At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun.
Jumanji (1995) · 47 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Jumanji (1995): in 15 of its 47 quotes
Most scenes with: Alan Parrish (9), Peter Shepherd (9), Judy Shepherd (6)
Every month at the quarter moon, there'll be a monsoon in your lagoon.
More lines from Sarah Whittle
4 quotesDon't ever call me crazy, Alan! Ever! 'Cause everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told them that you were sucked into a board game!
They grow much faster than bamboo. Take care or they'll come after you.
You're almost there with much at stake, but now the ground begins to quake...
Scenes with Sarah Whittle
10 scenesWhat is it?
Van Pelt.
A law of Jumanji has been broken. It will set back more than your token.
You tried to cheat?
I tried to drop the dice so they would land on twelve.
Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.
It was a crocodile. Alligators don't have that little fringe on their hind leg.
My mistake.
Ready?
Yeah.
Alan, ready?
There is no "ready." [Judy rolls the dice. Nothing happened]
I'll try it again. [Judy rolls the dice again. Nothing happened] It's not working.
Oh, no. It's not your turn.
Yeah. I rolled first and then Peter twice 'cause he got doubles, and now it's my turn again.
No, look. Two of those pieces are yours, right? Whose are the other pieces? The elephant was mine. You're playing the game I started in 1969. I'm gonna have to play. It's not my turn.
Whose turn is it?
Sarah Whittle. [All 3 walk up to a Tudor-style house] This is where she used to live.
This place gives me the creeps.
We used to play on this porch. I knew she still wouldn't live here. Probably married Billy Jessup and they're living in a trailer park. Come on, let's go.
Maybe she'll know where Sarah went.
Of course she'll know where Sarah went. She's a psychic.
Good point. I remember the porch being bigger.
Do you have an appointment?
No, we're just trying to find someone.
Madam Serena can't see you right now.
Maybe you can help us.
What is it?
We're looking for someone who used to live here.
No, I've lived here my whole life.
Well, then you must know Sarah Whittle.
What do you want with Sarah Whittle?
Sarah?
No, I don't go by that name anymore.
What do you want?
26 years ago, you played a game with a little boy down the street. A game with drums.
How do you know that?
I was that little boy, Sarah.
Alan... [she faints]
What can I do for you?
I want a gross of these. [hands him a bullet]
You know, they stopped making these in 1903.
Damn. I shall need a replacement weapon.
Well, there's a waiting period, and you'll have to... fill out these. [he places a stack of forms on the counter as Van Pelt drops some coins] Or I could fill these out. Louise. [Louise stops what she's doing and changes the "Open" sign to "Closed".] [hands Van Pelt a new gun] Now, anyone asks, you didn't get this here. You're not a postal worker, are you? [Van Pelt looks at the salesman as if to say, "are you crazy"?]
Alan!
Alan!
Quiet. Okay. No!
Peter!
Are you okay?
I can't believe you did that. That was so cool. You gave me chills.
It was great. Alan.
It's nice work. Come on, gimme the game. Let's go.
Hey!
Hide the game.
I don't believe this. Every time there's trouble, I run into you.
Me? I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm not going anywhere.
Just a second. You can't take him. He's--
Her fiancé.
Wait a minute, I thought you said he was your uncle.
It's all right. I'll be back soon.
Remember you said you'd never abandon your friends?
We'll finish the game later. Okay?
Later?
Van Pelt. Van Pelt.
I suggest you all go home now.
Okay.
Now how are we supposed to finish the game?
We can't. We can't finish it without him.
What?
What happened?
I thought I could end the game myself. I was only ten spaces away.
"A law of Jumanji having been broken; you will slip back even more than your token."
You tried to cheat?
No. I tried to drop the dice so they'd land on 12.
Oh, okay, honey. Well, that would be cheating.
Peter, your hands! Look at your hands!
Ray, come in, this is Willie. They cleaned out Larry's Hardware, and they're headed for Parrish Common. I can't stop 'em, Lorraine. You gotta get the National Guard down here now!
What is this about? I know you know.
Yes, I do, but you wouldn't believe me even if I told you, Carl.
Wait a minute. How do you know my name is Carl?
