Bonnie Hunt movie quotes

View Quote [upon accidentally showing her pinstripe tattoo to Lightning] Oh, you saw that?

View Quote Don't you big city racecars ever just take a drive?

View Quote Come on! You got it! You got it stickers!

View Quote Tom: You were checking me out, weren't you?
Kate: Yes, I was. You got a problem with that?
Tom: Twelve kids later and we still got the heat!
Kate: Whoo!

View Quote Jake: Dude two words: need new skates.
Kate: Dude three words: Paper route. (computer receives a message. Reads Nora's message) "Hi, can't make dinner. Hank and I are moving into our new apartment. Love, Nora."
Mark: Have you seen Beans, Mom?
Kate: No.

View Quote Tina Shenk: Is Jake your only child?
Kate: Oh, no. We have 12.
Tom: I couldn't keep her off me.

View Quote And that's how my twelfth husband died...so now I'm a widow. I mean, I've always been a black widow, but now I'm a black-widow widow.

View Quote Rosie: [hears a loud commotion] What's that?
Manny: That, my friends, is the sound of applause!
[The ants cheer loudly for Flik for saving Dot from the bird]
Francis: Applause! I'm in Heaven!

View Quote Rosie: Get back! Get back! Get back, you horrible beast! I have no fear!
Dim: Oh! [whimpers]
Rosie: Oh, no.
[Dim stars crying. The other flies start booing]
Rosie: Oh, I'm so sorry, Dim. An owie?
Dim: Owie! Owie, owie! [sobs]
Rosie: Okay, show Rosie the owie. All right, Dim. It's okay.
Fly Mom: [disappointed sighs] I have been in outhouses that didn't stink that bad. This is ridiculous. What a disappointment.
P.T. Flea: [gasps] No!
Complaining Fly: You! Come here! I want my money back!
P.T. Flea: Uh, no refunds after the first two minutes!
Cockroach: Popcorn! Stale popcorn!
P.T. Flea: We're losing the audience! You clowns get out there now!
Heimlich: I hate performing on an empty stomach!
P.T. Flea: Do your act, Heimlich, then you can eat!
Slim: P.T., what's the point?
P.T. Flea: Not now, Slim.
Slim: What's the point of going out there? They'll only laugh at me.
P.T. Flea: That's because you're a CLOWN!
Slim: No, it's because I'm a PROP! You always cast me as the broom! The pole! The stick! A splinter!
P.T. Flea: You're a walking stick! IT'S FUNNY! NOW, GO!
Slim: You parasite.
[The other flies are booing. Slim and Francis prance in the arena with flowers on their heads]
Slim: [dryly] Tra-la-la-la-la. Spring is in the air, and I'm a flower with nothing interesting to say.
Francis: [high-pitched] Ah!
Slim: A bee!
Heimlich: I am a cute little bumblebee!
[Heimlich begins chasing Slim and Francis around the arena]
Heimlich: Here I come!
[Slim and Francis are dramatically screaming]
Heimlich: [panting] Slow down, you flowers! Oh! Candy corn! [pants] Here. Let me help you to finish it.

View Quote Alice: George, come on. Beethoven isn't even remotely dangerous. He'd never hurt the kids. He might take a bite out of you, though.
George: First snarl, first, any kind of weirdness and he's gone.
Alice: Weirdness? What should I watch for, hon? Wearing my clothes around the house?

View Quote Alice: I don't think words for parts of the body make very good names.
Emily: He's got one of those, I looked.
Alice: I'm sure he does. But I don't think Daddy would want to stand on the porch at night yelling that out.
Emily: But that's what you call Uncle Richard.

View Quote [Beethoven exiting the dog shed, and heading to entrance door, and eating the cookie, and he went to the lounge room and turns on the TV.]
News Reporter: In the third such occurance this month. In the past year, we've seen a 500% increase reporting innocence of stolen pets. Police believe in animal kidnapping ring is at work. That's Newsbreak, and now back to The Wolf Man.
Alice: Do you hear something?
George: No.
Alice: I heard something downstairs.

