Laurel Boyd [to Dorothy]
No no. Don't cry at the beginning of the date. Cry at the end, like I do. And don't be a shoulder for him to cry on either.
Played by Bonnie Hunt 
Jerry Maguire (1996) · 63 quotes
Jerry Maguire (1996) · 63 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Jerry Maguire (1996): in 5 of its 63 quotes
A line from Laurel BoydDotty -- this is not "a guy.". This is a "syndrome." It's called Early Midlife, About-To-Marry, Hanging Onto The-Bottom-Rung Dear-God-Don't-Let-Me-Be-Alone, I'll-Call-My-Newly Long-suffering-Assistant-Without Medical-For-Company Syndrome. And if, knowing all that, you still allow him to come over, more power to you.
More lines from Laurel Boyd
2 quotes Laurel Boyd Laurel Boyd [to Jerry, toasting his marriage to Dorothy]
If you **** this up, I'll kill you.
Scenes with Laurel Boyd
2 scenes
I'm Jerry Maguire.
Laurel You seem just the way I pictured you. I'm her disapproving sister Laurel.
Honesty. Thank you.
Maybe I am taking advantage. Am I a bad person? All I know is that I found someone who was charming and popular and not-so-nice to me -- and he died. Okay? So why should I let this guy go, when everything in my body says this one is the one.
Laurel Easy, hon, I was just looking for fun details --
Oh, well, why didn't you say so? And oh, I don't know if you're interested in this detail, but I was just about to tell you that I love him. I love him, and I don't care what you think. I love him for the man he wants to be, and I love him for the man he almost is. I love him.
