Lightning McQueen quotes from Cars 2 (2011)

Oh, Lightning! Welcome home!

Good to have you back, honey.

Congratulations, man!

Welcome home, Soldier.

This place wasn’t the same without you, son.

What? Did he go somewhere?

Lightning

It’s good to be home, everybody. [hears Mater’s horn and sees him coming] Mater.

McQueen! [Otis shrieks]

Lightning

Mater!

McQueen!

Hey, how far'd you make it this time, Otis?

Halfway... [panting] to the county line.

Ooh, not bad, man! [turns on the lift for Otis]

I know! I can't believe it either!

McQueen, welcome back! [they fist bump with their front wheels]

Lightning

Mater, it’s good to see you!

You too, buddy, oh man, you ain’t gonna believe the things. I got planned for us.

Oh, these best friends greetings, they get longer every year.

You ready to have some serious fun?

Lightning

Well, actually I’ve got something to show you first.

Wow! I can’t believe they renamed the Piston Cup after our very own Doc Hudson!

Miles Axlerod

And now, our last competitor. Number 95: Lightning McQueen!

Lightning

Ka-chow! Thank you so much for having us, Sir Axlerod. I really look forward to racing. This is a great opportunity.

Miles

The pleasure's all ours, Lightning. You and your team bring excellence and professionalism to this competition.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Someone give me water! Aah! [sticks his tongue underneath the waterfall] Oh, sweet relief. Sweet relief. [now sated, approaches the microphone] Whatever you do, do not eat the free pistachio ice cream. It has turned. [echoes]

Lightning

Sir Axlerod, I can explain. This is Mater. He's--

Miles

No, I know him. This is the bloke that called in to the television show. You're the one I have to thank.

No, thank you. This trip has been amazing.

Miles

Ah! He's a little excited, isn't he?

Lightning

Mater!

But wait, I-- Oh, shoot!

Lightning

Mater.

Miles

Uh, have you got a towel?

Lightning

Mater, you have to get a hold of yourself. You're making a scene!

But I never leak oil. Never.

Lightning

Go take care of yourself right now. [Mater shamefully drives away]

Comin' through! Excuse me. Leakin' Oil. Where's the bathroom? Thank you. I gotta go. Oh, uh-- Uh-- [goes into the ladies' bathroom, the women cars scream in embarrassment] Sorry, ladies!

Japan, land of the rising sun, where ancient tradition meets modern technology. Welcome to the inaugural running of the World Grand Prix. I'm Brent Mustangburger, here with racing legends Darrell Cartrip and David Hobbscap. There's never been a competition like this before. First, Allinol, making it's debut tonight as the required fuelfor all these great champions. Second, the course itself, and it's like nothing we've ever seen before. David, how exactly does this competition work?

Well, Brent, all three of these street courses are classic round-the-house racetracks. [The camera shows the labeled in Japan, Italy and England.] This means that the LMP and Formula cars should break out of the gate in spectacular fashion. Look for Francesco Bernoulli in particular to lead early. And with a series of technical turns throughout GT and Touring cars like Spain's Miguel Camino should make up some ground but I doubt it'll be enough to stop Francesco from absolutely running away with it.

Whoa, now just hold your horsepower. You're forgetting the most important factor here. That early dirt track section of the course! The dirt is supposed to be the great equalizer in this race.

French rally car Raoul ÇaRoule is counting on a big boost heading through there.

And don't forget Lightning McQueen! His mentor, the Hudson Hornet, was one of the greatest dirt track racers of all time. In my opinion, McQueen is the best all-around racer in this competition.

Really, Darrell, I think you need to clean your windshield. You're clearly not seeing this for what it is: Francesco's race to lose.

It's time for find out. The racers are locking into the grid.

Lightning

Speed. I am speed.

Francesco

Really? You're a speed? Then Francesco is triple speed. [closes his eyes.] Francesco is triple speed. Oh-ho! Francesco likes this, McQueen. It's really getting him into the zone!

Lightning

He is so getting beat today.
[Then lights comes on '3, 2, 1, GO!' Then start the race.]

Francesco!

Francesco, over here. Hey, what was your strategy today?

Francesco

Strategia? Francesco needs-a no strategy, it’s-a very simple: You start the race, wait for Lightning McQueen to choke, pass him, then win. Francesco always-a wins, it’s a boring. [Lightning rolls his eyes.]

I gotta tell you dude, you were in trouble for awhile. That dirt track section had you crawlin’. [Lightning notices Mater leaving and sneaks off.]

Francesco

To truly crush one’s dream, you must first raise their hopes very high.

Lightning

MATER!

Hey, McQueen! What happened, is the race over? You won, right?

Lightning

Mater, why were you yelling things at me while I was racing?!

"Yellin'"? Oh, you thought... [chuckles] Oh! That's funny right there. Naw. See, that's 'cause I seen these two fellers doing some sort of karate street performance. It was nut so. One of 'em even had a flamethrower...

Lightning

"A flamethrower"? What are you talking about? I-I don't understand, where were you?

Goin' to meet my date.

Lightning

Your date?

She started talkin' to me as a voice in my head, tellin' me where to go–-
Lightning: What?

Wait a minute. I didn't screw you up, did I?

Lightning

I lost the race because of you!

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

Lightning

An imaginary girlfriend? Flamethrowers? You know, this is exactly why I don't bring you along to these things!

Maybe if I, I don't know... talk to somebody, and explain what happened, I could help.

Lightning

I don't need your help. I don't want your help. [drives off, but is stopped by the paparazzi and Mater is upset]

Hey, there he is!

McQueen, you had it in the bag!

Yeah, what happened?

Lightning

I-I made a mistake, but I can assure you, it won't happen again. [Mater drives over to the TV monitors; he slumps] Look, guys. We know what the problem is, and we've taken care of it! [Mater sadly drives away]

Lightning McQueen loses in the last lap to Francesco Bernoulli in the first race of the World Grand Prix. And three, count em', three cars flamed out, leaving some to suggest that their fuel, Allinol, might be to blame.

Miles

Allinol is safe! Alternative fuel is safe! There is no way my fuel caused these cars to flame out!