View Quote Dotty -- this is not "a guy.". This is a "syndrome." It's called Early Midlife, About-To-Marry, Hanging Onto The-Bottom-Rung Dear-God-Don't-Let-Me-Be-Alone, I'll-Call-My-Newly Long-suffering-Assistant-Without Medical-For-Company Syndrome. And if, knowing all that, you still allow him to come over, more power to you.

View Quote [to Dorothy] No no. Don't cry at the beginning of the date. Cry at the end, like I do. And don't be a shoulder for him to cry on either.

View Quote [to Jerry, toasting his marriage to Dorothy] If you **** this up, I'll kill you.

View Quote [Judy is with her parents as she gets ready for the train to Zootopia.]
Bonnie Hopps: We're real proud of you, Judy.
Stu Hopps: Yeah. And scared, too.
Bonnie: Yes.
Stu: Really it's a kind of a "proud-scared" combo. I mean Zootopia! It's so far away, such a big city, and--
Judy Hopps: Guys, I've been working for this my whole life!
Bonnie: We know, and we're just a little excited for you, but terrified.
Judy: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Stu: And also, bears. We have bears to fear, too. To say nothing about lions, and wolves--
Bonnie: Wolves?
Stu: Weasels!
Bonnie: You play cribbage with a weasel?
Stu: Yeah, and he cheats like there's no tomorrow. You know what? Pretty much all predators, and Zootopia's full of them!
Bonnie: Oh, Stu.
Stu: And foxes are the worst!
Bonnie: Actually, your father does have a point there. It's in their biology. Remember what happened with Gideon Grey?
Judy: When I was nine. Gideon Grey was a jerk who happened to be a fox. I know plenty of bunnies who are jerks.
Stu: Sure, yeah. We all do, absolutely. But just in case, we made you a little care package to take with you.
Bonnie: And I put some snacks in there.
Stu: This is fox deterrent.
Bonnie: Yeah, that's safe to have.
Stu: This is fox repellent.
Bonnie: Okay, the deterrent--
Stu: [shows Judy a fox taser] Check this out!
[The fox taser unleashes a powerful zap, surprising Stu.]
Bonnie: Oh, for goodness sake! She has no need for a fox taser, Stu.
Stu: Oh, come on, when is there not a need for a fox taser?
Judy: Okay, look, I will take this [shows her parents the fox repellent] to make you stop talking.
Stu: Terrific! Everyone wins!

View Quote [Judy, her parents, and Gideon Grey watch some bunny kids running through a nearby field.]
Stu: Hey, kids! Don't you run through the Midnicampum holicithias!
[The bunny kids stop running and move away from them.]
Gideon Grey: Well now there's a $4 word, Mr. H. My family always just called them night howlers.
Judy: I'm sorry. What did you say?
Stu: Oh, Gid's talking about those flowers, Judy. I use them to keep bugs off the produce. But I don't like the little ones going near them on account of your Uncle Terry.
Bonnie: Yeah, Terry ate one whole when we were kids and went completely nuts.
Stu: He bit the dickens out of your mother.
[A realization sweeps over Judy.]
Judy: A bunny can go savage.
Bonnie: Savage? Well, that's a strong word. But it did hurt like the devil.
Stu: Well, there's a sizable divot in your arm. I'd call that savage.
Judy: Night howlers aren't wolves. They're flowers. The flowers are making the predators go savage. That's it! That's what I've been missing! [Judy races away, then turns back.] Keys! Keys! Keys! Hurry! Come on! [Stu tosses her the keys to the pickup truck and Judy jumps in.] Thank you, I love you, bye!
[Judy speeds the truck up and races back towards Zootopia.]
Stu: You catch any of that, Bon?
Bonnie: Not one bit.
Gideon Grey: Oh, that makes me feel a bit better, I thought she was talking in tongues or something.

