GS Gun Salesman
[Van Pelt walks into a gun shop and places his gun on the counter]
What can I do for you?
Van Pelt I want a gross of these. [hands him a bullet]
GS Gun Salesman
You know, they stopped making these in 1903.
Van Pelt Damn. I shall need a replacement weapon.
GS Gun Salesman
Well, there's a waiting period, and you'll have to... fill out these. [he places a stack of forms on the counter as Van Pelt drops some coins] Or I could fill these out. Louise. [Louise stops what she's doing and changes the "Open" sign to "Closed".] [hands Van Pelt a new gun] Now, anyone asks, you didn't get this here. You're not a postal worker, are you? [Van Pelt looks at the salesman as if to say, "are you crazy"?]
[Peter has successfully gotten the game back]
Peter, that was great.
I can't believe you did that. That was so cool. You gave me chills.
It's nice work. Come on, gimme the game. Let's go.
[Carl notices Alan]
Oh, no. Act natural.
I don't believe this. Every time there's trouble, I run into you.
Me? I don't know what you're talking about.
[arresting Alan]
All right, I'm taking you in for questioning.
Just a second. You can't take him. He's--
Wait a minute, I thought you said he was your uncle.
It's all right. I'll be back soon.
Van Pelt [fails to shoot Alan]
Blast!
Remember you said you'd never abandon your friends?
We'll finish the game later. Okay?
I suggest you all go home now.
Now how are we supposed to finish the game?
We can't. We can't finish it without him.
[Has set the game on a stump and rolled the dices]
Judy! [Sarah and Judy run over]
I thought I could end the game myself. I was only ten spaces away.
[Reads a notice in the center of the board]
"A law of Jumanji having been broken; you will slip back even more than your token."
No. I tried to drop the dice so they'd land on 12.
Oh, okay, honey. Well, that would be cheating.
Peter, your hands! Look at your hands!
[The magic from Jumanji turns Peter into a Monkey due to cheating]
Ray, come in, this is Willie. They cleaned out Larry's Hardware, and they're headed for Parrish Common. I can't stop 'em, Lorraine. You gotta get the National Guard down here now!
What is this about? I know you know.
Yes, I do, but you wouldn't believe me even if I told you, Carl.
Wait a minute. How do you know my name is Carl?
I know a lot more than that. I know you used to work on the stamping line at Parrish Shoes. They used to call you Soleman.
Soleman. Yeah, that's right. I was in there too, until old man Parrish fired me.
Yeah, man. And I had something I could've turned this whole town around.
Listen, Carl, I know it doesn't mean much after 26 years, but I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's me, Alan. [screeches to a halt]
Apparently there's a sale happening. [monkeys on a police motorcycle ride by] You just saw three monkeys go by on a motorcycle, didn't you?
Good girl. Come on. [they go up to an ATM but discover it's out of service] Well, maybe we can bail him out with a check.
Van Pelt Thanks. You tell that sniveling coward from me, if he wants-- Hey! Get out of my way!
Van Pelt [?] [takes the game back]
Give me that, boy!
[Peter is trapped in a car due to a rhino crushing it]
Hey! Help me! Get me outta here!
Come on. [They run to Sir Sav-a-Lot.]
[spots the game on a counter]
There it is!
[she goes to retrieve it]
Wait here.
Van Pelt [catches Sarah]
Got ya, girlie. When Alan hears of your predicament, he'll come.
He doesn't know I'm here, so this isn't gonna work. I'm going.
Van Pelt Don't move or I'll blow your blinking brains out!
Van Pelt That should do it, don't ya think?
[uses the scanner to temporarily blind Van Pelt]
Price check!
If you let me go, I can stop all this. It sounds like something out of the Twilight Zone, but it's true. Please. You gotta help me on this.
[removing the handcuffs]
I know I'm gonna regret it. Just hold still. There. I let you go. Now what are we gon’ do? [throws the handcuff keys and handcuffs Carl to the door]
It's for your own good. You just stay there.
