't need your help. I don't want your help.
[Mater is sad after the flashbacks. Then the final flashback with Mater banging the gong with everyone laughing.]
Mater: Band that gong! Get it on!
Lightning: [offscreen] Listen, this isn't Radiator Springs. This is exactly why I don't bring you along to these things!
[Mater is shocked and dream ends. Mater wakes up inside the Big Ben in London, England.]

View Quote Danny's only a man. But he can break wind at both ends simultaneous — which is more, I reckon, than any god can do.

View Quote Blast! [Carnehan realizes he has just pick-pocketed a fellow Freemason's watch]

View Quote They've twigged it Danny, you've had it!

View Quote [To Eric] You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow.

View Quote [To Brumby] You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.

View Quote I'm going to sit in the car and whistle Rule Britannia.

View Quote I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.

View Quote [to Gracie Hart] If I'd ever had a daughter, I imagine she might have been something like you... which is perhaps why I've never reproduced.

View Quote There are no words.

View Quote Dr. Royer-Collard: Some men are beyond redemption.

View Quote Dr. Royer Collard: We produce books for the discriminating collector. The compulsive inmates set the type, the listless ones do the binding and prepare the ink.

View Quote Dr. Royer-Collard: If you're going to martyr yourself, do it for God, not the chambermaid.

View Quote At one hundred yards, volley fire present! Aim! FIRE!

View Quote [Upon being told the rifles the Zulu are firing were taken from British soldiers] Well, that's a bitter pill, our own damn rifles!

View Quote Volley by ranks! First rank, FIRE! Second rank, FIRE! Third rank, FIRE!

View Quote Congratulations, Larry. It's a brave man who takes control of his own destiny.

View Quote You'll find a lot of people don't like you, Larry.

View Quote Larry Joseph Burrows: Thanks. Thanks for everything. The good and the bad. Boy, you sure do know how to make a point. Oh, and listen, Mike - whatever you've got planned for the rest of my life? It's perfect.
Mike the Bartender: [toasts] Happy birthday, Larry.

View Quote Some men aren't looking for anything logical like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

View Quote I can't wait till Wayne Manor is rebuilt so you can swap not sleeping in a penthouse for not sleeping in a mansion.

View Quote Alfred: Will you be wanting the Batpod, sir?
Bruce Wayne: In the middle of the day, Alfred? Not very subtle.
Alfred: The Lamborghini, then. [with deadpan sarcasm] Much more subtle.

View Quote [discussing the legality of performing abortions] I know it's against the law. I ask you, what has the law ever done for this place?

View Quote You don't find it depressing that Homer Wells is picking apples?

View Quote Homer Wells: [giving back an X-ray that Dr. Larch gave to him] I don't need this. I know about my condition.
Dr. Wilbur Larch: It's your heart. You ought to take it with you.

View Quote [Bruce is machining throwing weapons in the shape of bats.]
Alfred: Why bats, Master Wayne?
Bruce Wayne: Bats frighten me. It's time my enemies share my dread.
[He throws completed batarang, embedding it in a wall.]

View Quote Bruce Wayne: I wanted to save Gotham. I've failed.
Alfred: Why do we fall, Master Wayne? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Bruce: You still haven't given up on me, have you?
Alfred: Never.

View Quote Alfred: "I give a damn, because a good man once made me responsible for what was most precious to him in the whole world."

View Quote Your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for.

View Quote Pull my finger. (Luke shoots his finger off.) **** you.

View Quote Jasper: What did you do for your birthday?
Theo: Nothing.
Jasper: Oh come on, you must have done something.
Theo: Nope. Woke up, felt like shit. Went to work, felt like shit.
Jasper: That's called a hangover, Amigo.

View Quote A poacher who shoots at rabbits may scare big game away.

View Quote You've been banging on your pots again, haven't you? I've told you... if you keep on doing it, you won't have any pots left.

View Quote Freddy Benson: [omitted from the profit distribution] Excuse me. What about me? What do I get?
Lawrence Jamieson: You are the student. You get knowledge.

View Quote Just remember this - in this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.

View Quote It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.

View Quote You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

View Quote Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it... because you're not really looking... You don't really want to know... You want to be fooled.

