Judy quotes from Zootopia (2016)

Give me your tickets right now, or I'm gonna kick your meek little sheep butt! [shoves Sharla]

Ow! Cut it out, Gideon!

Baa-Baa! [takes the tickets] What are you gonna do, cry?

Young Judy

Hey! You heard her, cut it out!

Nice costume, loser! What crazy world are you living in where you think a bunny could be a cop?

Young Judy

Kindly return my friend's tickets!

Come get 'em! But watch out, 'cause I'm a fox! And like you said in your dumb little stage play, us predators used to eat prey, and that killer instinct is still in our duh'nuh!

Uh, I'm pretty much sure it's pronounced "D-N-A".

Don't tell me what I know, Travis!

Young Judy

You don't scare me, Gideon!

You scared now?

Look at her nose twitch, she is scared!

Cry, little baby bunny! Cry, cry... [Young Judy kicks him in the face, shocking everyone, Gideon feels his lips] Aw, you don't know when to quit, do you? [Young Gideon retracts his claws and slashes Young Judy's cheek leaving claw marks on it. Then he shoves her face in the dirt] I want you to remember this moment, the next time you think you'll ever be anything more than just a stupid carrot-farming dumb bunny!

That looks bad.

Are you okay, Judy?

Young Judy

Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. [holds out tickets] Here you go.

Wow! You got our tickets back!

You're awesome, Judy!

Yeah, that Gideon Grey doesn't know what he's talking 'bout!

Young Judy

Well, he was right about one thing: [puts her police hat back on, as determination spreads across her face] I don't know when to quit!

Bonnie Hopps

We're real proud of you, Judy.

Stu Hopps

Yeah. And scared, too.

Bonnie

Yes.

Stu

Really it's a kind of a "proud-scared" combo. I mean Zootopia! It's so far away, such a big city, and--

Judy Hopps

Guys, I've been working for this my whole life!

Bonnie

We know, and we're just a little excited for you, but terrified.

Judy

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

Stu

And also, bears. We have bears to fear, too. To say nothing about lions, and wolves--

Bonnie

Wolves?

Stu

Weasels!

Bonnie

You play cribbage with a weasel?

Stu

Yeah, and he cheats like there's no tomorrow. You know what? Pretty much all predators, and Zootopia's full of them!

Bonnie

Oh, Stu.

Stu

And foxes are the worst!

Bonnie

Actually, your father does have a point there. It's in their biology. Remember what happened with Gideon Grey?

Judy

When I was nine. Gideon Grey was a jerk who happened to be a fox. I know plenty of bunnies who are jerks.

Stu

Sure, yeah. We all do, absolutely. But just in case, we made you a little care package to take with you.

Bonnie

And I put some snacks in there.

Stu

This is fox deterrent.

Bonnie

Yeah, that's safe to have.

Stu

This is fox repellent.

Bonnie

Okay, the deterrent--

Stu

Check this out!

Bonnie

Oh, for goodness sake! She has no need for a fox taser, Stu.

Stu

Oh, come on, when is there not a need for a fox taser?

Judy

Okay, look, I will take this [shows her parents the fox repellent] to make you stop talking.

Stu

Terrific! Everyone wins!

Judy

Oh, hi! I’m Judy, your new neighbor!

Bucky

Yeah? Well we’re loud.

Pronk

Don’t expect us to apologize for it.

Pronk

Hey bunny, turn off that depressing music!

Bucky

Leave the meter maid alone! Didn't you hear her conversation?! She feels like a failure!

Pronk

Oh, shut up!

Bucky

You shut up!

Pronk

You shut up!

Bucky

You shut up!

Judy

Tomorrow's another day.

Pronk

Yeah, but it may be worse!

I was 30 SECONDS OVER!

Ugh! Yeah, you're a real hero, lady.

My mommy says she wishes you were dead.

Uncool, rabbit! My tax dollars pay your salary! [Judy, bummed, goes inside her car and bangs her head on the steering wheel.]

Judy

I am a real cop. I am a real cop. I am a real cop. I am a real cop.

Chief Bogo

I will give you 48 hours.

Judy

YES!!!

Chief Bogo

That’s two days to find Emmitt Otterton.

Judy

Okay.

Chief Bogo

But! You strike out, you resign.

Judy

Oh. Uh... Okay. Deal.

Chief Bogo

Splendid. Clawhauser will give you the complete case file.

Judy

Hi! Hello! It's me again.

Hey, it's Officer Toot-toot!

Judy

Ha-ha-ho. No. Actually, it's Officer Hopps, and I'm here to ask you some questions about a case.

What happened, meter maid? Did someone steal a traffic cone? It wasn't me.

Hey, Carrots, you're gonna wake the baby. I gotta get to work.

Judy

This is important, sir. I think your "$10" worth of pawpsicles can wait.

Ha! I make 200 bucks a day, Fluff. 365 days a year, since I was 12. And time is money. Hop along.

Judy

Please, just look at the picture. [shows a close up picture of Otterton] You sold Mr. Otterton that pawpsicle, right? Do you know him?

I know everybody. And I also know that somewhere, there's a toy store missing its stuffed animal. So why don't you get back to your box?