Well, the jury may still be out on whether allinol caused these accidents, but one thing's for sure: Lightning McQueen blew this race!

Team McQueen can’t be happy right now.

Finn

Come with me, please, sir.

But I’m gonna miss my plane.

Finn

Right this way.

Ah, doggone it. This is about my hook, ain’t it? I know I should have checked it, but i can’t, really. [as they go into the waiting room] Look. It’s attached to me. Hey, I know you. You’re that feller from the karate demonstration.

Finn

I never properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile, British intelligence.

Tow Mater, Average Intelligence.

Finn

Who are you with? FBI, CIA?

Let's just say I'm a triple AAA affiliated. Yeah, I know some karate. I don't want to brag or nuttin', but I got me a black fan belt. You wanna see some moves I made up?

Finn

You're being followed. [shoots a glass cutter at the window]

This first one, I can reach into a car's hood pull out his battery, and show it to him before he stalls. I call it, “What I accidentally did to my friend Luigi once.” [does karate moves, crushing an oil can] Hey! Hi-yah-pah! Hi-yah!

There he is!

Hi-hi-tah! Huh! [after Finn's glass cutter finishes cutting through the window] Look, I probably ought to go. I’m about to miss my flight. [starts to leave]

Finn

Don’t worry. I’ve taken care of that. [pulls him towards the hole in the window]

Whoa!

Finn

Hang on!!

Whoa-hah-hah-hah! This is first-class service. You don't even have to go through the terminal!

Your karate partners is back there. They kinda look like they tryin' to catch up!

Finn

Drive forward. Whatever you do, don’t stop!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa... [releases his missile, before being tipped over] Aaahh!

Is everythin' okay back there?

Siddeley

Finn, it's Sid. I'm on approach.

Finn

Roger that.

'Member that whole thing about me not us not stoppin' no matter what?

Whoa! I knew I shoulda done carry-on!

Finn

Thanks, old boy!

Siddeley

You got it, mate! [opens his back ramp]

Hey, doggonit! Look, it’s my imaginary girlfriend!

Holley

Come on! Get in here!

I tell you what, you really do want this first date, don't ya? [as Holley watches with a shocked face] That's a no-quit attitude right there! [Suddenly, gunshots are seen beside him] What the...?

Siddeley

Aargh!

Finn

Hold on, Sid.

Aargh!

Siddeley

Come on, Finn! It’s now or never!

Whoa!

Siddeley

Hold on! [takes off just before he can hit the barriers]

By the time you read this, I'll be safely on an airplane flying home. I'm so sorry for what I did.

Lightning

"I don't want to be the cause of you losing any more races. I want you to go prove to the world what I already know: [the camera pans to show Guido and Luigi with big dewy eyes, trying to hold it together] That you are the greatest race car in the whole wide world. Your best friend, Mater." [looks up] I didn't really want him to leave.

Wait, there's more here. [moves to next page] "P.S. Please tell the hotel I didn't mean to order that movie. I thought it was just a preview and I didn't realize I was paying for it." [shifts the page] "P.P.S. That's funny right there. P.P."? [shifts the pages around] There's a few more pages of P.S's here.

Lightning

Well, at least I know if he's at home he'll be safe. ( foreshadowing: he definitely won't be...)

Francesco

Impossibile!

Lightning

Mater?!

Check it out! They let me keep the rockets!

Lightning

I'll see you at the finish line, buddy!

Not if I see you first! [together, they zoom off.]
Then Mater and Holley have cute purple truck babies.

There were even some non-Ferrari fights. So tell me them, va bene. It’s okay to fight. Everybody fights now and then, especially best friends. But you got to make up fast. No fight more important than friendship. Chi trova un'amico, trova un tesoro.

Lightning

What does that mean?

Mama Topolino

"Whoever find a friend, find a treasure." Now manga! Eat!

Mater, just cut to the chase.

Okay, it's him! [points to Miles]

Miles

What? Me? You've got to be crazy.

I figured it out when I realized y'all attached this tickin' time bomb with Whitworth bolts. The same bolts that hold together that old British engine from the photograph. Holley, show that picture!

Holley

Okay. [holographically shows said photo of the mysterious hood engine]

And then I remembered what they said about old British Engines - "If there ain't no oil under 'em, there ain't no oil in 'em!"

Miles

What is he talking about?

It was you leakin' oil at the party in Japan! [flashback of Miles leaking oil, and blaming Mater] You just blamed it on me. [flashback ends]

Miles

Electric cars don't use oil, you twit!

Then you're fakin' it. You didn't convert to no electric. [realizes that he knows the truth, Miles backs away] We pop that hood, we gonna see that engine from that picture right there.

Miles

This lorry's crazy! He's gonna kill us all! [backs up to the edge of the stage] STAY AWAY!

Holley

But Sir Axlerod created the race, Mater. Why would he want to hurt anyone?

To make Allinol look bad so everybody would go back to usin' oil. I mean, he said it himself with that disguised voice.

Miles

"Disguised voice"? What are you talking about?! YOU'RE NUTS, YOU ARE!

This is going nowhere fast. We really should go, Grandmother.

One moment. I'd like to see where this is going. [bomb countdown reaches to 00:29.]

Finn

Mater, he created Allinol.

Yeah, but what if he found that huge oil field just as the world was tryin' to find something else? What if he came up with Allinol just to make alternative fuel look bad?

Miles

"What if"? You're basing this on a "what if"?!

Okay, that's it! Lads, clear out! [the Queen and spectators evacuate]

Miles

Wait, somebody save me! The lorry's crazy! KEEP AWAY, YOU IDIOT!

Finn

Mater?!

Holley

Mater!

Miles

Someone, do something! [Mater stands his ground, glaring at Miles, while everyone braces for the explosion] YOU'RE INSANE, YOU ARE! [Bomb countdown 00:03, then 00:02. Axlerod shuts his eyes, screaming] DEACTIVATE!!!

Bomb deactivated. Have a nice day, Sir Axlerod. :) [Mater smiles in satisfaction. Axlerod is shocked at what he said, as police cars approach to arrest him. Mater pops open Axlerod's hood, revealing the mysterious V8 engine.]

Finn

The engine from the photo.