View Quote [After the Carrot Days Festival Talent Show, Young Judy was walking along with her parents, Stu and Bonnie Hopps, holding hands.]
Stu: Judy, you ever wonder how your mom and me got to be so darn happy?
Young Judy: [enthusiastic] Nope!
Stu: Well, we gave up on our dreams, and we settled, right, Bon?
Bonnie: Oh, yes, that's right, Stu. We settled hard.
Stu: See? That's the beauty of complacency, Jude. If you don't try anything new, you'll never fail!
Young Judy: I like trying, actually. [jumps on a line of hay and skips]
Bonnie: What your father means, hun, is that it's gonna be difficult, impossible even, for you to become a police officer.
Stu: Right! There's never been a bunny cop.
Bonnie: No.
Stu: Bunnies don't do that.
Bonnie: Never!
Stu: Never.
Young Judy: [disappointed] Oh... [enthusiasm picks up again] Then I guess I'll have to be the first one! Because I [runs to a stand, flips off of it, and lands, striking a pose] am gonna make the world a better place!
Stu: [laughs nervously] Or, uh, heck, you know, if you wanna talk about making the world a better place, no better way to do it than becoming a carrot farmer.
Bonnie: Yes! Your dad, me, your 275 brothers and sisters, we're changing the world!
Stu: Yeah.
Bonnie: One carrot at a time!
Stu: Amen to that. Carrot farming is a noble profession.

View Quote Kate: [as an enraged Sarah stomps into this house] Hey, honey. How'd it... [notices Sarah's angry facial expression] ...Go?
Sarah Baker: Dad was totally spying on me! [as Tom enters the house] You ruined everything! There's no way I'm competing for you in that stupid cup tomorrow! [storms off furiously; Kate gives Tom a disappointed look]
Kim Baker: I can't believe you did that.
Jessica Baker: Really, dad. That is so big brother.
Bud McNulty: Yeah, let's go.
Nora Baker-McNulty: Come on, Bud. Let's put this baby to bed. [they all walk out of the room]
Jake Baker: Not cool, dad. [leaves the room in disgust; leaving only Henry, Nigel, and Kyle]
Henry Baker: You know, you and Jimmy aren't so different, dad. Different styles, yeah, but... same result. Let's go, guys. [they leave the room to go to bed, leaving an ashamed Tom alone with Kate]
Kate Baker: Tom, I thought we talked about this: the more you hang on, the more they're going to pull away. Oh, god. I'll go to talk to her.

View Quote Tom: So, Sarah, Eliot seems okay. I see why you like him.
Jake: Somebody's turning red.
Sarah: Shut up! You know, thanks a lot, Dad.
Tom: What did I say?
Kim: Men can be so clueless.
Kate: Honey, men are clueless. I'll go talk to her.
Lorraine: Mom, let me do this, okay? Trust me, I've got experience in the area of parental harassment. Hey, I totally know how you feel. How are you? Dad can be pretty hands-on, in-your-face sometimes, huh?
Sarah: Just leave me alone.
Lorraine: A, I'm never trying to help her again. And B, I cannot wait to move to New York.

View Quote Nora: I really love having a family dinner where all you can hear is forks hitting the plates. You know, this could be our last chance to be together and you're totally ruining it. I'm glad we're moving to Houston, and so is Iron Mike or Donna Baker Butkus McNulty.
Tom: Bulk up.
Tom: You're burning a hole in my face.
Kate: Tom, you've gotta stop this whole training camp thing.
Tom: This is not some little fence-line squabble, Kate. This is just an epic battle between two families.
Kate: No, no, no, honey. I think this is Tom vs. Jimmy. I'm sorry, General, but you're starting to lose the respect of your troops. And that's dangerous. Give the kids some space.
Tom: Are you asking me to back out of the competition?
Kate: No, honey. It's just that... Especially with Sarah. This is her first crush. Come on.
Tom: What, with Eliot?
Kate: Yes. She needs to know that we trust her. She couldn't come to me and tell me that she wanted to wear makeup. Is that the kind of relationship you want her to have with us?

View Quote Evening ladies. What are you so excited about? [turns around to see Callum] Of course, your boyfriend's here.

View Quote Let's go heavy.

View Quote Thanks for the escort, fellas!

View Quote Freeze! Nobody move! Bonnie always forgets something! She'll be back any second! [sees Hamm reaching for some coins] That goes for you too, Hamm.

View Quote I'm sorry Woody. I hate to sound like a broken record, but Bonnie's not Andy.