Judy

Fine. Then we’ll have to do this the hard way.

Did you just boot my stroller?

Judy

Nicholas Wilde, you are under arrest.

For what? [baby voice] Hurting your feewings?

Judy

Felony tax evasion. [Nick's smile fades and his eyes widen flabbergasted as Judy writes.] Yeah... $200 a day, 365 days a year since you were 12... So that's two decades, so times 20, which is... $1,460,000, I think. I mean, I am just a dumb bunny, but we are good at multiplying. Anyway, according to your tax forms, you reported, let me see here... zero! [Nick's face freezes in shock] Unfortunately, lying on a federal form is a punishable offense. Five years jail time.

Well, it's my word against yours.

"200 bucks a day, Fluff. 365 days a year, since I was 12."

Judy

Actually, it's your word against yours. And if you want this pen, you're going to help me find this poor missing otter, or the only place you'll be selling pawpsicles is the prison cafeteria. [grins] It's called a hustle, sweetheart.

She hustled you. [opens the stroller, laughing] She hustled you good! You're a cop now, Nick! You're gonna need one of these. [slaps his police sticker on Nick's shirt. Nick frowns] Have fun working with the fuzz! [leaves still laughing]

Judy

Start talking.

I don't know where he is, I only saw where he went.

Judy

Great! Let's go! [gets in her car]

It's not exactly a place for a cute little bunny.

Judy

Don't call me cute! Get in the car!

Okay, you're the boss. [joins Judy]

Judy

Oh, thank you so much, I’d appreciate that more than you can imagine, it’d be such a... [see that Yax is completely naked; covers her eyes] OHHHHH! You are naked!

Huh? Oh, for sure! We're a naturalist club!

Yeah. In Zootopia, anyone can be anything. And these guys? They be naked.

Well, now, wait a minute. Polar bear fur, Rat Pack music, fancy cup? [realizes something] I know whose car this is. We gotta go!

Judy

Why? Whose car is it?

The most feared crime boss in Tundratown. They call him Mr. Big, and he does not like me, so we gotta go!

Judy

We're not leaving, this is a crime scene!

Well, it's gonna be an even bigger crime scene if Mr. Big finds me here, [opens door] so we're leaving right now! [He turns and sees two polar bears waiting for them] Oh, gah! Raymond! And is that Kevin? Long time, no see. And speaking of no see, how about you forget you saw me? Huh? For old time's sake? [Raymond and Kevin grab Judy and Nick by their throats] That's a no.

Judy

What did you do that made Mr. Big so mad at you?

I, um... I may have sold him a very expensive wool rug...that was made from the fur of a skunk...'s butt.

Judy

Oh, sweet cheese and crackers.

Mr. Big

You come here unannounced on the day my daughter is to be married.

Well, actually, we were brought here against our will, so... [laughs nervously; Mr. Big gives him a look] Point is, I, I did not know that it was your car, and I certainly did not know about your daughter's wedding.

Mr. Big

I trusted you, Nicky. I welcomed you into my home. We broke bread together. Grandmama made you a cannoli. And how did you repay my generosity? With a rug, made from the butt of a skunk. A skunk butt rug. You disrespected me. You disrespected my Grandmama, whom I buried in that skunk butt rug. [Koslov crosses his chest in prayer.] I told you to never to show your face here again, but here you are, snooping around with this... [to Judy] What are you, a performer? What's with the costume?

Judy

Sir, I am a co-

Mime! She is a mime! This mime cannot speak! You can't speak if you're a mime.

Judy

No, I am a cop. [Nick sighs; Judy shows the Otterton picture] And I'm on the Emmitt Otterton case, and my evidence puts him in your car! So intimidate me all you want, I'm gonna find out what you did to that otter if it's the last thing I do.

Mr. Big

Then I have only one request: Say hello to Grandmama. [to the polar bears] Ice 'em!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't see nothing! I'm not saying nothing!

Mr. Big

And you never will.

Please!

Judy

Put me down! [the polar bears open a trap door, revealing an ice water pit below and dangle Judy and Nick]

No, no, no, no, no! If you're mad at me about the rug, I've got more rugs!

Oh, Daddy! It's time for our dance! [sees the polar bears, holding Judy and Nick above the pit; upset] Uh! What did we say? No icing anyone at my wedding!

Mr. Big

I have to baby, Daddy has to. Ice 'em! [the polar bears prepare to lower Judy and Nick]

No, no, no!

Wait. Wait! [the polar bears stop again] She's the bunny that saved my life yesterday! From that giant donut!

Mr. Big

This bunny?

Yeah! [waves to Judy] Hi!

Judy

Hi. I love your dress!

Aw... Thank you!

Mr. Big

Hm. Put 'em down. [the polar bears close the trap door and put Judy and Nick down; to Judy] You have done me a great service. I will help you find the otter. I will take your kindness and pay it forward. [Judy leans forward and Mr. Big kisses Judy on both cheeks. Nick looks at them dumbfounded]

Rabbit, whatever you do, do not let go!

Judy

I’m gonna let go!

What?!

I learned two things that day. One: I was never gonna let anyone see that they got to me.

Judy

And two?