Holley

It's a perfect match. [brings up the image and does a match between Miles' and the blue one's]

Miles

How did the tow truck figure it out?

It's official, you’re coming to all my races from now on.

Now you're talkin'!

Holley

Mater, we got to get that bomb off of you.

Lightning

Bomb?

Yeah, they strapped it to me to kill you as a back-up plan.

Lightning

Back-up plan? Mater, who put a bomb on you?

You! Why my death ray didn't kill you?!

Lightning

Death ray?!

Finn

Turn off the bomb, Zündapp!

Are you all so dense? It's voice-activated. Everything is voice-activated these days.

Deactivate! Deactivate!

Voice denied. [a bomb starts a countdown mechanism from 4:59 to 4:58 to 4:57; Mater gasps in shock.]

Huh!

Oops. Did I forget to mention that it can only be disarmed by the one who activated it?

Holley

Say it.

Deactivate.

Voice denied. [the bomb lowers down from 4:48 to 3:48 to 3:47; Mater gasps.]

Oh. I'm not the one who activated it. Would anyone else like to try? [Shiftwell zaps him]

Finn

You read my mind.

Holley

He was getting on my nerves.

Lightning

What do we do?

It’s very simple. You blow up.

Lightning

I’m going out on a limb here. These are the guys that want me dead, correct?

It’s nothing personal.

Fellers, listen. I know what you’re going through. Everybody's been laughing at me my whole life too. [the Lemons seem to take this in] But becoming powerful and rich beyond your wildest dreams ain't gonna make you feel better.

Yeah, but it’s worth a shot!
[Suddenly, from behind them, Red shoots water at the Gremlins, with Sally joining him, causing them to overturn and flip, with J. Curby landing on his front behind a metal fence. Finn uses his grappling hooks to move up into the air and pull four lemons towards each other, while Holley uses her wings to carry two other thugs and make them hit a few others. Two of the lemons try to take part, but then Guido takes off their tires]

Pit stop.

Not today, boys!
[Vladimir tries to move, but gives up when he is unable to move with the parking boot on. Guido then moves away another thug, yelling in Italian. Ivan tries to ram into McQueen, but Mater defends, punching him away as well as a couple more of the lemons and human thugs, and yells as he uses his tow hook to throw Tubbs Pacer towards Ramone, who sprays paint over his eyes. He then sees Finn, Mater, McQueen, Holley, and the other Radiator Springs residents are all watching angrily at him and the other lemons]

Retreat! [flees along with the remaining thugs, but immediately finds Sarge and the army confronting them]

Thanks for the help, Corporal.

Anything for one of Pop's mates.

Lightning

What’s he saying? What’s wrong?

None of his wrenches fit the bolts!

I get it. I get it! I know what needs to be done.

Lightning

Then do it.

What? No, I can’t do it. Look, nobody takes me seriously. I know that now. This ain’t Radiator Springs.

Lightning

Yes, it is. Be yourself in Radiator Springs. Be yourself here. And if-if people aren't taking you seriously, then they need to change, not you. I know that because I was wrong before. Now, you can do this. You're the bomb.

Thanks, buddy.

Lightning

No, no, no, you're the actual bomb. Now let's go!

Oh, right! Hang on! [hooks up to McQueen, and drives off]

Finn

Where's he going?

Computer!

Yes, Agent Mater?

I need that thing you done before to get me away from McQueen!

Request acknowledged. [brings out Mater's rockets and activates him]

Lightning

Mater?

Now I need you to do shoot! The second kind, not the first!

Deploying chute. [brings out the chute; Mater and McQueen soar up in the sky]

Finn

Mater.

Finn, you’re okay!

Finn

Listen to me. The bomb is on you! They knew you'd try to help McQueen. When we were knocked out, they planted it your air filter!

Uh-oh.

Lightning

Mater, there you are!

Stop right there!

Lightning

Oh, man, I've been so worried about you!

Don't come any closer!

Lightning

Are you okay?

No, I'm not okay! Stay away from me!

Lightning

No, wait! Wait!

Hold everything. A tow truck has just raced onto the track, and he's driving backwards!

Lightning

Mater, wait!

Normally, an emergency vehicle on the track means there's been an accident.

Wait, wait. Lightning McQueen is chasing him!

Lightning

Mater, wait!

Stay back! If you get close to me, you're gonna get hurt real bad!

Lightning

I know I made you feel that way before, but none of that matters! Because we're best friends!

And McQueen seems to be having a conversation with a tow truck.

I don’t know who that truck is Brent. But I’ll tell you what, he’s got to be the world's best backwards driver! [Prof. Z chuckles]

McQueen, you don’t get it! I'm the bomb!

Lightning

Yes, Mater! You are the bomb! That’s what I’m trying to say here! You’ve always been the bomb! And you’ll always be the bomb!

Stay away!

Lightning

No! Never!

Almost there.

Lightning

I'm not... letting you... GET AWAY AGAIN!!! [grabs Mater's tow cable]

Got to keep away from McQueen!

Request acknowledged.

Lightning

Oh, my gosh!
[Mater rockets off at a tremendous speed, dragging McQueen with him.]

"Idiot"? Is that how you see me?

Finn

That’s how everyone see you. I tell you, that’s the genius of it. Nobody realizes they’re being fooled. Because they’re too busy laughing at the fool.

Excuse me! Domo arigato!

You done good. You got all the leaves.

Check out that tow truck.

Man, I wonder who that guy's with.

Lightning

Will you guys excuse me, just a one little second.

Now that's a scoop of ice cream.

My condolences.

Someone give me water! [sticks his tongue underneath the waterfall] Oh, sweet relief.

Lightning

Mater.

But I never leak oil. Never.

Lightning

Mater, you have to get a hold of yourself. You're making a scene!

Wait a minute. I didn't screw you up, did I?

Lightning

I LOST THE RACE BECAUSE OF YOU!!

Maybe if I talk to somebody...

Lightning

I don't need your help. I don't want your help.

Band that gong! Get it on!

Lightning

Listen, this isn't Radiator Springs. This is exactly why I don't bring you along to these things!
[Mater is shocked and dream ends. Mater wakes up inside the Big Ben in London, England.]

Francesco

Francesco understands this, McQueen.

