“George, come on. Beethoven isn't even remotely dangerous. He'd never...” – Alice, Beethoven ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Beethoven 1992

Alice

George, come on. Beethoven isn't even remotely dangerous. He'd never hurt the kids. He might take a bite out of you, though.

George

First snarl, first, any kind of weirdness and he's gone.

Alice

Weirdness? What should I watch for, hon? Wearing my clothes around the house?

In this scene

George Newton Charles Grodin More George quotes →

Alice Bonnie Hunt More Alice quotes →

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