This is something I have to do.
Hostage situation at Sir Sav-a-Lot involving a woman and two children. Sounds like the armed perpetrator in the pith helmet and khakis you reported. Carl? Come in, Carl.
Lorraine, come in. Lorraine!
All right. Don't worry. I've done this before once.
No, it's not a church anymore. Now it's a Speedy Burger, or at least it was. I don't know what's left of it. People in this town are goin' loopy.
It's all right. That's a traffic cop. He'll back us up. [The same monkeys from before ride up]
[?]
Turn the siren off. Right there!
Van Pelt Stop your cringing, woman. I could have shot you at any moment.
Van Pelt You didn't roll the dice. Alan did.
There it is. Hit the brakes. Hit the brakes!
Van Pelt He should be here any moment.
[the car plows into the store knocking shelves over and burying Van Pelt in paint cans]
Sarah! You're all right?
SH Self-help tape
So remember, circumstances are never ever out of your control. End of tape three.
To update on the events unfolding in Brantford, New Hampshire where at least 98 people have been hospitalized with symptoms ranging from fevers and rashes to violent seizures. Local resources have been strained to the breaking point. State health officials are asking anyone experiencing symptoms to dial 9-1-1. [Nora gets out of the car and witnesses zebras, elephants, and rhinos run by. As they do this, a monkey jumps into the car. She shuts the door and drives off. The monkey screeches, startling her and she drives into a ditch]
[using a hacksaw to free himself from the door]
I got it.
Alan, talk to him. Please?
What? We don't have time for this, okay?
I know, but he's a kid and he was trying to help.
[to Peter]
I warned you about this, Peter. No, you wanted to play the game. What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
I'm sorry. Twenty-six years buried in the jungle and I still became my father. It's okay. Come here. I'm sorry. Hey. It's all right. Remember what you told me? It's all right to be afraid.
What is it? [whispers in Alan's ear] Okay. Ready? [pulls Peter's tail out of his pants] Don't worry. We're gonna have you turned back into your old self in no time flat. 'Cause we're gonna go in here, and together, we're gonna sit down, we're gonna finish that game, no matter what. [The house has turned into a swamp] Suddenly, I feel right at home.
Lorraine, this is Carl. I know who's behind this. I'm headin' to the Parrish place. Gimme backup. Lorraine?
Is there a problem, ma'am?
Jefferson Street. The old Parrish place.
Do you have children? A boy and a girl?
Oh, my God! What happened?
Get in. I'll explain it on the way. [a vine from the game has taken Carl's cop car] Fine! Take it! We gotta get to that house.
[The other dice stops at 2, making number 3 and lets Alan's token reach the goal and he effectively wins the game and the words "Jumanji" appear in the crystal ball.]
Jumanji.
Van Pelt [last words]
Huh?
[louder]
It's Jumanji. [Van Pelt gun crooks and fires]
[jumpa out in front of the bullet]
No, Alan, no! [Van Pelt shoots a bullet which disintegrates as he and everything from the game gets sucked back in]
[transition back to 1969, with Young Alan and Sarah hugging] [entering the house]
I forgot my speech notes.
[Hugs Sam]
I'm so glad you're back.
I've only been gone five minutes.
It seems like a lot longer to me.
See, I thought you told me you were never gonna talk to me again.
[sadly]
Whatever I said, Dad, I'm sorry.
Look, Alan, I was angry. I'm sorry too. I'm sorry. Look, you don't have to go to Cliffside if you don't want to. Let's talk it over tomorrow, man-to-man.
All right. Hey, I gotta get going. I'm the guest of honor.
Dad? Back in nineteen six-- I mean, today in the factory, it wasn't Carl Bentley's fault. I put the shoe on the conveyor belt.
I'm glad you told me, son. Thanks.
[remembers something]
Holy smokes! Judy and Peter!
Alan. They're not there. It's 1969. They don't even exist yet.
