Mr. Big
[Mr. Big, a crime boss arctic shrew, is interrogating Nick after two polar bears brought him and Judy to his home.] [speaking in a Vito-Corleone-style voice]
You come here unannounced on the day my daughter is to be married.
N Nick
Well, actually, we were brought here against our will, so... [laughs nervously; Mr. Big gives him a look] Point is, I, I did not know that it was your car, and I certainly did not know about your daughter's wedding.
Mr. Big
I trusted you, Nicky. I welcomed you into my home. We broke bread together. Grandmama made you a cannoli. And how did you repay my generosity? With a rug, made from the butt of a skunk. A skunk butt rug. You disrespected me. You disrespected my Grandmama, whom I buried in that skunk butt rug. [Koslov crosses his chest in prayer.] I told you to never to show your face here again, but here you are, snooping around with this... [to Judy] What are you, a performer? What's with the costume?
Judy
Sir, I am a co-
N Nick
Mime! She is a mime! This mime cannot speak! You can't speak if you're a mime.
Judy
No, I am a cop. [Nick sighs; Judy shows the Otterton picture] And I'm on the Emmitt Otterton case, and my evidence puts him in your car! So intimidate me all you want, I'm gonna find out what you did to that otter if it's the last thing I do.
Mr. Big
Then I have only one request: Say hello to Grandmama. [to the polar bears] Ice 'em!
N Nick
[The polar bears grab Judy and Nick.]
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't see nothing! I'm not saying nothing!
Mr. Big
And you never will.
Judy
Put me down! [the polar bears open a trap door, revealing an ice water pit below and dangle Judy and Nick]
N Nick
No, no, no, no, no! If you're mad at me about the rug, I've got more rugs!
FF Fru Fru
[enters the room in a wedding dress]
Oh, Daddy! It's time for our dance! [sees the polar bears, holding Judy and Nick above the pit; upset] Uh! What did we say? No icing anyone at my wedding!
Mr. Big
I have to baby, Daddy has to. Ice 'em! [the polar bears prepare to lower Judy and Nick]
FF Fru Fru
Wait. Wait! [the polar bears stop again] She's the bunny that saved my life yesterday! From that giant donut!
Mr. Big
This bunny?
FF Fru Fru
Yeah! [waves to Judy] Hi!
Judy
Hi. I love your dress!
FF Fru Fru
Aw... Thank you!
Mr. Big
Hm. Put 'em down. [the polar bears close the trap door and put Judy and Nick down; to Judy] You have done me a great service. I will help you find the otter. I will take your kindness and pay it forward. [Judy leans forward and Mr. Big kisses Judy on both cheeks. Nick looks at them dumbfounded]
Mr. Big
[At Fru Fru's wedding, Mr. Big talks to Judy about what happened to Emmitt Otterton.]
Otterton is my florist. He's like a part of the family. He had something important he wanted to discuss. That's why I sent that car to pick him up. But he never arrived.
Judy
Because he was attacked?
Mr. Big
No. He attacked.
Judy
Otterton?
Mr. Big
Otterton... He went crazy - ripped up the car, scared my driver half to death, [his eyes are visible for a moment and widen as he says this last part] and disappeared into the night. [holds his paw out for emphasis]
Judy
But he's a sweet little otter.
Mr. Big
Hmm. My child, we may be evolved, but deep down, we are still animals.
W Weaselton
[Duke Weaselton is selling bootleg movies to citizens.] [to a pedestrian]
Well, hello. Step right up. Anything you need, I got it. All your favorite movies! I got movies that haven't even been released yet! [the pedestrian rightfully refuses] Hey, 15% off! 20! Make me an offer! Come on!
N Nick
[shows up with Judy]
Well, well, look who it is. The Duke of Bootleg.
W Weaselton
What's it to you, Wilde? Shouldn't you be melting down a pawpsicle or somethin'? [notices and recognizes Judy; smugly] Hey, if it isn't Flopsy the Copsy.
Judy
We both know those weren't moldy onions I caught you stealing. [sternly] What were you gonna do with those Night Howlers, Wesselton?
W Weaselton
It's Weaselton. Duke Weaselton. And I ain't talkin', rabbit. And there's nothin' you can do to make me.
Mr. Big
[Judy and Nick exchange glances, as if to say, "Desperate times call for desperate measures.", and the scene changes to Mr. Big's office.]
Ice him.
W Weaselton
[One polar bear dangles Duke over the ice pit.] [screams; to Nick]
You dirty rat! Why are you helpin' her? She's a cop!
Mr. Big
And the godmother to my future granddaughter.
FF Fru-Fru
[pregnant]
I'm gonna name her Judy.
Judy
[sweetly]
Ohh!
Mr. Big
[chuckles; becomes serious again]
Ice this weasel.
W Weaselton
[yelps]
Alright, alright, please! I'll talk! I'll talk! I stole them Night Howlers so I could sell 'em. They offered me what I couldn't refuse: Money.
Judy
And to whom did you sell them?
W Weaselton
A ram named Doug. We got a drop spot underground. Just watch it. Doug is the opposite of friendly. He's unfriendly.
