David My brain is falling out.
Played by Haley Joel Osment 
A.I. (2001) · 42 quotes
A.I. (2001) · 42 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in A.I. (2001): in 11 of its 42 quotes
Most scenes with: Monica (3)
My mommy doesn't hate me! Because I'm special! And unique! Because there's never been anyone like me before, ever! Mommy loves Martin because he is real, and when I am real Mommy's going to read to me and tuck me in my bed and sing to me and listen to what I say and she will cuddle with me and tell me every day a hundred times a day that she loves me!
More lines from David
6 quotes David David Please make me a real boy.
David I like your floor.
David I never had a birthday.
David Mommy... I'm sorry I broke myself.
David I can never go to sleep... but I can lay quietly and not make a peep.
Scenes with David
4 scenes David What's for dinner tonight?
You know you don't eat.
David Yes. But I like sitting at the table.
David Mommy? Will you die?
Well, one day, David, yes, I will.
David I'll be alone.
Don't worry yourself so.
David How long will you live?
For ages. For 50 years.
David I love you, Mommy. I hope you never die. Never.
Are you in trouble? Have you run away from someone?
David My mother told me to run away.
Why did she say that?
David I guess because Henry didn't like me.
Why was that?
David Martin came home. After I find the Blue Fairy then I can go home. Mommy will love a real boy. The Blue Fairy will make me into one.
Is Blue Fairy Mecha, Orga, man or woman?
David Woman.
Woman? I know women! They sometimes ask for me by name. I know all about women. About as much as there is to know. No two are ever alike, And after they've met me, no two are ever the same. And I know where most of them can be found.
David Where?
Rouge City. Across the Delaware. Too far for our feet. We'll need help to get there. And it's not without peril. We will have to journey towards the moon.
David Are there many women in Rouge City?
As there are stars at night.
David How do we find just one?
We will ask Dr. Know. There is nothing he doesn't. Exactly what name do you give this woman?
David She is just Blue Fairy.
Blue Fairy. In the world of Orga, blue is the color of melancholy. Yet the services I provide will put a blush back on anyone's cheek. I will change the color of your fairy for you. She will scream out: "Oh, yes! Oh, God! Oh, yes! Oh, God! Oh, God!". She will make you a real boy for I will make her a real woman and all will be right with the world because you held my hand and saved my brain so that once again my customers my ask for me by name: "Gigolo Joe, whaddaya know?".
You won't understand the reasons but I have to leave you here.
David Is it a game?
No.
David When will you come back for me?
I'm not, David. You'll have to be here by yourself.
David Alone?
With Teddy.
David No. No, no, no! No, Mommy, please! No, no. Please, Mommy.
They would destroy you, David!
David I'm sorry I broke myself. I'm so sorry I cut your hair off. I'm sorry I hurt Martin.
I have to go. I have to go! Stop it! I have to go now.
David Mommy, don't! Mommy, if Pinocchio became real and I become a real boy can I come home?
That's just a story.
David But a story tells what happens.
Stories are not real! You're not real! Now, look. Take this, alright? Don't let anyone see how much it is. Look. Don't go that way. Go anywhere but that way or they'll catch you. Don't ever let them catch you! Listen, stay away from Flesh Fairs, away from where there are lots of people. Stay away from all people. Only others like you, only Mecha are safe!
David Why do you want to leave me? Why? I'm sorry I'm not real. If you let me, I'll be so real for you!
Let go, David! Let go! I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the world.