If the world's only gonna see a fox as shifty and untrustworthy, there's no point trying to be anything else.

Judy

Nick, you are so much more than that. [puts her paw on Nick's arm, who becomes uncomfortable and quickly changes the subject]

Boy, look at that traffic down there. How about we go up to Chuck in traffic central? Chuck, how’re things looking on the jam-cams?

Judy

Nick, I’m glad you told me.

The jam-cams.

Judy

That went so fast, I didn't get a chance to mention you, or say anything about how we --

Oh, I think you said plenty.

Judy

What do you mean?

"Clearly there's a biological component"? "These predators may be reverting back to their primitive savage ways"? Are you serious?

Judy

I just stated the facts of the case. I mean, it's not like a bunny could go savage.

Right. But a fox could, huh?

Judy

Nick, stop it! You're not like them.

Oh, there's a them now?!

Judy

You know what I mean! You're not that kind of predator.

The kind that needs to be muzzled? The kind that makes you think you need to carry around fox repellent? Yeah, don't think I didn't notice that little item the first time we met! So l-let me ask you a question: are you afraid of me? [Judy stares at Nick in disbelief, her nose slightly twitching in fear.] Do you think I might go nuts? Think I might go savage? You think that I might try to...[jumps forward] EAT YOU?! [Judy instinctively jumps back and puts her hand over the Fox Repellent.] I knew it. [scoffs] Just when I thought somebody actually believed in me, huh? [He gives Judy back the application she gave him for the ZPD and leaves.] Probably best if you don't have a predator as a partner.

Stu

Hey, kids! Don't you run through the Midnicampum holicithias!

Well now there's a $4 word, Mr. H. My family always just called them night howlers.

Judy

I'm sorry. What did you say?

Stu

Oh, Gid's talking about those flowers, Judy. I use them to keep bugs off the produce. But I don't like the little ones going near them on account of your Uncle Terry.

Bonnie

Yeah, Terry ate one whole when we were kids and went completely nuts.

Stu

He bit the dickens out of your mother.

Judy

A bunny can go savage.

Bonnie

Savage? Well, that's a strong word. But it did hurt like the devil.

Stu

Well, there's a sizable divot in your arm. I'd call that savage.

Judy

Night howlers aren't wolves. They're flowers. The flowers are making the predators go savage. That's it! That's what I've been missing! [Judy races away, then turns back.] Keys! Keys! Keys! Hurry! Come on! [Stu tosses her the keys to the pickup truck and Judy jumps in.] Thank you, I love you, bye!

Stu

You catch any of that, Bon?

Bonnie

Not one bit.

Oh, that makes me feel a bit better, I thought she was talking in tongues or something.

Judy

Oh, Nick! Night howlers aren't wolves. They're toxic flowers! I think someone is targeting predators on purpose and making them go savage.

Wow. Isn't that interesting. [gets up and walks under the bridge, while Judy follows him]

Judy

Wait, listen! I... I know you'll never forgive me. And I don't blame you. I wouldn't forgive me either. [Nick stops walking, but doesn't look at her.] I was ignorant and irresponsible and small-minded. But predators shouldn't suffer because of my mistakes. I have to fix this, but I can't do it without you. [Nick still doesn't look at her.] And after we're done... you can hate me. And-- [she starts crying; voice breaking] And that'll be fine, because I was a horrible friend, and I hurt you, and you-- And you can walk away knowing that you were right all along. I really am just a dumb bunny.

Judy

I really am just a dumb bunny. [rewind] I really am just a dumb bunny.

Don't worry, Carrots. I'll let you erase it... in 48 hours. [Judy tears up with joy; she wipes away her tears and walks slowly towards Nick] All right, get in here. [Judy comes closer and leans her face on Nick's torso, still sobbing; Nick embraces her] OK. Oh, you bunnies. You're so emotional. There we go, deep breath. Are you just trying to steal the pen? Is that what this is? [Judy laughs a bit and tries to grab the pen.] You are standing on my tail though, off-off-off-off...

Judy

Oh! I'm sorry.

Bellwether

Well, you should have just stayed at the carrot farm, huh? It really is too bad, I... I did like you.

Judy

What are you gonna do? Kill me?

Bellwether

No, of course not. [aims the dart gun at Nick, evilly] He is.

Judy

No! Oh, Nick!

Bellwether

Yes? Police? There's a savage fox in Natural History Museum! Officer Hopps is down! Please, hurry!

Judy

No, Nick. Don't you do this, fight it.

Bellwether

Oh, but he can't help it. Can he? Since preds are just... biologically predisposed to be savages.

Bellwether

Gosh! Think of the headlines: "Hero cop killed by savage fox"!

Judy

So that's it? Prey fears predator and you stay in power?

Bellwether

Yeah. Pretty much.

Judy

It won't work!

Bellwether

Fear always works! And I'll dart every predator in Zootopia to keep it that way.

Judy

Oh, Nick... No...

Bellwether

Bye-bye, bunny.

Judy

Bleh! Blood! Blood! Blood! And death!

All right, you know, you're milking it. Besides, I think we got it. [to Bellwether] I think we got it! We got it up there, thank you, Yakety-Yak! You've laid it all out beautifully!