Lightning

Oh, great. Here it comes. What've you got, Francesco?

Francesco

For famous race cars like Francesco and, well... you, to be far away from home, is not easy.

Lightning

I think you forgot the insulting part of that insult.

Francesco

It's-a no insult! When Francesco is away from home, he misses his mama! Just like you miss your tow truck, amico.

Lightning

Gee, I maybe misjudged you, because that's exactly how I--

Francesco

Of course! I am at home! And my mama is right here! [points and waves at a vintage Ferrari in the crowd who is smiling, blowing kisses and waving back] Mama! Don't worry, Mama! McQueen is very sad! I will beat his cry-baby bottom today!

Lightning

And... there's the insult we were missing. Grazie!

Finn

No!

Miles

Long live Lemons!

Oh, number 7 is loose! Shu Todoroki!

Holley

Finn?

Bumper to bumper as they approach the finish line! McQueen's the winner! Francesco’s second! They have no idea what happened behind them.

Francesco

Ugh! This is impossible!

Lightning

That’s what I’m talking about! Ka-chow! [Ambulances sirens] Wh- What happened? Where are all the other cars?

Francesco

What is going on?

Lightning

Oh, no!

Sir Axlerod, is the final race in London still going to take place?

Miles

I suppose that... [sighs] Look, the show must go on, as they say. But now is not the time to talk about...

I can't believe this is really happening!

Shh! Quiet!

And allinol? Will you require all the racers to still run on allinol?

Here it comes!

Miles

I cannot, in good conscience, continue to risk the lives of any more race cars. The final race will not be run on allinol.

Ah-ha-ha! Ha-ha! [continue cheering]

There you have it, a clearly devastated Sir Miles Axlerod announcing that he will not require the cars to use allinol for the final race.

A toast! To the death of allinol and alternative fuel forever!

Holley

Mater, abort the mission! They've got Finn. Get out of there. Get out of there right now!

How is your grandfather?

Long live lemons!

Isn’t this a great party, Ivan, huh?

Oh yeah, it’s unbelievable.

You’re not leaving, are you?

Uh, of course I’m not leaving.

Lightning

Just in shock like everybody...

McQueen?

Lightning

Crashes are a part of racing, I know, but something like that should never happen.

They're letting you choose your fuel for the final race. Do you have any idea what it's gonna be?

Lightning

Allinol.

What?!

Did he just say Allinol?!

After today?

Lightning

My friend Fillmore says the fuel's safe. That's good enough for me. I didn't stand by a friend of mine recently. I'm not gonna make the same mistake twice.

So a surprising revelation from Lightning McQueen. He will use allinol in the final race, despite what occurred today.

Yes, sir.

Miles

...Till Lightning McQueen is dead!

Of course. [to his fellow Lemons] Allinol must be finished for good. McQueen cannot win the last race. Lightning McQueen must be killed!

No! [quickly backs up and the emergency light gets bashed by one of the televisions. The bash causes the device to malfunction, as the disguise changes into taco truck form, with his horn playing "La Cucaracha" as several tacos fall out.]

It's the American spy!! [the Lemons all draw their weapons]

Dad-gum!

Gatling gun, request acknowledged. [two Gatling guns appear out of Mater's sides]

DOWN!!! DOWN!!! EVERYBODY, DOWN!!!!

Shoot. I didn't mean--

Request acknowledged. [Mater's guns fire madly, shooting everything in the room as the Lemons drive for cover. The force of the guns makes Mater back out of the room and onto the balcony]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait!! I didn't mean that kind of "shoot"!

Correction acknowledged. Deploying chute. [a parachute appears out of Mater's back]

Whoa-a-a! [carries him into the air. The Lemons watched as Mater go high up in the air and saw McQueen onstage] McQueen! [spots a motorboat and hook onto it.]

Whoa! What's this?!

Whoa!

Yah!

McQueen! McQueen! Whoa!

Aah! [hits the leaves of a palm tree, then a hotel sign, and is about to hit a market stall]

Waagh! [gets hit as the screen goes black]

Let me through! Let me through! [covered in Francesco memorabilia and palm leaves, Mater skids to a halt at the media's entrance] You gotta let me in! I gotta get through to warn McQueen!

You cannot-a come through here! Back up, signore.

We have a lunatic at Gate 9...

No, listen! I was disguised as a tow truck to infiltrate this Lemonhead meetin' and my weapons system misinterpreted what I was sayin'!

I repeat. Lunatic at Gate 9.

McQueen! McQueen!

You are the champion!

Right this way, signore.

McQueen!

Lightning

Mater?

McQueen!

Give us a pose!

McQueen!

Back up, sir.

Stop moving! Stop!

Hey, hey, hey! Where are you going? Oy! Stop! Ferma li!

McQueen!

Lightning

That really sounded like Mater. Mater?

Signore...

McQueen! They're gonna kill you!

Lightning

Mater!

Signore, please...

Lightning

Uhhhh... scusi, scusi.

No, no, where are you going?! Please, Mr. McQueen!!

Lightning

Scusi. Mater!

McQueen!

Lightning

Scusi... Mater! Mater! Mater, I'm so glad to see you. I'm so sorry--

Lightning McQueen! I am a huge fan!

Lightning

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I heard--

Yes, but that was me. I said, "You killed out there today." You're the best.

Lightning

What? Oh. I mean, thanks.

Right this way, signore.

Lightning

I-I really thought I heard my friend.

In England, you'll be finished. At the finish line.

Lightning

Wait, what?

Please, uh, the world press is waiting. You come-a with me, please.

Let me go!

You actually care about that race car. A pity you didn't warn him in time.
[The transport vehicle's door shuts, trapping Mater inside, and blacks him out with sleeping gas]

Wow, I can't believe they renamed the Piston Cup after our very own Doc Hudson.

Lightning McQueen

I know Doc said these things were just old cups, but to have someone else win it just didn't feel right, you know?

Well, Doc would've been real proud of you, that's for sure.

Lightning McQueen

There you are. Where have you been?

What's a "rendezvous"?

Uh, it's like a date.

A date?

Lightning McQueen

Mater, what's going on?

Well, what's going on is I got me a date tomorrow.

Non ci credo. (I don't believe you.)

