Richard Kind movie quotes

View Quote [to Joy, last line] Take her to the moon for me. Okay? [fades away]

View Quote Everyone's a winner! I win first place!

View Quote [to Joy, as she is trying to get out of the Memory Dump] DON'T YA GET IT, JOY?! WE'RE STUCK DOWN HERE! WE'RE FORGOTTEN!

View Quote [first words, from off-screen] Yeah, where's the food?

View Quote Why go back to Ant Island at all? I mean, you don't even like grain!

View Quote [last words] Yes, Mr. Flea. Yes, sir. Of course, sir. Right away, sir. And, um, I just wanted to thank you for giving me a chance, because it's an honor to work with creative giants such as yourself. Shutting up.

View Quote Larry: Hey, you think it has anything to do with that? [his head points at the volcano]
Bridget: All right, hang on a second. Either I'm starving or Larry is making sense.

View Quote Bridget: Sam!
Samson: I improvised. Now jump!
Bridget: Down there?
Samson: Yes!
Bridget: Whoa!
Nigel: Waaah!
Samson: We're leaving, Larry! Whoa!
Larry: Whoa-ah. Ugh! Uh-oh.

View Quote Samson: Hold on, Larry, do that again!
Larry: Do what?
Samson: Whatever you just did, but the opposite!
Larry: But I don't know my opposites!
Samson: No, Larry, like this!

View Quote [Tom, Jerry, and Robyn are sitting near a fire under a bridge.]
Jerry: So your name's Robyn and you ran away from home.
Robyn: How did you know?
Jerry: Your name's on your locket. [Points at Robyn's locket]
Robyn: Oh, yes. It's Robyn Starling. I'm afraid I don't have a home anymore. I– I'm an orphan. My mother died when I was a baby.
Jerry: What about your father? What happened to him?
Robyn: My father's on an expedition climbing a mountain, when the snow gave way in an– av– ava–
Tom: Avalanche?
Robyn: [Starts to cry] Uh-huh, and he was the most wonderful father in the world. [Opens her locket and shows Tom and Jerry pictures of herself and her father] We had our own secret place just for the two of us, and–
Jerry: And that's where you were going?
Robyn: Uh-huh, and to get away from my Aunt Figg. She's not really my aunt, just my guardian. But she's taken over the house. She moved me into the attic and gave my room to her dog Ferdinand.
Tom: Ferdinand?
Robyn: Aunt Figg was always calling me orphan. She even stole my locket and threw it out the window, but I climbed down and found it, and– and–
Jerry: Kept on running.
Robyn: As fast as I could, and I'm never going back.
Tom: Oh, smart, real smart, kid. You got a roof over your head, three sure meals a day, a warm bed. Who'd wanna leave that?
Jerry: I hate to admit it, Robyn, but Tom's right. You never know what you're missing till you don't have it.
Robyn: You don't know Aunt Figg. She seems sweet, but underneath, she's mean, real mean.
Jerry: Aw, come on. I'll bet she's frantic looking for you.
Tom: Oh, sure. She's crying her eyes out for you right this minute.

View Quote Lickboot: [Discussing Robyn Starling] Just pray the police find her, or we're doomed to return to the ranks of the peasantry. And you'd better hope this rumor that dashing Daddy Starling may have survived the avalanche is just a rumor, or we'll be worse than ordinary. We'll be...
Aunt Pristine Figg: Don't say it!
Lickboot: Poor.
Aunt Pristine Figg: Penniless!
Lickboot: Bankrupt!
Aunt Pristine Figg: No more m-money?
Lickboot: [In a sinister tone] We've got to have– money!
[Tom is walking along the corridor when Jerry, holding the crumpled telegram, runs past him on his way to Robyn's bedroom. Tom catches up to Jerry.]
Tom: Hold it! [Picks Jerry up] What's the big rush? [Drops Jerry, then catches him]
Jerry: [Holds the telegram up in Tom's face] Read this. Robyn's father is alive.
Tom: "Daddy–" [Reads the telegram] "Tibet"? [Continues reading the telegram] Hey! She's not an orphan no more!
[Tom grabs the telegram from Jerry, drops him, and runs up to Robyn's bedroom. Jerry runs after him.]

View Quote [Jerry has just saved Tom from the alley cats.]
Jerry: You okay, pal?
Tom: Yeah. I'm okay. But don't call me pal.
[Tom walks off, leaving Jerry dejected. Tom stops walking.]
Tom: Come on, mouse.
[Tom resumes walking, with Jerry walking behind him. As Tom and Jerry walk towards a bridge, a shadow looms behind them. Tom and Jerry notice and hide on the side of the bridge. After the shadow passes them, Tom and Jerry look up to see Robyn run across the bridge. Robyn looks around to see if no one was following her, then goes towards the stairs. Tom and Jerry climb back onto the bridge. They go towards the steps. Robyn jumps down the stairs and hides under the bridge. As Jerry climbs down the steps, Tom tip-toes down the steps. Tom accidentally hits a can, causing it to bounce down the steps. The can rolls over to Robyn's foot. As Tom makes it to the bottom, Robyn swings her backpack at him, but he dodges.]
Tom: Whoa! Hold it! Hold it!
Robyn: Who– Who are you?
Tom: Nobody.
Jerry: [Hops onto Tom's hand] Just us. He's Tom, and I'm Jerry.
Robyn: Oh. I thought you were somebody else. I thought you were following me.
Tom: Heck no.
Robyn: Well, then, what are you doing out here?
Tom: We're lost and we're looking for something to eat.
Jerry: Yeah. We're kinda hungry.
Robyn: Oh, well, um– [Opens her backpack and takes an apple and a plastic bag of cookies out] I've got cookies and an apple and–