Bellwether

What?

Yeah, oh, are, are you looking for the serum? [reaches into his shirt pocket and shows the real serum pellet] Well, it's right here.

Judy

What have you got in the weapon there? [Bellwether opens the dart gun's slot and discovers it is loaded with blueberries] Those are blueberries. From my family's farm!

Mwah! They are delicious. You should try some.

Bellwether

I framed Lionheart, I can frame you too! It's my word against yours.

Judy

Oooh! Actually... [pulls out her carrot pen and plays back Bellwether's confession]

Bellwether

"And I'll dart every predator in Zootopia to keep it that way."

Judy

It's your word against yours.

Bellwether

Huh?

Judy

It's called a hustle, sweetheart. Boom.
[panicking, Bellwether tries to run, but finds herself already surrounded by Chief Bogo and the ZPD]

So, are all rabbits bad drivers, or is it just you?

Judy

Oops. Sorry.

Sly bunny.

Judy

Dumb fox!

You know you love me.

Judy

Do I know that? [smiles warmly] Yes. Yes, I do.

Judy

Sir, you were going 115 miles per hour, I hope you have a good explanation.

Flash, Flash, Hundred-Yard-Dash!

Nick!

Stu

Judy, you ever wonder how your mom and me got to be so darn happy?

Young Judy

Nope!

Stu

Well, we gave up on our dreams, and we settled, right, Bon?

Bonnie

Oh, yes, that's right, Stu. We settled hard.

Stu

See? That's the beauty of complacency, Jude. If you don't try anything new, you'll never fail!

Young Judy

I like trying, actually. [jumps on a line of hay and skips]

Bonnie

What your father means, hun, is that it's gonna be difficult, impossible even, for you to become a police officer.

Stu

Right! There's never been a bunny cop.

Bonnie

No.

Stu

Bunnies don't do that.

Bonnie

Never!

Stu

Never.

Young Judy

Oh... [enthusiasm picks up again] Then I guess I'll have to be the first one! Because I [runs to a stand, flips off of it, and lands, striking a pose] am gonna make the world a better place!

Stu

Or, uh, heck, you know, if you wanna talk about making the world a better place, no better way to do it than becoming a carrot farmer.

Bonnie

Yes! Your dad, me, your 275 brothers and sisters, we're changing the world!

Stu

Yeah.

Bonnie

One carrot at a time!

Stu

Amen to that. Carrot farming is a noble profession.

Come on! He bared his teeth first!

Clawhauser

Mm-mm-mmm!

Judy

Excuse me!

Clawhauser

Hm?

Judy

Down here! [Clawhauser looks out from his desk and sees her] Hi!

Clawhauser

O.M. Goodness. [puts down his bowl of cereal, clearly surprised and excited] They really did hire a bunny. [laughs] What?! Heh, I gotta tell you, you are even cuter than I thought you'd be!

Judy

Ooh, uh, you probably didn't know, but a bunny can call another bunny cute, but when other animals do it, it's a little...

Clawhauser

I am so sorry! [pointing to himself] Me, Benjamin Clawhauser, the guy everyone thinks is just a flabby, donut-loving cop stereotyping you. Aw...

Judy

That's okay. [notices a donut stuck under Clawhauser's neck fold] Oh, you've actually - you've actually got... There's a...

Clawhauser

Um... A what?

Judy

In your neck, the fold... The - the, there's...

Clawhauser

Where? [Pulls the donut out of his neck fat] Oh, there you went, you little dickens! [eats the donut whole.] Nom!

Judy

I should get to roll call, so which way do I-

Clawhauser

Oh, bullpen's over there to the left.

Judy

Great. Thank you! [walks off to the bull pen as the other officers stare at her in astonishment]

Clawhauser

Aww! That poor little bunny's gonna get eaten alive.

Chief Bogo

First... we need to acknowledge the elephant in the room. [turns to an elephant officer] Francine. [they look at Francine in mild suspense] Happy birthday.

Heh, oh yeah? [gives Officer Jackson a noogie]

Judy

Oh, oh...

Officer, I can't thank you enough. So kind, really. Can I pay you back?

Judy

Oh no, my treat. It just - you know, it burns me up to see folks with such backward attitudes toward foxes. I just wanna say that you're a great dad and just a... A real articulate fella.

Well, that is high praise. It's rare that I find someone so non-patronizing. Officer...

Judy

Hopps. Mr...

Wilde. Nick Wilde. [shakes paws with Judy]

Judy

And you, little guy, you want to be an elephant when you grow up? You be an elephant. Because this is Zootopia. [places a badge sticker on Finnick] Anyone can be anything. [Finnick toots]

All right, look, everyone comes to Zootopia thinking they can be anything they want. Well, you can’t. You can only be what you are. [points to himself] Sly fox, [points to Judy] dumb bunny.

Judy

I am not a dumb bunny. [sinks a bit and there is a soft squelch as she sinks to her knees]

Right. [points down] And that's not wet cement. [Judy is seen up to her knees in cement; Three construction beavers take notice and glare at her; he walks off as Judy struggles to break loose] You'll never be a real cop. You’re a cute meter maid, though. Maybe a supervisor one day. Hang in there! [turns around a corner, leaving Judy upset]

Judy

Oh, hey! It's my parents!