Guido don't believe you.

Well, believe it. My new girlfriend just said so. [sees Holley and waves] Hey, there she is! Hey! Hey, lady! See you tomorrow!

Ancora non ci credo. (I still don't believe you.)

Guido still don't believe you.

I got to admit, you tricked us real good.

And we don't like being tricked. [Rod chuckles] Hey! What's so funny?

Rod Torque Redline

Well, you know, I was just wearing a disguise. You guys are stuck looking like that. [Grem pushes a lever, turning the magnet off, and causing Rod to land on a small platform, where one of the Lemon Cars pushes a fuel tank of Allinol towards him.] Allinol? Thanks, fellas! I hear this stuff is good for you.

So you think Allinol by itself is good for you. [presses a button, which causes some cylinders attached to the platform to turn Rod's rear tires and make whirring sounds as his status bar shows his speedometer going up] But after microscopic examination, I have found that it has one small weakness. When hit with an electromagnetic pulse, it becomes extremely dangerous.

Smile for the camera.

Rod Torque Redline

Is that all you want? I got a whole act.

You were very interested in this camera on the oil platform. Now you will witness what it really does.

Rod Torque Redline

Whatever you say, Professor.

You talked up a lot of cars last night. Which one's your associate?

Rod Torque Redline

Your mother. Oh, no, I'm sorry, it was your sister. You know, I can't tell them apart these days.

Could I start it now, Professor Z?

Go 50% power. [Grem then pushes a lever beneath the EMP generator that causes the lens to light up and make whirring sounds, going to 50% power] The camera is actually an electromagnetic pulse emitter.

What about her? Did you give it to her?

The Allinol is now heating to a boil, dramatically expanding, causing the engine block to crack under the stress, forcing oil into the combustion chamber. [While Zündapp is talking, Rod's engine is heard cracking, then the oil is heard flowing.]

How about him? Did you talk to him?!

Rod Torque Redline

What do I care?! I can replace an engine block

You may be able to, but after full impact of the pulse, [as Grem pushes the generator's lever to 75% power] unfortunately, there will be nothing to replace.

How about him? Does he have it?

That's him. He's the one.

Roger that Professor Z.

Rod Torque Redline

NO!

Yes, sir, we believe the infiltrator has passed along sensitive information.

Right away!

I will take care of it before any damage can be done. [hangs up] The project is still on schedule. You will find the second agent and kill him. [Zündapp then pushes the generator's lever to 100% power, which the screen then shows the picture of Rod and Mater, zooming in as a reflection of Rod is shown, shaking as the generator's electromagnetic pulse gets more powerful, before he finally explodes, cut into the screen shows a distant view of Mount Fuji and a Japanese tower while the WGP theme begins]

Japan, land of the rising sun, where ancient tradition meets modern technology. Welcome to the inaugural running of the World Grand Prix. I'm Brent Mustangburger, here with racing legends Darrell Cartrip and David Hobbscap. There's never been a competition like this before. First, Allinol, making its debut tonight as the required fuel for all these great champions. Second, the course itself, and it's like nothing we've ever seen before. David, how exactly does this competition work?

Well, Brent, all three of these street courses are classic round-the-house racetracks. [the camera shows the labelled in Japan, Italy and England] This means that the LMP and Formula cars should break out of the gate in spectacular fashion. Look for Francesco Bernoulli in particular to lead early. And with a series of technical turns throughout GT and Touring cars, like Spain's Miguel Camino should make up some ground, but I doubt it'll be enough to stop Francesco from absolutely running away with it.

Whoa, now just hold your horsepower. You're forgetting the most important factor here: that early dirt track section of the course! The dirt is supposed to be the great equalizer in this race.

French Rally Car Raoul ÇaRoule Is Counting On A Big Boost Headed Through There.

And Don't Forget Lightning McQueen, His Mentor The Hudson Hornet Was One Of The Greatest Dirt Track Races Of All Time In My Opinion, McQueen Is The Best All Round Racer In This Competition.

Really, Darrell, I think you need to clean your windshield. You're clearly not seeing this for what it is: Francesco's race to lose. [The WGP racers roll into the starting line to prepare to race.]

It's time to find out. The racers are lockin' into the grid.

Lightning McQueen

Speed. I am speed.

Francesco Bernoulli

Really? You are speed? Then Francesco is triple speed. [closes his eyes] Francesco is triple speed. Oh-ho! Francesco likes this, McQueen. It's-a really getting him into the zone! [revs his engine]

Lightning McQueen

He is so getting beat today. [revs his engine; the lights turn from red to green, and the first race is underway; one Set Of Red Lights Turns On One-By-One Before Another Set Of Lights Beneath It Turns Green, The Races Start The First Lap With Raoul ÇaRoule & Miguel Camino Leading Through The Narrow Streets Of Tokyo Before Raoul Gets Overtaken By Max Schnell, Carla Veloso, & Miguel Gets Overtaken By Jeff Gorvette, Shu Todoroki, Lightning McQueen, Francesco Bernoulli, Nigel Gearsley, Lewis Hamilton, & Rip Clutchgoneski Behind Him As McQueen & Francesco Make Their Moves Around Jeff, Carla, Raoul, & Max Which Francesco Takes The Lead With McQueen And Go Around The First Corner].

Jeff, Your Tires Are.

.

.

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Your Suspension Sets Look Good.

Tire Pressure Is Excellent!

He's Got Plenty Of Fuel.

And He's Awesome.

McQueen, McQueen, McQueen! [The Screen Shows Finn & Holley Inside A Building Overlooking The Pit Road And Have Their Eyes On Mater, Who Is Wearing A Headset].

Holley Shiftwell

Why is he in the Pits? He's so Exposed.

Finn McMissile

It's His Cover, One Of The Best I've Seen Too. Look at the detail on the rust; it must have cost him a fortune.

Holley Shiftwell

But Why Hasn't He Contacted Us Yet?

Finn McMissile

There's Probably Heat On Him: Be Patient.

Holley Shiftwell

Right, Of Course, He'll Signal Us When He Can.

Finn McMissile

And Then We Find Out Who's Behind All This.

As They Head Into The Palace Hairpin, Francesco Builds An Early Lead.

