Beethoven (1992) · 13 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Beethoven (1992): in 3 of its 13 quotes
Most scenes with: Alice (2), Dr. Varnick (2), Ryce (2)
I don't think words for parts of the body make very good names.
Emily He's got one of those, I looked.
I'm sure he does. But I don't think Daddy would want to stand on the porch at night yelling that out.
Emily But that's what you call Uncle Richard.
I'm terribly sorry.
We want our dog back!
Emily Where's Beethoven?
All right, kids, let Daddy handle this.
Mr. Newton, what can I do for you?
We want our dog back!
Oh, I'm terribly sorry. It's too late. The dog's been destroyed.
NO!
DAD!
Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I was told this wouldn't happen until tomorrow.
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Take your hands off her. What are you...
Emily I told you he was lying!
What the hell are you trying to pull?!
Wait! You can't come in here! This is private property!
Beethoven?!
Emily He's not here!
All right, hold it right there! You have no right to be in here! Out, all of you!
Where's my dog?
I don't have to answer your questions. You ordered that dog destroyed, and it was done. Now get out.
You hit me, I'll have you put in jail for assault and battery!
[George lets go of Varnick. Then suddenly he punches him in the face, knocking him backwards into an empty animal cage.]
Nice doggie. We’re gonna have a little field test of this new ammo. [prepares to shoot Beethoven] So long!
You're a very foolish man, Mr. Newton. You should've left well enough alone. [prepares to shoot George, but the little dog who Beethoven helped earlier in the film, runs over and bites Varnick's groin] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!! [accidentally fires a shot in the air. Back in the Newtons' car, the kids have heard the gun and are starting to panic]
That was a gun!
Emily Daddy!
MOM, GET OVER HERE!!!!
There's no time!