Bonnie

Oh, there she is. Hi, sweetheart.

Stu

Hey there, Jude the Dude. How was your first day on the force?

Judy

It was real great.

Bonnie

Yeah? Everything you ever hoped?

Judy

Mm-hmm. Absolutely, and more. Everyone's so nice, and I feel like I'm really making a difference.

Stu

Whoa, wait a second. Holy cripes, Bonnie, look at that.

Bonnie

Oh, my sweet heavens! [hopefully] Judy, are you a meter maid?

Judy

Oh, this? No! Oh, no, no! This is just a temporary thing.

Bonnie

Oh, it's the safest job in the force.

Stu

Oh, she's not a real cop. Our prayers have been answered!

Bonnie

Glorious day!

Stu

Oh, meter maid! Meter maid! Meter maid! Meter maid!

Judy

Dad. Dad! Dad! [changes the subject] You know what, it's been a really long day. I should--

Bonnie

That's right, you get some rest.

Stu

Those meters aren't gonna maid themselves.

Bonnie

Bye-bye. [hangs up]

Judy

Buh-bye. [puts her phone on the table]

Pronk

Hey, bunny, turn down that depressing music!

Bucky

Leave the meter maid alone! Didn't you hear her conversation? She feels like a failure!

Pronk

Oh, shut up!

Bucky

You shut up!

Pronk

You shut up!!

Bucky

You shut up!!

Judy

Tomorrow's another day.

Pronk

Yeah, but it might be worse!

Om... Om... Om...

Judy

Hi. Uh, hello.

Om... Om...

Judy

Hello? Hello!

Hmm?

Judy

Hello. My name is--

Oh, you know, I'm gonna hit the pause button right there, cause we're all good on bunny scout cookies.

Judy

Uh, no. I'm Officer Hopps, ZPD. I'm looking for a missing mammal, Emmitt Otterton, right here. He may have frequented this establishment.

Yeah, old Emmitt! [laughs] Haven't seen him in a couple of weeks. But, hey, you should talk to his yoga instructor. I'd be happy to take you back.

Judy

Oh, thank you so much, I'd appreciate that more than you can imagine, it'd be such an-- [covers her eyes] OHHHHHH! You are naked!

Huh? Oh, for sure! We're a naturalist club! [laughs]

Yeah. In Zootopia, anyone can be anything. And these guys, they be naked.

Nangi's just on the other side of the pleasure pool.

Oh, boy. Does this make you uncomfortable? Because if so, there's no shame in calling quits.

Judy

Yes, there is. [enters the oasis]

Boy, that's the spirit.

Yeah, some mammals say the naturalist life is weird, but you know what I say is weird? Clothes on animals. Here we go! [Judy groans; the trio approaches Nangi] As you can see, Nangi's an elephant, so she'll totally remember everything. Hey, Nangi, these dudes have some questions about Emmitt the otter.

Who?

Uh, Emmitt Otterton? Been coming to your yoga class for, like, 6 years?

I have no memory of this beaver.

Judy

He's an otter, actually.

He was here a couple of Wednesdays ago, remember?

No.

Yeah, he was wearing a cable knit sweater vest and a new pair of corduroy slacks. Oh, and a Paisley tie, sweet Windsor knot. Real tight. Remember that, Nangi?

No.

Yeah, and we both walked him out, and he got into this big old white car with a silver trim. Needed a tune-up, the third cylinder wasn't firing. Remember that, Nangi?

Nope.

Judy

Um, uh, you didn't happen to catch the license plate number, did you?

Oh, for sure. It was 2-9-T-H-D-0-3.

Judy

0-3. Wow, this is a lot of great info, thank you.

Told you Nangi has a mind like a steel trap. Ah, I wish I had a memory like an elephant.

Judy

Wait, they're all sloths?! [seeing all the sloths work so slowly] You said this was gonna be quick!

Are you saying that because he's a sloth he can't be fast? I thought in Zootopia, anyone could be anything. [walks up to one of the sloths with Judy] Flash, Flash, 100-yard dash! Buddy, it's nice to see you.

Nice to... see you... too.

Hey, Flash, I'd love you to meet my friend. Uh, darling, I've forgotten your name.

Judy

Hmm... Ah… Officer Judy Hopps, ZPD. How are ya?

I am... doing... just...

Judy

Fine?

...as well... as... I can... be. What...

Hang in there.

...can I... do...

Judy

Well, I was hoping you could run a plate--

...for you...

Judy

Well, I was hoping you could--

...today? [pauses for a few seconds]

Judy

Well, I was hoping you could run a plate for us. We are in a really big hurry.

Sure. What's the... plate...

Judy

2-9-T--

...number?

Judy

2-9-T-H-D-0-3.

2...9...

Judy

T-H-D-0-3.

...T...

Judy

H-D-0-3.

...H...

Judy

D-0-3.

...D...

Judy

Mmm-hmm. 0-3.

...0...

Judy

3!

Hey, Flash, wanna hear a joke?

Judy

No!