Ah Hang On Boys, Here Comes The Dirt, Slipping And Sliding Baby.

McQueen, It's Time To Make Your Move. Get On The Outside And Show Them What Doc Taught You.

Lightning McQueen

10-4 Mater.

Oh Boy, Francesco's Brought To A Screeching Halt!

Lightning McQueen Is The First To Take Advantage And Just Like That, Folks, Francesco's Lead Is Left In The Dust.

Lightning McQueen

Nice call, Mater. Keep It Up.

It's Finn McMissile! But you're dead!

Finn McMissile

Then this shouldn't hurt at all. [sprays both Acer and Petey with a fire extinguisher, blinding them]

Finn McMissile

Have you lost your mind?!

But I Thought—

Finn McMissile

Mater, This Chap Needs A Tow. Hook Him Up.

Well Sure Thing.

You Rusty Piece Of Junk, Get Your Dirty Hook Off Me!

Finn McMissile

Allez, Maintenant - Vite!
[The Car In The Garage Fless As Holley, Mater, & Tomber Enter, Who Angrily Talks In French As Finn Closes The Garage Door So To Keep Anyone From Coming In] .

Electroshock! Are You Kidding Me?!

Finn McMissile

Easy Tomber. This is her field assignment; she didn't know you were my informant.

Holley Shiftwell

Informant?

A rookie? Huh, I Never Liked New Car Smell.

Holley Shiftwell

.

Finn McMissile

Tomber Was Doing 20-To-Life In A Moroccan Impound The First Time I saved him, if I Recall Correctly.

Speaking Of Recalls, you're getting up there in mileage, aren't you, Finn?

Holley Shiftwell

All Right We Get It, You Both Know Each Other You're Both Old, So Here You Go Informant: Inform Us.

Beuck, that is the worst motor ever made. [Gasps] Wait, That Oil Filter, Those Wheel Bearings.

Finn McMissile

Do Those Parts Look Familiar, Tomber?

They Should. I Sold Them.

Holley Shiftwell

To Whom?

No Idea, He's My Best Customer, But He Always Does His Business Over The Phone, I Was Always Wondering Why He Needs So Many Parts, Now I Know.

Well, a lemon needs parts. Ain't Nothing Truer Than That.

Finn McMissile

Lemon?

Yeah You Know, Cars That Don't Ever Work Right, Lemons Is A Tow Truck's Bread And Butter Like 'Em Gremlins & Pacers We Run Into At The Party & The Race & The Airport.

Finn McMissile

Holley, Pull Up The Pictures From The Oil Platform; I Want To Know What Other Type Of Cars Were Out There.

Holley Shiftwell

Right Let's See Um, There Were Hugos & Trunkovs.

Finn McMissile

Mater, Are These Cars Considered Lemons?

Is The Popmobile Catholic?

Holley Shiftwell

Finn, Everyone Involved In This Plot Is One Of History's Biggest Loser Cars.

Finn McMissile

And They're All Taking Their Orders From The Car Behind This Engine.

Ah, This Explains It!

Finn McMissile

What Tomber?

Gremlin, Pacer, Hugo, & Trunkov Never Get Together, But They Are Having A Secret Meeting In Two Days.

Finn McMissile

Where's This Meeting Taking Place?

Porto Corsa, Italy.

That's Where The Next Race Is!

Finn McMissile

Then There's A Good Chance Our Mystery Engine Will Be There Too.

Your Chances Are More Than Good; I Just Sent Him A New Clutch Assembly Yesterday To Porto Corsa.

Finn McMissile

Holley, Contact Stephenson And Have Him Meet Us At Gare De Lyon. Good Work. [Mater & Tomber Smiled And Nodded At Each Other Respectfully, They're On A Electric Bullet Train Named Stevenson Who Sped Through A Snowly Countryside Into A Tunnel And Watch Footage Of Each Lemon With Black Bodyguards Of Their Basis Who Hold Up Other Cars So They Can Past At The Traffic Lights].

Boy I'll Tell You What That Three-Wheeled Feller Had To Be Right About A Big Meeting, You Never See This Many Lemons In One Town; 'Less There's A Swap Meet Or Something. [To Holley] Hey, How'd You Get All Them Pictures?

Holley Shiftwell

Well I Remotely Reprogrammed Porto Corsa's Red Light Cameras To Do Recognition Scans.

Wow, not only are you the prettiest car I Ever Met, but you're the smartest too.

Holley Shiftwell

Thank You I Think.

That's A Familiar Sight A Hugo Being Towed, But He Looks Absolutely Perfect!

Finn McMissile

Of Course, They Must Be The Heads Of The Lemon Families.

Makes Sense If I Was Rich And Broke Down Every Day, I'd Hire Me To Tow Me Around All The Time Too!

Finn McMissile

We've Got To Infiltrate That Meeting; It's The Only Way To Find Out Who's Behind All This.

Holley Shiftwell

Hang On Minute.

What?

Holley Shiftwell

Hold Still.

Ow! [Holley Connects Her Telescoping Utility Arm Into The Monitor And Moves The Image Of Mater's Front Over The Blue Tow Truck As Well As Making It Turn To Blue, Showing That They Look Similar].

Finn McMissile

Ah-Ah, Good Job Miss Shiftwell.

Holley Shiftwell

Thank You Finn.

Boy, I Sure Wish My Friends Could See Me Now.

She Said You Look Like You Are Starving That She's Gonna Make You A Big Meal And Fatten You Up.

Lightning McQueen

Oh No, Mama Topolino, please, You Don't Have To Make A Fuss.

Capisco, I Understand. Is A Problem Yes Between You & A Friend?

Lightning McQueen

How Did You Know That?

A Wise Car Hears One Word And Understands Two That And Luigi Told Me. [McQueen Gives A Smug Look] While Mama Cooks, Come And Take A Stroll With Me.

Lightning McQueen

I Brought My Friend Mater Along On The Trip, And I Told Him He Needed To Act Different Than We Weren't In Radiator Springs.

This Mater Is A Close Friend?

Lightning McQueen

He's My Best Friend.

Then Why Would You Ask Him To Be Someone Else?

Lightning McQueen

What Did I Do? I Said Some Things During Our Fight.