View Quote Judge: What a way to kill someone.
Cutter: They're magicians, your honor. Men who live by dressing up plain and simple truths to shock, to amaze.
Judge: Even without an audience?
Cutter: There was an audience. You see, this water tank was of particular significance to these two men. Particularly awful significance.

View Quote Angier: I thought you said I'd have to get my hands dirty.
Cutter: Maybe someday you will; I just needed to know that you could.

View Quote Do you know that the harder thing to do and the right thing to do are usually the same thing? Nothing that has meaning is easy. "Easy" doesn't enter into grown-up life.

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View Quote Doctor, I am not paranoid. Bobbi was making threats over the phone. She said she's going to hurt me. My patient was slashed to death. And now my razor is gone. Now you don't have to be a detective to figure it out, do you?

View Quote Liz Blake: Do you want to **** me?
Dr. Elliott: Oh, yes.
Liz Blake: Then why don't you?
Dr. Elliott: Because I'm a doctor and...
Liz Blake: **** a lot of doctors.
Dr. Elliott: ...and I'm married.
Liz Blake: **** a lot of them, too.

View Quote Dr. Elliott: How are things going with you and Mike?
Kate Miller: Fine.
Dr. Elliott: Good.
Kate Miller: [considering for a moment] No, they're not fine. What a stupid word that is. He gave me one of his wham-bang specials today and I'm mad at him. Isn't that right? Shouldn't I be mad at him?
Dr. Elliott: Yeah. Did you tell him?
Kate Miller: Of course not. I moaned with pleasure at his touch - isn't that what every man wants?
Dr. Elliott: I don't know. Is it?
Kate Miller: Don't start that stuff with me.

View Quote Redbrick: When will you realize you're delicate?
Juliet: [Turns and faces her father; angry] I'm not delicate! [kicks her plastic rose off her pedestal]
Redbrick': [Walks away; annoyed] Stubborn girl.
Nanette: [Removes the rose from her mouth] She's definitely not delicate!

View Quote Redbrick: [About Gnomeo, who infiltrated the Red garden; angry] When I find him, he'll be sleeping with the fishes!
[Cut to Gnomeo and Shroom sitting at the bottom of the pond]

View Quote Juliet: Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy… I mean, what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?
Gnomeo: No, no, it shouldn't! I couldn't have said it better myself!
Juliet: Oh, my giddy aunt, did you just hear all that? What are you doing here?
Gnomeo: I don't know! I just wanted to, uh… [chuckles nervously] ...I just wanted to see you again!
Juliet: Are you crazy? If my dad finds you, he'll bury you under the patio!
Gnomeo: 'Finds me', are you joking? "Stealth" is my middle name!
[Steps on the button which sets off a display of bright lights]
Juliet: Turn it off!
Gnomeo: I’m trying.
Juliet: Do something!
Gnomeo: The button’s stuck! Come on.
Redbrick: AAH! JULIET!
Gnomeo: It won’t turn off!
Juliet: There’s something behind you!
Gnomeo: Shroom! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Nanette: Juliet, what’s with the...? Ooh! You look like a fun-gi.

View Quote [to Bruce] Remember when you left Gotham? Before all this, before Batman? You were gone seven years. Seven years I waited, hoping that you wouldn't come back. Every year, I took a holiday. I went to Florence. There's this cafe, on the banks of the Arno. Every fine evening, I'd sit there and order a Fernet Branca. I had this fantasy that I would look across the tables and I'd see you there, with a wife and maybe a couple of kids. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy. I never wanted you to come back to Gotham. I always knew there was nothing here for you, except pain and tragedy. And I wanted something more for you than that. I still do.

