A character in Secondhand Lions (2003)

Walter quotes from Secondhand Lions (2003)

Haley Joel Osment

3rd most-quoted character in Secondhand Lions (2003): in 7 of its 18 quotes
Most scenes with: Garth (5), Hub McCann (4)

A line from Walter

She was a real lion, wasn't she? There at the end. A real jungle lion. A real Africa lion.

Scenes with Walter

6 scenes
Ralph

Hub, I don't see why you have to drive, it's my car!

Hub

Quit whinin'.

Ralph

We find that kid he's gonna get a piece of my mind.

There he is.

Hub
[Hub pulls in at a closed gas station; Ralph goes to open his door]

Lawyer! Stay in the car!

Hub, come on.

Hub
[hesitant]

No, not me. You-

Hub. Get out of the car. [Garth and Hub go over and sit beside Walter] Planning your next move? Where you goin'?

Walter

Here. Area code 406, Montana.

How come you're not headin' to Fort Worth, where your mum is?

Walter

She's not there. She lied. Again.

Listen, kid, we know you got your heart set on goin' to Montana, but... it's late. Hub, help me out here.

Hub

Why? Sounds like his mind's made up. Good luck in Montana, kid.

[Garth gives him a look and points to Walter's map]

We got better maps than that one at the house, right Hub?

Hub

Yeah, man needs a good map, that's for sure.

Walter

I've been to the orphan home before. I don't wanna go back.

Hub

Damn it, kid. It ain't our fault you got a lousy damn mother. [Garth gives him another look]

Walter

I guess I should get going. Which way is North?

Hub
[Hub points but Garth pushes his hand down; Ralph irritably sounds his car's horn.]

I'll say one thing for this kid, he sure pisses off the relatives!

Listen, kid, do us a favor. If you come back to the house and stay awhile... Why, our relatives are going to hate it. I bet they hate it so much, they go away and leave us all the hell alone.

Hub

It's crazy enough, it just might work.

Come on, kid. Help us out here.

Salesman
[A traveling salesman arrives, but unlike the others immediately takes cover behind his car, waving a white flag.]

Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

He's been here before! This is no ordinary salesman.

Salesman

Brothers McCann?

Hub

Hell, I like me a challenge.

Salesman

Can we talk?

Hub

Come out where we can see you!

Salesman

Put down your guns and I'll come out!

[Grins]

This guy is good.

Hub

I'll cover him- you sneak around. [Walter tugs at his arm] What're you-what? What?

Walter

Why not see what he's sellin'?

Salesman

Let me just show it to you!

Hub

What the hell for?

Salesman

It's right behind my car!

Walter

Well, what's the good of having all that money if you're never gonna spend it?

Salesman

Trust me!

Could be the kid has a point.

Hub

Well. We'll see what the man's sellin'. Then we'll shoot 'im.

Good plan.

Walter

So can I keep him? I'll look after him and take care of him and feed him and everything! I never had a pet of my very own before.

Hub

So kid, you want to take care of it, nurse it back to health?

Hub
[Walter nods eagerly.]

Good. Then we shoot it.

[Hub and Garth walk away.]

That's some lion you bought.

Hub

That's some garden seeds you bought.

Walter
[Walter begins to close the crate, looks at lion.]

Don't worry, they're not as bad as they seem right at first.

Walter

What kind of greedy, no-good scum would turn in Uncle Hub for money?

[Leans in and grins]

Well, I would.

Walter
[eyes widening with realization]

Ah, it was a trick.

Yeah, it was a trick.

Walter

If I'm gonna live here, there's gonna be some conditions.

Hub

Conditions?

Walter

No more dangerous stuff. No more fighting teenagers. No airplanes. More vegetables, less meat.

Hub
[Incredulous]

What do you expect us to die of? Old age?

[Walter nods, smiling]

Well... welcome home.

Sheikh's great-grandson: So, the two men in Great-Grandfather's stories: they really lived?!

Walter

Yeah. They really lived.

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