You know, back when Guido and Luigi used to work for me, they would fight over everything. They fight over what Ferrari was the best Ferrari, which one of them looked more like a Ferrari. There were even some non-Ferrari fights. So, tell me them, va bene! It's okay to fight. Everybody fights now and then, especially best friends. But you gotta make up fast. No fight more important than friendship. Chi trova un'amico, trova un tesoro.

Lightning McQueen

What does that mean?

Mama Topolino

Whoever finds a friend, finds a treasure. Now mangia, eat!

You Are Looking Live At Beautiful Porto Corsa, Italy, On The Italian Riviera, What A Magnificent Setting For The Second Race Of The World Grand Prix!

Well Brent, They Call This Place The Gem Of The Riviera And It's Easy To See Why With Its Secluded Beaches And Opulent Casinos, Porto Corsa Truly Is A Playground For The Wealthy And Everyone Who's Anyone Is Here Today From The Ultra-Rich And Super-Famous To World Leaders And Important Dignitaries.

You Aren't Kidding, David, You Can't Do A Three-Point Turn Around Here Without Bumping Into Some Celebrity!

Welcome Everyone To The Second Race Of The World Grand Prix, Where The Big News Continues To Be Allinol. Sir Miles Axlerod spoke to the press earlier today to answer questions about its safety.

Sir Miles Axlerod

An Independent Panel Of Scientists Has Determined That Allinol Is Completely Safe. Okay: Safe; There It Is.

So the race will go on, folks.

But The Question Everyone Is Asking: Will The Real Lightning McQueen Show Up Today?

Well He'd Better, Talk About A Home Track Advantage, Francesco Bernoulli Grew Up Racing On This Course.

Signore E Signori In The Pole Position, Numero Uno, Francesco!

Francesco Bernoulli

Bellissima, Thank You For Your Support And Your Big Mistake McQueen!

In Secondo Position, Numero 95, Lightning-A McQueen-A!

McQueen, Is Everything OK?

If You're Worried About Your Fuel Man Don't, It's Perfectly Safe.

Lightning McQueen

No, guys, I Just Really Wish Mater Were Here.

Francesco Bernoulli

Francesco Understands This McQueen.

Lightning McQueen

Oh great, here it comes. What do you got, Francesco?

Francesco Bernoulli

For Famous Race Cars Like Francesco, and well, you, to be far away from home is not easy.

Lightning McQueen

I Think You Forgot The Insulting Part Of That Insult.

Francesco Bernoulli

It's-a no insult! When Francesco is away from home, he misses his mama. Just like-a you miss your tow truck, amigo.

Lightning McQueen

Gee, I maybe misjudged you because that's exactly how I--

Francesco Bernoulli

Of course. I am at home, and my mama is right here. [points and waves at a vintage Ferrari in the crowd who is smiling, blowing kisses and waving back] Mama! Don't worry, Mama! McQueen is very sad. I will beat his cry-baby bottom today!

Lightning McQueen

And there's the insult we were missing. Grazie!

Darrell, The Races Are Settling As They Head To The Italian Countryside.

Whoo Boy, This Is Gonna Be A Great Race.

Lightning McQueen

Crashes Are A Part Of Racing, I Know, But Something Like That Should Never Happen.

They're Letting You Choose Your Fuel For The Final Race. Do You Have Any Idea What It's Gonna Be?

Lightning McQueen

Allinol.

What?!

Did He Just Say Allinol?!

After Today?

Lightning McQueen

My Friend Fillmore says the fuel's safe; that's good enough for me. I Didn't Stand By A Friend Of Mine Recently; I'm Not Gonna Make The Same Mistake Twice.

So, a surprising revelation from Lightning McQueen: he will use Allinol in the final race despite what occurred today.

Till Lightning McQueen Is Dead!

Of Course. [The Phone Call Ends] Allinol Must Be Finished For Good. McQueen Cannot Win The Last Race. Lightning McQueen Must Be Killed!

No!
[Mater Bumps Into A TV Which Breaks His Special Siren Light, He Turns Into All The Silly Disguises And Turns Normal] .

It's The American Spy!!!
[The Lemons Aim Guns At Him] .

Dad-Gum!

Gatling Gun: Request Acknowledged.

Let Me Go!

You Actually Care About That Race Car: A Pity You Didn't Warn Him In Time.
[The Transport Vehicle's Door Shuts, Trapping Mater Inside And Blacks Him Out With Sleeping Gas] .

Idiot, Is That How You See Me?

Finn McMissile

That's How Everyone Sees You, I Tell You That's The Genius Of It, No One Realizes They're Being Fooled Because They're Too Busy Laughing At The Fool... [Echoes].
[Mater Opens The Door Like Gates Of Heaven, The First Flashback In Crowd In Tokyo, Japan] .

But I Never Leak Oil Never!

Lightning McQueen

Mater, you have to get a hold of yourself; you're making a scene!

Wait A Minute, I Didn't Screw Ya Up Did I?

Lightning McQueen

I LOST THE RACE BECAUSE OF YOU!!

Maybe If I Talked To Somebody–

Lightning McQueen

I Don't Need Your Help! I Don't Want Your Help! [Echoes].
[Mater Sadly Lowers His Head And Hears The Words Echoed Around Him] .

Bang The Gong: Get It On!

Lightning McQueen

Listen, This Isn't Radiator Springs. This Is Exactly Why I Don't Bring You Along To These Things!
[Watching in terror, he wakes up to find himself tied up above a set of cogs. As a bell chimes, he looks around the room filled with gears and sees Finn and Holley also tied up, dangling in the teeth of the gears next to him.] .

Holley! Finn! Where Are We?

Finn McMissile

We're In London Mater, Inside Big Bentley.
[The Camera Zooms Out To Show The Outside Of The Great Elizabeth Tower Where Big Bentley Is With The Clock Saying 3 O'Clock In The Afternoon, The Changes Shot To Show The Tower Next To The Houses Of Parliament As The Ropes Holding Mater & The Cages Unwind] .

Oh, this, this is all my fault.

Finn McMissile

Don't Be A Fool, Mater.

But I Am Remember, You Said So.