View Quote [In the cave, Alfred looks as Bruce Wayne prepares to go out as Batman once again after an eight-year absence]
Alfred: If you're seriously considering going back out there, you should hear the rumors surrounding Bane.
Bruce: I'm all ears.
Alfred: There is a prison in a more ancient part of the world. A pit where men are thrown to suffer and die. But sometimes a man rises from the darkness. Sometimes the pit sends something back.
Bruce: Bane.
Alfred: Bane. Born and raised in hell on earth.
Bruce: Born in a prison?
Alfred: No one knows why, or how he escaped. But they do know that once he did, he was trained by Ra's Al Ghul, your mentor.
Bruce: Bane was a member of the League of Shadows?
Alfred: And then he was excommunicated. And any man who is too extreme for Ra's Al Ghul is not to be trifled with.
Bruce: I didn't realize I was known for trifling with criminals.
Alfred: That was then. And you can strap up your leg and put your mask back on. But that doesn't make who you were.
Bruce: If this man is everything that you say he is, then the city needs me.
Alfred: The city needs Bruce Wayne. Your resources, your knowledge. It doesn't need your body, or your life. That time has passed.
Bruce: You're afraid that if I go back out there, I'll fail.
Alfred: No. I'm afraid that you want to.

View Quote Alfred: I'll get this to Mr. Fox, but no more. I've sewn you up, I've set your bones, but I won't bury you. I've buried enough members of the Wayne family.
Bruce: You'll leave me?
Alfred: You see only one end to your journey. Leaving is all I have to make you understand. You're not Batman anymore. You have to find another way. You used to talk about finishing, about a life beyond that awful cave.
Bruce: Alfred, Rachel died knowing that we had decided to be together; that was my life beyond the cave. I can't just move on. She didn't, she couldn't.
Alfred: What if she had?
Bruce: She didn't, I can't change that.
Alfred: What if, before she died, she wrote a letter saying she chose Harvey Dent over you? And what if, to spare you pain, I burnt that letter?
Bruce: How dare you use Rachel to try to stop me?
Alfred: I am using the truth, Master Wayne. Maybe it's time we all stop trying to outsmart the truth and let it have its day! I'm sorry.
Bruce: You're sorry? You expect to destroy my world, and then think we're going to shake hands?
Alfred: No... no, I know what this means.
Bruce: What does it mean?
Alfred: [voice breaking] It means your hatred... and it also means losing someone that I have cared for since I first heard his cries echo through this house. But it might also mean saving your life. And that is more important.
Bruce: Goodbye, Alfred.

View Quote Ghost of Christmas Past: Let us see another Christmas in this place.
Ebenezer Scrooge: They were all very much the same. Nothing ever changed.
Ghost of Christmas Past: You changed.

View Quote Jacob Marley: Why do you doubt your senses?
Ebenezer Scrooge: Because a little thing can affect them. A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat. You may be a bit of undigested beef, a blob of mustard, a crumb of cheese. Yes, there's more gravy than of grave about you!
Robert Marley: "More of gravy than of grave"?
Jacob Marley: What a terrible pun! Where do you get those jokes?
Robert Marley: Leave the comedy to the bears, Ebenezer!

View Quote [The Ghost of Christmas Future has taken Scrooge back to the graveyard]
Ebenezer Scrooge: Must we return to this place? There is something else I must know, is that not true? Spirit, I know what I must ask. I fear to, but I must. Who was the wretched man whose death brought so much glee and happiness to others?
[The Ghost points to a gravestone. Scrooge starts to step towards it, but then turns back to the Ghost, frightened]
Ebenezer Scrooge: Answer me one more question: Are these the shadows of things that will be, or are they the shadows of things that may be only?
[The Ghost points to the gravestone again, Scrooge slowly steps towards it, apprehensively]
Ebenezer Scrooge: These events can be changed... A life can be made right.
[Scrooge finally reaches the gravestone and brushes off the snow covering it, revealing the name...]
Ebenezer Scrooge: [gasps and breaks down] "Ebenezer Scrooge"?! Oh, please, Spirit, no! Hear me! I–I'm not the man I was! Why would you show me this if I was past all hope? [Goes back to the Ghost, crying] I–I will honor Christmas and try to keep it all the year. I will live my life in the past, the present, and the future. I will not shut out the lessons the spirits have taught me. [Gestures to his gravestone] Tell me that I may sponge out the writing on this stone. [Falls to his knees, grasping the Ghost's robe desperately] Oh, Spirit...Please speak to me!
[Scrooge suddenly finds himself back in his room on Christmas Day in the present]

View Quote [Cobb meets with his new architect, Ariadne]
Miles: Ariadne. I'd like you to meet Mr. Cobb.
Ariadne: Pleased to meet you.
Miles: If you have a few moments, Mr. Cobb has a job offer he'd like to discuss with you.
Ariadne: A work placement?
Cobb: Not exactly.