I know a lot more than that. I know you used to work on the stamping line at Parrish Shoes. They used to call you Soleman.
Soleman. Yeah, that's right. I was in there too, until old man Parrish fired me.
He fired you?
Yeah, man. And I had something I could've turned this whole town around.
Your shoes.
Right.
Listen, Carl, I know it doesn't mean much after 26 years, but I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Sorry for what?
It's me, Alan. [screeches to a halt]
Thank you. Come on.
What's going on?
Apparently there's a sale happening. [monkeys on a police motorcycle ride by] You just saw three monkeys go by on a motorcycle, didn't you?
Yes.
Good girl. Come on. [they go up to an ATM but discover it's out of service] Well, maybe we can bail him out with a check.
Thanks. You tell that sniveling coward from me, if he wants-- Hey! Get out of my way!
Hey! Help me! Get me outta here!
It's all right.
Oh, my God, Peter.
Come on. [They run to Sir Sav-a-Lot.]
Wait here.
He doesn't know I'm here, so this isn't gonna work. I'm going.
Don't move or I'll blow your blinking brains out!
Call the cops!
That should do it, don't ya think?
Oh, yeah.
If you let me go, I can stop all this. It sounds like something out of the Twilight Zone, but it's true. Please. You gotta help me on this.
I know I'm gonna regret it. Just hold still. There. I let you go. Now what are we gon’ do? [throws the handcuff keys and handcuffs Carl to the door]
You are gonna stay here.
Those are my keys!
It's for your own good. You just stay there.
My handcuff keys. Wait.
This is something I have to do.
Alan!
You'll thank me someday.
Hostage situation at Sir Sav-a-Lot involving a woman and two children. Sounds like the armed perpetrator in the pith helmet and khakis you reported. Carl? Come in, Carl.
Lorraine, come in. Lorraine!
What's Sir Sav-a-lot?
It's a discount store.
Move over.
Wait. Gently.
All right. Don't worry. I've done this before once.
Where's Sir Sav-a-Lot?
Monroe and Elm.
The Episcopal church.
No, it's not a church anymore. Now it's a Speedy Burger, or at least it was. I don't know what's left of it. People in this town are goin' loopy.
Judy!
We got company.
It's all right. That's a traffic cop. He'll back us up. [The same monkeys from before ride up]
Here's the game.
Come on. Get outta here.
I got it.
Okay!
Stop your cringing, woman. I could have shot you at any moment.
Then why didn't you?
You didn't roll the dice. Alan did.
There it is. Hit the brakes. Hit the brakes!
I'm hittin' 'em.
Hit the brakes!
I'm hittin' the brakes!
He should be here any moment.
Sarah! You're all right?
Yes.
Where's Peter?
I'm here.
Oh, great.
So remember, circumstances are never ever out of your control. End of tape three.
To update on the events unfolding in Brantford, New Hampshire where at least 98 people have been hospitalized with symptoms ranging from fevers and rashes to violent seizures. Local resources have been strained to the breaking point. State health officials are asking anyone experiencing symptoms to dial 9-1-1. [Nora gets out of the car and witnesses zebras, elephants, and rhinos run by. As they do this, a monkey jumps into the car. She shuts the door and drives off. The monkey screeches, startling her and she drives into a ditch]
Alan, talk to him. Please?
What? We don't have time for this, okay?
I know, but he's a kid and he was trying to help.
All right.
Thank you.
I warned you about this, Peter. No, you wanted to play the game. What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
I'm sorry. Twenty-six years buried in the jungle and I still became my father. It's okay. Come here. I'm sorry. Hey. It's all right. Remember what you told me? It's all right to be afraid.
It's not that.
What is it? [whispers in Alan's ear] Okay. Ready? [pulls Peter's tail out of his pants] Don't worry. We're gonna have you turned back into your old self in no time flat. 'Cause we're gonna go in here, and together, we're gonna sit down, we're gonna finish that game, no matter what. [The house has turned into a swamp] Suddenly, I feel right at home.
Lorraine, this is Carl. I know who's behind this. I'm headin' to the Parrish place. Gimme backup. Lorraine?
Wait!
Now what?
Stop! Wait, stop!
Is there a problem, ma'am?
Can I have a ride home?