Finn McMissile

Where Did I? Oh, Mater, I Was Complimenting You On What A Good Spy You Are.

I'M NOT A SPY!!!! The voices echoed as Finn and Holley felt completely shocked.] I've Been Trying To Tell You That The Whole Time; I Really Am Just A Tow Truck.

Holley Shiftwell

Finn, He's Not Joking.

Finn McMissile

I Know.

You Were Right Finn, I'm A Fool And What's Happened To McQueen Is 'Cause I'm Such A Big One: This Is All My Fault.
[They Notice Grem & Acer Arrive In An Elevator] .

Good, You're Up.

And Just In Time.

Professor Z Wanted You To Have A Front-Row Seat For The Death Of Lightning McQueen.

He's Still Alive?

Not For Much Longer.

Sally Carrera

We Came As Soon As You Called.

Lightning McQueen

I Called To Talk To Mater; It Never Occurred To Me That He Wouldn't Be There.

Sheriff Is Talking To Scotland Yard Right Now.

And Sarge Is In Touch With His Friends In The British Military.

Sally Carrera

You Just Need To Focus On The Race.

Lightning McQueen

I know, but, Sally, with everything going on, I'm not sure... Sir Axlerod.

Here he comes.

What happened?

I don't know, Professor.

What did you do.

I didn't do nothing.

And Lightning McQueen Just Blasted Away, Hooked To The Now Rocket-Propelled Tow Truck.

Finn McMissile

Holley, I'll get Zündapp; you help Mater!

Holley Shiftwell

Got it!
[Holley flies right on top of Francesco, disorienting him] .

Francesco Bernoulli

WHAT IS HAPPENING?! [Lets And Passes Through The Traffic And Raced Towards The Tower Bridge Where Tony Trihull Is Waiting For Him At The River Thames].

Hurry Professor!

Aah!

Finn McMissile

Ha! Do you really think I'm goin' to let you float away, Professor?!

McQueen, let go!

Lightning

Never!

Hey they're coming your way.

Let's go.

Give it up, McMissile!! [But, like any other hero, Finn refuses to give up and launches bombs at Tony, who looks at them in horror. The bombs then explode massively, killing and destroying Tony once and for all, and Professor Zündapp is captured by Finn. Holley is then seen catching up to Lightning and Mater.]

Holley

Mater, stop!

No way! You could get hurt.

Holley

Oh, no. [She bumps into Grem and Acer]

AAH!

Lightning McQueen

I hereby dub the Sir Tow Mater.

"Sir"? Shoot, you can just call me Mater, Your Majesty. I don't wanna hear none of this "sir" business. By the way, have y'all met each other? Queen, McQueen. McQueen, Queen. McQueen, McMissile. McMissile, McQueen. Queen, McMissile.

So, there we were, my rocket jets goin' full blast, McQueen hangin' on for dear life, when suddenly, them two nasty lemons come out of nowhere with guns drawn. We was goners. But then, out of nowhere, this beautiful spy car swoops in from the sky to save us.

That's a very entertaining story, young man.

Oh, Minny, please. Come on! None of this happened. Rocket jets, flying spy cars--

Holley Shiftwell

No, you're quite right. [landing] It does sound a bit far-fetched.

Holley! What are you doing here?

Holley Shiftwell

Hello, Mater! It's so good to see you again.

Finn!

Finn McMissile

Our Satellites Picked Up An Urgent Communiqué.

So, you got-a my email.

Oh, man. Y'all is gon' have a great time. Everybody, this here's Finn McMissile. He's a secret agent. Don't tell nobody. And this is Holley Shiftwell. She's--

Holley Shiftwell

I'm Mater's girlfriend. It's so nice to meet you all.

Guido believe you now.

Whoa Honey, You Got A Nasty Dent There.

Holley Shiftwell

Yeah.

Was That From When You Swooped In And You Saved Them In London?

Van!

What, I'm Just Asking!

Ah, don't you worry, sweet pea. My Baby Ramone Can Get That Fixed Up For You In No Time.

Yeah, sure thing, man. No problem, Just Let Me Go Get My Tools.

Holley Shiftwell

Oh-No-No, I-I'm Keeping That Dent; It's Way Too Valuable.

.

A Valuable Dent, Oh, She's As Crazy As Mater.

Oh Those Two Are Perfect For Each Other.

Lightning McQueen

You know, there's one thing I still don't get. The bad guys hit me with the beam from the camera, right? So, why didn't I...

Explode in a fiery inferno?

Lightning McQueen

Yeah.

Finn McMissile

We couldn't figure that out, either.

Holley Shiftwell

Our investigation proved that Allinol was actually gasoline, and Axlerod engineered it so when it got hit by the beam it would explode.

Lightning McQueen

Wait a second, Fillmore; You said my fuel was safe.

If you're implying that I switched out that rot-gut excuse for alternative fuel with my all-natural, sustainable, organic biofuel just because I never trusted Axlerod, you're dead wrong, man. It was him. [points to Sarge]

Once big oil, always big oil... man.

Tree-hugger.
[The Camera Shows On A Banner Saying "Radiator Springs Grand Prix" Before Moving Down To Show Sheriff Slowly Driving Along The Main Road With The World Grand Prix Racers Behind Him With The Spectators Watching Beside Hay Bales Being Used As Barriers] .

The Radiator Springs Grand Prix Is About To Begin. All Spectators, Clear The Starting Line.

Man, I Can't Wait To Get Rocking; This Is Gonna Be Wicked!

Yeah, We Should Do This Every Year.

Lightning McQueen

Yeah, I Just Figured We Never Found Out Who The World's Fastest Car Is, plus no press, no trophy, just racing the way I Like It.

Francesco Bernoulli

Francesco Likes It Like This Too.

Lightning McQueen

Francesco, I'd Like You To Meet—

Francesco Bernoulli

Signorina Sally, It Is Official, Lightning McQueen Is The Luckiest Car In The World.

Sally Carrera

Why Thank You. [Chuckles].

The most advanced technology, the most exotic locations, the most dangerous assignments. Next summer, get ready to roll with the world's newest secret agents.

Lightning McQueen

Mater?

I think we bit off more than we could chew.
[the text puts up film's title and Spy it only in theaters June 2011]