View Quote [Cobb meets in Paris with his father-in-law, Miles]
Cobb: You never did like your office, did you?
Miles: No space to think in that broom cupboard...Is it safe for you to be here?
Cobb: Extradition between France and the United States is a bureaucratic nightmare, you know that.
Miles: I think they might find a way to make it work in your case.
Cobb: [holding a bag] Look, I, uh, brought these for you to give to the kids when you get a chance.
Miles: It'll take more than the occasional stuffed animal to convince those children they still have a father.
Cobb: I'm just doing what I know. I'm doing what you taught me.
Miles: I never taught you to be a thief.
Cobb: No, you taught me to navigate people's minds. But after what happened there weren't a whole lot of legitimate ways for me to use that skill.
Miles: ...What you doing here Dom?
Cobb: I think I found a way home. It's a job for some very, very powerful people. People who I believe can fix my charges permanently...But I need your help
Miles: You're here to corrupt one of my brightest and best.
Cobb: You know what I'm offering. You have to let them decide for themselves.
Miles: Money.
Cobb: Not just money. You remember. It's the chance to build cathedrals, entire cities, things that never existed, things that couldn't exist in the real world.
Miles: So you want me to let someone else follow you into your fantasy?
Cobb: They don't actually come into the dream. They just design the levels and teach them to the dreamers. That's all.
Miles: Design it yourself.
Cobb: Mal won't let me.
Miles: ...Come back to reality, Dom. Please.
Cobb: Reality. Those kids, your grandchildren, they're waiting for their father to come back home. That's their reality. And this job, this last job, that's how I get there. I would not be standing here if I knew any other way...I need an architect who's as good as I was.
Miles: I've got somebody better.

View Quote [Scene cuts to all team members waking up on the plane, Saito gives a look of appreciation to Cobb for going into Limbo to pull him out. [The plane is about to land] Cobb looks at Saito to see if he will honor the agreement. Saito makes a phone call. Each team member passes through customs, Cobb goes last; Cobb is able to safely walk through without being arrested. Miles is at pickup to take Cobb home.]
Miles: Welcome. This way.
[Cobb has a look of joy finally going back home. Cobb arrives home happy to see his children, but after thinking about the events of the day, decides to check his reality one last time with the spinning top, [As the top spins] Cobb see's his children outside as they usually appear in his dreams but now visibly older.]
Miles: James? Phillipa? Look who's here [Unlike in his dreams. The kid's look up and see their father and run to him]
Cobb: Hey...Hey, guys! Hey! How are you?
Phillipa: DADDY! DADDY!
James: DADDY!
[Cobb runs to embrace his children. Miles smiles as he goes inside]
Cobb: How are you?
James: Look what I've been building.
Cobb: What are you building.
James: We're building a house on the cliff!
Cobb: On a cliff? Come on...I want you to show me. Can you show me?
James: Let's go.
Phillipa: Come on, Daddy!
[Scene transitions back over to the spinning top...still...spinning...but...just as the top begins to topple, the scene cut's to black. [movie ends] ]

View Quote Damn passengers! You're all the same! Complain, complain! [shark rises out of water] Ohh shit!

View Quote Hoagie Newcombe: I have an irresistible urge to kiss you, Ellen Brody.
Ellen Brody: Why?
Hoagie Newcombe: Because... it would not occur to you why.

View Quote Hoagie Newcombe: Hang on to your socks, lads.
Jake: Hey! Wait a minute, man! You sure you know how to do this?
Hoagie Newcombe: Of course not! What kind of pilot do you think I am?

View Quote Who's up for an adventure?

View Quote Sean: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...
Hank: ...The mysterious island.
Hank: [watches Alexander mount a giant bee] Hey, get down from there!
Alexander: And why should I?
Hank: Because Medicare doesn't cover old ladies falling off of bees. Now get down from there!
Alexander: Suit yourself! But make sure you're wearing swimming trunks when this place becomes the Pacific Ocean!
Alexander: [on Sean's sprained ankle] On three. One...
[pops ankle back]
Hank: What happened to two and three?
Sean: Yes, what happened to two and three?
Alexander: Two. Three.