A character in Beethoven (1992)

Dr. Varnick quotes from Beethoven (1992)

Dean Jones

Scenes with Dr. Varnick

4 scenes
Dr. Varnick

Here for his shots?

George

Yes.

Dr. Varnick

Well, he'll be a little groggy this evening.

George

That'll be nice.

Vernon
[After George left for the vet, Harvey and Vernon taking Beethoven to the warehouse]

Nice dog, huh, Doc? He's perfect for the animal experiment.

Dr. Varnick

Get everything ready. I'll be by in the morning. We'll do the test on him first thing.

Harvey

Sure thing.

Harvey
[Meanwhile, at Dandy Pup Pet Supply Warehouse. Sparky wakes up, Harvey and Vernon capture Beethoven]

Okay, good doggie. Good doggie. OK, close the door. Close the door.

Vernon
[Vernon closes the door]

I've got him. Come on!

Harvey
[All dogs barking, when Harvey continues dragging Beethoven.]

Good doggie. Come here, doggie. Come on!

Harvey
[Vernon opens the cage door.]

Okay, I got him. Good, good. I got him. Come on, doggie.

Vernon
[Harvey still continues dragging Beethoven, but Harvey steps back to the cage door, but Vernon grabs him]

Not you! Not you! The dog!

Vernon
[Harvey walks out of cage, and he walks Beethoven to the cage]

Put him in. Okay, you got him? In the cage. Get in.

Vernon
[Harvey closes the door, Beethoven tries to get out, but he couldn't. Sparky barks at him. Then, all dogs barking, and Vernon shouts back]

SHUT UP!! There. Doc will work on him first thing in the morning, and then he's one dead puppy.

Dr. Varnick
[At the vet, Dr. Varnick has put the cash in the vault. Suddenly, he heard knocking on the door.]

I'm terribly sorry.

Ryce

We want our dog back!

Emily

Where's Beethoven?

Alice

All right, kids, let Daddy handle this.

Dr. Varnick

Mr. Newton, what can I do for you?

Ryce

We want our dog back!

Dr. Varnick

Oh, I'm terribly sorry. It's too late. The dog's been destroyed.

Ryce

NO!

Ted

DAD!

George

Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I was told this wouldn't happen until tomorrow.

Ryce
[Angrily]

I don't believe you!

George
[Dr. Varnick is fighting Ryce] [Shouting]

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Take your hands off her. What are you...

Emily
[George tries to stop the fight. He looked, and have no bite marks on Varnick's arm]

I told you he was lying!

George

What the hell are you trying to pull?!

Dr. Varnick
[The Newton family rushes off into the cages]

Wait! You can't come in here! This is private property!

Ted

Beethoven?!

Emily
[The Newton family tries to find Beethoven, because it's empty.] [Gasps]

He's not here!

Ryce
[Dr. Varnick rushes into the cages]

No, he's here.

Dr. Varnick

All right, hold it right there! You have no right to be in here! Out, all of you!

George

Where's my dog?

Dr. Varnick

I don't have to answer your questions. You ordered that dog destroyed, and it was done. Now get out.

Dr. Varnick
[George grips Varnick's collar]

You hit me, I'll have you put in jail for assault and battery!
[George lets go of Varnick. Then suddenly he punches him in the face, knocking him backwards into an empty animal cage.]

Dr. Varnick

Nice doggie. We’re gonna have a little field test of this new ammo. [prepares to shoot Beethoven] So long!

Dr. Varnick
[George crashes through the skylight of Dr. Varnick's warehouse and lands on Harvey and Vernon, knocking them to the floor. He recovers Beethoven] [condescendingly]

You're a very foolish man, Mr. Newton. You should've left well enough alone. [prepares to shoot George, but the little dog who Beethoven helped earlier in the film, runs over and bites Varnick's groin] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!! [accidentally fires a shot in the air. Back in the Newtons' car, the kids have heard the gun and are starting to panic]

Ryce

That was a gun!

Emily

Daddy!

Ryce

MOM, GET OVER HERE!!!!

Ted

There's no time!

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