Sure. [Judy growls annoyedly]

Okay, [inhales] what do you call a three-humped camel?

I don't... know. What...do...you call...a...

Judy

...three-humped...camel.

...three-humped... camel?

Pregnant. [laughs and nudges Judy]

Judy

Ha-ha! Yes, very funny, very funny! [seriously] Can we please just focus on the task---

Hey...

Judy

Wait, wait, wait!

...Priscilla!

Judy

Oh, no!

Yes... Flash?

What...

Judy

Oh!

...do...

Judy

No!

...you call a...

Judy

A three-humped camel? Pregnant! Okay, great! We got it! Please, just...

...three-humped... [Judy growls in frustration and bangs her head on the counter. Much later, the paper prints out; slowly separates it at the perforation and hands it to Judy] Here...

Judy

Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah, hurry.

...you...

Judy

Thank you! 29THD03.

...go.

Judy

It's registered to... Tundratown Limo Service! A limo took Otterton! And the limo's in Tundratown! [quickly runs out] It's in Tundratown!

Way to hustle, bud. I love ya. I owe ya. [walks out of the DMV with Judy]

Judy

Hurry! We gotta beat the rush hour and-- [looks outside, shocked] IT'S NIGHT?! [the scene changes to the Tundratown Limo Service; tugs on the lock on the gate] Closed! Great.

Mm. And I will betcha you don't have to warrant to get in, hmm? Darn it. It's a bummer.

Judy

You wasted the day on purpose!

Madam, I have a fake badge. I would never impede your pretend investigation.

Judy

It's not a pretend investigation. [reveals Emmitt's family picture] Look, see? See him? This otter is missing.

Well, they should've gotten a real cop to find him.

Judy

What is your problem? Does seeing me fail somehow make you feel better about your own sad, miserable life?

It does, 100%. Now, since you're sans warrant, I guess we're... done?

Judy

Fine. We are done. [shows the carrot pen] Here's your pen.

Hey! [Judy throws the carrot pen over the fence] First off, you throw like a bunny. Second, you're a very sore loser. [starts climbing the fence] See you later, Officer Fluff! So sad that this is over; I wish I could've helped more! [jumps down, only to see Judy holding the pen, much to his shock]

Judy

The thing is: [reveals that she dug through the fence] You don't need a warrant if you have probable cause, and I'm pretty sure I saw a shifty lowlife climbing the fence, so you're helping plenty. Come on! [walks away smugly, much to Nick's hurt and frustration]

Mr. Big

Otterton is my florist. He's like a part of the family. He had something important he wanted to discuss. That's why I sent that car to pick him up. But he never arrived.

Judy

Because he was attacked?

Mr. Big

No. He attacked.

Judy

Otterton?

Mr. Big

Otterton... He went crazy - ripped up the car, scared my driver half to death, [his eyes are visible for a moment and widen as he says this last part] and disappeared into the night. [holds his paw out for emphasis]

Judy

But he's a sweet little otter.

Mr. Big

Hmm. My child, we may be evolved, but deep down, we are still animals.

Clawhauser

Are you familiar with Gazelle? Greatest singer of our lifetime? Angel with horns? [the wolf prisoner shrugs] Okay, hold on. Keep watching. [shows his face on a tiger dancer with Gazelle dancing next to him] Who's that beside her? Who is it?

Gazelle

Wow, you are one hot dancer, Benjamin Clawhauser.

Clawhauser

It's me! Did you think it was real? It looks so real! [slightly disappointed] It's not, it's just a new app. [sees his microphone beeping] Hold on a second.

Judy

Clawhauser! [on-screen] Clawhauser, listen to me! We have a 10-91! Jaguar gone savage; Vine and Tudjunja!

It's "Tuh-hunga"! [grabs Judy's paw, who slips and drops her radio]

Rabbit, whatever you do, do not let go!

Judy

I'm gonna let go!

No, you-- What?!

Judy

One, two--

No, I said, do not-- RABBIT! [Judy lets go and swings herself and Nick under the bridge, ending up trapped in vines. Manchas growls at them.] Carrots, you saved my life.

Judy

Well, that's what we do at the ZPD. AAAAHH! [The vines snap, sending the pair falling into the trees.]

Judy

I thought this was just a missing mammal case, but it's way bigger. Mr. Otterton did not just disappear. I believe he, and this jaguar, they... they went savage, sir.

Chief Bogo

Savage? This isn't the Stone Age, Hopps. Animals don't "go savage".

Judy

I thought so too... [moves the leaves to show Manchas] 'Till I saw this.

Judy

What? He was right here!

Chief Bogo

The savage jaguar?

Judy

Sir, I know what I saw. He almost killed us!

Chief Bogo

Or maybe any aggressive predator looks "savage" to you rabbits. [to the ZPD] Let's go! [starts to leave]

Judy

No. Wait! Sir, I'm not the only one who saw him. [looks at Nick, who is between the officers] Nick!

Chief Bogo

You think I'm gonna believe a fox?

Judy

Well, he was a key witness, and I-

Chief Bogo

Two days to find the otter, or you quit. That was the deal. [holds out his hoof] Badge.

Judy

But sir--

Chief Bogo

BADGE!

Uh, no.

