So, there we were, my rocket jets goin' full blast, McQueen hangin' on for dear life, when suddenly, them two nasty lemons come out of nowhere with guns drawn. We was goners. But then, out of nowhere, this beautiful spy car swoops in from the sky to save us.
That's a very entertaining story, young man.
Oh, Minny, please. Come on! None of this happened. Rocket jets, flying spy cars--
Holley Shiftwell
No, you're quite right. [landing] It does sound a bit far-fetched.
Holley! What are you doing here?
Holley Shiftwell
Hello, Mater! It's so good to see you again.
Finn!
Finn McMissile
Our Satellites Picked Up An Urgent Communiqué.
Luigi
So, you got-a my email.
Oh, man. Y'all is gon' have a great time. Everybody, this here's Finn McMissile. He's a secret agent. Don't tell nobody. And this is Holley Shiftwell. She's--
Holley Shiftwell
I'm Mater's girlfriend. It's so nice to meet you all.
Luigi
Guido believe you now.
Flo
Whoa Honey, You Got A Nasty Dent There.
Holley Shiftwell
Yeah.
Was That From When You Swooped In And You Saved Them In London?
Van!
What, I'm Just Asking!
Flo
Ah, don't you worry, sweet pea. My Baby Ramone Can Get That Fixed Up For You In No Time.
Ramone
Yeah, sure thing, man. No problem, Just Let Me Go Get My Tools.
Holley Shiftwell
Oh-No-No, I-I'm Keeping That Dent; It's Way Too Valuable.
.
A Valuable Dent, Oh, She's As Crazy As Mater.
Oh Those Two Are Perfect For Each Other.
Lightning McQueen
You know, there's one thing I still don't get. The bad guys hit me with the beam from the camera, right? So, why didn't I...
Explode in a fiery inferno?
Lightning McQueen
Yeah.
Finn McMissile
We couldn't figure that out, either.
Holley Shiftwell
Our investigation proved that Allinol was actually gasoline, and Axlerod engineered it so when it got hit by the beam it would explode.
Lightning McQueen
Wait a second, Fillmore; You said my fuel was safe.
Fillmore
If you're implying that I switched out that rot-gut excuse for alternative fuel with my all-natural, sustainable, organic biofuel just because I never trusted Axlerod, you're dead wrong, man. It was him. [points to Sarge]
Sarge
Once big oil, always big oil... man.
Fillmore
Tree-hugger.
[The Camera Shows On A Banner Saying "Radiator Springs Grand Prix" Before Moving Down To Show Sheriff Slowly Driving Along The Main Road With The World Grand Prix Racers Behind Him With The Spectators Watching Beside Hay Bales Being Used As Barriers] .
Sheriff
The Radiator Springs Grand Prix Is About To Begin. All Spectators, Clear The Starting Line.
Man, I Can't Wait To Get Rocking; This Is Gonna Be Wicked!
Yeah, We Should Do This Every Year.
Lightning McQueen
Yeah, I Just Figured We Never Found Out Who The World's Fastest Car Is, plus no press, no trophy, just racing the way I Like It.
Francesco Bernoulli
Francesco Likes It Like This Too.
Lightning McQueen
Francesco, I'd Like You To Meet—
Francesco Bernoulli
Signorina Sally, It Is Official, Lightning McQueen Is The Luckiest Car In The World.
Why Thank You. [Chuckles].
