Dean Jones movie quotes

View Quote I may be kidding myself, but I think I can make something out of that sad little bucket of bolts.

View Quote Without a real car, I'm only half a man.

View Quote Has everybody gone nuts around here? I can understand how Tennessee feels, he's just in off a flying saucer.

View Quote Now you listen to me, Herbie, and you listen good. Now, you and I did not come out of mothballs to be the laughingstock of the continent. Either get the lead out of your pants right now, or I’m gonna ship you back to the States, have you stuffed and hung on a wall in Retirement Village!

View Quote [Bruno Von Stickle won't let Herbie pass]
Wheely Applegate: Dirty road hog! Why doesn't he learn how to drive?
Jim Douglas: He knows how to drive, that's the trouble!
[they go round a pair of sharp curves]
Wheely Applegate: Yeah, I see what you mean.

View Quote Wheely Applegate: I didn't understand what he was saying.
Jim Douglas: That's OK. He didn't understand what you were saying either. Come to think of it, I don't think *I* understood what you were saying.

View Quote Dr. Varnick: Here for his shots?
George: Yes.
Dr. Varnick: Well, he'll be a little groggy this evening.
George: That'll be nice.

View Quote [After George left for the vet, Harvey and Vernon taking Beethoven to the warehouse]
Vernon: Nice dog, huh, Doc? He's perfect for the animal experiment.
Dr. Varnick: Get everything ready. I'll be by in the morning. We'll do the test on him first thing.
Harvey: Sure thing.
[Meanwhile, at Dandy Pup Pet Supply Warehouse. Sparky wakes up, Harvey and Vernon capture Beethoven]
Harvey: Okay, good doggie. Good doggie. OK, close the door. Close the door.
[Vernon closes the door]
Vernon: I've got him. Come on!
[All dogs barking, when Harvey continues dragging Beethoven.]
Harvey: Good doggie. Come here, doggie. Come on!
[Vernon opens the cage door.]
Harvey: Okay, I got him. Good, good. I got him. Come on, doggie.
[Harvey still continues dragging Beethoven, but Harvey steps back to the cage door, but Vernon grabs him]
Vernon: Not you! Not you! The dog!
[Harvey walks out of cage, and he walks Beethoven to the cage]
Vernon: Put him in. Okay, you got him? In the cage. Get in.
[Harvey closes the door, Beethoven tries to get out, but he couldn't. Sparky barks at him. Then, all dogs barking, and Vernon shouts back]
Vernon: SHUT UP!! There. Doc will work on him first thing in the morning, and then he's one dead puppy.

View Quote [At the vet, Dr. Varnick has put the cash in the vault. Suddenly, he heard knocking on the door.]
Dr. Varnick: I'm terribly sorry.
Ryce: We want our dog back!
Emily: Where's Beethoven?
Alice: All right, kids, let Daddy handle this.
Dr. Varnick: Mr. Newton, what can I do for you?
Ryce: We want our dog back!
Dr. Varnick: Oh, I'm terribly sorry. It's too late. The dog's been destroyed.
Ryce: NO!
Ted: DAD!
George: Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I was told this wouldn't happen until tomorrow.
Ryce: [Angrily] I don't believe you!
[Dr. Varnick is fighting Ryce]
George: [Shouting] Hey, hey, hey, hey! Take your hands off her. What are you...
[George tries to stop the fight. He looked, and have no bite marks on Varnick's arm]
Emily: I told you he was lying!
George: What the hell are you trying to pull?!
[The Newton family rushes off into the cages]
Dr. Varnick: Wait! You can't come in here! This is private property!
Ted: Beethoven?!
[The Newton family tries to find Beethoven, because it's empty.]
Emily: [Gasps] He's not here!
[Dr. Varnick rushes into the cages]
Ryce: No, he's here.
Dr. Varnick: All right, hold it right there! You have no right to be in here! Out, all of you!
George: Where's my dog?
Dr. Varnick: I don't have to answer your questions. You ordered that dog destroyed, and it was done. Now get out.
[George grips Varnick's collar]
Dr. Varnick: You hit me, I'll have you put in jail for assault and battery!
[George lets go of Varnick. Then suddenly he punches him in the face, knocking him backwards into an empty animal cage.]