Chief Bogo

What did you say, fox?

Sorry, what I said was, "No!" She will not be giving you that badge.

Look, you gave her a... a clown vest, a three-wheeled joke-mobile, and two days to solve a case you guys haven't cracked in two weeks? [Chief Bogo looks slightly ashamed] Yeah, it's no wonder she needed to get help from a fox. None of you guys were gonna help her, were you?

Here's the thing, chief. You gave her the 48 hours, so technically we still have... [counts and holds out his paws] ten left to find our Mr. Otterton, and that is exactly what we're gonna do. So, if you'll excuse us, we have a very big lead to follow, and a case to crack. [salutes] Good day.

I learned two things that day. One: I was never gonna let anyone see that they got to me.

Judy

And two?

If the world's only gonna see a fox as shifty and untrustworthy, there's no point trying to be anything else.

Judy

Nick, you are so much more than that. [puts her paw on Nick's arm, who becomes uncomfortable and quickly changes the subject]

Boy, look at that traffic down there. How about we go up to Chuck in traffic central? [puts two fingers up to his ear, imitating a reporter] Chuck, how are things looking on the jam-cams?

Judy

Nick, I’m glad you told me.

The jam-cams.

Judy

Seriously, it's okay.

No, no, no. Shh. There are traffic cameras everywhere, all over the canopy! Whatever happened to that jaguar--

Judy

The traffic cams would have caught it!

Bingo!

Judy

Ha-ho! Pretty sneaky, slick! [punches Nick]

However, if you didn't have access to the system before, I doubt Chief Buffalo Butt is gonna let you into it now.

Judy

No. [gets an idea] But I have a friend at City Hall who might.

Carrots? Hopps! [worriedly] Judy!!

Judy

We gotta tell Bogo!

Gazelle

Wow, you are one hot dancer, Chief Bogo. [Bogo smiles, and then quickly puts his phone away as Clawhauser enters his office.]

Clawhauser

Chief Bogo!

Chief Bogo

Not now!

Clawhauser

Wait, is that Gazelle?

Chief Bogo

No!

Gazelle

I'm Gazelle, and you are one hot dancer.

Clawhauser

You have the app, too? [squeals] Ohhh... Chief!

Chief Bogo

Clawhauser, can't you see I'm working on the missing mammal cases?

Clawhauser

Oh, oh, oh, yes, of course. About that, sir, Officer Hopps just called. She found all of 'em!

Gazelle

Wow! I'm impressed.

Judy

Mayor Lionheart, you have the right to remain silent. Anything--

You don't understand! I was trying to protect the city!

Judy

You were just trying to protect your job.

No, listen! We still don't know why this is happening. It could destroy Zootopia.

Judy

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. (You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?)

More bad news in the city gripped by fear. A caribou is in critical condition, the victim of mauling by a savage polar bear. This, the 27th such attack, comes just one week after ZPD officer Judy Hopps connected the violence to traditionally predatory animals.

Meanwhile, a peace rally organized by pop star Gazelle was marred by protest. [Gazelle is seen in front of a protest peace rally. Judy is seen between a frantic pig and a female leopard, trying to break up the argument.]

Go back to the forest, predator!

I'm from the savannah!

Gazelle

Zootopia is a unique place. It's a crazy, beautiful, diverse city where we celebrate our differences. [looks behind herself for a moment and gestures] This is not the Zootopia I know. [Judy is still standing between the frantic pig and the female leopard.] The Zootopia I know is better than this. We don't just blindly assign blame. [On a train, Judy sees a tiger sitting next to a bunny mother and child, playing on his phone placidly. The mother pulls the child close to her. The tiger's eyebrows narrow slightly. Judy looks on in shame.] We don't know why these attacks keep happening, but it is irresponsible to label all predators as savages. [In the asylum, Mrs. Otterton sees her husband in his savage state, tethered to a pole in the middle of the room, snarling and pacing. Judy walks up to her and puts her hand on her shoulder.]

That's not my Emmitt. [Judy sadly looks at her; looks down and closes her eyes]

Gazelle

We cannot let fear divide us. Please, give me back the Zootopia I love.

Chief Bogo

Come on, Hopps. The new mayor wants to see us.

Judy

The mayor? Why?

Chief Bogo

It would seem you've arrived.

Judy

Clawhauser? What are you doing?

Clawhauser

Um, they thought it would be better if a predator, such as myself, wasn't the first face that you see when you walk into the ZPD.

Judy

What?

Clawhauser

They're gonna move me to records. It's downstairs. It's by the boiler. [Clawhauser sadly walks off, Judy looks at him, upset and guilty. Bogo calls to her by the door.]

Chief Bogo

Hopps!

Judy

Um, I don't understand.

Bellwether

Our city is 90% prey, Judy, and right now, they're just really scared. You're a hero to them. They trust you. And so that's why Chief Bogo and I want you to be the public face of the ZPD.

Judy

I'm...not-- I'm not a hero. I came here to make the world a better place, but I think I broke it.

Chief Bogo

Don't give yourself so much credit, Hopps. The world has always been broken. That's why we need good cops. Like you.