Where do you live?
Jefferson Street. The old Parrish place.
Do you have children? A boy and a girl?
Oh, my God! What happened?
Get in. I'll explain it on the way. [a vine from the game has taken Carl's cop car] Fine! Take it! We gotta get to that house.
Come on. Okay, it's my turn. I've got it. Colonel Mustard in the library with a wrench. Clue.
"Beware the ground on which you stand, the floor is quicker than the sand."
Alan!
Help me.
Okay. Stay calm. Don't struggle. Stay calm.
I'm calm.
Alan! Grab on!
Pull. Okay, I got it. Pull!
Stay calm!
Come on.
Oh, good! I got you.
Stop giving me things that come apart!
"There is a lesson--"
All right.
"There is a lesson you will learn:
I got you.
sometimes you must go back a turn." [the floor becomes quicksand; Sarah tries to pull Alan up, but also gets stuck]
Did I hurt you?
Oh, no.
Oh, dear.
Oh, thank you, Judy. Thank you. That was quick thinking. Sarah and I would like to get out of the floor, so it's your turn, Peter.
Okay.
I thought I lost you again.
Thanks for stickin' around this time.
"Need a hand while you just wait, we'll help you out, we each have…eight?"
Nothing. Waah!
You don't go "Waah!" for nothing.
Oh, my.
Peter! My dad kept an axe in the woodshed. Go get it.
Okay.
Hurry! Go, go, go!
Sarah!
Judy? Peter?
Aunt Nora, it's me, Peter.
Oh, God! [she backs into the closet]
Sorry, I can't talk right now. I'll explain later. [locks her in the closet]
Jumanji.
No, Alan, no! [Van Pelt shoots a bullet which disintegrates as he and everything from the game gets sucked back in]
I forgot my speech notes.
I've only been gone five minutes.
It seems like a lot longer to me.
See, I thought you told me you were never gonna talk to me again.
Look, Alan, I was angry. I'm sorry too. I'm sorry. Look, you don't have to go to Cliffside if you don't want to. Let's talk it over tomorrow, man-to-man.
How about father-to-son?
All right. Hey, I gotta get going. I'm the guest of honor.
Dad? Back in nineteen six-- I mean, today in the factory, it wasn't Carl Bentley's fault. I put the shoe on the conveyor belt.
I'm glad you told me, son. Thanks.
Bye, Dad.
Good-bye.
Alan. They're not there. It's 1969. They don't even exist yet.
I'm starting to forget what it's like to be a grown-up.
That's okay. As long as we don't forget each other.
Or Judy and Peter. Alan, there's something I've been wanting to do and I better do it before I feel too much like a kid. [She kisses him]
They probably don't teach driver training in the sixth grade, huh?
God and sinners reconciled. Joyful all ye nations rise. Join the triumph of the skies.
Merry Christmas. Wanna try one of these?
Christ is born in Bethlehem. Hark, The herald angels sing
No, Dad. It's a new cross-trainer. It's doing fabulous. It's not a bra. It's a shoe.
Honey, they're here.
Dad, I gotta run. Merry Christmas. We'll pick you up at the airport. You'll be the best Christmas gift of all. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. They're here.
Come on. Let's go.
Pardon me. Jim, glad you could make it.
Thanks. This is my wife, Martha.
Hi, Martha. This is Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Where are the kids?
Oh, my God, there they are.
How'd you know?
A guess. A guess, of course. They're your kids.
You're right. These are our children. Judy and Peter. Kids, say hi to Mr. and Mrs. Parrish.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
You're just like we remembered you. I feel like we know so much about them because, you know--
You've told Alan so much about them.
And I told her.
Yeah.
I'll go get the presents.
Sure, honey. Well, we love children.
Merry Christmas.
Cool!
So, when can you start?
Well, actually, Martha and I were thinking of taking a little skiing holiday in the Canadian Rockies.
No! [all chatter stops]
Sorry. We-- We just--
Need you to get that marketing done on the new line… pronto.
No problem. I could probably start next week. That'd be great.
Let me introduce you to the rest of the folks you'll be working with. Come on in. Our house was your house. Is, anytime you like.
We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year
What's that noise?
[credits roll]