Judy

With all due respect, sir, a good cop is supposed to serve and protect—help the city, not tear it apart. I don't deserve this badge. [takes off her badge]

Chief Bogo

Hopps.

Bellwether

Judy, you've worked so hard to get here. It's what you wanted since you were a kid. You can't quit.

Judy

Thank you for the opportunity. [walks out of Bellwether's office in shame]

Judy

Is that... Gideon Grey?

Stu

Yep! It sure is. We work with him now.

Bonnie

He's our partner, and we never would have considered it had you not opened our minds.

Stu

That's right, I mean Gid's turned into one of the top pastry chefs in the Tri-Burrows.

Judy

That's-- That's really cool, you guys. [Gideon takes out pastries but looks up when he hears Judy.] Gideon Grey. I'll be darned.

Hey, Judy. I would just like to say, I-I'm sorry for the way I behaved in my youth. I-I-I had a lot of self-doubt, and it manifested itself in the form of unchecked rage and aggression. I was a major jerk.

Judy

Well, I know a thing or two about being a jerk. [smiles; Gideon takes out a tray of pies from his truck.]

Anyhow, I-I brought y'all these pies.

Stu

Hey, kids, don't you run through the Midnicampum holicithias!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! [he and the others stop running and move away from the flowers]

Well, now, there's a $4-word, Mr. H. My family always just called them "Night Howlers".

Judy

I'm sor-- What did you say?

Stu

Oh, Gid's talking about those flowers, Judy. I use them to keep bugs off the produce. But I don't like the little ones going near 'em on account of your Uncle Terry.

Bonnie

Yeah, Terry ate one whole when we were kids and went completely nuts.

Stu

He bit the dickens out of your mother.

Judy

A bunny can go savage.

Bonnie

Savage? Well, that's a strong word. But it did hurt like the devil.

Stu

Well, sure it did. There's a sizable divot in your arm. I'd call that savage.

Judy

Night Howlers aren't wolves. They’re flowers. The flowers are making the predators go savage. [gasps] That's it! That's what I've been missing! [races away towards Stu’s truck, then turns back] Oh! Keys! Keys, keys, keys! Hurry! Come on! [Stu tosses Judy the keys to his truck.] Thank you! I love you, bye! [gets in the truck, starts it up and races back towards Zootopia]

Stu

You catch any of that, Bon?

Bonnie

Not one bit.

Oh, that makes me feel a little bit better, I-I thought she was talking in tongues or something.

Well, hello. Step right up. Anything you need, I got it. All your favorite movies! I got movies that haven't even been released yet! [the pedestrian rightfully refuses] Hey, 15% off! 20! Make me an offer! Come on!

Well, well, look who it is. The Duke of Bootleg.

What's it to you, Wilde? Shouldn't you be melting down a pawpsicle or somethin'? [notices and recognizes Judy; smugly] Hey, if it isn't Flopsy the Copsy.

Judy

We both know those weren't moldy onions I caught you stealing. [sternly] What were you gonna do with those Night Howlers, Wesselton?

It's Weaselton. Duke Weaselton. And I ain't talkin', rabbit. And there's nothin' you can do to make me.

Mr. Big

Ice him.

You dirty rat! Why are you helpin' her? She's a cop!

Mr. Big

And the godmother to my future granddaughter.

I'm gonna name her Judy.

Judy

Ohh!

Mr. Big

Ice this weasel.

Alright, alright, please! I'll talk! I'll talk! I stole them Night Howlers so I could sell 'em. They offered me what I couldn't refuse: Money.

Judy

And to whom did you sell them?

A ram named Doug. We got a drop spot underground. Just watch it. Doug is the opposite of friendly. He's unfriendly.

Bellwether

Judy! Judy!

Judy

Mayor Bellwether! We found out what's happening. Someone's darting predators with a serum. That's what's making them go savage.

Bellwether

I'm so proud of you, Judy. You did just a super job.

Judy

Thank you, ma'am. [starts to hand Bellwether the case, but suddenly, she takes it away in surprised suspicion] How did you know where to find us?

Bellwether

I'll go ahead, and I'll take that case now.

Judy

Uh, you know what? I think Nick and I will just take this to the ZPD.

Run.

Bellwether

Get them.

Judy

When I was a kid, I thought Zootopia was this perfect place, where everyone got along, and anyone could be anything. [Judy sees a giraffe calf and a tiger cub playing with a soccer ball. It comes to her; she does a few tricks and kicks it back to them.] Turns out, real life is a little bit more complicated than a slogan on a bumper sticker. Real life is messy. [She goes to the ZPD and sees Clawhauser, happy and back at his old job. He sets up his stuff and sees Officers Higgins and Krumpanski giving him two boxes of donuts. He smiles. Judy smiles, too.] We all have limitations, we all make mistakes, which means - hey, glass half full! - We all have a lot in common. And the more we try to understand one another, the more exceptional each of us will be.

Judy

But we have to try. So no matter what type of animal you are, from the biggest elephant to our first fox, [Nick in full police uniform, lifts his shades, and winks at Judy, inspired by her words] I implore you - try. Try to make the world a better place.

Judy

Look inside yourself and recognize that change starts with you. It starts with me. It starts with all of us.